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HUCKLEBERRY PRESS<br />

®®<br />

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June 30, 2016<br />

THE COMMUNITY PAPER OF THE INLAND NORTHWEST<br />

“O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain.”<br />

SERVING 13 INLAND NORTHWEST COUNTIES: Spokane, Lincoln, Stevens, Ferry, Adams, Whitman, Grant, Douglas, Pend Oreille, Okanogan, Bonner, Kootenai, Benewah OVER 70 TOWNS: Addy, Airway Heights, Almira,<br />

Arden, Barstow, Blanchard, Blue Creek, Boyds, Cedonia, Cheney, Chewelah, Colbert, Colville, Coulee City, Coulee Dam, Creston, Curlew, Danville, Davenport, Deer Park, Diamond Lake, Electric City, Elk, Enterprise, Ephrata,<br />

Evans, Ford, Fort Spokane, Two Rivers, Fruitland, Gifford, Grand Coulee, Granite Point, Harrington, Hartline, Hillyard, Hunters, Inchelium, Ione, Keller, Kettle Falls, Loon Lake, Malo, Marcus, Mead, Medical Lake, Metaline, Moses<br />

Lake, Nespelem, Newport, Nine Mile Falls, Northport, Old Town, Okanogan, Omak, Onion Creek, Orient, Post Falls, Priest River, Reardan, Republic, Ritzville, Riverside, Rosalia, Soap Lake, Spangle, Spokane, Spokane Valley,<br />

Springdale, St. John, Suncrest, Summit Valley, Tonasket, Tum Tum, Valley, Wauconda, Wellpinit, West End, Wilbur, and a bunch of other neat places!<br />

