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College Dad<br />
Carla Cackowski<br />
DOTING DAD, 50s<br />
A DOTING DAD is caught by his daughter walking out of her college<br />
dormitory with a laundry basket in his hands.<br />
DOTING DAD Oh, hey sweetheart! Ma asked me to swing by<br />
and pick up your laundry. No, I know you have machines on<br />
campus. I just thought, well your mother thought, that maybe<br />
you’d forget to separate colors from whites and that you’d try<br />
to put your blouses in the dryer and then they’d shrink and<br />
then, before you know it, me and your ma have to take our<br />
college freshman shopping for new clothes all over again.<br />
[Sets basket down.]<br />
No, you’re right honey. I’m sorry. One of us should’ve called<br />
you first to tell you I was coming. We just didn’t want to<br />
distract you from your studies, or from making new friends, or<br />
any other activities you’ve been up to lately. So, what activities<br />
have you been up to lately? Not much? <strong>That</strong> doesn’t sound<br />
very “first semester” exciting to me! But seriously, what’ve you<br />
been up to?<br />
Hmm? Oh. Your RA let me in. Well, she knew I was your<br />
father. Don’t you remember introducing us when we dropped<br />
you off? No need to get upset with her, sweetheart. She let me
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