BUGLE 10-03-2017

FRIDAY 10 MARCH 2017 THE BUGLE 15
SPORTS SHORTS
...Well, we all know what happened
this last weekend with
the Super Rugby and some
will be happy and others not.
The following phone call will
probably sum up the feelings
of one teams supporters : “ek
het vandag Loftus Versfeld
gebel en n baie vriendlike
vrou het die telefoon ge-antwoord.
Ek vra toe vir die
dame of daar nog plek is vir
Saterdag se Bulls game? “Ja”
se sy ..en watter posisie
speel jy ?
...and, we can take some comfort
with yet another big win
from the Blitzbokke who
seem well on their way to
winning this years
series....and , if you did not
know. They have lost only two
matches this season.
...most of us who use Whatsup
have a picture of ourselves
or wife,
girlfriend,mother, dog i.e
there is a sort of love factor
reflected in the pic....but no,
not for our favourite “garden
gnome” , and, what has he
got?...a motorbike and an old
one at that. We can see what
the follow up photo is going to
look – he is probably grow his
hair to look like Jacques so as
to be “with it” like the other
PIRATES CLUB
Buccin Ears
BY ROB ROY
bikers ! Why can't some guys
just grow old gracefully ?
FACEBOOK
Pirates has now got itself
onto a Facebook page, so
everyone can check up on
wahts going on at The Ritz
on a daily basis.
PARTYTIME
The “Traffic light” party on
Friday night was a very successful
one and there will be
more theme type events to
follow – well done, Fursty for
your “robotic” effort.
RITZ BLITZ
...Frid - snacks and snorts
from four.
...Sat/Sun – Super
rugby/Sevens and cricket all
to watch on TV at The Ritz.
...Wed – King Bottle Store
attendance draw and steak
braai.
AND FINALLY
Conditioned response
???...after the big shootout
in Cambridge road, this week,
I asked my mechanic to
change the sound of my car
hooter to sound like gunshots
with the idea of getting
people and other cars to get
out of the way quicker.....if
you'll excuse the pun, the
idea backfired – now people
just ignore me completely ?
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TRANSFERS
The Weatherman
A film crew was on location
deep in the desert. One day
an Old Indian went up to the
director and said, "Tomorrow
rain."
The next day it rained. A
week later, the Indian went
up to the director and said,
"Tomorrow storm." The next
day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible,"
said the director. He told his
secretary to hire the Indian to
predict the weather. However,
after several successful
predictions, the old Indian
didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for
him. "I have to shoot a big
scene tomorrow," said the
director, "and I'm depending
on you. What will the weather
be like?"
The Indian shrugged his
shoulders. "Don't know," he
said. "Radio is broken."
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