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Why can’t you play<br />
football in the jungle?<br />
Because of all the<br />
cheaters!<br />
Rabbea Ali, aged 8,<br />
from Colchester<br />
What do you call an<br />
alligator in a vest?<br />
An investigator!<br />
Lauren Kender,<br />
aged 12<br />
Why is it dangerous to<br />
do maths in the Jungle?<br />
Because if you add four<br />
plus four, you get ate!<br />
Matt Taylor, aged 10,<br />
from Clacton-on-Sea<br />
Why is the sky<br />
so high?<br />
So birds don’t<br />
bump their heads!<br />
Lucy Dixon, aged 6,<br />
from South Ockendon<br />
Email your<br />
joke to: postbag@<br />
ptpublishing.co.uk<br />
Primary Times, <strong>North</strong> & Mid Essex • Easter Holiday 2017<br />
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