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The Best of<br />
A Tales From Wilton Manors Publication<br />
Featuring:<br />
Barbie gone bad<br />
Bro code<br />
Lost episodes:<br />
Family Affair<br />
The Partridge Family<br />
Meet My Daddy: Daddy<br />
seems to like Jeff a<br />
Little too much!
When we last left<br />
barbie she was broke<br />
and hung over…
You will do it<br />
bitches!<br />
What evil plan does Barbie have now?<br />
Big Hairy<br />
daddies! I’m in<br />
girl!<br />
Sorry I<br />
am not that<br />
type of<br />
doll.<br />
Are<br />
you<br />
crazy?
Hello. 1-800-<br />
Barbie sex line.<br />
Yes? You want<br />
Ken’s S&M Chat<br />
Line? Please<br />
hold...<br />
Spank me! I’m<br />
such a bad boy!<br />
That evil bitch is making them<br />
do it!<br />
Ken??????<br />
Yes Sir! Spank<br />
me again! I am<br />
so bad daddy<br />
Ken!<br />
Ken seems to be Barbie’s top earner…..
G.I Joe, I’ve got<br />
those bitch dolls<br />
performing phone<br />
sex!<br />
She’s in it with Joe?<br />
We will be rich!<br />
Meet me at the<br />
Dream Dock!<br />
If the<br />
Kardashians got<br />
away with it, so<br />
can I!<br />
Will this evil doll get away with this?<br />
And what about Ken? Does he really<br />
want to stop or does he have a<br />
problem? To be continued…
o,<br />
i love you!<br />
our bro’s are back to<br />
school...<br />
Bro<br />
Let’s go<br />
steady…<br />
Bro, I’m<br />
having your<br />
baby!<br />
Noooo… What will happen to our<br />
true love Bro’s?
Bro, tell me<br />
you did not<br />
sleep with<br />
her?<br />
it<br />
happened<br />
before i<br />
met you,<br />
bro…<br />
oh no! is this the end of our bro’s?<br />
I<br />
will kill<br />
her for you<br />
bro.<br />
She’s<br />
not going to<br />
steal my<br />
boyfriend!<br />
Must kill<br />
Barbie...<br />
Something is not right with kevin…
Hope it’s not<br />
mine...<br />
I am<br />
having the<br />
baby, bro…<br />
Little bro is coming…<br />
Wait,<br />
that’s my baby!<br />
Is it true? Is it really Ken’s baby?
I am so happy we<br />
are back<br />
together.<br />
Bro, I<br />
love you!<br />
Must kill<br />
barbie!<br />
Everything seems to be<br />
fixed…
Oh no<br />
bro! you were<br />
played by<br />
teens.<br />
i’m<br />
the real<br />
barbie, she’s<br />
just a dollar<br />
tree knock<br />
off!<br />
Two barbies?<br />
Must kill<br />
barbie!<br />
Will barbie survive?<br />
Will our bro be happy?<br />
to be continued on our next<br />
installment of bro code…
Shut<br />
up you<br />
brats and find<br />
me the key to<br />
Uncle Bill’s<br />
Liquor<br />
Cabinet.
Meanwhile in Uncle<br />
Bill’s bedroom...<br />
Sir, the<br />
children<br />
suspect<br />
something!<br />
Shut up<br />
French, and<br />
service me!
I<br />
wonder, is that<br />
Ms. sissy’s<br />
dress?<br />
Oh French, you’re<br />
right! we need to<br />
come out to the<br />
kids!
If I didn’t have a<br />
drinking<br />
problem, I have<br />
one now!<br />
Is<br />
that a dress<br />
uncle<br />
bill?
I can<br />
just put a<br />
pillow over his<br />
head when he<br />
passes out<br />
drunk!<br />
Sissy, is<br />
that my<br />
dress,<br />
bitch?<br />
This is fun<br />
jodi..<br />
Uncle bill better<br />
watch out. Sissy has<br />
a plan…..
I need a<br />
drink!<br />
Children,<br />
me and<br />
mr. french<br />
are<br />
getting<br />
married!<br />
Just<br />
go with it. he’s<br />
paying the<br />
bills.<br />
I’m<br />
confused?<br />
Next time - the wedding<br />
sissy wears the same<br />
dress as uncle<br />
bill………..
must kill<br />
barbie!<br />
last time on bro code:<br />
kevin was trying to kill<br />
barbie...<br />
Barbie wins again!<br />
poor kevin…
you’re not<br />
the only bro in<br />
town!<br />
Meanwhile our bro’s have<br />
been caught cheating!
I want him<br />
back!<br />
Love you bro…
meanwhile outside…<br />
I am<br />
just<br />
using<br />
him…<br />
I am<br />
back<br />
bitches<br />
Ding dong the bitch is dead? Is it<br />
really over between our bros?<br />
to be continued…
This is not<br />
going to end<br />
well<br />
I am<br />
sure your<br />
daddy will love<br />
me babe.
Daddy, this<br />
is my new<br />
boyfriend!<br />
You’re so<br />
good looking,<br />
boy.<br />
Daddy seems to<br />
like Jeff a little<br />
too much!<br />
Later in the<br />
bedroom...
Later in the<br />
bathroom…<br />
Daddy likes<br />
you.<br />
need any help<br />
boy?
Later after the bath, in<br />
daddy’s bedroom…<br />
Your’e my daddy<br />
now!<br />
Shut<br />
up boy, let daddy work<br />
his magic!<br />
Oh daddy, i’ve<br />
never done this<br />
before
Where’s<br />
Jeff?<br />
Your’e a dirty<br />
boy…<br />
Pull my hair<br />
daddy!!!
How could you?<br />
And with my<br />
daddy!<br />
Sorry<br />
it’s over babe!<br />
I love you,<br />
daddy!
Nooo! Not again!<br />
I will make them<br />
all pay…<br />
Sounds like daddy’s<br />
little girl is planning<br />
something.<br />
To be continued…
Keith, keep it<br />
in your pants<br />
this time.<br />
I can’t help it.<br />
girls dig me.<br />
how many<br />
children do you<br />
have?<br />
Yeah! i am<br />
tired of moving<br />
because of<br />
you.<br />
Does<br />
anyone<br />
know I am<br />
here?
Where are<br />
all the hot<br />
girls?<br />
Hey<br />
groovy<br />
lady!<br />
You are<br />
wasting your<br />
time!
Why do I attract<br />
all the losers?<br />
Who are<br />
these kids<br />
darling?
Girl, I think I<br />
love you!<br />
Oh no<br />
kids, Keith’s<br />
upstairs with<br />
marcia!<br />
Not again!
Brady girls do<br />
not do these<br />
things.<br />
Mom, I<br />
am having a<br />
baby…<br />
Young man, you<br />
have to marry my<br />
marcia.<br />
gee mrs. brady,<br />
why don’t you let<br />
me show you a<br />
good time!
The<br />
bus is all<br />
packed up. got<br />
to get out of<br />
town. two<br />
babies are on<br />
the way.<br />
That thing’s<br />
going to fall<br />
off.
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