ESTATE SALE!<br />

Fri. July 1 - 4pm-8pm<br />

Sat. July 2 - 8am-3pm<br />

Sun. July 3 - 8am-3pm<br />

Antiques, Tools, More!<br />

Everything Goes!<br />

1191 Hwy 25 S,<br />

Kettle Falls, WA. Cash Only.<br />

ANNUAL YARD SALES! SEVEN<br />

BAYS & AREA Annual Yard Sales<br />

with 15-plus Sales! Vintage motorcycles,<br />

antiques, jewelry, household<br />

items & decor, and much, much<br />

more! Saturday, July 2nd, 9am-<br />

3pm. Seven Bays, WA (Follow signs<br />

off Hwy 25 or off Hwy 2).<br />

BIRD BOYZ CEDAR GREEN-<br />

HOUSE Built Solid! Full set of options<br />

available! Prices starting at<br />

$3,000. View them and others at<br />

birdboyzbuilders.com/greenhouses<br />

or 509-995-1624 for more information.<br />

Red Line Coins<br />

Paying Cash for Rare Coins,<br />

old U.S. Dollars, Scrap<br />

Gold and Silver.<br />

MENTION THIS AD FOR A<br />

FREE APPRAISAL!<br />

Call Tom at 866-327-9402<br />

Mon-Fri, 10am-5pm<br />

641 W Garland Spokane, WA 99205<br />

www.redlinecoins.com<br />

ESTATE SALE,<br />

JULY 2ND & 3RD!<br />

Antiques, compressor 30 gallon,<br />

many clothes, jewelry, camping<br />

gear, camping tent, sleeping<br />

bags, propane camp stove,<br />

Diecast cars, furniture, and<br />

miscellanous.<br />

N. 29414 Selkirk View Drive,<br />

Chattaroy, WA.<br />

8am-5pm. Call for information<br />

509-995-1195.<br />

TIRES, CENTER LINE ALUMINUM<br />

wheels, Cook stove (wood), Smoker<br />

(hot&cold) never been used. Northport.<br />

509-732-8001<br />

‘95 20-FOOT<br />

CAPRI BAYLINER<br />

Very low hours, excellent<br />

condition, always shedded,<br />

loaded with extras. Skis, Life<br />

Jackets, Tube, etc. $9,500.<br />

Baldwin Spinet Piano $1,250.<br />

Ping-pong table, collapsible<br />

with wheels $350. Fruit scales<br />

$45. Grain auger $50. Free<br />

Gleaner, Combine and Header.<br />

Free garage hoist. Creston, WA<br />

509-636-3794.<br />

HAY STUMPAGE<br />

FOR SALE.<br />

CRP Grass, Alfalfa Mix.<br />

Up to 1,000 acres available<br />

in North Lincoln County.<br />

Call 509-721-0049.<br />

I<br />

<strong>Huckleberry</strong><br />

country!<br />

Want To Buy<br />

Arrowheads,<br />

single or collections, I’m a<br />

private collector - not a dealer.<br />

509-953-6385.<br />

Davenport Building Supply’s<br />

Pet of the Week!<br />

“These heeler mix puppies were born to our gal Kimber on the<br />

day we were married! Because we didn’t have enough going on.<br />

Luckily, our wedding was perfect and now we have eight adorable<br />

bundles of happy to send to loving new homes.” - Cristine Varain,<br />

Davenport.<br />

Share your special animal friend!<br />

facebook.com/Davenport-Building-Supply<br />

Davenport Building Supply<br />

801 Morgan St.<br />

Davenport, WA 99122<br />

QUALITY WORK - LOGGING<br />

Clean Up / Deadwood Cleanup.<br />

Firebreaks / Fuel Reduction and<br />

Mobile Firewood Processing. 509-<br />

392-1640.<br />

FOR SALE<br />

PHONE CORRECTION<br />

JET JDP-17MF FLOOR<br />

STANDING DRILL PRESS.<br />

$250. JERRY 509-276-6770<br />

PHONE CORRECTION<br />

2009 SUZUKI BOULEVARD<br />

S40 650cc, 450 original miles,<br />

nice, includes all new leather<br />

riding chaps, Alpine Star riding<br />

jacket, 2 helmets and winter<br />

gloves. REDUCED! $3500. Call<br />

Jerry 509-276-6770. Deer Park.<br />

2016 Northport<br />

Fishing Derby<br />

Visit us at Seven Bays or Keller Ferry Marinas<br />

Escape your day and cruise with Lake Roosevelt Adventures<br />

1-800-816-2431<br />

www.lakerooseveltadventures.com<br />

Seven Bays Marina<br />

Restaurant Now Open!<br />

Fri & Sat: 11a - 9p<br />

Sun: 11a-8p<br />

509-725-7229<br />

JULY 8 - 9 - 10<br />

Lake Roosevelt/Columbia River:<br />

China Bend Boat Launch to the Canadian Border<br />

ENTRY FEE: Adults $20 • Under Age 16: $10<br />

TWO DIVISIONS: Trout & Walleye<br />

Entry Fee Gets You Into BOTH Divisions!<br />

• Entry Fee Also Includes the FISH FRY on Sunday •<br />

Tickets can be purchased at Rivers Edge 1 Stop<br />

• The Texaco Station in Northport •<br />

Over $500 in Cash & Prizes<br />

Sponsored by the Northport Chamber of Commerce<br />

For More Info: Rivers Edge 1 Stop (509) 732-4495<br />

Karene Balcom (509) 732-4353


Page 2 <strong>Huckleberry</strong> <strong>Press</strong> June 30, 2016<br />

NEW!!!<br />

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Details on page 14!<br />

THE GIFT OF GOD IS<br />

ETERNAL LIFE THROUGH<br />

JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD...<br />

ROMANS 6:23<br />

WANTED<br />

Isuzu Trooper 1988-91 with V-6,<br />

5-speed in good shape. CASH.<br />

208-507-1211<br />

Social Media Thug Life<br />

I’ve given up social<br />

media for the New Year<br />

and am trying to make<br />

friends outside Facebook<br />

while applying the same<br />

principles.<br />

Every day, I walk<br />

down the street and tell<br />

passersby what I’ve eaten,<br />

how I feel, what I<br />

did the night before, and<br />

what I will do tomorrow.<br />

Then I give them<br />

pictures of my family,<br />

my dog, and me gardening.<br />

I also listen to their<br />

conversations and tell them<br />

I love them.<br />

And it works. I already<br />

have three people<br />

following me — two police<br />

officers and a psychiatrist.<br />

‘95 CHEVY HIGH-TOP Conversion<br />

Van, low mileage, new tires,<br />

new brakes, great condition,<br />

very well maintained, $2,600.<br />

509-722-4439.<br />

NOW BUYING OLD AND BROKEN<br />

Motorcycles any condition. Call<br />

Good Guys: 509-455-6666.<br />

My Daily Regimen<br />

My doctor took<br />

one look at my gut and<br />

refused to believe that I<br />

work out. So, I listed the<br />

exercises I do every day:<br />

jump to conclusions,<br />

climb the walls, drag<br />

my heels, push my luck,<br />

make mountains out<br />

of molehills, bend over<br />

backward, run around<br />

in circles, put my foot in<br />

my mouth, go over the<br />

edge, and beat around<br />

the bush.<br />

HOOKS VW REPAIR & PARTS<br />

25 yrs experience. We are a TMI<br />

Interior dealer, SCAT PERFOR-<br />

MANCE PARTS. Transmissions,<br />

Buggys, Bahas. Wanted old VW<br />

bugs, buses and parts. We repair<br />

and rebuild any phase of VW<br />

from minor tune-ups to complete<br />

restoration. Complete machining<br />

of heads and cases - done in<br />

our shop, engines from stock to<br />

turbo aircooled, ASE certified<br />

engine builder. BUGS, BUSES,<br />

WESTYS, H20 cooled VANO-<br />

GAN’S. 509-443-3517 750 S.<br />

Dishman Rd, Spokane 99206.<br />

Workout<br />

Q: What kind of exercise<br />

do lazy people do?<br />

A: Diddly-squats.<br />

Thorough Examination<br />

The attorney tells<br />

the accused, “I have<br />

some good news and<br />

some bad news.”<br />

“What’s the bad<br />

news?” asks the accused.<br />

“The bad news is,<br />

1990 CASE 1680 ROTARY<br />

Combine, 1010 25-foot header with<br />

a header cart, chaff spreader, extra<br />

long unloading auger, updated fan.<br />

509-722-4464.<br />

1976 AMC PACER COUPE<br />

Rare car. 6 cylinder, Automatic<br />

transmission, $1995.<br />

208-507-1211<br />

HEAVY DUTY Trailer Hitch Motorcycle<br />

Rack. $150 OBO 509-725-<br />

0841<br />

your blood is all over<br />

the crime scene, and the<br />

DNA tests prove you did<br />

it.”<br />

“What’s the good<br />

news?”<br />

“Your cholesterol is<br />

130.”<br />

A Real Gut-Buster<br />

A woman noticed<br />

her husband standing<br />

on the bathroom scale,<br />

1983 JEEP CJ-8 SCRAMBLER<br />

6-cylinder, 4-speed. Rust free,<br />

lifted 35”, much new. $7900.<br />

208-507-1211<br />

2011 FORD TRANSIT, UN-<br />

DER 20K miles, includes $900<br />

roof rack. Camper conversion<br />

started, detached awning room,<br />

110 receptacle, grill guard,<br />

many more features, $21,000<br />

REDUCED $20,000 complete<br />

or negotiable without generator.<br />

425-419-7895<br />

sucking in his stomach.<br />

“Ha ! That’s not going<br />

to help,” she said.<br />

“Sure, it does,” he<br />

said. “It’s the only way I<br />

can see the numbers.”<br />

I think it’s pretty<br />

cool how the Chinese<br />

made a language entirely<br />

out of tattoos.<br />

CLASSIC 16’ JUPITER Cuddy-<br />

Cabin w/ 50hp Evinrude, 7.5hp<br />

SeaKing Trolling motor, twintanks<br />

Hummingbird SX, Compass,<br />

new steering, Gator trailer<br />

with spare deep cell battery, extras.<br />

Reduced Price! $1900. 802-<br />

393-2176<br />

1977 GMC HD 3/4 4X4<br />

Short, extra cab, 350, 5-speed.<br />

$4500 OBO.<br />

208-507-1211<br />

DAVENPORT AUTO<br />

and TRUCK PARTS<br />

You’ll Really Dig Our<br />

Summer Sales Event.<br />

July 6-10<br />

Enjoy big savings during our 4-day NAPA Filters 50th<br />

Anniversary Golden Years Summer Sales Event. You’ll<br />

save on all NAPAGold oil, air, hydraulic, fuel and cabin<br />

filters. Our special NAPA Filter’s Program keeps your<br />

inventory dialed in so your equipment stays out of the<br />

shop and on the move.<br />

FOR THE MONTH OF JULY:<br />

SPEND $25 AND GET A FREE HAT!<br />

“Locally Owned. Locally Committed.”<br />

624 Morgan St., Davenport<br />

509-725-5101<br />

Mon.-Fri. 8 a.m - 6 p.m. / Sat. 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.


June 30, 2016 <strong>Huckleberry</strong> <strong>Press</strong> Page 3<br />

WORK PART TIME<br />

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Supplemental to full-time income<br />

depending on your work ethic and<br />

team building. Generate income<br />

immediately. 30 year old company<br />

looking to expand in Eastern<br />

Washington. Call 509-725-0841<br />

to schedule an interview.<br />

ACCESS OVER 20<br />

COMMERCIAL<br />

Properties & Businesses<br />

for Sale in Lincoln County<br />

www.LincolnEDC.org<br />

under “Business Resources”<br />

From our Readers:<br />

Arden Old Timers Rodeo<br />

I have lived in Arden area just 6 miles south of Colville,<br />

Washington for over ten years. I serve as Pastor of the Arden Bible<br />

Church, and I decided to go to the Arden Old Timers Rodeo.<br />

I am glad I went on May 21, 2016. The last rodeo I attended<br />

was at the North Dakota State Penitentiary. The ones on the WILD<br />

COW RIDING were the inmates (prisoners) who were doing this<br />

riding. The prison is in Bismarck, North Dakota where I was Chaplain<br />

at the time.<br />

Both here in Arden and in North Dakota the event “rodeos”<br />

were very well done. First Corinthians 14:40 says “ Let all things be<br />

done decently and in order.”<br />

- Dr. Arthur Houk, Colville, WA<br />

10 FENCED ACRES BY OWNER<br />

$65,200 or $60,000 cash.<br />

6% down, % interest. $390/<br />

month. 7 miles from Ephrata, 4<br />

miles from Soap Lake with great<br />

location and view!<br />

509-989-8089.<br />

HISTORIC 4BD, 2BTH HOME<br />

IN DAVENPORT! Could be a duplex<br />

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Furniture<br />

Arts•Crafts<br />

57 Local Handcraft<br />

Artisans Plus...<br />

Rosalia Antique & Flea<br />

Market (208 W. 2nd Street -<br />

1 blk West of Whitman)<br />

HOURS: Open Daily 10-4,<br />

Wed-Fri ‘til 6<br />

509-523-3112<br />

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Next Issue: July 14, 2016<br />

