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Revenge comes in many forms:<br />
sex, drugs, porn and murder…
VALLEY OF THE BARBIES<br />
Written by<br />
Brett Butler<br />
A Screenplay
Table of Contents: <br />
Introduction: <br />
I came up with the idea for this story, one day at the coffee house (Java Boys) in Wilton <br />
Manors. I was watching and hearing young gay men talk about their hookups and making <br />
fun of others that do not fit into their perfect world. So, from this conversation, “Valley <br />
of the Barbies” was born. I made the guys I saw “The Barbies” and the rest of us, who do <br />
not fit in, the “Donalds” of the world. <br />
Synopsis: <br />
When a bitter, overweight gay man has a prank played on him by a group of men, known <br />
as the Barbies, he must overcome the all too perfect, conceited men, in order to get <br />
revenge, by losing weight, changing his identity to infiltrate the Barbies, and play his <br />
own pranks on each one of them. <br />
Act 1: <br />
Donald is the protagonist. He is overweight and does not fit into the perfect guy world of <br />
Wilton Manors. Donald has to pay for sex from a Barbie, Johnny, the town hustler. One <br />
night, Donald meets Blaze, the leader of the Barbies, who takes Donald home and has sex <br />
with him. Blaze makes a sex tape of this and posts it for everyone in town to see. This <br />
tape ruins Donald’s life and everyone now recognizes him, but for the wrong reason. <br />
Donald’s best friend commits suicide over a prank the Barbies play on him. Donald <br />
wants revenge and his nude housekeeper, Juan Pablo, offers him the help he needs to get <br />
it. <br />
Act 2: <br />
Donny must keep the Barbies from finding out his true identity, so he can get his revenge. <br />
Donny needs to keep Johnny quiet, before he tells the Barbies that he is really Donald. <br />
Donny must date a Barbie, in order to get into the Barbies. <br />
Donny is forced to perform a sex act, as the initiation into the Barbies. <br />
Act 3: <br />
Donny is being blackmailed by Jammer, one of the Barbies, and is forced to go to Casio, <br />
the leader of the rival gang the Bronies, for help. As more Barbies seem to be dying off, <br />
Donny is close to bringing down the remaining members. <br />
Donny exposes Blaze’s real age in public and causes the Barbies to fold. Casio confesses <br />
to killing the Barbies, as his way of helping Donny. Donny and Jesus, the detective, seem <br />
to be drawn to each other. As everything is falling apart, will these two walk off into the <br />
sunset together? Will Blaze and Johnny seek out revenge on Donny for what he has done <br />
to them? <br />
Favorite scene: <br />
Audiences will laugh when an 80 year old man, BJ Cobbledick, walks into Donald’s <br />
workplace to pick up his medication.” Mr. Cobbledick mistakes Donald’s woman boss, <br />
Stevie, as a man, by telling her she needs a shave. Then as Mr. Cobbledick looks at <br />
Donald, he recognizes him from his sex tape and calls him out on it, by offering some <br />
sage advice, “Leave the porn to the muscle boys.” Mr. Cobbledick makes another <br />
appearance at the very end of the script, offering similar sage advice.
FADE IN:<br />
EXT. WILTON MANORS FLORIDA, PRIVATE BEACH - DAY<br />
DONALD (25), overweight, with thinning hair and bad skin,<br />
walks out of the ocean with seaweed stuck in his chest hair.<br />
DONALD (V.O.)<br />
I hate beautiful people. Beautiful<br />
people go into the ocean and come<br />
out with water glistening on their<br />
perfect bodies.<br />
EXT. BUS STOP - DAY<br />
Donald stands as a bus passes and his hat flies off. Donald<br />
chases it.<br />
DONALD (V.O.)<br />
When beautiful people wear a hat,<br />
it never falls off.<br />
EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT<br />
The sign of the bar blinks with a giant, neon penis that goes<br />
from erect to flaccid. Donald stands under the sign as<br />
muscular, shirtless men walk by.<br />
DONALD (V.O.)<br />
I need to take one of the beautiful<br />
people home with me now.<br />
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donald sits on the side of the bed. Donald bends over and<br />
puts on his shorts.<br />
JOHNNY (21), hairless, muscular, with a large, cross tatoo on<br />
his back, stands. He pulls up his blue jeans and puts on his<br />
red, cut off tee-shirt that has “HOT” printed on it.<br />
DONALD<br />
You can take a shower if you want.<br />
Donald points to the bathroom.<br />
Johnny rolls his eyes, turns, looks into the mirror, and runs<br />
his hands through his hair.
2.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
My next trick is into sweat.<br />
Johnny lifts his right arm and smells his underarm.<br />
DONALD<br />
There’s something for everyone.<br />
Donald stands, opens his nightstand drawer, and takes out a<br />
hundred dollars. Johnny turns.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
You know I charge extra for<br />
chubbers.<br />
Johnny rubs his hand on Donald’s belly.<br />
Donald opens the drawer and takes out a fifty-dollar bill.<br />
Johnny takes it, and sticks it into his pocket.<br />
JOHNNY (CONT’D)<br />
Come see me perform tonight.<br />
Johnny grinds his hips.<br />
DONALD<br />
Why do you hustle if you’re such a<br />
hot stripper?<br />
JOHNNY<br />
A boy has needs, fat boy.<br />
Donald looks at himself in the mirror as Johnny exits.<br />
DONALD<br />
I would sell my soul to the devil<br />
to be you for just one night.<br />
EXT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT<br />
SNODGRASS (24), short, overweight, with asthma, wears a<br />
yellow, My Little Pony tee-shirt and blue jeans with green<br />
shoes. He takes out an inhaler and takes three PUFFS.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
Where the hell were you?<br />
Donald enters the line to get into the bar in brown pants and<br />
a white, button down shirt.<br />
DONALD<br />
Are you under the impression that<br />
just because you have no life...?
3.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
Not Johnny again? That bitch gave<br />
me genital herpes, and told<br />
everybody it was my fault.<br />
DONALD<br />
I have needs, and you got herpes<br />
from that Bronie, Mason.<br />
Snodgrass takes Donald’s hand and pulls him towards the<br />
entrance.<br />
DONALD (CONT’D)<br />
Isn’t this a Brony bar?<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
It’s open to everyone.<br />
DONALD<br />
You know they are a cult.<br />
INT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT<br />
Donald stands against the wall and Snodgrass stands next to<br />
him. My Little Pony videos play on the TV screens.<br />
HECTOR (23), a Cuban man, has short, black hair and a diamond<br />
earring in each ear. He has on long, black, gym shorts and a<br />
black, low cut, tank top. He walks over to Donald.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Bro, what did you do, eat your twin<br />
to get that fat?<br />
Donald’s face turns red.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
Get out of here, you Barbie. Only<br />
Bronies are allowed at this bar.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Do you want to take this outside,<br />
little bro?<br />
CASIO (23) a tall, muscular, Spanish man has no shirt on,<br />
which reveals a My Little Pony tattoo on his chest. He wears<br />
leather pants and has a blond Mohawk.<br />
Casio walks over to Hector and runs his hand down the front<br />
of Hector’s chest.<br />
CASIO<br />
Your kind is not welcome here.
4.<br />
HECTOR<br />
What are you going to do about it,<br />
bro?<br />
Casio slides his hand down and grabs Hector’s groin. Hector’s<br />
eyes water.<br />
CASIO<br />
I will rip your baloney pony off of<br />
your body.<br />
Casio releases Hector’s groin. Hector turns to Snodgrass.<br />
Hector walks away.<br />
HECTOR<br />
I’ll get with you another time,<br />
little bro.<br />
Casio walks over to Donald.<br />
CASIO<br />
Do you want to ride the pony?<br />
Donald reaches out to touch Casio’s chest, but pulls his hand<br />
back.<br />
DONALD<br />
No! I can’t join a cult!<br />
Donald runs out of the bar.<br />
Snodgrass walks over to Casio.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
I will take a pony ride.<br />
EXT. WILTON DRIVE - NIGHT<br />
Donald runs into the street and bumps into JAMMER (30), a<br />
muscular, hairy man, with a tattoo of a bull on his right<br />
shoulder. He wears all black leather with a black whip.<br />
Donald falls to the ground.<br />
Jammer’s black boot rests on Donald’s cheek.<br />
JAMMER<br />
Lick my boot, slave.<br />
DONALD<br />
Excuse me?<br />
Jammer whips Donald’s ass.
5.<br />
JAMMER<br />
I said lick my boot, slave.<br />
DONALD<br />
This is not my scene, dude.<br />
Jammer presses his boot down on Donald’s cheek and whips his<br />
ass again.<br />
DONALD (CONT’D)<br />
OUCH!!! That hurts.<br />
JAMMER<br />
It’s supposed to hurt, porky.<br />
JESUS (29), a dark-skinned, muscular, Puerto Rican man, wears<br />
a blue suit. He has thick, black hair and a hairy chest with<br />
a gold badge around his neck.<br />
Jesus walks over to both men. He shows his badge to Jammer.<br />
JESUS<br />
Take it off the street, boys.<br />
Jammer steps back. Donald stands up with his shirt covered in<br />
dirt.<br />
DONALD<br />
Thank God you saved me from this<br />
crazy man.<br />
Jammer looks at Donald as he folds up his whip.<br />
JAMMER<br />
Crazy? A lard ass like you should<br />
be thanking the gay gods, a Barbie<br />
like me would take pity on you.<br />
Jesus steps in between the two men.<br />
JESUS<br />
Move it along.<br />
DONALD<br />
I need a drink.<br />
Donald walks down Wilton Drive, turns, takes a quick look at<br />
Jesus, and goes into another bar.<br />
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT<br />
Donald sits on a small barstool next to JUAN PABLO (39), a<br />
lean, muscular, hairless, dark skinned Brazilian man.
6.<br />
DONALD<br />
What does a guy have to do to get a<br />
drink around here?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Be a Barbie.<br />
Donald looks across the bar and sees BLAZE (28), tall, lean,<br />
muscular, tan, with skinny jeans and a black, Hugo Boss shirt<br />
unbuttoned down to his navel. He has thick, blond hair.<br />
Johnny and Hector stand next to him.<br />
All the bartenders surround them.<br />
DONALD<br />
What about us?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
We’re just Midges. You know,<br />
Barbie’s ugly friend.<br />
Juan Pablo takes his tee-shirt off.<br />
DONALD<br />
I know they rule this town, and<br />
every guy in this place wants to be<br />
them.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Not me, papi, they are all mean<br />
bitches.<br />
Donald gets off his bar stool. Juan Pablo turns to him.<br />
JUAN PABLO (CONT’D)<br />
What are you doing?<br />
DONALD<br />
Don’t worry, you will see.<br />
Donald squeezes his way through the crowd and walks across<br />
the bar to the Barbies.<br />
DONALD (CONT’D)<br />
Excuse me! I want to get a drink.<br />
Blaze turns to Donald.<br />
Johnny laughs.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You want a drink, sweetie? Let me<br />
buy it for you.
7.<br />
Donald turns red.<br />
DONALD<br />
No, I can get it myself.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Sweetie, please let me.<br />
SIMON (27), tall, lean, black hair, wears white glasses with<br />
a tight, yellow shirt and tight, white pants.<br />
SIMON<br />
Blaze, really, this again?<br />
Blaze looks at Simon. He waves his hand in the air.<br />
BLAZE<br />
I want to have some fun tonight.<br />
Whatever.<br />
SIMON<br />
BEAR (35), an overweight, hairy man with a long, thick beard<br />
wears overalls and walks over to Donald. Bear scratches his<br />
ass.<br />
BEAR<br />
My Cubs and I might want to join<br />
you.<br />
Blaze ignores Bear. Blaze strokes Donald’s cheeks and turns<br />
to the bartender.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Jordan, Sex on the Beach.<br />
JORDAN (21), shirtless, muscular, wears neon green, tight<br />
shorts. He nods his head, makes the drink, and hands it to<br />
Donald.<br />
DONALD<br />
Aren’t you going to pay for it?<br />
BLAZE<br />
No, sweetie. I never pay for<br />
drinks.<br />
DONALD<br />
Am I dreaming?<br />
Blaze takes Donald’s hand.
8.<br />
BLAZE<br />
No, sweetie. Tonight all your<br />
dreams will come true.<br />
Donald looks at Blaze and reaches out to touch Blaze’s tan<br />
chest. Blaze grabs Donald’s hand.<br />
BLAZE (CONT’D)<br />
You want to touch this? Let’s go<br />
back to my place and play then.<br />
Really?<br />
DONALD<br />
Blaze puts his arm around Donald.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Sweetie, this is your lucky night.<br />
I’ve been looking for someone like<br />
you all night long.<br />
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, BEDROOM - NIGHT<br />
In the middle of the room stands a large, gold, four post<br />
bed. Blaze comes from the bathroom in a black satin robe.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Get undressed, sweetie.<br />
DONALD<br />
With the lights on?<br />
BLAZE<br />
Don’t be shy. I like big boys.<br />
Blaze reaches over to the nightstand, grabs a paper, picks up<br />
a pen, and hands it to Donald.<br />
DONALD<br />
What’s this?<br />
BLAZE<br />
Before we can do the deed, you need<br />
to sign this nondisclosure<br />
agreement. You know that I am very<br />
well known.<br />
DONALD<br />
Why, since we are just hooking up?
