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Father Christmas’s<br />
sleigh broke down<br />
on Christmas Eve.<br />
He flagged down a<br />
passing motorist<br />
and asked, “Can<br />
you give me a<br />
hand?”<br />
“Sorry,” the<br />
motorist replied.<br />
“I’m not a<br />
mechanic, I’m a<br />
chiropodist.”<br />
“Well, can you give<br />
me a toe?”<br />
Where does Santa go<br />
when he’s sick?<br />
To the elf centre!<br />
Who is Father Christmas’s<br />
favourite singer?<br />
Elf-is Presley.<br />
Why are<br />
Christmas trees<br />
like bad<br />
knitters?<br />
They drop<br />
their needles!<br />
“Don’t worry about getting lost – Wise Man<br />
Melchior says he’s using the latest GPS system!”<br />
It was nearly<br />
Christmas and Thomas<br />
was praying with his<br />
mum while the rest of<br />
the family watched TV<br />
downstairs.<br />
“Jesus I pray for a<br />
train set, a remote<br />
control car, and A<br />
NEW BICYCLE!!”<br />
“You don’t have to<br />
shout,” said mum,<br />
“God’s not deaf.”<br />
“I know,” he said,<br />
“but grandma is.”<br />
Where<br />
does Father<br />
Christmas<br />
go on<br />
holiday?<br />
Santa Cruz.<br />
How much<br />
did Santa<br />
pay for his<br />
sleigh?<br />
Nothing, it<br />
was on the<br />
house!<br />
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