SERVING 13 INLAND NORTHWEST COUNTIES: Spokane, Lincoln, Stevens, Ferry, Adams, Whitman,<br />

Grant, Douglas, Pend Oreille, Okanogan, Bonner, Kootenai, Benewah OVER 70 TOWNS: Addy,<br />

Airway Heights, Almira, Arden, Barstow, Blanchard, Blue Creek, Boyds, Cedonia, Cheney, Chewelah,<br />

Colbert, Colville, Coulee City, Coulee Dam, Creston, Curlew, Danville, Davenport, Deer Park, Diamond<br />

Lake, Electric City, Elk, Enterprise, Ephrata, Evans, Ford, Fort Spokane, Two Rivers, Fruitland,<br />

Gifford, Grand Coulee, Granite Point, Harrington, Hartline, Hillyard, Hunters, Inchelium, Ione,<br />

Keller, Kettle Falls, Loon Lake, Malo, Marcus, Mead, Medical Lake, Metaline, Moses Lake, Nespelem,<br />

Newport, Nine Mile Falls, Northport, Old Town, Okanogan, Omak, Onion Creek, Orient, Post Falls,<br />

Priest River, Reardan, Republic, Ritzville, Riverside, Rosalia, Soap Lake, Spangle, Spokane, Spokane<br />

Valley, Springdale, St. John, Suncrest, Summit Valley, Tonasket, Tum Tum, Valley, Wauconda, Wellpinit,<br />

West End, Wilbur, and a bunch of other neat places!<br />

Saturday, June 16 at 5:30 p.m.<br />

Cedonia Community Church<br />

4562 Hwy 25, Hunters, WA<br />

www.libertyquartet.com<br />

With Gospel Recording Artist<br />

Ron Thompson!


Page 4 <strong>Huckleberry</strong> <strong>Press</strong> June 30, 2016<br />

IT’S AMAZING WHAT A CREW OF 15 CAN DO!<br />

Most people are aware of the BSA programs for Cub Scouts (Packs) and Boy Scouts (Troops) but are<br />

not so familiar with Venturers (Crews). Venturing is a youth development program of the Boy Scouts of<br />

America for young men and women who are 14 years old (or 13 years old and have completed the eighth<br />

grade) and under 21 years old. Venturing’s purpose is to provide positive experiences to help young people<br />

mature and to prepare them to become responsible and caring adults, with an emphasis in adventure,<br />

leadership, personal growth, and service. All youth and adults are trained about personal safety and youth<br />

protection from the beginning. At least one male & one female adult leader are present at all activities.<br />

Venturers learn the Boy Scout Oath & Law as all other Boy Scouts but the Venturing Motto is Lead the<br />

Adventure. They have many awards they can earn individually or as a group. Venturers are not merit<br />

badge or camping driven, but encouraged to have new experiences. They can camp every month if they<br />

choose, it’s up to them. Teens who have the same interest like hiking, horsemanship, basketball, climbing,<br />

camping, canoeing (anything) can start a Crew so they will regularly do activities together.<br />

Venturing Crew 764 of Davenport, WA started in March 2015 and is thriving! They are chartered by<br />

Zion Lutheran Church of Davenport. The Crew typically meets once a month to plan upcoming activites,<br />

has one activity every month, does service projects regularly, and fundraisers as needed. They have 9<br />

active Venturers and 6 active adults. They are a general interest Crew since they have whitewater rafters<br />

to video game players. They have hiked, camped, played video games, toured Buck Knives, dug garnets,<br />

went to Scarywood, visited Seattle for 5 days during spring break (aquarium, harbor cruise, UW campus<br />

tour, science center, Chihuly Garden & Glass, Space Needle, EMP Museum, monorail, GameWorks, Emerald<br />

City Comicon, law firm tour, zoo), attended the play “Mulan”, enjoyed the Deep Creek Civil War<br />

Reenactment, and participated in the Reardan Mule Days Parade. They have also done over 10 service<br />

projects. Find the Crew on facebook.com/VenturingCrew764.<br />

The upcoming City of Davenport Red, White, & BOOM! Family Celebration on July 4 is their HUGE<br />

service project for the year. 8 Venturers and 6 adults have been planning this event since February and<br />

hope that the community will support their efforts. All activities are at the Davenport Sports Complex at<br />

Hwy 2 & McInnis Rd. (27242 McInnis Rd., Davenport). The day starts with the Color Me Patriotic 5K<br />

Run at 8am and costs $20. The FREE Celebration is from 3pm - 9pm which includes wet & dry activities<br />

for all ages. Enjoy inflatables, water slides, bounce house, sponge toss, giant Jenga, bean bag toss,<br />

croquet, badminton, tug-of-war, face painting, crafts and more! Enjoy pulled pork sandwiches, german<br />

sausages, hot dogs, walking tacos and more (Crew fundraiser). There will be LOTS of door prizes all day<br />

and you need not be present to win, just give your name at the Information Table. There are entry fees<br />

for 2 activities that have big prizes (over $100 value): 4pm Diaper Derby $5 (non-walking babies crawl to<br />

parent in a race) and 6pm Watermelon Eating $5 (eat as much as you can in 2 minutes). After 9pm, light<br />

off your own fireworks on the baseball field. Find details on facebook.com/RedWhiteBoomDavenport or<br />

facebook.com/VenturingCrew764 or davenport4th@gmail.com or call /text 509-215-0945.<br />

THE WELL ARMED WOMAN SPOKANE CHAPTER TO HOST SURVIVAL MINDSET ROADSHOW<br />

WITH SPOKANE POLICE DEPARTMENT AND SPORTSMAN’S WAREHOUSE<br />

Spokane, WA Friday, July 8th. The Spokane Chapter of The Well Armed Woman is hosting “Enhancing<br />

the Survival Mindset Roadshow” with the Spokane Police Department and Sportsman’s Warehouse.<br />

The Survival Mindset Roadshow is an interactive seminar that covers topics related to situational awareness,<br />

pre-planning, workplace safety and self-defense. The seminar takes place Friday, July 8th at 6pm<br />

at Sportsman’s Warehouse 6720 N. Division Street and is designed to enhance safety in all arenas of life.<br />

The seminar is open to women of all ages and is an excellent opportunity to learn more about The Well<br />

Armed Woman (TWAW) while learning some essential defensive skills from Spokane Police.<br />

TWAW Spokane Chapter holds monthly events at Sportsman’s Warehouse and Spokane Rifle Club. Spokane’s<br />

TWAW chapter has more than 50 active members. It is led by Kaery Dudenhofer, a female firearms<br />

instructor and owner of Kaery Concealed, a local self-defense training company. Kaery is passionate<br />

about empowering families to defend themselves. Kaery founded the Spokane chapter of TWAW to give<br />

women of all experience levels the opportunity to be introduced to issues important to women shooters,<br />

learn self-defense, and to acquire gun-handling skills in a safe and supportive environment.<br />