9.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Sweetie, people would kill to get<br />
into this room. I’m a very private<br />
person.<br />
Donald grabs the paper and signs it. He hands it to Blaze who<br />
places it on the nightstand.<br />
Blaze unbuttons Donald’s shirt. He then undoes Donald’s<br />
pants. Blaze takes off his robe to reveal his nude, hairless,<br />
muscular body. Donald drops to his knees.<br />
INT. BLAZE'S HOUSE, SMALL ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Johnny looks through the one-way mirror and takes out a video<br />
camera.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
I just had sex with that fatty.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Bro, what a loser he is. I would<br />
never do a fat guy.<br />
SIMON<br />
I am getting bored with this.<br />
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, KITCHEN - DAY<br />
Donald stands at the counter, wears a blue robe, and drinks<br />
from a Mickey Mouse, coffee cup. He hears the front door lock<br />
CLICK and steps out of the kitchen.<br />
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY<br />
Juan Pablo enters, opens the closet door, and takes off his<br />
clothes. He takes out a feather duster, walks across the<br />
room, and dusts the bookshelves.<br />
DONALD<br />
Nice of you to show up. You’re<br />
late.<br />
Juan Pablo puts his hands on his hips.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
See this body, papi; many men want<br />
me to clean their house.<br />
Donald takes a sip of his coffee. He hears the doorbell RING<br />
and glares at Juan Pablo.
10.<br />
DONALD<br />
Aren’t you going to answer it?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
I am just the housekeeper, not the<br />
maid. Doors are extra, papi.<br />
Donald walks over to the door and opens it. Snodgrass enters,<br />
all out of breath. He takes out his inhaler and takes two<br />
PUFFS. He wears a green, My Little Pony, tee-shirt.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
Tell me that you did not have sex<br />
with Blaze last night.<br />
Donald leans against the wall.<br />
DONALD<br />
Yes I did and I didn’t even have to<br />
pay for it.<br />
Juan Pablo listens to the conversation as he dusts off the<br />
flat screen television.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
Those guys are evil. Remember what<br />
Hector wanted to do to me if he had<br />
taken me outside last night?<br />
DONALD<br />
Come on, I had a great time, and by<br />
the way he’s better than Johnny.<br />
Juan Pablo walks over to both of them.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
He’s right. If Mr. Blaze had sex<br />
with you, then it cannot be good.<br />
Juan Pablo points his finger at Donald’s head and then points<br />
downwards to Donald’s body.<br />
DONALD<br />
Hey, what do you guys mean?<br />
Snodgrass takes his cell phone out of his front pants pocket.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
See, they took a video and posted<br />
it for everyone to see.<br />
DONALD<br />
Oh my God! I am so fat in that.<br />
Where does my ass begin and end?
11.<br />
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, KITCHEN - DAY<br />
Donald opens his refrigerator, pulls out a cake, grabs a fork<br />
from the drawer, and eats it.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
That won’t help.<br />
DONALD<br />
Come to daddy.<br />
Donald takes a bite of cake.<br />
DONALD (CONT’D)<br />
I am so fat in that video. I look<br />
like a hairy, beached whale.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
Put it down.<br />
DONALD<br />
This makes me feel good.<br />
Donald points to Snodgrass’s tee shirt.<br />
DONALD (CONT’D)<br />
Did you ride that hot guy’s pony?<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
No, I didn’t. I walked home after<br />
you left.<br />
DONALD<br />
You know, if you do it with any of<br />
them, you become part of their<br />
cult.<br />
Snodgrass nods his head.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
What’s with you and cults?<br />
Donald puts the cake down and walks out of the room with<br />
Snodgrass.<br />
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY<br />
Donald looks at the clock on the wall.<br />
DONALD<br />
Balls! I’m late for work.
12.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
You need to pay me. Go to work.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
You can deal with the video later.<br />
Donald walks towards the bedroom door.<br />
DONALD<br />
I’m not worried. Who wants to watch<br />
this fat guy have sex anyway?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Amen to that!<br />
INT. OUT OF THE CLOSET PHARMACY - DAY<br />
Donald stands at the counter. MR. COBBLEDICK (80), comes up<br />
to the counter.<br />
DONALD<br />
Are you here for a pick up?<br />
Mr. Cobbledick adjusts his glasses.<br />
MR. COBBLEDICK<br />
Yes, it’s under B.J. Cobbledick.<br />
DONALD<br />
Did you say B.J?<br />
MR. COBBLEDICK<br />
Yes, is there a problem? How many<br />
B.J. Cobbledick’s can there be in<br />
Wilton Manors?<br />
Donald turns around, goes through a white box, and pulls out<br />
a small, white bag. Donald hands it to Mr. Cobbledick.<br />
DONALD<br />
Do you have any questions?<br />
Mr. Cobbledick looks at the bag and looks at Donald.<br />
MR. COBBLEDICK<br />
Yeah, I have a question? Aren’t you<br />
that fat guy in the video.<br />
Donald’s face turns red. Sweat from his forehead pours down<br />
his face. STEVIE (32), comes out from her office. She has<br />
short, black hair and a thin mustache. She wears green scrubs<br />
and a long, white lab coat.
13.<br />
Mr. Cobbledick adjusts his glasses. He looks at Stevie’s<br />
mustache.<br />
MR. COBBLEDICK (CONT’D)<br />
You need a shave, man.<br />
STEVIE<br />
Excuse me! I’m a woman, sir.<br />
MR. COBBLEDICK<br />
Women, men, you can’t tell the<br />
difference now a days, unless they<br />
are naked. A dick is always a dick.<br />
Stevie puts her hand on Donald’s shoulder.<br />
STEVIE<br />
Finish up with this customer and<br />
come back to my office.<br />
Stevie walks away. Donald rings up Mr. Cobbledick.<br />
DONALD<br />
That will be eight dollars.<br />
Mr. Cobbledick reaches into his pocket and counts out the<br />
money. He hands it to Donald.<br />
MR. COBBLEDICK<br />
Stick to your day job, kid. Leave<br />
the porn to the muscle boys.<br />
Mr. Cobbledick laughs and leaves. Donald runs his hands<br />
through his hair.<br />
INT. OUT OF THE CLOSET PHARMACY, STEVIE’S OFFICE - DAY<br />
Donald walks in and sits in a small chair. Stevie looks at<br />
her computer screen. She laughs, but hides it from Donald.<br />
STEVIE<br />
What’s this?<br />
Stevie turns the computer screen around. It plays the video<br />
of him and Blaze’s sex act, with Blaze’s face a blur.<br />
DONALD<br />
Some guy I hooked up with posted<br />
this.
14.<br />
STEVIE<br />
It’s against company policy to have<br />
something so disgusting posted for<br />
the public to see.<br />
Donald looks at the video play. He sees his fat jiggle in the<br />
video.<br />
DONALD<br />
I will get him to take it down.<br />
Stevie looks at the video. She laughs as Donald’s belly<br />
wiggles in the video. She composes herself and turns the<br />
computer monitor back towards her.<br />
STEVIE<br />
I am sorry, I have to let you go.<br />
DONALD<br />
Please, I will get it removed<br />
today. Just don’t fire me.<br />
Donald puts his hands on Stevie’s desk.<br />
STEVIE<br />
It’s too late. Punch out. I will<br />
pay you for today.<br />
Donald stands as tears fall from his eyes.<br />
DONALD<br />
You know what? That customer was<br />
right. You do need a shave.<br />
Stevie puts her hand on her mustache.<br />
Get Out!<br />
STEVIE<br />
Donald walks out with his head held down.<br />
INT. THE FLOPPY COCK BAR - DAY<br />
Donald sits at the bar with a small box of his work items<br />
next to him. Donald picks up a glass and takes a drink.<br />
RICKEY (21), blond hair, blue eyes, wears tight, white shorts<br />
and a tight, blue, sleeveless shirt that has LIFEGUARD<br />
written across it. Rickey sits next to Donald.<br />
RICKEY<br />
You look like your life is over.
15.<br />
Donald puts his drink down. He looks at Rickey and smiles.<br />
DONALD<br />
It is. I did something stupid.<br />
Rickey leans forward, across the bar, and grabs a remote<br />
control.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Something stupid like make a porn<br />
video?<br />
Rickey points the remote control at the video screen.<br />
Donald’s sex video with Blaze plays on all the video screens<br />
in the bar.<br />
DONALD<br />
Make it stop! Why are you so cruel?<br />
Donald grabs Rickey’s forearm.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Let go, fat boy. I’m a Barbie.<br />
Donald lets Rickey’s forearm go. Donald gets up. All the men<br />
in the bar laugh. Donald takes his box and runs out of the<br />
bar.<br />
RICKEY (CONT’D)<br />
That’s right, run home and cry,<br />
fatso.<br />
EXT. WILTON DRIVE - DAY<br />
Donald runs down Wilton Drive. Everyone on the drive points<br />
and laughs at him. Cars honk their horns at him.<br />
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT - NIGHT<br />
Donald hears a KNOCK at his door. He wears a blue bathrobe<br />
and opens the door. ERIC (25), with red hair wears a<br />
sleeveless shirt and gym shorts. Eric walks in and Donald<br />
closes the door.<br />
ERIC<br />
You called for a massage?<br />
Eric winks his eye at Donald.<br />
DONALD<br />
Yeah, the bedroom is through there.
16.<br />
Eric walks up to Donald. He studies his face.<br />
ERIC<br />
You’re the fat guy in that porn<br />
video.<br />
DONALD<br />
No, no, not me. I don’t do porn.<br />
Eric runs his hand against Donald’s cheek.<br />
ERIC<br />
No, you’re him. God, you look even<br />
fatter in person.<br />
Donald pushes Eric away.<br />
DONALD<br />
Get out! This isn’t going to<br />
happen. Go please!<br />
Eric walks towards the door.<br />
ERIC<br />
You still need to pay me.<br />
Donald reaches into his robe pocket and pulls out money and<br />
throws it at Eric. Eric bends down and picks up the money.<br />
DONALD<br />
Go already!<br />
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, HALLWAY ENTRANCE - NIGHT<br />
Blaze stands with a white towel around his waist. He has four<br />
gold chains around his neck. Donald walks in.<br />
BLAZE<br />
No humongo’s allowed. This party is<br />
by invitation only.<br />
DONALD<br />
You don’t remember me?<br />
Blaze looks at Donald.<br />
BLAZE<br />
No, I think I’d remember a Tuba<br />
Luba like you.<br />
DONALD<br />
We had sex, and you posted a video<br />
of it online. I’m Donald.
17.<br />
A group of muscular men walk in. All of them have white<br />
towels around their waist and push Donald over to the side.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Oh, that video, sweetie.<br />
DONALD<br />
Yes, that video ruined my life.<br />
Blaze looks toward the living room at all the men. Blaze<br />
licks his lips.<br />
Blaze laughs.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You know that little video is so<br />
popular. I could do another one,<br />
pay some twink to co-star, and I<br />
can make you a plus-sized star.<br />
DONALD<br />
I don’t want to be a porn star. I<br />
want my life back. Take the video<br />
down.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Can’t do that, sweetie. It has too<br />
many followers. It’s good for my<br />
business. You understand. Now get<br />
out!<br />
Donald raises his arm. Blaze pushes Donald out to the front<br />
of his house, and SLAMS the door shut.<br />
EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE - NIGHT<br />
DONALD<br />
I am going to sue you for this!<br />
Blaze’s front door swings open.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You can’t, sweetie. You signed a<br />
waiver.<br />
Blaze SLAMS the door shut. THUNDER sounds in the background.<br />
Balls!<br />
DONALD
18.<br />
INT. WILTON MANORS POLICE STATION, JESUS’ OFFICE - DAY<br />
Donald sits and waits. Jesus walks in holding a file marked<br />
Snodgrass. He puts the file on his desk and sits behind the<br />
desk.<br />
JESUS<br />
How can I help you?<br />
Donald wipes the sweat from his forehead.<br />
DONALD<br />
There’s this video that I need<br />
taken down.<br />
Jesus leans back in his chair. He takes a deep breath.<br />
JESUS<br />
What type of video?<br />
Donald looks at the floor.<br />
DONALD<br />
A sex one.<br />
Jesus stands up and walks over to Donald.<br />
JESUS<br />
You made a sex video and someone<br />
stole it from you?<br />
DONALD<br />
No, it wasn’t stolen. This group of<br />
men, known as the Barbies, tricked<br />
me by video taping me having sex.<br />
They posted it for everyone to see.<br />
Jesus sits on the edge of his desk.<br />
JESUS<br />
The Barbies again?<br />
Donald looks at Jesus.<br />
DONALD<br />
Again? Has this happened before?<br />
Jesus runs his hand through his thick, black hair.<br />
JESUS<br />
I just got done with another guy,<br />
before you came. The Barbies seem<br />
to prey on guys like you.
