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what would probably end up<br />

being a 4 day stay at the ward.<br />

They got us into a room pretty<br />

fast down there at “urgent care.”<br />

I was surprised. People hadn’t<br />

started blowing their fingers off<br />

yet I surmised . . . we were early<br />

enough . . . we got right in . . . a<br />

nice little private room . . . no pop<br />

pop crackle fingers gone yet. 4 th<br />

of July mayhem! We’d beaten<br />

it . . . no eyes hanging out of the<br />

old socket from a bottle rocket . . .<br />

not yet at least. No gore or burns!<br />

I was hoping not to have to see<br />

any of that . . . I was content to just<br />

sit in that little room and wait<br />

with Bess. She wanted me<br />

there . . . and that’s fine . . . a<br />

person on a bummer in their<br />

noggin needs an advocate. I’ve<br />

gone on in to the bonker hole<br />

nuttier than a chink college<br />

student on test day and couldn’t<br />

talk right to beat the band<br />

(whatever the hell that means . . .<br />

I have no clue . . . but I like to<br />

think of bands being beaten . . .

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