With the upcoming election, gun ownership and the complex laws surrounding the use of firearms is a<br />

significant topic around the nation. A recent Gallop Poll reported that 23% of women personally own<br />

firearms. With the number of women firearm owners at such high levels, women are eager to learn and<br />

practice with other women. For a woman new to shooting, the very male driven firearm industry can be<br />

intimidating.<br />

TWAW is a national organization with more than 280 chapters in 49 states. The purpose of the organization<br />

is to educate, equip, and empower women while creating women-friendly shooting and self-defense<br />

opportunities. Women interested in learning more can contact Kaery at info@KaeryConcealed.com or<br />

visit the chapter’s Facebook @SpokaneTWAW.<br />

Joshua Walker, Katarina Knittel, Marlee McKeehen, Megan Holbrook,<br />

Dylan Holbrook, Jon Knittel, Bailey McKeehen, Maddi Elliott.<br />

CHEWELAH CHATAQUA EVENT<br />

Everyone is invited to Chataqua 2016, July 8th,<br />

9th & 10th in beautiful Chewelah Washington!<br />

Chataqua is in its 43rd year and is better than ever!<br />

Three days of fine Juried Arts and Crafts, Free CenterStage<br />

Entertainment, Food Court, Beer Garden,<br />

Carnival, Children’s Pavilion and special events including<br />

a Parade, Fun Run, Golf Tournament and<br />

much more! Chataqua is held in the City Park on<br />

Hwy 395 just a short drive from Spokane.<br />

Chewelah Chataqua is an up-dated version of an<br />

American tradition established at Lake Chautauqua,<br />

New York, in 1874. Every summer, thousands<br />

flocked to the Chautauqua grounds to hear and<br />

see lecturers, musicians, artists, actors, explorers,<br />

evangelists, poets and presidents. It became so successful,<br />

that traveling Chautauqua set out by rail<br />

to bring this unique form of entertainment to the<br />

nation’s hinterlands. Huge tents were set up and<br />

the programs lasted ten days and nights. President<br />

Teddy Roosevelt once declared, “Chautauqua is the<br />

most American thing in America!” The New York<br />

site continues to draw thousands of visitors to the<br />

compound each summer.<br />

Community Celebrations adopted the concept of<br />

Chautauqua for Chewelah in 1974, simplified the<br />

spelling of the name to Chataqua, and condensed the<br />

entertainment to three and one half days. Ranked<br />

as the third largest event of its kind in the State of<br />

Washington, Chewelah’s CHATAQUA continues to<br />

attract over 50,000 visitors to this fun festival for<br />

folks of all ages.<br />

To Schedule an interview or for more information<br />

contact the Chataqua Director – Sharon Ludwig at<br />

509-936-0275<br />

More information, event schedules and lodging info<br />

can be found at http://www.ChewelahChataqua.com.<br />

v<br />

Ladies, You Are Invited to<br />

Enhancing the Survival Mindset<br />

Seminar and Open House<br />

Friday, July 8 at 6pm at Sportsman’s Warehouse<br />

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June 30, 2016 <strong>Huckleberry</strong> <strong>Press</strong> Page 5<br />