19.<br />
DONALD<br />
You mean losers?<br />
Jesus stands and walks back to his chair and sits.<br />
Jesus smiles.<br />
JESUS<br />
No, not losers, just guys with low<br />
self esteem.<br />
DONALD<br />
You have to be able to stop them. I<br />
need that video taken down.<br />
JESUS<br />
Did you sign anything before you<br />
had sex?<br />
Donald looks at the floor.<br />
DONALD<br />
Yes I did, but...<br />
JESUS<br />
Did you read it first, or even stop<br />
to think that it was a little weird<br />
to be asked to sign a contract<br />
before having sex with someone?<br />
Donald looks at Jesus. He wipes sweat from his face.<br />
DONALD<br />
No, I didn’t. I was horny and just<br />
wanted to do it. There has to be<br />
something you can do. They can’t<br />
keep ruining people’s lives.<br />
JESUS<br />
Look, I’ve been investigating the<br />
Barbies. They do these videos by<br />
the book. Did they force you to<br />
sign it?<br />
DONALD<br />
No, no, I did it willingly.<br />
JESUS<br />
Then there is nothing I can do.<br />
Take this as a lesson learned.<br />
Donald stands, turns, and heads to the office door.
20.<br />
JESUS (CONT’D)<br />
I have some words of advice for<br />
you.<br />
Donald stops, turns, and looks at Jesus.<br />
JESUS (CONT’D)<br />
Stop hooking up with these pretty<br />
boys. Find a nice guy who will make<br />
you happy and settle down.<br />
DONALD<br />
In this town? Nice guys are few and<br />
far between.<br />
Donald turns and leaves. Jesus leans back in his chair.<br />
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY<br />
Donald walks in. Juan Pablo sits on the sofa and sobs. His<br />
feather duster is on the floor next to his foot. Donald goes<br />
over to him.<br />
DONALD<br />
Did someone die on your telenovela?<br />
Juan Pablo looks up at Donald.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Mr. Snodgrass is dead.<br />
Donald sits next to Juan Pablo.<br />
DONALD<br />
What? How?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
The Barbies made a video of him,<br />
just like yours.<br />
Donald puts his arm around Juan Pablo.<br />
JUAN PABLO (CONT’D)<br />
Don’t touch me, papi. I will have<br />
to charge you extra for that.<br />
Donald walks over to the computer. He looks at the video on<br />
Blaze’s website. The video shows Snodgrass have sex with a<br />
Barbie, who wears a Bronie tee-shirt as a disguise.<br />
Donald looks over at Juan Pablo.
21.<br />
DONALD<br />
Why would he kill himself? It’s<br />
just a video like mine.<br />
Juan Pablo stands and puts his hands on his hips.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Because the Bronies threw him out<br />
of their cult for having sex with a<br />
Barbie.<br />
DONALD<br />
He told me that he wasn’t part of<br />
that cult.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
He was always at the Dirty Pony bar<br />
with those whore Bronies.<br />
Donald walks over to Juan Pablo.<br />
DONALD<br />
I’m his best friend. He could have<br />
come to me.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Mr. Snodgrass had many secrets. He<br />
suffered from depression and this<br />
video pushed him over the edge.<br />
Juan Pablo walks back to the sofa and sits. He picks up his<br />
feather duster.<br />
JUAN PABLO (CONT’D)<br />
I cannot believe this has happened<br />
again.<br />
DONALD<br />
What do you mean again?<br />
Juan Pablo taps his right foot.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
The Barbies are responsible for the<br />
death of my Fairy Drag Mother,<br />
Norma Thrills.<br />
Donald walks over to the couch and sits next to Juan Pablo.<br />
DONALD<br />
Fairy what?
22.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
They made a video called Norma,<br />
She’s No Thrill. It ruined her<br />
career as a drag queen.<br />
Donald stands up and walks over to his large picture window.<br />
DONALD<br />
Those bitches have to pay for what<br />
they’ve done.<br />
Juan Pablo walks over to Donald.<br />
Donald turns.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
I agree, papi. You must get revenge<br />
on them.<br />
DONALD<br />
But how? Look at me. I am a fat<br />
loser. How can I take down the<br />
Barbies?<br />
Juan Pablo runs back to the closet, reaches into his shorts,<br />
pulls out a white card, and turns to Donald.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
You become one of them, papi.<br />
DONALD<br />
What? Do you or I have a magic wand<br />
that will make me thin and hot?<br />
Donald falls onto the sofa and runs both hands through his<br />
thinning hair.<br />
DONALD (CONT’D)<br />
How could I be so stupid and sign<br />
that contract?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
No, papi, don't let them win. Mr.<br />
Snodgrass and Norma took the easy<br />
way out.<br />
Donald looks at Juan Pablo.<br />
DONALD<br />
If I looked like you, I could fight<br />
back.<br />
Juan Pablo puts his arm around Donald.
23.<br />
DONALD (CONT’D)<br />
You’re not charging extra are you?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
No, papi, but I can help you become<br />
thin, lean, and muscular.<br />
Donald starts to sob.<br />
DONALD<br />
I’ve tried everything to lose<br />
weight, from Weight Watchers to<br />
Jenny Craig, but nothing works.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
No, papi. I know a place that you<br />
can go to lose the weight and they<br />
have a support group that motivates<br />
you to get into shape.<br />
Donald stands and walks across the room.<br />
DONALD<br />
Like a fat camp?<br />
Juan Pablo stands and puts the card on the coffee table.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
This place works. Even J-Lo lost<br />
her baby fat there.<br />
DONALD<br />
Really, it’s that good? So if it<br />
works, then what?<br />
Juan Pablo walks over to Donald and puts his hands on his<br />
shoulders.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
I suggest plastic surgery, this way<br />
they won’t recognize you. Then, you<br />
make those bitches pay for what<br />
they did to you and Mr. Snodgrass.<br />
DONALD<br />
I can change who I am and become<br />
someone new?<br />
Juan Pablo walks back across the room and picks up his<br />
feather duster.
24.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
You would not be the first, papi.<br />
Do you really think I was born a<br />
nude housekeeper?<br />
Donald walks back to his picture window and looks out on the<br />
Drive.<br />
DONALD<br />
I can transform myself and join the<br />
Barbies, so I can get my revenge on<br />
each one of them. That just might<br />
work, but how do I join them.<br />
Juan Pablo starts to dust the coffee table.<br />
Donald turns.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
The only way in is to date one of<br />
them.<br />
DONALD<br />
I can become one of them and rid<br />
this town of those dolls.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Papi, let’s not get crazy.<br />
Donald walks over to the coffee table and picks up the card.<br />
DONALD<br />
I will do it for losers like me and<br />
for Snodgrass.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Don’t worry, papi. Your secret will<br />
be safe with me.<br />
Donald walks over and hugs Juan Pablo.<br />
DONALD<br />
You’re more than just my<br />
housekeeper. You’re my Fairy<br />
Godmother.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
I would cry, but I just had Botox,<br />
and my tear ducts don’t work.<br />
Donald walks to his pink phone.
25.<br />
INT. MY LITTLE PONY CHAPEL - DAY<br />
The chapel has large, stained glass windows with scenes from<br />
the Bible, all with My Little Pony in them.<br />
Donald stands in the back in a black suit. He walks down the<br />
aisle to Snodgrass’s coffin. He kneels down in front of it.<br />
DONALD<br />
I promise you buddy; I will make<br />
them pay for what they have done to<br />
you.<br />
Donald stands and walks back up the aisle. He bumps into<br />
Jesus.<br />
JESUS<br />
You’re paying your respects?<br />
DONALD<br />
You could have stopped this.<br />
JESUS<br />
I told you that I cannot do<br />
anything if unsuspecting persons,<br />
such as yourself, or even this guy,<br />
sign a contract with them.<br />
Jesus kisses his gold cross.<br />
DONALD<br />
How many more will die in the hands<br />
of those Barbies?<br />
JESUS<br />
We don’t know if the video was the<br />
reason he killed himself.<br />
Donald wipes the sweat from his forehead.<br />
DONALD<br />
Wake up! There’s no other reason.<br />
This guy was my best friend.<br />
Jesus folds his arms.<br />
JESUS<br />
Well, did you know that his<br />
boyfriend over there dumped him the<br />
day before his death?<br />
Donald turns and sees Casio.
26.<br />
DONALD<br />
No, you’re wrong. They were not<br />
dating.<br />
Jesus’ cell phone RINGS. Jesus looks at the screen.<br />
JESUS<br />
I’ve got to take this. Stop by my<br />
office and we can talk about it<br />
further.<br />
Jesus walks outside. Donald goes over to Casio.<br />
DONALD<br />
Were you dating Snodgrass?<br />
CASIO<br />
Yes, my big boy from the other<br />
night, he was one of my ponies.<br />
Casio gets close to Donald. He strokes Donald’s cheek.<br />
CASIO (CONT’D)<br />
Do you want to take his place? My<br />
offer still stands.<br />
Juan Pablo comes over and pulls Donald away. Donald looks at<br />
Juan Pablo.<br />
DONALD<br />
I’ve never seen you in dress<br />
clothes before.<br />
Juan Pablo walks Donald up the aisle.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Yes I know, but you don’t have much<br />
more time for this. You’ve got a<br />
plane to catch.<br />
Casio steps in the aisle.<br />
CASIO<br />
There’s always room in my stable<br />
for a big boy like you.<br />
Donald turns and looks at Casio as Juan Pablo pulls him<br />
outside.<br />
EXT. MY LITTLE PONY CHAPEL - DAY<br />
Donald turns and looks at the chapel.
27.<br />
DONALD<br />
I hate cults.<br />
A bird flies by and shits on Donald’s suit jacket. Donald<br />
looks at his suit jacket.<br />
Balls!<br />
DONALD (CONT’D)<br />
Juan Pablo takes out a handkerchief and wipes Donald’s suit<br />
jacket.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
I never get a day off. I always<br />
have to clean something.<br />
Donald looks at Juan Pablo.<br />
DONALD<br />
Maybe he killed himself over his<br />
breakup with Casio?<br />
Juan Pablo stops wiping Donald’s suit jacket.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
No, papi, Hector set this whole<br />
thing up for revenge from the other<br />
night, when you were both in the<br />
bar.<br />
DONALD<br />
How do you know that?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
I hear a lot of things when I<br />
clean.<br />
A cab pulls up. Donald and Juan Pablo walk over to it and get<br />
inside.<br />
INT. NEW YOU COSMETIC SURGERY CENTER, DONALD’S ROOM - DAY,<br />
SIX MONTHS LATER<br />
Donald lies in bed with his face in bandages. He has no shirt<br />
on and PETER (22), a young, thin man with brown hair in<br />
tight, blue scrubs gives him a sponge bath.<br />
Dr. HOLLIS (55), tall, stocky, with grayish, black hair<br />
enters the room. He waves at Peter to leave the room.
28.<br />
DR. HOLLIS<br />
Well Donald, today we will remove<br />
the bandages. Your six-pack and<br />
buttock implants look good too.<br />
Dr. Hollis removes Donald’s bandages. Dr. Hollis gives Donald<br />
a mirror.<br />
DR. HOLLIS (CONT’D)<br />
How do you like the new you?<br />
Donald looks at his new face and his hair, which is now thick<br />
and blond. Donald rubs his hands against his new face.<br />
DONALD<br />
I can’t believe it. I look like a<br />
new person.<br />
DR. HOLLIS<br />
Well Donald, isn’t that what you<br />
wanted? You worked so hard to lose<br />
all that weight and now you have a<br />
new face and a full head of hair.<br />
DONALD<br />
I wouldn’t be here without the<br />
support of the guys from the fat<br />
camp. I had such a tough time and<br />
they helped me stay motivated.<br />
DR. HOLLIS<br />
Remember, beauty is only skin deep,<br />
Donald.<br />
Donald takes Dr. Hollis’ hand.<br />
DONALD<br />
Please call me Donny. That’s who I<br />
am now.<br />
Donny gets out of his bed, walks over to the sink, and looks<br />
into the mirror.<br />
I’m hot!<br />
DONNY<br />
Peter enters the room.<br />
Donny looks at him.<br />
PETER<br />
I am here to finish your bath.
29.<br />
Sure.<br />
DONNY<br />
Donny gets back into the bed. Peter unties Donny’s hospital<br />
gown exposing his muscular body. Peter picks up the sponge<br />
and goes down Donny’s chest and lingers at his groin.<br />
EXT. NEW YOU COSMETIC SURGERY CENTER - DAY<br />
Donny leaves the hospital in skinny jeans and a tight, white<br />
tee-shirt. He turns to Peter, kisses him on the lips, and<br />
then enters the taxicab.<br />
Dr. Hollis comes out and waves goodbye as the taxicab drives<br />
away.<br />
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY<br />
Juan Pablo enters the apartment and takes off his clothes. He<br />
reaches into the closet and pulls out a feather duster. He<br />
dusts the tops of all the bookcases.<br />
Donny enters the room with a white towel around his waist.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Who are you?<br />
DONNY<br />
It’s me, Donald.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Papi, I thought you were dead.<br />
Thank goodness you’ve come back.<br />
The cookie jar you left with my pay<br />
was almost empty.<br />
Donald walks into the middle of the living room, and he<br />
twirls around.<br />
DONNY<br />
In a way, I did die. Donald is<br />
dead. All hail Donny!<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Papi, I will get on my knees for<br />
that.<br />
DONNY<br />
No need for that right now. I need<br />
to start my plan.
