The Oracle: Phi Mu Delta's Membership Manual

SONS OF PHI MU DELTA
Ohio State
Tune, "Rambling Wreck from Georgia Tech"
We're the sons of Phi Mu Delta,
We meet again tonight
The roof will raise with songs of praise,
Ere darkness turns to light
And when we homeward turn away,
We'll say right to a man
For our dear old fraternity
We'll do whate'er we can
Oh, we're sons, we're sons
We're sons of Phi Mu Delt'
We're on the road to victory,
Our wounds are never felt;
We're known as jolly good fellows
Everywhere we go,
For we're sons, we're sons,
We're sons of Phi Mu Delt'
Now when it comes to eating
We really are the stuff
We sit and dine from one to nine
And never say "enough"
Soups and salads and fish and roasts;
We masticate with ease-
And then we hail the waiter
With a small black coffee, please.
For we're the sons, we're the sons, etc.