Life’s better in <strong>Huckleberry</strong> Country!<br />

PETS & LIVESTOCK<br />

DAVENPORT VETERINARY CLINIC<br />

Dale L. Erickson, D.V.M.<br />

1202 Monroe St., Davenport<br />

Davenport Clinic: (509) 725-7448<br />

After Hours Emergencies:<br />

Spokane Pet Emergency Clinic: (509) 326-6670<br />

Large Animal Emergencies &<br />

Hunters Residence: (509) 722-4131<br />

Please call for an appointment<br />

Davenport Clinic Hours:<br />

Monday - Friday<br />

8 a.m - 5 p.m.<br />

HUCKLEBERRY HAPPENINGS<br />

BINGO TWICE A MONTH!<br />

Addy Grange Hall, Addy, WA.<br />

2nd and 4th Wednesdays<br />

of each month.<br />

Doors open at 6pm,<br />

bingo starts at 7pm.<br />

Everyone welcome!<br />

THE VEGAN LIBERTARIAN BENEVOLENT SOCIETY<br />

Helping people and animals, without government coercion. Information:<br />

VLBS, c/o JND, P.O. Box 950, Spokane, WA 99210, or find us on<br />

Facebook.<br />

4 PUREBRED CORGI PUPS, both parents registered; all males;<br />

wormed, shots up to date, tails docked, dew claws removed. $950.00.<br />

Very social puppies. Parents: female is sable, father is red. Pups are<br />

sable; markings are beautiful. Ready to go. For questions, phone 509<br />

486-1607 to leave a message for a call back, or skipnjcorgis@gmail.<br />

com.<br />

GREEN BLUFF GROWERS are holding the 38th Annual Cherry<br />

Pickers Trot and Pit Spit, Thursday, July 21st in Green Bluff. We<br />

are going to back to where the race first started 38 years ago! At<br />

the Harvest House, Church, Grange, & Country Store intersection!!<br />

The public, as always, is invited to celebrate the fun on The<br />

Bluff! Festivities include food, fun, pies and music starting at 5pm.<br />

There is something for everyone! The free Pit Spit starts at 5:30 followed<br />

by a Tot Trot for the kids at 6pm. The 4 mile Cherry Pickers<br />

Trot gets underway, promptly, at 7pm. You can register for the Trot<br />

at www.runsignup.com<br />

A SHIMA PUPPY MAKES<br />

YOUR SUMMER FUN<br />

4-12 pounds, grown. Nonshedding,<br />

Non-yappy, socialized,<br />

playful, hypo allergenic,<br />

wormed, potty pad trained,<br />

home-raised, 6 shots given, Immune<br />

to parvo, kennel cough<br />

and infl uenza. CKC Preferred<br />

Breeders, Licensed, Registered<br />

and now members of the BBB.<br />

Shimas $595 to $750. 509-276-<br />

1717<br />

www.sweetshimas.com<br />

EUROPEAN WORKING Bloodline<br />

German Shepherd Dogs.<br />

Championship, World Class Genetics.<br />

A.K.C. O.F.A. Pups available,<br />

$1500-$1000 Discounts for<br />

Veterans, disabled, senior.<br />

509-724-8086<br />

PacificNorthwestshepherds.com<br />

I<br />

Believe<br />

<strong>Huckleberry</strong><br />

country!<br />

ON THE LORD<br />

JESUS CHRIST<br />

AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED<br />

Acts 16:31<br />

Pasture raised pork,<br />

fed non-GMO feed.<br />

No Antibiotics.<br />

No Hormones.<br />

Bacon, sausage, roasts, chops and tenderloins<br />

sold individually or half/whole pig.<br />

509-540-9966, sales@beautifulnazarethfarms.com<br />

or find us on Facebook<br />

Every dog is unique. Why should<br />

they all eat the same thing? The<br />

answer is, they shouldn’t!<br />

As a pet parent, it can be<br />

overwhelming to decide what to feed<br />

your pets to give them the proper<br />

nutrition they need to live healthy,<br />

vibrant lives. Pawtree has developed holistic, customized<br />

nutrition plans designed specifically for your pet’s unique needs to<br />

help them thrive in life. All non-GMO ingredients are sourced in<br />

the United States!<br />

LOG HOME ON ONE<br />

ACRE WATERFRONT<br />

on Moses Lake great fishing, dock,<br />

boat launch, Three stories with 4<br />

bedrooms 2+ baths Great summer<br />

home vacation property or live here<br />

year round. Kevin Burgess; United<br />

Country Columbia Basin Agency<br />

Inc. Broker/Owner, Property Management,<br />

Farms & Residential<br />

Specialist. www.ephratamoseslakehomes.com<br />

www.ephrata-wa-realestate.com<br />

Office 509-754-3515<br />

Cell 509-750-8097.<br />

Tammy Winslow<br />

pawtree.com/animalnutrition<br />

424-278-4530<br />

SEVEN BAYS LOT with a shop<br />

perfect for storing your toys in and<br />

come and enjoy the river for the<br />

weekend or build on the lot and<br />

have your shop to stay in while<br />

you build. $59,000. Kevin Burgess;<br />

United Country Columbia Basin<br />

Agency Inc. Broker/Owner, Property<br />

Management, Farms & Residential<br />

Specialist. www.ephratamoseslakehomes.com<br />

www.ephrata-wa-realestate.com<br />

Office 509-754-3515.<br />

Cell 509-750-8097.<br />

Loretta Huss<br />

Broker<br />

(509) 290-2394<br />

lorettahuss1@gmail.com<br />

404 South Main<br />

Deer Park • WA 99006<br />

New LOW, LOW Price! $ 249,900<br />

Less than 5 Mi. from Newport<br />

Custom 2 Bd/2 Ba • 10 Private Acres<br />

Excellent Water • 60 GPM Well!<br />

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Custom Tile • Radiant Heat<br />

Quartz & Granite Countertops<br />

Sunroom • Wet Bar/Coffee Bar<br />

Modern! Clean! Classy! Private!<br />

Call 509-290-2394<br />

MLS# 201611809<br />

TRI COUNTY PEE WEE RODEO<br />

August 14 - 10:00 a.m.<br />

Clayton Fairgrounds - Clayton, WA<br />

Get your entry form at<br />

http://tricountypeeweerodeo.wix.com/tcpwr<br />

More information 509-292-2685<br />

STEVENS COUNTY HISTORICAL SOCIETY: The Stevens County<br />

Historical Society would like to remind everyone that the Keller Heritage<br />

Center is open. The museum in Colville is open daily from 1-4 p.m. for the<br />

month of May. June through August hours are Monday-Thursday 10:00<br />

a.m. to 4:00 p.m., Friday & Saturday from 1:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. The park is<br />

open daily until 8:00 p.m. The buildings on the grounds such as the mining<br />

display and the Trapper’s cabin can be seen during park hours. The lookout<br />

tour is only available when a stout hearted tour guide is available to show<br />

it. Usually Katie is on site on Wednesday afternoons and will show it. The<br />

research library is open on Wednesdays and by appointment. The Keller<br />

House can be seen during museum hours. For more information contact<br />

Dennis Vaagen at 509-684-4656.<br />

MAD HATTER VINTAGE FLEA MARKET<br />

A one-of-a-kind market featuring a select group of invited curators<br />

offering an assortment of antiques, crafted goods & vintage finds all creatively<br />

designed in a whimsical setting for your shopping delight. Friday<br />

evening, Sept 30, 4pm-9pm & Saturday, Oct 1, 10am-4pm ~ Five Mile<br />

Prairie Grange, West 3024 Strong Rd., Spokane, WA. ~ Admission $5


Page 6 <strong>Huckleberry</strong> <strong>Press</strong> June 30, 2016<br />

Davenport Theatrical presents<br />

Inland Northwest Premiere<br />

of the musical “Big Fish”<br />

Based on the novel and film of the same title<br />

DAVENPORT— Davenport Theatrical (DT) will<br />

produce the Inland Northwest premiere of the broadway<br />

musical “Big Fish” this July.<br />

The musical, based on the celebrated novel by Daniel<br />

Wallace and the acclaimed film directed by Tim<br />

Burton, centers on Edward Bloom, a traveling salesman<br />

whose incredible, larger-than-life stories thrill<br />

everyone around him. But his son Will, about to<br />

have a child of his own, is determined to find the<br />

truth behind his father’s epic tales.<br />

The production features three visiting theatre artists<br />

as part of DT’s Guest Artist Program, in which<br />

professionals work alongside and mentor local volunteers.<br />

The musical is directed by New York Citybased<br />

director Reesa Graham. Choreography is by<br />

Davenport resident and local dance teacher Lindsey<br />

Van Buren, with music direction by Davenport High<br />

School choir teacher Karen Brewster.<br />

Professional actors Chris Gleim (New York, NY) as<br />

Edward and Esteban Suero (Miami, FL) as Will join<br />

a cast of 11 local performers: Tony Caprile, Amy<br />

Dawson, Will Copeland, Micah Fisher, Knute Hernas,<br />

Caryssa Murphy, Paula Reed, Leslie Schweiger,<br />

Finn Shumway, Zierry Tagbas, and Zac Welch.<br />

Almira Antiques<br />

≈ Purveyor of Collectible Antiques ≈<br />

Open Saturdays & Sundays<br />

10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.<br />

Located at 16 N 3rd Street<br />

in beautiful, friendly Almira, Wa<br />

“Big Fish” will be presented for five performances,<br />

July 14-17, at the Davenport High School theater,<br />

801 7th St., Davenport, Wash. Tickets are on sale<br />

now at DavenportTheatrical.org, by calling 866-811-<br />

4111, or at Davenport Good Neighbor Pharmacy.<br />

<br />

“Big Fish” Performances:<br />

Thursday, July 14, 7:30pm<br />

Friday, July 15, 7:30pm<br />

Saturday, July 16, 2pm and 7:30pm<br />

Sunday, July 17, 2pm<br />

<br />

Davenport Theatrical is a community theater company<br />

and Lincoln County’s only nonprofi t producing<br />

arts organization. The company has mounted<br />

14 productions since 2008. Drew Kowalkowski is<br />

the managing director and Karen Brewster is the<br />

artistic director. DavenportTheatrical.org<br />

Proprietors Tom & Sandy Quirk<br />

invite you to inquire at<br />

(509) 389-6189<br />

STAINED GLASS<br />

CREATIONS<br />

ANNETTE HERBERT<br />

COMMISSIONS ART WORKSHOPS<br />

509-722-4302


June 30, 2016 <strong>Huckleberry</strong> <strong>Press</strong> Page 7<br />

RECYCLING<br />

R.S. RECYCLING - BUYING CANS, extension cords,<br />

electric motors, aluminum wheels, Christmas lights,<br />

radiators. 3011 E. Providence, Spokane. 509-474-9924.<br />

Monday-Friday, 8am-6pm and Saturdays, 9am-5pm.<br />

WORSHIP<br />

C ALVARYS POKANE. COM<br />

Westside Ch_ _ch<br />

of Christ.<br />

What is missing?<br />

Westside Church of Christ<br />

“A Place for New Beginnings”<br />

Please Join Us Sunday Mornings<br />

Bible Class: 9:30 a.m. • Worship & Praise: 10:30 a.m.<br />

Airway Pointe Community Center<br />

13520 W. 6th • Airway Heights<br />

Evangelist - Patrick Newbill • (509) 951-9316<br />

“Therefore, those who had been scattered went about preaching the Word.” Acts 8:4<br />