30.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
How can I help?<br />
Donny walks across the room.<br />
DONNY<br />
Are the Barbies still running this<br />
town?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Yes, they are stronger then ever,<br />
papi.<br />
DONNY<br />
What’s my best way into the group?<br />
Juan Pablo looks at the ceiling, then the floor, and then at<br />
Donny.<br />
Donny laughs.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Dating Mr. Simon is your best way<br />
in. Papi, you look nothing like<br />
your old self. Are you really<br />
Donald?<br />
DONNY<br />
Of course I am Donald. Who else<br />
would I be, you silly maid?<br />
Juan Pablo continues to dust, but glances at Donny as he sits<br />
at the computer.<br />
The doorbell RINGS. Donny looks at Juan Pablo.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
Are you going to get that?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
I am still just the housekeeper,<br />
papi, not the maid.<br />
Donny gets up, walks over to the door, opens it, and Jesus<br />
comes in. He checks out Donny in his towel.<br />
JESUS<br />
I am looking for Donald. I just got<br />
a tip that he lives here.<br />
Juan Pablo looks at Donny, who turns, and looks at Jesus.
31.<br />
DONNY<br />
Sorry, he does not live here any<br />
more.<br />
JESUS<br />
Do you have a forwarding address or<br />
a way I can contact him?<br />
Donny adjusts his towel.<br />
DONNY<br />
No, but what is this in reference<br />
to?<br />
JESUS<br />
I can only tell you that it is<br />
about a case I’ve been working on.<br />
Juan Pablo walks over to Donny and Jesus.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Is this about Mr. Snodgrass’ death?<br />
JESUS<br />
I can’t talk about it with you two.<br />
Jesus reaches in his pocket, pulls out a card, and hands it<br />
to Donny.<br />
JESUS (CONT’D)<br />
If you hear from Donald, have him<br />
call me.<br />
Jesus turns and walks out the door.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
You should have told him that<br />
you’re Donald to find out more<br />
about his investigation.<br />
Donny grabs Juan Pablo’s arm.<br />
DONNY<br />
No, he cannot know the truth and<br />
nobody can find out my true<br />
identity.<br />
Donny releases Juan Pablo’s arm.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
You sure are strong now, papi. I<br />
think you may have bruised me. I<br />
will have to charge you extra for<br />
that.
32.<br />
Donny walks to his bedroom door and leaves the room.<br />
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny stands up and looks down at Johnny, who lies nude in<br />
bed, with the blanket strewn across the floor. Donny searches<br />
around on the floor and picks up a pair of white briefs.<br />
Get out.<br />
DONNY<br />
Johnny jumps.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
We’re done, trick.<br />
Johnny stands and grabs his red underwear.<br />
I’m not.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
Johnny walks over and hugs Donny. Donny pushes him away.<br />
Johnny stumbles back.<br />
DONNY<br />
Leave! I got off, so now it’s time<br />
for you to go.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
Let’s take a shower together. You’d<br />
be surprised what I can do with a<br />
bar of soap.<br />
Donny picks up Johnny’s shirt and pants, and throws them to<br />
him. Johnny catches his pants, but his shirt falls to the<br />
floor.<br />
DONNY<br />
No shower, just get dressed and<br />
leave, trick.<br />
Johnny slips on his white tee-shirt that has Floppy Cock<br />
written across it.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
What’s your deal? All the guys in<br />
this town want me. Most pay big<br />
money for some of this.<br />
Johnny points to his body.
33.<br />
DONNY<br />
Well I had you and you left a bad<br />
taste in my mouth.<br />
Fuck you!<br />
JOHNNY<br />
DONNY<br />
You don’t live up to your<br />
reputation.<br />
Johnny walks over to Donny and pushes him. Donny spits on<br />
Johnny’s face. Johnny wipes his face with his hand.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
You’re going to wish you never did<br />
that, bitch.<br />
Johnny turns and storms out of the room. Donny takes a deep<br />
breath and runs both hands through his hair.<br />
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, DRESSING ROOM BATHROOM - DAY<br />
Donny has blue, latex gloves on both hands and a black bag.<br />
Donny uses the bottle of Visible Detection Paste, and rubs<br />
the gel all over the toilet seat.<br />
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, STRIPPER STAGE - DAY<br />
Donny puts Floc all over the floor of the stage, and around<br />
Johnny’s stripper pole.<br />
INT. JAVA BOYS COFFEE HOUSE - DAY<br />
Donny sits at a table and drinks a cup of coffee. Johnny<br />
comes in and sits at his table.<br />
DONNY<br />
What do you want, trick?<br />
Donny picks up his coffee and takes a drink. He puts the<br />
coffee cup down.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
You’re that beached whale who used<br />
to pay me for sex. You’re Donald. I<br />
had sex with him in your apartment.<br />
I thought I had been there before.<br />
Donny raises his eyebrows.
34.<br />
Donny stands.<br />
DONNY<br />
Do I look fat to you? Do I even<br />
look like him?<br />
JOHNNY<br />
I just know you’re him. I can’t<br />
wait to tell everyone that you’re<br />
the lard ass in Blaze’s video.<br />
DONNY<br />
Who’s going to believe a dirty,<br />
little whore like you?<br />
JOHNNY<br />
I am a Barbie.<br />
Johnny stands and pushes Donny. Donny falls back.<br />
JOHNNY (CONT’D)<br />
Nobody rejects me.<br />
Donny comes forward in front of Johnny.<br />
DONNY<br />
It didn’t feel very good to get<br />
rejected, did it, trick.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
You should talk. You’re still<br />
paying for sex. Can’t you find<br />
someone to have sex with you for<br />
free?<br />
Donny gets in Johnny’s face.<br />
DONNY<br />
Watch it, trick, you’re on thin<br />
ice.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
You should be scared, doughboy. The<br />
Barbies will run you out of this<br />
town.<br />
Donny picks up his cup of coffee and throws it on Johnny’s<br />
chest. Johnny steps back.<br />
Jesus enters.<br />
JOHNNY (CONT’D)<br />
It’s time for you to get a beat<br />
down, and not the kind you pay for.
35.<br />
JESUS<br />
Is there a problem, boys?<br />
JOHNNY<br />
No, just having coffee with an old<br />
friend.<br />
Jesus looks at the coffee stains on Johnny’s shirt.<br />
JESUS<br />
Looks to me like you’re wearing it.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
I’ve got a show to do.<br />
Johnny turns and walks away. Donny sits back down.<br />
Jesus goes over to Donny’s table.<br />
JESUS<br />
I’d stay away from that one.<br />
Donny looks at Jesus.<br />
DONNY<br />
Why is that?<br />
Jesus sits at the table.<br />
JESUS<br />
Look, I get it that you’re new<br />
here. That guy will bring you<br />
nothing but trouble, or an STD.<br />
Donny plays with his napkin.<br />
Donny stands up.<br />
DONNY<br />
What kind of guy should I go for,<br />
someone like you?<br />
JESUS<br />
Would that be such a bad idea?<br />
However, this is not about me. I am<br />
just trying to steer you in the<br />
right direction.<br />
DONNY<br />
Thanks for your advice. I know what<br />
I have to do now.<br />
Donny walks away. Jesus turns and watches him walk out the<br />
door.
36.<br />
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT<br />
Donny sits on a barstool. Jordan walks over.<br />
Donny smiles.<br />
JORDAN<br />
Hey, you want to hook up later?<br />
DONNY<br />
Maybe, let’s see how the night<br />
goes, hottie.<br />
JORDAN<br />
You on vacation or new to town?<br />
I’ve never seen you around here<br />
before.<br />
DONNY<br />
I little of both, actually.<br />
Jordan makes a drink and puts it in front of Donny.<br />
Jordan smiles.<br />
JORDAN<br />
I can show you around town and<br />
maybe even teach you a thing or two<br />
about the locals.<br />
DONNY<br />
Thanks just the same, but I didn’t<br />
order a drink.<br />
JORDAN<br />
It’s on the house. Think of it as a<br />
welcome gift from me to you.<br />
DONNY<br />
Aren’t you sweet. Thanks a lot.<br />
Donny picks up the drink and spills some of it on his shirt.<br />
Jordan rolls his eyes and walks away.<br />
Donny looks at the stage. A tall, thin, Asian man, FILBERT<br />
(30), comes on stage with torn blue jeans and no shirt on. He<br />
holds a gold microphone.<br />
FILBERT<br />
Please welcome to the stage, our<br />
star attraction, Johnny!<br />
Filbert steps back behind the red curtain as Johnny comes<br />
out. Johnny pulls down his pants and moons the audience.
37.<br />
Donny walks through the crowd that laughs at the outline of a<br />
purple, toilet seat on Johnny’s ass. Johnny looks at his ass,<br />
slips, and falls head first into the stripper pole.<br />
EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT<br />
Donny stands in the crowd and watches as the paramedics wheel<br />
Johnny, who is not responsive, into an ambulance and drive<br />
away. Donny bumps into Simon.<br />
DONNY<br />
Sorry, dude.<br />
Simon adjusts his black, horn-rim glasses.<br />
SIMON<br />
I’m not. Bumping into you is the<br />
best thing that’s happened to me<br />
tonight.<br />
Donny runs his hands through his hair.<br />
SIMON (CONT’D)<br />
You want to go to my place for a<br />
drink?<br />
DONNY<br />
I’m not that easy. Maybe for just<br />
one drink.<br />
Simon removes his glasses.<br />
SIMON<br />
Everyone’s easy in this town.<br />
You’re in the Island City. Sexual<br />
desire is pumped into the air here.<br />
Simon takes Donny’s hand.<br />
INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny stands in an all white room with white furniture and<br />
fixtures. Simon walks over and hands him a drink.<br />
DONNY<br />
You like white?<br />
SIMON<br />
It’s minimalist dear. You know,<br />
like art on a blank canvas.
38.<br />
Donny takes a sip of the drink. Simon walks over to the<br />
stereo and puts on some SOFT MUSIC.<br />
Donny puts his drink on the end table. Donny walks over to<br />
the stereo then stands behind Simon.<br />
DONNY<br />
What other music have you got?<br />
Simon turns, and kisses Donny. Donny pulls away.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
Hey, I’m not some trick.<br />
SIMON<br />
No, you’re not. If you play your<br />
cards right though, you can become<br />
one of us.<br />
Donny gets close to Simon.<br />
Who’s us?<br />
DONNY<br />
Simon strokes Donny’s cheek.<br />
SIMON<br />
Only the most exclusive group of<br />
men who rule this town.<br />
DONNY<br />
What do I have to do to join?<br />
SIMON<br />
To start with, have sex with me.<br />
Donny grabs Simon. They kiss. Donny pulls off Simon’s shirt.<br />
He sucks Simon’s nipples. Donny gets on his knees and undoes<br />
Simon’s pants.<br />
DONNY<br />
Is this the start of my membership?<br />
SIMON<br />
We’ll see.<br />
INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, MASTER BATHROOM - DAY<br />
Simon shaves at his black marble vanity. Donny showers behind<br />
him in an all-glass shower.
39.<br />
SIMON<br />
I want you to meet the others<br />
today.<br />
Others?<br />
DONNY<br />
Simon shaves the right side of his face.<br />
SIMON<br />
The Barbies, the group I told you<br />
about.<br />
Donny rinses the soap from his body. He puts some shampoo in<br />
the palm of his hands.<br />
DONNY<br />
Sure, but how should I act?<br />
Simon bends over and turns the water on. He washes off the<br />
leftover shaving cream from his face. He stands and looks at<br />
himself in the mirror.<br />
SIMON<br />
Just be yourself.<br />
Donny rinses the shampoo out of his blond hair.<br />
DONNY<br />
Can you come do my back?<br />
Simon turns and drops his towel to the floor. He opens the<br />
glass door to the shower. Donny hands Simon a blue bar of<br />
soap.<br />
Simon scrubs Donny’s back.<br />
SIMON<br />
You didn’t get enough last night?<br />
Donny turns and kisses Simon.<br />
INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, DINING ROOM - DAY<br />
Donny sits at the table. Juan Pablo comes in and carries a<br />
tray of fruits and orange juice. Juan Pablo puts the fruits<br />
and orange juice down in front of Donny.<br />
DONNY<br />
I thought you were only a<br />
housekeeper and did not do this<br />
sort of service?
40.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
I am the maid here, papi.<br />
Simon wears a white robe with white slippers. He sits next to<br />
Donny and kisses his cheek. Simon looks at Juan Pablo.<br />
SIMON<br />
That’s all for now. You can clean<br />
up the master bath though. We made<br />
a mess in there.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
I bet! Clean this, get that, that’s<br />
all you ever talk about. You never<br />
ask me how I am or anything else.<br />
SIMON<br />
Did you say something, Juan Pablo?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
No, Mr. Simon.<br />
Juan Pablo leaves the room. Simon and Donny eat their<br />
breakfast.<br />
Rickey enters. He wears white, cut off jeans and a blue, cut<br />
off shirt.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Did you hear about Johnny’s<br />
condition?<br />
SIMON<br />
How did you get in here?<br />
Donny picks up his orange juice and drinks it.<br />
RICKEY<br />
I used the key you gave me.<br />
SIMON<br />
Leave that key before you go.<br />
Rickey puts the key on the table.<br />
SIMON (CONT’D)<br />
So tell me about Johnny.<br />
RICKEY<br />
He is in a coma.<br />
Simon wipes his mouth.