Zion Lutheran<br />

Davenport, WA •<br />

Summer Worship:<br />

Sundays 9:30 a.m.<br />

Zion Lutheran Church<br />

11th & Washington<br />

Davenport, WA<br />

(509)725-4911<br />

www.ziondavenport.com<br />

Sun: 9am & 11:15am • Wed: 7pm • 511 W. Hastings Rd • (509) 467-2860<br />

Cedonia Community Church<br />

3½ miles N. of Hunters<br />

Sun. Sch 9:30 am<br />

Worship 10:30 am<br />

Awana (K - 6 Gr) Mon 6 pm<br />

Youth Grp (7- 12 Gr) Wed 7pm<br />

Pastor Ed Dashiell<br />

Tel. 509-722-5371<br />

4562 Hwy 25 S.<br />

Hunters WA 99137<br />

Organic, locally<br />

sourced, handcrafted<br />

Dryer Balls, Soaps,<br />

Lotion, Body Scrubs<br />

& Healing Salves<br />

facebook.com/<br />

thatchickfromthebarnyard<br />

509-280-9896<br />

Celebrating Independence<br />

Happy 4th of July!!!<br />

Fairwood Retirement Village offers<br />

Independent Living, State Licensed<br />

Assisted Living & Memory Care<br />

www.cheneycc.org<br />

Bible Based & Non-Denominational<br />

Sunday Worship Service 10am<br />

AWANA Kids Club Wed. 6:30pm<br />

Weeknight Connexion Groups<br />

Church of Faith<br />

“Where friends are family”<br />

Sunday 10:00 am & 6:00 pm, Wednesday 6:00 pm<br />

36245 Hwy 41 Oldtown, Idaho • 208-437-0150<br />

www.ChurchofFaithOldtown.org<br />

FORD COMMUNITY CHURCH<br />

Pastors Bert and JoAnn Prouty<br />

1307 3rd St • Cheney, WA<br />

509.235.4841<br />

Columbia RiveR bible ChuRCh<br />

Pastor Randy Goodell<br />

and Christian Academy<br />

• Sunday WorShip Service 10am<br />

• miniStry n mind thrift Store (tueS-Sat)<br />

• BiBle StudieS •parenting claSSeS • aWana<br />

1086 Hwy 395 N • Kettle Falls, WA<br />

(509)738-6632 • crbcpraisesgod@gmail.com<br />

Countryside Sabbath Fellowship<br />

“A Bible Prophecy Teaching Church.” 2nd Peter 1:19<br />

Sabbath School Sat 9:30am<br />

Worship Sat 10:50am<br />

Bible Study Sat 2-3pm • Bible Study/Prayer Tues 7pm<br />

5810 W Dahl Rd, Deer Park • 818-421-3305 • www.csf-sda.org<br />

Please Join Us for<br />

Worship<br />

Sundays at 11:00 a.m.<br />

Jesus said:<br />

“I AM<br />

THE WAY,<br />

THE TRUTH,<br />

AND THE<br />

LIFE.”<br />

John 14:6<br />

Please Contact Us: Hwy 231 • Ford, WA • (509) 258-4437<br />

Garden Valley<br />

Community Church<br />

“Moving People Closer to God”<br />

85 Lake Ellen Rd<br />

On Lake Ellen Road off<br />

of Inchelium Highway<br />

509-680-2334<br />

Pastor Shane Moffitt • Sunday School 10 am<br />

Sunday Worship and Fellowship 11 am<br />

Wednesday Prayer 6 pm<br />

www.gardenvalleycommunitychurch.org<br />

I<br />

<strong>Huckleberry</strong><br />

country!<br />

Lake Roosevelt National<br />

Recreation Area & More!<br />

VisitLincolnCountyWashington.com<br />

SENIOR SERVICES<br />

GOT MEDICARE? SAVE $$$<br />

You may switch a Medicare Supplement Plan any<br />

month. No lock in periods. Most people change<br />

Plans because their monthly premiums keep<br />

going up! Monthly premiums may be less for exactly<br />

the same Plan. You have choices.<br />

Call us for a “no obligation” quote.<br />

Bob Atkinson CSA, 509-535-0742<br />

Debbie Smith, 509-344-9855<br />

Independent Insurance<br />

Producer/Agents<br />

Active Senior Living with fabulous<br />

activities, travel & wellness programs.<br />

Join us for a complimentary<br />

dinner & tour!<br />

R.S.V.P. only: (509) 467-2365<br />

312 W. Hastings Road North Spokane<br />

(West off Hwy 395) We’re 55 Plus<br />

New Creation Fellowship of Blanchard<br />

Meets at Blanchard Community<br />

Center 685 Rusho<br />

Pastor: Mark Miller 208-437-0614<br />

Adult and Children’s Sunday School: 10 a.m.<br />

Worship Service: 11 a.m.<br />

Fellowship Wednesdays: 6:30 p.m.<br />

Contact info: Jerry Whalen 208-437-0687<br />

Three Angels Historic Church<br />

3944 Garden Spot Rd • Loon Lake, WA<br />

Saturday/Sabbath: 9:30am - Study Classes<br />

11am - Divine worship/Fellowship meal follows<br />

Tuesday: 6-7pm Revelation study<br />

7-8:30pm Prayer meeting/Bible study<br />

Info: 509-722-3990 • 509-258-4504 • ThreeAngelsHistoricChurch.com


Page 8 <strong>Huckleberry</strong> <strong>Press</strong> June 30, 2016<br />

TIME WARP 1800’S:<br />

WHAT A GREAT IDEA!<br />

Westbound travelers of Highway 2 slowly cruise into Davenport, Washington. Their eyes are drawn to the interesting array of<br />

old-timey edifices of the Black Bear Motel and Antiques. They become enticed by the nostalgia and unusual décor, and succumb to their<br />

curiosity. Suddenly, the travelers have entered the 1800s.<br />

Kim and Mark Elwood moved to Davenport in 2003. At that time, when they purchased the motel, it needed many improvements<br />

and repairs. “We knew we wanted to drastically change the way it looked, because it is one of the first impressions of Davenport when<br />

entering from the East,” said Kim. The design ideas came from the old pioneer days, and the process was very time-consuming. “I spent<br />

days at the Davenport Museum going through albums, trying to make our place resemble buildings that were here in the 1800’s”.<br />

The Elwoods have been avid antique collectors for more than 35 years. “Now we want to share our love of antiques with<br />

others, in our new store featuring antiques, gifts and design!” Kim has spent countless hours creating handmade window treatments,<br />

one-of-a-kind lighting displays, and applying faux wall painting designs. “I always look at an item and think, what can I make it into that<br />

it never was before?”<br />

Visitors will discover unique flooring, bedding, linens, and house wares, as well as displays and shelving up-cycled from everything<br />

from cribs to boats to bathtubs. Every nook and cranny holds something interesting! Space-to-space and room-to-room, visitors will<br />

find items for all areas of the home and garden. Do not miss the Tribal Room, including authentic rain sticks, dream catchers, pottery,<br />

and more, handcrafted from Four Corners’ Navajo, Hopi, and Zuni designers.<br />

The Black Bear’s wide range of collections from skilled crafters and designers are sure to inspire collectors and creative minds.<br />

Kim and Mark cherish their patrons, and want them to have such a memorable experience that they’ll travel out of their way to repeatedly<br />

visit the motel and antique store.<br />

Reserve your 1800s themed room early, so you can begin and end your pioneer experience with Kim and Mark at the Black Bear<br />