41.<br />
SIMON<br />
What this time, one too many<br />
tricks? Well, too bad. So sad to<br />
hear it, but come on, he has one<br />
foot in the gutter already.<br />
Rickey looks at Donny.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Who’s this?<br />
SIMON<br />
Mind your manners, young man. This<br />
is Donny.<br />
Donny looks at Rickey and nods. Donny puts his hand out to<br />
give Rickey a handshake. Rickey ignores Donny.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Are you taking him to Blaze’s<br />
barbecue today?<br />
Yes.<br />
Whatever!<br />
Watch it!<br />
SIMON<br />
RICKEY<br />
SIMON<br />
Rickey puts his hands on his hips and stares at Donny.<br />
RICKEY<br />
It’s a pleasure to meet you. Donny,<br />
is it?<br />
Donny picks up a white napkin and wipes his mouth.<br />
DONNY<br />
Yes, that’s my name.<br />
Rickey ignores Donny.<br />
SIMON<br />
Don’t you need to go now? I am sure<br />
Blaze needs your help getting the<br />
barbecue ready.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Good luck, Donny. You’re going to<br />
need it.
42.<br />
Rickey turns and leaves. Simon bends over and kisses Donny on<br />
the cheek.<br />
SIMON<br />
Don’t let him upset you. He just<br />
feels threatened by you.<br />
Why?<br />
DONNY<br />
SIMON<br />
He just does. He’s just a silly<br />
boy.<br />
Simon drinks his orange juice. Donny eats his bowl of fruit.<br />
Fruit falls into Donny’s lap.<br />
EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY<br />
Donny walks hand and hand with Simon. He has on a black<br />
Speedo, and Simon a red Speedo. They walk over to Blaze who<br />
has on a white Speedo and three gold chains around his neck.<br />
SIMON<br />
This is Donny.<br />
Blaze turns and lifts his white sunglasses.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Impressive.<br />
Donny and Blaze shake hands.<br />
DONNY<br />
Simon talks highly of you.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Really? Well he just texted me all<br />
about you.<br />
Simon puts his arm around Donny.<br />
SIMON<br />
He wants to become a Barbie.<br />
Blaze walks over to the pool and looks at Rickey as he lies<br />
on a float, glistening in the hot sun, in a yellow Speedo.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Sweetie, we don’t just let anyone<br />
join our little family.
43.<br />
SIMON<br />
He belongs with us.<br />
Blaze turns. Rickey rolls off the float and swims over to the<br />
edge of the pool.<br />
DONNY<br />
I really want to be part of the<br />
family.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Everyone in this town wants to be<br />
one of us.<br />
Rickey gets out of the pool, walks over to Blaze, and looks<br />
at Donny.<br />
RICKEY<br />
What does he have to do to become<br />
part of the family?<br />
Hector comes up in a thong. He walks over to Blaze.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Bro, let me do his initiation. I’d<br />
like to mess up that blond hair.<br />
BLAZE<br />
No, no, I think he’d enjoy that too<br />
much.<br />
Donny looks at Simon.<br />
DONNY<br />
What’s he talking about? You never<br />
mentioned that there is some kind<br />
of initiation.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Yes, Simon always skips over that<br />
part. Don’t you Simon?<br />
HECTOR<br />
Simon is our best recruiter.<br />
Simon looks at the Spanish floor tile, and then at Donny.<br />
SIMON<br />
Sorry about that, babe. But Blaze,<br />
he does not need to prove himself.<br />
Blaze walks over to Simon and strokes his cheek.
44.<br />
BLAZE<br />
I’m the leader, darling. I decide<br />
who stays and who goes.<br />
DONNY<br />
No, I don’t want to perform some<br />
random act to prove myself.<br />
Juan Pablo comes out nude and carries a tray of Sushi. Donny<br />
reaches out to get one, Blaze grabs his hand.<br />
BLAZE<br />
If you’re not going to play by our<br />
rules, then you can leave now. This<br />
is a private event.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Yeah, private, bro!<br />
Rickey walks over to the pool, jumps in the water, swims to<br />
his float, and climbs on it.<br />
SIMON<br />
Come on Blaze, don’t be such a<br />
bitch.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Dear, dear, foolish Simon. You know<br />
you will be bored with him in a<br />
week.<br />
Donny steps back. Juan Pablo walks over to Donny.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Just do what they want, papi, or<br />
you will never be able to be in the<br />
inner circle.<br />
DONNY<br />
You’re the maid here too? How many<br />
jobs do you have?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Just do what Mr. Blaze wants or<br />
your plan ends now.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Hey maid, get me a drink.<br />
Juan Pablo puts the tray down and goes over to the bar. He<br />
gives Hector the finger as his back is turned to him.<br />
Donny walks over to Blaze.
45.<br />
DONNY<br />
Okay. I will play by your rules.<br />
SIMON<br />
You don’t have to. I will keep<br />
seeing you if you’re not part of<br />
the family.<br />
Blaze takes Donny’s hand and leads him into the house. Donny<br />
turns his head and looks back at Simon.<br />
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, HALLWAY - DAY<br />
Blaze points to a red door.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Go in that room where Bear and his<br />
Cubs are playing and join in. If<br />
Bear likes you, you’re in.<br />
DONNY<br />
But I am not into bears or group<br />
sex.<br />
BLAZE<br />
I could tell that, but this is your<br />
test. Take it or run home and cry<br />
into your pillow.<br />
Donny turns the door handle as he looks back at Blaze.<br />
DONNY<br />
Why are you such a bitch?<br />
BLAZE<br />
It’s who I am, sweetie. Get used to<br />
it.<br />
DONNY<br />
What happened in your childhood to<br />
make you this way?<br />
BLAZE<br />
I didn’t have a childhood. I was<br />
born this way.<br />
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SEX ROOM - DAY<br />
Donny enters the room. Bear lies on a king size bed with FOUR<br />
YOUNG NUDE BOYS (CUBS) around him. He looks at Donny.
46.<br />
BEAR<br />
Lose the suit and join me and my<br />
Cubs.<br />
Donny removes his suit, walks over to the bed, and Bear<br />
reaches his hand out. Donny takes Bear’s hand and Bear pulls<br />
him onto the bed.<br />
Donny kisses Bear. The Cubs kiss Donny and lick him all over<br />
his body.<br />
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, KITCHEN - DAY<br />
Juan Pablo puts three pitchers of beer on a cart. Donny walks<br />
over and drops his towel. Donny urinates into each pitcher.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Papi, you’re bad.<br />
Donny picks up his towel and wraps it around his waist.<br />
DONNY<br />
It’s time for payback.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Are you sure that they won’t find<br />
out?<br />
DONNY<br />
They won’t. Put more ice in and<br />
stir it.<br />
Donny leaves the kitchen.<br />
EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY<br />
Donny comes out of the house. He walks over to Simon who<br />
grabs him and hugs him.<br />
DONNY<br />
I think I am going to be sick.<br />
Donny steps back. Blaze comes out with Rickey.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You passed! It wasn’t that bad, was<br />
it? I have steel wool if you need<br />
it.<br />
SIMON<br />
See, you’re one of us now.
47.<br />
DONNY<br />
I need another shower to get that<br />
man’s smell off of me.<br />
Simon grabs Donny and kisses him.<br />
Juan Pablo comes out with the pitchers of beer on a cart.<br />
Hector swims to the pool ladder and runs over to the beer. He<br />
pours beer in his glass.<br />
Rickey walks over and grabs a glass. Hector takes a drink.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Blaze, bro, where did you get this?<br />
It has a familiar taste to it.<br />
Donny steps back and laughs.<br />
SIMON<br />
What’s so funny, babe?<br />
Rickey takes a drink.<br />
RICKEY<br />
You’re right. I’ve tasted this<br />
somewhere before, but I just can’t<br />
place where.<br />
Donny falls into Simon’s arms and laughs hysterically. Simon<br />
looks at Blaze.<br />
SIMON<br />
I told you, Blaze. Sex with Bear<br />
was more than he could handle.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Don’t be such a drama queen!<br />
Bear walks out in a white towel that barely fits around him.<br />
His Cubs follow. Bear grabs a glass of beer and drinks it.<br />
BEAR<br />
This is good. I love that odd<br />
taste, but can’t place it.<br />
Donny laughs louder. The Cubs all take a glass.<br />
Simon takes Donny into the house.<br />
Jammer comes out of the house. Blaze walks over to him. He<br />
waves his hand at Hector, who joins them.
48.<br />
BLAZE<br />
That Donny, I think I’ve seen him<br />
before, but I can’t place where or<br />
when.<br />
JAMMER<br />
I will check him out when I get<br />
back from my business trip.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Good. Hector, in the meantime, I<br />
want you to get close to him and<br />
find out any information you can.<br />
Hector puts his arm around Blaze. He takes a drink of beer.<br />
HECTOR<br />
You’re going to pay me my usual<br />
fee?<br />
BLAZE<br />
Of course, sweetie. Do whatever you<br />
have to.<br />
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SCREENING ROOM - DAY<br />
Simon and Donny sit on a long, black, leather sofa. An eighty<br />
inch flat screen television takes up the wall.<br />
DONNY<br />
Blaze must watch a lot of movies in<br />
here.<br />
SIMON<br />
No, this is where he watches porn.<br />
He heads a studio that films and<br />
produces them for him.<br />
DONNY<br />
So, it’s a porn studio then?<br />
Simon puts his arm around Donny.<br />
SIMON<br />
Yes, but don’t worry, he’s not<br />
going to film us. You’re one of us<br />
now and he will respect that.<br />
Simon kisses Donny. Donny pulls away.<br />
DONNY<br />
So he does amateur porn films as<br />
well?
49.<br />
SIMON<br />
I don’t really know. Blaze’s<br />
business is private.<br />
Simon kisses Donny’s neck.<br />
DONNY<br />
I want to know all about you and<br />
the Barbies.<br />
Simon looks at Donny.<br />
SIMON<br />
In good time. I am going to Cuba<br />
for business in a few days, but the<br />
guys will take good care of you.<br />
DONNY<br />
What does that mean?<br />
SIMON<br />
Once you date one of us, you date<br />
all of us.<br />
Simon kisses Donny, pulls Donny’s towel off, and throws it<br />
across the room. The towel hits the television.<br />
INT. WILTON MANORS GENERAL HOSPITAL, JOHNNY’S ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny enters and sees Johnny with several IV tubes and<br />
monitors that surround him. Donny closes the curtain, takes<br />
out a syringe, and puts it down on the tray table.<br />
DONNY<br />
You can never wake up and expose<br />
me, trick.<br />
Donny looks at the syringe and then looks at Johnny.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
You deserve to die, trick, for all<br />
your crimes, but... I just can’t do<br />
it.<br />
Donny opens the curtains and leaves the room.<br />
A MAN IN PINK SCRUBS (23), walks in the room. He takes the<br />
syringe from the tray table and injects Johnny’s IV bag. The<br />
man leaves the room as the medical alarms on Johnny’s<br />
monitors go off.
50.<br />
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT<br />
The bar is full of shirtless men in shorts. Donny has on<br />
tight, blue jeans with no shirt. Blaze comes over to him in<br />
tight, white shorts. Blaze pulls out a couple of cards.<br />
DONNY<br />
What are these?<br />
BLAZE<br />
I made an appointment for you with<br />
my hair stylist. You need to get<br />
the color right and get a better<br />
cut.<br />
DONNY<br />
I spent a lot of money to look this<br />
way.<br />
Donny runs his hands through his hair.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Well, you need to be perfect,<br />
because everyone judges us.<br />
Blaze points to the crowd in the bar.<br />
BLAZE (CONT’D)<br />
Also, I made an appointment for you<br />
with my dentist, so you can have<br />
your teeth whitened.<br />
Simon comes over in a pair of green, biker shorts.<br />
SIMON<br />
Hey babe, you look hot!<br />
Simon kisses Donny. Blaze rolls his eyes.<br />
DONNY<br />
Well, Blaze thinks otherwise.<br />
SIMON<br />
What do you mean, babe?<br />
Donny shows Simon the appointment cards.<br />
SIMON (CONT’D)<br />
Hey, it’s just to make you look<br />
your best, babe.<br />
Jordan comes over and hands Simon a drink.<br />
Blaze puts his arm around Donny.
51.<br />
BLAZE<br />
All the Barbies have to look their<br />
best, sweetie.<br />
Casio walks over to Blaze and gets into Blaze’s face.<br />
Blaze steps back.<br />
CASIO<br />
Don’t mess with us Bronies again!<br />
BLAZE<br />
Don’t threaten me, you horse<br />
fucker!<br />
Simon gets between them and pushes Donny aside.<br />
CASIO<br />
You mess with us again, and you and<br />
your little Barbies will pay.<br />
Casio shoves Simon out of the way.<br />
BLAZE<br />
I thought you Bronies were all<br />
about love and friendship?<br />
CASIO<br />
We are, but when you mess with one<br />
of us, you mess with all of us.<br />
Casio walks away through the crowd.<br />
SIMON<br />
I told you not to mess with them.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Really? You’re afraid of some guys<br />
that worship a cartoon horse?<br />
SIMON<br />
You should be. They also have power<br />
in this town.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Not as much as we do.<br />
Simon reaches for Donny’s hand and pulls him over to him.<br />
SIMON<br />
Just keep them off limits with the<br />
games you play.