Motel and Antiques. Remember to bring your to bring your camera. The Black Bear is the perfect place to capture nostalgic memories<br />

with your friends and family.<br />

They are now kicking off the summer season. The hours are 12 pm to 8 pm, Wednesday through Saturday, until September. You<br />

can contact them at 1-509-725-7700, or check out their website at www.blackbearmotel.com. You can also find them on Facebook.<br />

Article by Christina Ulrich, Photography by Chad Minnick and Val Mohney


June 30, 2016 <strong>Huckleberry</strong> <strong>Press</strong> Page 9<br />

A Beautiful Backyard Country Wedding<br />

By Celia Hanning Therens & Gladys Hanning<br />

There were exactly five hundred twenty five pickets<br />

that my dad, Steven Hanning, cut, sanded, primed,<br />

painted and replaced, to enclose our backyard wedding.<br />

Hanging from the great willow tree, the arbors,<br />

and umbrellas were handmade yellow, white and gray<br />

tissue flowers.<br />

Our bar, a vintage baby bathtub, filled with wine,<br />

complemented by an antique green wooden wagon loaded<br />

with galvanized washtubs, for our guests to grab an<br />

icy cold drink.<br />

My mother, Gladys Hanning and I used many of<br />

the vintage treasures from our business, Junebug Furniture<br />

and Design, along with a bazillion creative ideas to<br />

personalize my wedding day. Both my mother and I are<br />

passionate about vintage style. The key elements to our<br />

design for a timeless look are comfort, simplicity, an appreciation<br />

for the imperfect and a sense of practicality.<br />

Here are some of our ideas that became a reality<br />

and the backdrop for our special day;<br />

The old pickets, from my families’ fence, were<br />

repurposed to welcome and direct guests. My mother's<br />

vintage bicycle, painted white was a perfect fit for my<br />

color scheme, its basket filled with moss, and yellow<br />

pansies, was tucked in a corner flowerbed. Leaning<br />

against the fence was an old rusty bedspring, filled with<br />

white paper holders and puffs of yellow cotton candy.<br />

The ceremony took place in the simple but elegant<br />

front yard of my parent’s home. I walked down the<br />

path on my father's arm, where my soon to be husband,<br />

Josh waited for me at the front porch. After vows were<br />

exchanged, the guests proceeded to the backyard, where<br />

they were welcomed with lemonades with the cutest<br />

yellow straws, ready for guests to sip and begin the<br />

evening. A hand-stenciled banner gently flying in the<br />

breeze was tied to the fence announcing "Just Married."<br />

White lights were strung under the large willow<br />

tree, and the trees bordering the backyard. There<br />

were candles floating in the pool. All of these elements<br />

created a magical setting! The party came to life under<br />

an amazing white tent. Dinner tables were set with fresh<br />

white table linens and handmade yellow linen napkins.<br />

Vintage bottles in all shapes and sizes were filled with<br />

flowers picked from the garden for centerpieces.<br />

The "country buffet" table was amazingly beautiful.<br />

Bright summer salads, breads, and main courses<br />

were arranged amid two five feet long vintage galvanized<br />

tray centerpieces filled with white tissue and fresh<br />

lemons, keeping with the yellow & white theme.<br />

Our menu as follows:<br />

Salade Nicoise, from Julia Child's Cook Book, Tomato,<br />

Mozzarella, & Basil Salad, Fruit Salad & Marshmallow<br />

Dip, Teriyaki Beef Strips, Teriyaki Chicken<br />

Wings, Grilled Lemon Chicken, Grilled Corn picked<br />

fresh from the garden, and the most amazing Cheesy<br />

Garlic Bread.<br />

I've included this simple and delicious recipe, with<br />

permission of our dear friend Lynn Guier:<br />

1 loaf of sourdough bread, cut bread in half<br />

horizontally,<br />

1 stick of butter, heated on low, then let butter cool<br />

slightly<br />

Add 8 garlic cloves, minced or chopped, add 1/2 cup<br />

Le Gout instant cheddar cheese, or a little more for<br />

your liking.<br />

Spoon the garlic cheese mixture onto both sides of<br />

bread and broil for 3 minutes,<br />

Slice crosswise and serve warm, it's fabulous!<br />

As our tired and happy guests left through the rose<br />

covered arbor, they filled old-timey take-out boxes with<br />

colorful gumballs, lemon drops and taffy to take home<br />

as a reminder of the day.<br />

Enthusiastic family and friends prepared all the<br />

food, out of sheer love and a desire for a creative hand<br />

in the festivities.<br />

From the beginning, my mother , father and I, worked<br />

together to transform the family home and grounds into<br />

a beautiful setting for a summer wedding in the name of<br />

love, and the day resulted in a class act.<br />

Celia Hanning-Therens and Gladys Hanning<br />

are co-owners of Junebug Furniture and Design in<br />

Spokane, Washington<br />

*Each year my mother, Gladys Hanning and I host<br />

a one-of-a-kind Vintage Market in Spokane, Washington.<br />

The Mad Hatter Vintage Flea Market is held the<br />

last weekend in September. Our market showcases an<br />

assortment of lovely vintage goods, wonderful antiques,<br />

unique fi nds, beautiful collections of painted furniture,<br />

handmade gifts for the home, handcrafted jewelry,<br />

vintage inspired clothing, repurposed furniture and<br />

lots of inspiration creatively designed in a whimsical<br />

setting for our customers shopping delight. Please<br />

join us for 2 days of shopping at the Charming 5-Mile<br />

Prairie Grange and listen to live music and enjoy a spot<br />

o' tea, tasty treats, and fabulous foods to enjoy there<br />

or take home to share. Fun begins, Friday evening,<br />

September 30, 4pm-9pm and Saturday, October 1,<br />

10am-4pm ~ Five Mile Prairie Grange, West 3024<br />

Strong Road, Spokane, WA. ~ Admission $5


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have received<br />

funding to<br />

grow our<br />

business”<br />

Peter Griessman<br />

Woodworker Network<br />

Addy, WA<br />

LOANS FOR THE SMALL<br />

BUSINESS ENTREPRENEUR<br />

Colville, WA, June 24,<br />

2016 – Does your startup<br />

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Economic Development<br />

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become strong and well<br />

supported by providing<br />

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which do not qualify for<br />

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Peter Griessman, a client<br />

of TEDD and owner<br />

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in Addy, WA, explained<br />

that “without TEDD, we<br />

would not have received<br />

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business.” Since 1984,<br />

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“Jessica Taylor in four words: Integrity, Experience, Maturity, and Judgement.<br />

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John 14:6


June 30, 2016 <strong>Huckleberry</strong> <strong>Press</strong> Page 11<br />

Welcome to<br />

<strong>Huckleberry</strong> Country!<br />

OFF-GRID<br />

WATER POWERED GENERATOR<br />

Can supply the electrical needs<br />

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head. 509-680-4804. E-mail<br />

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SOLAR PANELS, TRINA 260<br />

Watt UL listed, $296.00 each less<br />

if purchased in pallet quantity (30<br />

panels). Also have several used<br />

Inverters, new Inverters, Batteries,<br />

Controls, everything for<br />

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509-276-3335.<br />

I<br />

<strong>Huckleberry</strong><br />

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THREE STORY HOME IN<br />

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hospital for sale. Price reduced<br />

to $89,900. To see pics<br />

go to www.ephrata-wa-realestate.com<br />

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United Country Columbia Basin<br />

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4.15 ACRE LAKE ROOS-<br />

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Hunters or Two Rivers. 8 parcels,<br />

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TWO HOMES, ALMOST 80<br />

acres! Ponds, seasonal streams,<br />

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outbuildings! Deer Park, WA,<br />

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United Country Columbia<br />

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your ATV for miles. Price reduced<br />

on this view property in Stevens<br />

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Home site all leveled, well and<br />

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the River. To see pics go to www.<br />

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PRIVACY, SECLUSION AND<br />

CLOSE to HWY 395 with easy<br />

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This property is 10.5 acres made<br />

up of 2 adjoining 5.25 acre parcels<br />

with underground power<br />

and phone lines and a well with<br />

a 3,000 gallon holding tank. No<br />

CCR’s and partially fenced. Owners<br />

will consider taking a contract.<br />

David Lindstrand, Phone: 509-<br />

868-7423<br />

TITLE and ESCROW Services<br />

Serving Lincoln County Since 1890<br />

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WANTED: HOME ON ACREAGE<br />

Set up for horses. Long-term rent<br />

or lease to purchase. Excellent<br />

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WONDERFUL LAKE ROOSEVELT<br />

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June 30, 2016 <strong>Huckleberry</strong> <strong>Press</strong> Page 13<br />

PEACEFUL LIVING & SCENIC<br />

LAKE VIEWS from this wonderfully<br />

maintained 3bd, 2bth home<br />

in Seven Bays! 3car garage/shop<br />

w/tons of storage, fenced yard w/<br />

fruit trees & garden area, multiple<br />

decks, quiet area & beautiful<br />

views! Only $169,900 MLS#<br />

914851 Summer 509-215-0227<br />

Whoever shall call<br />

on the name of the<br />

LORD<br />

SHALL BE SAVED<br />

Romans 10:13<br />

I<br />

<strong>Huckleberry</strong><br />

country!<br />

GORGEOUS KITCHEN, 40 AC,<br />

barn, shop, hay barn, covered<br />

parking. Tiled floors, huge bath.<br />

Guest house! Animal pens, corrals,<br />

and shelters, garden w/deer<br />

fence. Mature fruit trees. Whitetail<br />

& turkey! Miles of trails! Endof-road<br />

privacy. Springdale, WA.<br />

$345,000 MLS#201618500.<br />

Real Estate Marketplace NW,<br />

Inc. Loretta Huss 509-290-2394.<br />

BEAUTIFUL OASIS! HUNT ON<br />

your own property, fish Chamokane<br />

Creek, grow vegetables in<br />

your own garden, pick fruit from<br />

your own trees! Landscaped,<br />

sprinkler system. 125’ well<br />

15GPM. $251,000. Springdale,<br />

WA. MLS#201616117. Real Estate<br />

Marketplace NW, Inc. Loretta<br />

Huss 509-290-2394.<br />

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FRESH CHUCKLEBERRIES!<br />

Warning! Not to be taken internally, literally, or seriously!<br />

“You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.” -- Anonymous<br />

“Laughter<br />

is the shortest distance<br />

between two people.”<br />

~ Victor Borge<br />

DOES IT ONLY COME<br />

IN BLACK?<br />

My five-year-old son<br />

is crazy about cars, so I<br />

took him to his first car<br />

show. He loved seeing all<br />

the different models and<br />

brands and gushed over<br />

the big engines, the colors,<br />

and even the wheels. But<br />

the car he was most impressed<br />

with was a hearse.<br />

“Mom!” he shouted.<br />

“Look at all this storage!”<br />

CHICKEN JOKE<br />

Q: Why did the<br />

chicken go to the séance?<br />

A: To get to the other<br />

side.<br />

CLUCK LIFE<br />

Q: Why does a chicken<br />

coop have two doors?<br />

A: If it had four, it<br />

would be a chicken sedan.<br />

SO… WHAT IS IT?<br />

Q: What do you call<br />

a parade of rabbits hopping<br />

backwards?<br />

A: a receding hareline.<br />

WHAT DO YOU-<br />

CALL…<br />

Q: What do you call<br />

an old snowman?<br />

A: Water!<br />

WHAT THE HECK<br />

Q: What does Charles<br />

Dickens keep in his spice<br />

rack?<br />

A: The best of<br />

thymes, the worst of<br />

thymes.<br />

CATS AND COMMAS<br />

Q: What’s the different<br />

between a cat and a<br />

comma?<br />

A: A cat has claws at<br />

the end of paws; A comma<br />

is a pause at the end of a<br />

clause.<br />

ABOUT ARTISTS<br />

Q: Why do artists<br />

constantly feel cold?<br />

A: Because they’re<br />

surrounded by drafts.<br />

JURASSIC<br />

Q: Which dinosaur<br />

knew the most words?<br />

A: The thesaurus.<br />

KIDS<br />

Dr. J. Sloetjes, Fort<br />

McMurray, CN<br />

After cleaning my<br />

five-year-old patient’s<br />

teeth, I accompanied him<br />

to the reception area, only<br />

to see him struggle with<br />

the oak door.<br />

“It’s heavy, isn’t it?”<br />

I asked.<br />

“Yes,” he said. “Is<br />

that so children can’t escape?”<br />

NEW INVENTION!<br />

I was visiting a<br />

friend who could not find<br />

her cordless phone. After<br />

several minutes of searching,<br />

her young daughter<br />

said, “You know what they<br />

should invent? A phone<br />

that stays connected to its<br />

base so it never gets lost.”<br />

MATURE FUN<br />

As I was treating my<br />

daughter and her family to<br />

the buffet at a casino, all<br />

the bells and whistles for a<br />

winning slot machine began<br />

to go off.<br />

My seven-yearold<br />

grandson was awed.<br />

“Wow!” yelled Casey.<br />

“This is like Chuck E.<br />

Cheese for old people.”<br />

BEING TESTED<br />

When my eight-yearold<br />

asked how I knew I<br />

was pregnant, I told her<br />

I had taken a pregnancy<br />

test. “Oh,” she said. “What<br />

questions were on the<br />

test?”<br />

HOPING FOR<br />

THE BEST<br />

My second graders<br />

were assigned the task of<br />

writing thank-you cards<br />

to soldiers serving in the<br />

Middle East. One of them<br />

wrote, “Thank you for protecting<br />

us! I hope we win!”<br />

REASON FOR<br />

RETURN<br />

I was at the customer-service<br />

desk, returning<br />

a pair of jeans that was too<br />

tight.<br />

“Was anything<br />

wrong with them?” the<br />

clerk asked.<br />

“Yes,” I said. “They<br />

hurt my feelings.”<br />

MYSTERY SOLVED!<br />

My collection of vintage<br />

kitchen utensils includes<br />

one whose intended<br />

purpose was always a mystery.<br />

It looks like a cross<br />

between a metal slotted<br />

spoon and a spatula, so I<br />

use it as both. When not in<br />

use, it is prominently displayed<br />

in a decorative ceramic<br />

utensil caddy in my<br />

kitchen.<br />

The mystery of the<br />

spoon/spatula was recently<br />

solved when I found one in<br />

its original packaging at a<br />

rummage sale.<br />

It’s a pooper-scooper.<br />

COFFEE SHOP<br />

When asked for his<br />

name by the coffee shop<br />

clerk, my brother-in-law<br />

answered, “Marc, with a<br />

C.”<br />

Minutes later, he was<br />

handed his coffee with his<br />

name written on the side:<br />

Cark.<br />

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