52.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Will do, sweetie.<br />
Simon kisses Donny on the cheek.<br />
SIMON<br />
Are you okay?<br />
DONNY<br />
Yeah, I’m okay. That guy is scary<br />
though.<br />
SIMON<br />
Let me put it this way, he’s not<br />
put together all that well.<br />
Donny squeezes Simon’s hand. Donny looks at Casio as he<br />
dances with the rest of the Bronies on the dance floor.<br />
DONNY<br />
I thought the Bronies had their own<br />
club to dance at?<br />
SIMON<br />
They do. Crashing ours is their way<br />
of warning us to stay away.<br />
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, MEN’S ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny stands in front of the mirror and dries his hands.<br />
Casio walks in and stands behind him.<br />
CASIO<br />
You’re not really one of them, are<br />
you?<br />
DONNY<br />
Yes I am. I am a Barbie.<br />
Casio grabs Donny’s shoulder and turns him. Casio gets closer<br />
to Donny and their bodies touch.<br />
CASIO<br />
I can tell you hate them, just as<br />
much as I do.<br />
Donny caresses Casio’s chest.<br />
DONNY<br />
I don’t know what you are talking<br />
about.
53.<br />
Casio takes Donny in his arms and they kiss. Casio’s hands<br />
slide down to Donny’s jeans. Donny pushes Casio away.<br />
CASIO<br />
We can destroy them together.<br />
DONNY<br />
Why would I want to destroy them?<br />
They are my friends.<br />
Donny walks to the bathroom door.<br />
CASIO<br />
They are friends to nobody. They<br />
will use you up and then throw you<br />
away. Your secret is safe with me.<br />
Donny turns and looks at Casio.<br />
DONNY<br />
What secret?<br />
Casio walks over to Donny and whispers in his ear.<br />
CASIO<br />
I can help you. We are brothers and<br />
together we can make them pay.<br />
Casio kisses the back of Donny’s neck. Casio grabs Donny and<br />
pulls him into the stall.<br />
CASIO (CONT’D)<br />
Get on your knees and join us.<br />
Casio undoes his pants. Donny pulls them down and laughs at<br />
Casio’s My Little Pony underwear. Donny stands.<br />
DONNY<br />
No, I don’t need your help this<br />
bad.<br />
Casio grabs Donny and kisses him. Donny pushes him away.<br />
CASIO<br />
Come on, my brother, let’s finish<br />
what we started.<br />
Casio looks down at his groin. Donny walks out of the stall<br />
and exits the bathroom.<br />
INT. WILTON MANORS POLICE STATION, JESUS’ OFFICE - DAY<br />
Jesus sits at a metal desk and looks at his computer screen.
54.<br />
MUFFY (36), enters. She wears a blue, police uniform and her<br />
black hair is tied back. She drops a file on Jesus’ desk.<br />
JESUS<br />
What’s this?<br />
MUFFY<br />
That stripper who fell on stage is<br />
in a coma and now someone tried to<br />
kill him.<br />
Jesus grabs the file.<br />
JESUS<br />
Someone injected Pentobarbital in<br />
his IV bag.<br />
MUFFY<br />
Poor guy, and now he’s on a<br />
respirator. Sounds like someone<br />
does not want him to wake up.<br />
Muffy walks over behind Jesus and rubs his shoulders.<br />
JESUS<br />
That feels good!<br />
Muffy reaches her hand down his chest.<br />
MUFFY<br />
So muscular!<br />
JESUS<br />
Hey, stop that.<br />
Jesus pushes her hands off of his chest.<br />
JESUS (CONT’D)<br />
Yeah, I’ve got to find out who and<br />
why someone wants this guy dead.<br />
Jesus stands, walks over to his small, office window and<br />
looks out on the Drive.<br />
JESUS (CONT’D)<br />
This guy has a long rap sheet for<br />
drugs and hustling. I am sure he’s<br />
made some enemies in his travels.<br />
Muffy licks her lips as she stares at Jesus.
55.<br />
EXT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME - NIGHT<br />
Donny walks through Bear’s yard. He walks up the wooden steps<br />
to the small deck and KNOCKS on the door.<br />
Casio stands shirtless in the distance.<br />
Bear opens the door in dirty underwear. Donny walks inside.<br />
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny looks around the living room that is full of old,<br />
broken furniture. Donny takes his shirt off. Bear walks over<br />
and twists Donny’s nipples.<br />
BEAR<br />
I am surprised that you called me.<br />
You didn’t seem to enjoy our last<br />
hookup.<br />
Bear releases Donny’s nipples. Donny rubs Bear’s fat, hairy<br />
chest.<br />
DONNY<br />
No, that’s not it; I just wanted<br />
you all to myself.<br />
Donny kisses Bear on the lips and then their tongues touch.<br />
Donny grabs Bear’s fat ass. Bear kisses Donny’s neck.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
Let’s go into the bedroom.<br />
Bear pulls away and points to a hallway.<br />
BEAR<br />
Better yet, you go to my bear room,<br />
and get naked and I will meet up<br />
with you shortly.<br />
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BEAR ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny walks into the small room where a full size bed has no<br />
sheet on it, just a pillow. Donny pulls out a condom, and<br />
puts it on the nightstand.<br />
Donny kicks off his shoes, takes off his pants, and<br />
underwear. He lies nude on the dirty mattress.<br />
The door opens and Bear enters. He takes off his dirty, white<br />
underwear and throws them in Donny’s face.
56.<br />
BEAR<br />
Smell them! Smell Bear!<br />
Donny smells the underwear. Bear climbs onto the bed, on top<br />
of Donny, and they kiss. Donny runs his hands across Bear’s<br />
body. Bear then grabs Donny and puts him on all fours.<br />
BEAR (CONT’D)<br />
Don’t move. You know you want it,<br />
boy.<br />
DONNY<br />
Yeah, give it to me, daddy.<br />
Bear slaps Donny’s ass. He grabs a bottle of BOY BUTTER and<br />
puts it on Donny’s ass. Bear grabs the condom. He rips it<br />
open and places it on his hard member.<br />
Take me!<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
Bear penetrates Donny, but then he pulls out.<br />
Donny turns.<br />
BEAR<br />
It’s burning!<br />
DONNY<br />
What’s burning, daddy?<br />
Donny gets off the bed.<br />
BEAR<br />
My pork sausage. It’s on fire.<br />
Bear pulls off the condom and throws it on the floor.<br />
BEAR (CONT’D)<br />
I am not playing. It feels like<br />
it’s on fire. Ouch!<br />
Bear runs out of the room.<br />
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BATHROOM - NIGHT<br />
Bear reaches into the dirty shower, turns on the water, walks<br />
in, and then rinses off his burning sausage. He then takes a<br />
dry bar of soap, with pubic hair stuck to it, and cleans it.<br />
Donny enters the bathroom and gets into the shower.
57.<br />
DONNY<br />
Feel better, daddy?<br />
BEAR<br />
What the hell did you do?<br />
Donny takes the soap from Bear and scrubs Bear’s hairy back.<br />
DONNY<br />
Me, I didn’t do anything. I wanted<br />
you to take me, but then you<br />
stopped.<br />
Bear turns around and grabs Donny. Donny drops the soap.<br />
BEAR<br />
No, that condom wasn’t mine. You<br />
brought it here. You must have done<br />
something with it to make it burn<br />
me like that.<br />
DONNY<br />
No, I don’t know what made that<br />
happen to you. I still want you<br />
though, daddy.<br />
Bear pushes Donny against the back of the shower.<br />
BEAR<br />
Blaze is right. There is something<br />
about you that’s just not right.<br />
Bear raises his right hand and slaps Donny’s face. Donny<br />
pushes Bear and Bear slips on the soap on the bottom of the<br />
shower. He falls back THUD.<br />
Donny jumps out of the shower. He looks at Bear’s body on the<br />
floor of the shower. Donny picks up a dirty towel and dries<br />
himself off.<br />
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BEAR ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny walks in, puts on his underwear, his pants, then his<br />
shoes. His cell phone RINGS, he looks at the screen, but he<br />
does not answer it. He proceeds to the living room.<br />
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny walks through the living room, puts his shirt on, grabs<br />
a dirty rag from the floor, turns the front door handle, and<br />
leaves.
58.<br />
EXT. BEARS’S MOBILE HOME - NIGHT<br />
Casio comes out and walks up to Bear’s front door. Casio<br />
turns the handle and walks inside.<br />
INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, BATHROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny soaks in a bubble bath. He takes the washrag and scrubs<br />
his arms. The bathroom door opens.<br />
Hector walks in the room in white brief underwear.<br />
DONNY<br />
What are you doing here?<br />
Hector stands over the bathtub.<br />
HECTOR<br />
I was working out, bro.<br />
DONNY<br />
Where’s Simon?<br />
HECTOR<br />
He’s in Cuba, bro. He asked me to<br />
keep you company.<br />
Hector pulls down his underwear.<br />
DONNY<br />
What are you doing?<br />
HECTOR<br />
Bro, I want to clean up.<br />
DONNY<br />
I will be done in a few. It will be<br />
all yours then.<br />
Hector takes his underwear off.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Let’s save time. Simon told me to<br />
make you happy, bro.<br />
Hector climbs into the tub. Donny approaches him to kiss.<br />
HECTOR (CONT’D)<br />
I don’t kiss on the mouth. I’m<br />
straight, bro.<br />
Hector stands up and the bubbles cover him. Donny grabs him<br />
and pulls him back into the tub.
59.<br />
DONNY<br />
Come on, I’ve never done it with a<br />
straight boy.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Oh no? Straight boys do it better,<br />
bro.<br />
Water from the bathtub spills onto the floor.<br />
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT<br />
Blaze wears plaid, board shorts and stands against the bar.<br />
He sips on his drink as Hector and Donny walk in.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Are you ready for the shoot<br />
tomorrow?<br />
Donny looks at Hector.<br />
Shoot?<br />
DONNY<br />
BLAZE<br />
Didn’t Hector tell you? He works<br />
for my porn studio. He does all my<br />
straight boy videos.<br />
HECTOR<br />
I am a plumber for most of the<br />
year, and then I come here and make<br />
some films to earn enough money to<br />
support my family.<br />
Jordan brings Hector a shot glass.<br />
DONNY<br />
Family? You’re married?<br />
Blaze walks over to Donny.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Isn’t it a shame? He has a wife and<br />
kids.<br />
Hector drinks the shot and SLAMS the glass down.<br />
Donny turns and signals Jordan at the bar. Jordan brings<br />
Donny a shot.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Where’s Bear tonight?
60.<br />
BLAZE<br />
He told me he was going to be late,<br />
since he has a hot ass to tap.<br />
Donny turns. He drinks his shot.<br />
DONNY<br />
Late for what?<br />
BLAZE<br />
A little game I am going to play.<br />
Blaze points to MASON (30), a tall man, with long, blond<br />
hair, and a tattoo sleeve of My Little Pony on his right arm.<br />
HECTOR<br />
That’s the guy you want me to play<br />
the game with, bro?<br />
Jordan refills Hector’s shot glass.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Yes that one, sweetie.<br />
Hector drinks his shot and SLAMS the glass down on the bar.<br />
Hector walks over to the blond.<br />
Donny turns toward Blaze.<br />
DONNY<br />
What are you up to?<br />
BLAZE<br />
Saving that poor guy from getting<br />
married.<br />
DONNY<br />
Isn’t he a Brony?<br />
BLAZE<br />
Don’t worry. I can handle the<br />
Bronies.<br />
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, GUEST ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Mason lies in bed. Hector, climbs over his body.<br />
MASON<br />
I am getting married, I can’t. I<br />
shouldn’t be here.<br />
Hector licks Mason’s armpit.
61.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Do you want me to stop?<br />
Mason grabs Hector and pulls him closer to his body.<br />
MASON<br />
No. I can’t resist you. I’ve never<br />
done it with a straight boy.<br />
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SMALL ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Blaze adjusts the video camera as Donny stands behind him.<br />
DONNY<br />
Why are you doing this?<br />
BLAZE<br />
The Bronies don’t need to marry.<br />
That group is weird enough already.<br />
DONNY<br />
Have you ever loved someone?<br />
BLAZE<br />
No, love is something made up. Only<br />
fools like you and the Bronies<br />
believe in it.<br />
DONNY<br />
Come on, I want to find love. I<br />
want the white picket fence too,<br />
maybe even some kids.<br />
Blaze turns and caresses Donny’s face.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You won't get that from Simon. When<br />
he comes back, you will be old news<br />
to him.<br />
DONNY<br />
What do you mean?<br />
BLAZE<br />
I hope I did not make a mistake in<br />
making you one of us.<br />
Blaze turns and watches Mason and Hector.<br />
DONNY<br />
Simon’s not going to like you<br />
messing with the Bronies.
62.<br />
BLAZE<br />
I do what I want. I own this town<br />
and that little shit, Casio, needs<br />
to know about it.<br />
Donny turns, opens the door, and leaves the room.<br />
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, LIVING ROOM - DAY<br />
A nude Juan Pablo cries as two police officers stand next to<br />
him. Jesus walks in. Muffy walks over to him.<br />
JESUS<br />
What do we have here?<br />
MUFFY<br />
Looks like this guy slipped in the<br />
shower, hit his head, and died.<br />
JESUS<br />
So, why am I here?<br />
MUFFY<br />
We think he was not alone. CSI<br />
found a used condom.<br />
Juan Pablo walks over to them.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
It’s strange, because Bear only<br />
showers on Sundays.<br />
JESUS<br />
So you’re telling me he showered<br />
only once a week?<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Yes, his Cubs like his body odor,<br />
so it was, how you might say, his<br />
mating call.<br />
JESUS<br />
Okay, Muffy have CSI send their<br />
findings to my office and put a<br />
towel around that guy.<br />
Jesus walks to the bathroom door and sees the body in the<br />
tub. Dried blood is on the tiles where Bear’s head hit.
63.<br />
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BATHROOM - DAY<br />
Jesus enters and looks around the bathroom. He studies the<br />
cracked, bloody tiles.<br />
JESUS<br />
Muffy, come in here.<br />
Muffy enters the bathroom.<br />
JESUS (CONT’D)<br />
I think you’re right. He wasn’t<br />
alone. Look, he was facing away<br />
from the showerhead. Look at where<br />
his head hit the tiles.<br />
Muffy looks at the shower tiles.<br />
MUFFY<br />
You’re right.<br />
JESUS<br />
I think he may have been pushed or<br />
someone pounded his head into the<br />
wall. This could be murder.<br />
INT. CHAPEL OF THE NAKED SOUL - DAY<br />
Donny walks in with his black suit on. He sits in the front<br />
row next to Hector, Rickey, and Blaze.<br />
Bear, in his open coffin, wears blue overalls. Thirty young<br />
men wear cut off overalls and surround his coffin. They all<br />
sob.<br />
Blaze gets up to the podium.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Bear was a good friend. We will<br />
miss him greatly, and I know his<br />
Cubs will mourn their great loss.<br />
Six of the young men pick up Bear’s coffin and carry it up<br />
the aisle as the other young men follow.<br />
Hector turns to Donny.<br />
HECTOR<br />
You want to hook up, bro?<br />
DONNY<br />
Now? We are at a funeral to honor<br />
Bear, not to cruise.
64.<br />
Donny stands and walks up the aisle.<br />
EXT. CHAPEL OF THE NAKED SOUL - DAY<br />
Donny watches as the Cubs put Bear’s coffin into the hearse.<br />
Jesus walks over to Donny.<br />
JESUS<br />
Have you heard from Donald?<br />
DONNY<br />
No, I really don’t know the guy.<br />
JESUS<br />
You knew this guy?<br />
DONNY<br />
Kinda, he was a friend of a friend.<br />
You?<br />
Jesus scratches his head.<br />
JESUS<br />
I am investigating his death.<br />
DONNY<br />
I was told that he fell in the<br />
shower.<br />
JESUS<br />
I think that he wasn’t alone.<br />
Donny sweats. Hector comes out and walks over to Donny.<br />
DONNY<br />
Hector, lets go back to my place.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Okay bro, let’s party Bear style.<br />
Jesus grabs Donny’s arm.<br />
JESUS<br />
I’d like to talk to you about Bear.<br />
DONNY<br />
Sure, call me.<br />
Donny walks away with Hector. He turns and looks at Jesus.<br />
Jesus’ cell phone RINGS.
65.<br />
JESUS<br />
(on phone)<br />
Yeah, Muffy. I will be right there.<br />
Jesus puts the cell phone in his coat pocket. He opens the<br />
door to his black BMW, gets in, and drives away.<br />
INT. WILTON MANORS POLICE STATION, JESUS’ OFFICE - DAY<br />
Muffy enters the office and hands Jesus a file.<br />
JESUS<br />
Spearmint oil was in the condom<br />
they found? So why is that so<br />
important?<br />
MUFFY<br />
When you add this oil to any<br />
lubricator, it will heat up. So<br />
Bear’s penis felt as if it were on<br />
fire.<br />
Jesus walks over to his desk and falls back in his chair.<br />
JESUS<br />
So that’s why Bear took the early<br />
shower. He was washing it off.<br />
Muffy walks over to the desk and puts both hands on it.<br />
Muffy steps back.<br />
MUFFY<br />
Whoever was with Bear wanted to<br />
hurt him.<br />
JESUS<br />
This person must have gotten into<br />
the shower with him and then pushed<br />
him causing the slip and fall.<br />
MUFFY<br />
Can I assist you in questioning<br />
those Cubs? One of them must have<br />
had an ax to grind.<br />
Jesus leans back in his chair.<br />
JESUS<br />
Sure, I’m going to need all the<br />
help I can get, in getting<br />
information from those boys.
66.<br />
EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY<br />
Blaze and Rickey come out of the pool. Hector walks over to<br />
them.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Did you find out anything?<br />
HECTOR<br />
Can I get a drink first, bro?<br />
Blaze turns to Rickey.<br />
Rickey walks over to the outdoor bar, bends down, takes a<br />
glass, fills it with ice, and then pours Vodka. He walks over<br />
to Hector and hands it to him.<br />
HECTOR (CONT’D)<br />
I can’t find out anything, bro. He<br />
seems like a normal, or whatever<br />
you might like to call, a normal<br />
guy.<br />
Hector gulps his Vodka, hands the glass back to Rickey, and<br />
points to it to get him some more.<br />
HECTOR (CONT’D)<br />
I’ll tell you one thing; he’s good<br />
at the old in and out. You should<br />
put him in a porn film with me.<br />
Blaze nods his head no.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Find out where he grew up, where he<br />
went to school, and who his last<br />
boyfriend was.<br />
Rickey comes over with a full glass. Hector drinks it and<br />
hands it back to Rickey.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Sure, but you got my money now,<br />
bro?<br />
BLAZE<br />
Come in the house and I will pay<br />
you, but I want something personal<br />
from you, before Simon gets back.<br />
Blaze and Hector walk into the house and Rickey follows.<br />
Juan Pablo stands nude in the shadows.
67.<br />
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SCREENING ROOM - DAY<br />
Blaze hands Hector his money. Hector counts the money and<br />
puts it in his shorts.<br />
Hector falls back onto the black leather sofa.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You want to see the cover to your<br />
new DVD?<br />
HECTOR<br />
Nope bro, as long as I get paid, I<br />
don’t care.<br />
Blaze sits next to Hector.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You’re so fucking good in it. I<br />
don’t get how you’re married.<br />
Rickey walks in. He sits next to Hector opposite Blaze.<br />
HECTOR<br />
I like pussy first, you guys<br />
second.<br />
Rickey rubs Hector’s chest. Hector looks at Rickey, takes his<br />
shirt off, and throws it across the room. Rickey licks<br />
Hector’s chest.<br />
Blaze runs his hands down to Hector’s shorts. Hector extends<br />
his head back.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Let’s all have some fun, straight<br />
boy.<br />
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT<br />
The BANG of a fist is heard on Donny’s front door. Donny runs<br />
to the front door. He opens the door, and Juan Pablo comes<br />
in.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Papi, you’ve got to be careful.<br />
Donny stands next to Juan Pablo.<br />
DONNY<br />
What do you mean?
68.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Blaze is paying Hector to have sex<br />
with you to get information about<br />
you.<br />
Donny walks over to a black, leather chair and sits in it.<br />
DONNY<br />
That little bitch.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Blaze thinks he knows you.<br />
Donny stands and walks across the room.<br />
DONNY<br />
I can’t let him figure out who I<br />
really am.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Be careful, Hector may seem dumb,<br />
but he’s really not.<br />
Donny walks over to Juan Pablo and puts his hand on his<br />
shoulder.<br />
DONNY<br />
I will take care of Hector.<br />
Donny goes over to his computer and turns it on.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
What are you going to do? Don’t<br />
kill him. His fans would be<br />
devastated.<br />
DONNY<br />
The less you know the better.<br />
Donny pulls out his cell phone and makes a call.<br />
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT<br />
Hector leans against the bar and drinks a tall glass of<br />
Vodka. He wears white briefs.<br />
Blaze stands next to him and watches Rickey dance.<br />
BLAZE<br />
It’s good to be the Kings.<br />
Blaze and Hector high five each other.
69.<br />
Mason walks over to Hector and gets into his face.<br />
MASON<br />
You fucking taped us having sex and<br />
sent it to my fiancee?<br />
Hector takes a sip of his Vodka.<br />
HECTOR<br />
If you were so in love with him,<br />
why did you suck me off?<br />
Mason pushes Hector. Hector puts his drink down on the bar.<br />
HECTOR (CONT’D)<br />
You want to take this outside, bro?<br />
Hector pushes Mason.<br />
MASON<br />
Let’s go. You don’t mess with a<br />
Brony and get away with it.<br />
Sabrina (23), a Spanish woman wears a red sundress with long,<br />
straight, black hair and stands behind Hector.<br />
Hector turns.<br />
SABRINA<br />
(in Spanish; subtitled)<br />
Hector, what the hell!<br />
HECTOR<br />
Baby, what are you doing here?<br />
Sabrina points to Hector’s white briefs.<br />
SABRINA<br />
Me! What are you doing here? What’s<br />
going on? You’re in this place in<br />
your underwear.<br />
Sabrina reaches up and grabs Hector by the ear.<br />
SABRINA (CONT’D)<br />
This is what you do? You’re on a<br />
business trip and you’re playing<br />
with men? I’m not woman enough for<br />
you?<br />
HECTOR<br />
It’s not cheating. I don’t do<br />
anything. The guys do it to me.
70.<br />
Sabrina releases Hector’s ear and slaps Hector’s face.<br />
SABRINA<br />
That’s gross. I am your wife. I<br />
should be all you need, not these<br />
guys. What about our boys?<br />
HECTOR<br />
How do you think I pay for<br />
everything to keep you a princess?<br />
Sabrina spits in Hector’s face. Hector wipes his face.<br />
Sabrina grabs Hector’s ear again and pulls him outside. The<br />
crowd cheers.<br />
EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT<br />
Sabrina releases Hector’s ear. Hector rubs his hand across<br />
his red ear.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Baby, it’s not cheating. I do it<br />
for you and the kids.<br />
SABRINA<br />
No, I did not sign on for this.<br />
It’s over. Don’t bother coming<br />
home.<br />
Hector gets on his knees.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Please baby, I love you. I will<br />
give all this up for you.<br />
SABRINA<br />
I am going to tell everyone.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Not my Mother!<br />
SABRINA<br />
I am going to call her from the<br />
car. We’re finished. You might as<br />
well make this ghetto your new<br />
home.<br />
Hector grabs Sabrina’s hand. She looks at him as she pulls it<br />
away from him.<br />
SABRINA (CONT’D)<br />
(in Spanish; subtitled)<br />
I put a curse on your cum gun!
71.<br />
Sabrina waves her hand and points to Hector’s penis.<br />
HECTOR<br />
NO! Not that! Please!<br />
Sabrina storms away. Hector, on his knees, cries as crowds of<br />
men pass and laugh at him.<br />
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT<br />
Blaze walks over to Mason.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You Bronies are lowlifes, but<br />
telling his wife?<br />
MASON<br />
I didn’t know he was married.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Don’t lie, sweetie. You’re banned<br />
from this bar.<br />
Mason pushes Blaze. Blaze waves his hand at Jordan. Jordan<br />
runs over and grabs Mason and pulls him to the exit.<br />
MASON<br />
Casio won’t be happy when I tell<br />
him about this.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Go home and cry in your pillow,<br />
Brony.<br />
Jordan pushes Mason out the door. Jordan walks over to Blaze.<br />
JORDAN<br />
No problem. He’ll never set foot in<br />
here again. In fact, all Bronies<br />
are now banned from this bar.<br />
Blaze looks at Rickey dance.<br />
INT. WILTON MANORS GENERAL HOSPITAL, JOHNNY’S ROOM - DAY<br />
Rickey takes Johnny’s hand. An overweight NURSE (40), enters<br />
the room in white scrubs. She checks Johnny’s IV.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Is he getting any better?
72.<br />
NURSE<br />
He’s breathing on his own and he<br />
said some words, but they don’t<br />
make any sense to me.<br />
The nurse turns and leaves the room.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Come on Johnny, tell me who did<br />
this to you.<br />
Johnny’s lips move. Rickey puts his ear to Johnny’s mouth.<br />
Rickey pulls away.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
Donald, Donny. Donald, Donny.<br />
RICKEY<br />
What are you trying to tell me?<br />
INT. JAVA BOYS COFFEE HOUSE - DAY<br />
Donny sits and eats fruit cup. Rickey comes in and sits.<br />
DONNY<br />
I got your text. What’s the<br />
problem?<br />
RICKEY<br />
Do you know someone named Donald?<br />
Donny chokes on his fruit.<br />
RICKEY (CONT’D)<br />
Are you okay?<br />
DONNY<br />
Donald’s the guy I sublet my<br />
apartment from. Why?<br />
RICKEY<br />
Johnny said Donald, Donny today.<br />
DONNY<br />
Johnny’s awake?<br />
RICKEY<br />
Barely, he’s saying things that<br />
don’t make any sense.<br />
Donny takes Rickey’s hand.
73.<br />
DONNY<br />
Let’s go to my place and I’ll give<br />
you Donald’s information.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Sure, let’s do that.<br />
Donny stands, Rickey follows, and they leave together.<br />
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY<br />
Donny is at his desk and he goes through some papers as<br />
Rickey sits on the sofa.<br />
Rickey stands.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Did you find that information on<br />
Donald yet?<br />
DONNY<br />
I’m looking right now. You look<br />
like you need a shower.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Yeah, I only showered twice today!<br />
Rickey walks out of the room.<br />
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - DAY<br />
Donny sees Rickey’s clothes on his bed. He goes through his<br />
shorts and finds his wallet. Donny finds a driver’s license<br />
from Ohio. Donny goes to the computer.<br />
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BATHROOM - DAY<br />
Rickey pulls the shower curtain back and sees Donny in the<br />
bathroom.<br />
RICKEY<br />
You’ve got the information?<br />
DONNY<br />
Yes, I do. I will handle the Donald<br />
situation.<br />
Rickey wraps the towel around his waist.<br />
RICKEY<br />
What do you mean you'll handle it?
74.<br />
DONNY<br />
Come on, you’re busted. You are<br />
only seventeen, not twenty one,<br />
and a runaway.<br />
Rickey walks over to Donny.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Please don’t tell Blaze or the<br />
others. They will throw me out on<br />
the street.<br />
Donny walks out of the bathroom.<br />
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - DAY<br />
Donny stands by his bed. Rickey follows him.<br />
DONNY<br />
Get dressed.<br />
Rickey puts his clothes on.<br />
Rickey cries.<br />
RICKEY<br />
What are you going to do now?<br />
DONNY<br />
Call your parents.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Please, anything but that. They<br />
will send me to some camp to make<br />
me straight.<br />
Donny walks over to Rickey and hugs him. Donny steps back.<br />
DONNY<br />
Well, how about this? I will buy<br />
you a ticket to New York, give you<br />
some money, and you can make a<br />
fresh start.<br />
RICKEY<br />
I can’t, I’m in love with Blaze.<br />
Donny looks at himself in the mirror and he fixes his hair.<br />
DONNY<br />
Blaze can go to jail for having sex<br />
with you and using you as a backup<br />
dancer for Johnny.
75.<br />
RICKEY<br />
Can I say goodbye to him then?<br />
DONNY<br />
No, I will tell him that you met<br />
some old queen and left town.<br />
RICKEY<br />
What about this Donald guy?<br />
DONNY<br />
Don’t worry. I will take care of<br />
Donald and keep an eye on Johnny<br />
for you.<br />
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT<br />
A DJ plays dance MUSIC. Hector lies back in a chair with a<br />
bottle of Vodka on the floor next to him.<br />
Simon stands across the room with Blaze. Donny goes over to<br />
them and kisses Simon.<br />
Donny laughs.<br />
DONNY<br />
You were gone a long time.<br />
SIMON<br />
Someone called the airport and told<br />
them I was trafficking drugs.<br />
DONNY<br />
I bet the body search was a bitch.<br />
SIMON<br />
You don’t want to know the hell I<br />
went through. Who would want to do<br />
this to me?<br />
Juan Pablo walks over with a tray of food. Simon takes some.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Show him what you brought back from<br />
Cuba, Simon.<br />
Simon walks out of the room.<br />
BLAZE (CONT’D)<br />
You’re going to love this, Donny<br />
dearest.
76.<br />
Simon comes back with a young, lean, Cuban boy. IGOR (21),<br />
wears a white, baseball cap and a white, tank top with white<br />
pants.<br />
SIMON<br />
Donny, meet Igor, a new artist I<br />
discovered.<br />
DONNY<br />
This is what you brought back with<br />
you from Cuba?<br />
SIMON<br />
Yes, I am always looking for new<br />
artists for my art gallery.<br />
IGOR<br />
(in Spanish; subtitled)<br />
I want to dance.<br />
Igor pulls Simon onto the dance floor.<br />
Blaze walks over to Donny.<br />
BLAZE<br />
See, I told you. You’ve been<br />
replaced. In with the new and out<br />
with the old. Your days as a Barbie<br />
are numbered.<br />
Blaze walks away. Juan Pablo, nude, comes over with a platter<br />
of fruit.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Papi, be careful, Blaze still wants<br />
Hector to find dirt on you.<br />
Donny takes a piece of pineapple.<br />
DONNY<br />
Don’t worry. Look at him over<br />
there. I am the last thing he has<br />
on his mind these days.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Yeah, you took care of him but<br />
good, calling his wife to expose<br />
his cheating ways.<br />
Donny looks across the room.<br />
Jammer wears a blue tank top and white jeans.<br />
Donny walks over to Jammer.
77.<br />
DONNY<br />
I have not seen you before at any<br />
of these parties.<br />
JAMMER<br />
I do a lot of work for Blaze,<br />
outside of town.<br />
Juan Pablo brings the platter of fruit over to Jammer.<br />
JAMMER (CONT’D)<br />
Christ! Why can’t Blaze ever have<br />
real food?<br />
Donny strokes Jammer’s back.<br />
Jammer laughs.<br />
DONNY<br />
I want to know why they call you<br />
Jammer.<br />
JAMMER<br />
I know who you are, Donald.<br />
Donny falls back against the wall.<br />
JAMMER (CONT’D)<br />
You look a little ill, Donald.<br />
DONNY<br />
So you’re going to expose me?<br />
JAMMER<br />
Let’s go to my place and talk terms<br />
and conditions.<br />
Blaze holds a drink and watches Jammer and Donny talk. Donny<br />
looks at Simon and Igor.<br />
INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, BATHROOM - NIGHT<br />
Jammer and Donny are in the shower together. Jammer has a<br />
large tattoo of a skull and crossbones on his hairy back.<br />
DONNY<br />
You want sex from me? How original.<br />
Jammer kisses Donny’s neck.
78.<br />
JAMMER<br />
You could say that. You’re mine now<br />
and you will do what I want or I<br />
will expose you.<br />
DONNY<br />
So you’re blackmailing me for sex?<br />
You want to do me in the shower?<br />
JAMMER<br />
I like my boys clean. Scrub up,<br />
boy.<br />
Donny rinses the soap off of his body.<br />
Jammer turns and shuts the water off in his black tile<br />
shower. Donny and Jammer dry off together.<br />
INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, BEDROOM - NIGHT<br />
Jammer, nude, walks over to his black dresser and takes out a<br />
pair of white briefs. He turns and throws them to Donny.<br />
JAMMER<br />
Put them on, boy.<br />
Jammer sits in a red chair in the corner and watches Donny.<br />
JAMMER (CONT’D)<br />
Now come over here, boy.<br />
Donny walks over. Jammer grabs him and bends his body over<br />
his knee.<br />
Jammer spanks Donny’s ass. He then pulls down the white<br />
briefs and spanks Donny’s ass even harder.<br />
DONNY<br />
Stop, you’re hurting me!<br />
Jammer reaches down to the floor, grabs his belt, and beats<br />
Donny’s ass with it.<br />
JAMMER<br />
No, bad boys need to be punished.<br />
Jammer pushes Donny onto the floor and watches him squirm. He<br />
then grabs Donny by his hair, pulls him up, and throws him<br />
onto the bed.<br />
Jammer lies down on the bed next to him. Donny rolls onto his<br />
stomach and Jammer spanks Donny’s ass again.
79.<br />
DONNY<br />
I get it! I am bad!<br />
JAMMER<br />
Shut up, boy. I own you.<br />
Donny stands. His ass is raw and red.<br />
DONNY<br />
If I do what you want, you won’t<br />
tell Blaze and the others who I am,<br />
right?<br />
JAMMER<br />
Yeah boy, until I get bored with<br />
you.<br />
Donny jumps onto Jammer’s bed.<br />
DONNY<br />
Then let’s be bad together.<br />
Jammer smiles and jumps onto the bed next to Donny.<br />
INT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT<br />
Donny walks in, goes over to Casio, and pulls him into the<br />
bathroom.<br />
INT. DIRTY PONY BAR, BATHROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny checks the stalls and then locks the bathroom door.<br />
Casio leans against the sink.<br />
CASIO<br />
Do you want to see my jackhammer<br />
now?<br />
DONNY<br />
No, I need your help.<br />
Casio walks across the bathroom.<br />
CASIO<br />
Now you need my help? I don’t know<br />
about that, Bronies are only<br />
supposed to help Bronies.<br />
Donny walks over to Casio and kisses him. Donny pulls Casio’s<br />
shirt off. Casio steps back and undoes his pants.
80.<br />
CASIO (CONT’D)<br />
If we finish what we started the<br />
last time, I will help you,<br />
brother.<br />
DONNY<br />
Show me your baloney pony.<br />
Casio laughs. Pounding fists BANG on the bathroom door.<br />
EXT. WILTON DRIVE - NIGHT<br />
Donny walks along the Drive. Jesus comes out of a bar.<br />
Donny?<br />
JESUS<br />
Donny stops.<br />
DONNY<br />
I didn’t take you for the party<br />
type.<br />
JESUS<br />
I am looking for love like everyone<br />
else.<br />
DONNY<br />
Love or a hook up?<br />
Jesus wipes his forehead.<br />
JESUS<br />
I don’t hook up. I only have sex<br />
with someone I like. You should try<br />
it sometime.<br />
Donny puts his hands on his hips.<br />
DONNY<br />
Are you calling me a whore?<br />
Jesus puts his finger on Donny’s lips.<br />
JESUS<br />
No, but let’s go out to dinner<br />
sometime. I like you.<br />
Jesus removes his fingers.<br />
DONNY<br />
I don’t know if you can handle<br />
this.
81.<br />
Jesus walks away.<br />
JESUS<br />
If this date happens, make sure to<br />
get a Penicillin shot, so I don’t<br />
catch anything.<br />
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - DAY<br />
Donny puts on his shirt. Juan Pablo enters with a vacuum in<br />
his hand.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
You look worried.<br />
Donny sits on the bed and runs his hands through his hair.<br />
DONNY<br />
Jammer knows who I am.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
What are you going to do?<br />
DONNY<br />
I made a deal with a Bronie to help<br />
me.<br />
Juan pablo drops the vacuum.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
You can’t trust them.<br />
Donny’s cell phone RINGS. Donny looks at the screen.<br />
DONNY<br />
Yuck, it’s Jammer.<br />
INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, BEDROOM - DAY<br />
Donny stands in his underwear. Jammer lays in the bed.<br />
JAMMER<br />
Open the nightstand, boy.<br />
Donny pulls the drawer open. He pulls out a huge, pink dildo.<br />
DONNY<br />
I can’t handle that, sir.<br />
Donny backs away towards the bathroom.
82.<br />
JAMMER<br />
You leave and I will expose you,<br />
boy. That dildo is not for you<br />
anyway.<br />
Donny walks over to the bed with a grin on his face.<br />
JAMMER (CONT’D)<br />
Stick it in me, boy.<br />
Donny takes out a small bottle of lube. He lubes the dildo<br />
with it. Jammer lifts his legs up over his head.<br />
Donny inserts the dildo.<br />
DONNY<br />
You like it, daddy?<br />
Jammer’s body jerks.<br />
JAMMER<br />
Faster boy, or I will beat your ass<br />
again.<br />
DONNY<br />
Whatever you want, daddy.<br />
Donny’s arms move faster as he rolls his eyes.<br />
JAMMER<br />
Don’t stop, I am cumming. Oh yes,<br />
yes, yes.<br />
Jammer’s body goes limp and his eyes roll back. Donny pulls<br />
the dildo out.<br />
Daddy?<br />
DONNY<br />
Jammer’s body does not move. Donny climbs over him on the<br />
bed. He slaps Jammer’s face.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
Just my luck, he’s dead.<br />
Juan Pablo enters. He has a feather duster in his hand.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Papi, what did you do, kill him?<br />
Juan Pablo drops the feather duster on the floor.<br />
DONNY<br />
You’re already done at my place?.
83.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Ay Dios mio, you are killing all my<br />
clients.<br />
Donny gets off of the bed and walks over to Juan Pablo. He<br />
bends down and picks up the feather duster and gives it to<br />
him.<br />
Juan Pablo leaves.<br />
DONNY<br />
I didn’t kill him. He had a heart<br />
attack. Go home. I will pay you to<br />
forget what you saw.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Papi, this is getting out of hand,<br />
but you are paying me double for<br />
this one. I have bills to pay.<br />
Donny runs and gathers his clothes. Donny runs out of the<br />
room.<br />
INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny takes Jammer’s MacBook. He looks through all of the<br />
files and finds the one on him and also the one on Blaze.<br />
Donny takes the MacBook with him and leaves the apartment.<br />
INT. WILTON MANORS GENERAL HOSPITAL, JOHNNY’S ROOM - DAY<br />
Donny wears a nurse’s uniform. He has on a black wig and<br />
glasses.<br />
DONNY<br />
You need to shut up, trick. So I am<br />
going to do it for you.<br />
Donny pulls out a syringe.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
I just can’t do it. I’m not that<br />
type of person! I just need you to<br />
sleep a little longer, so I can get<br />
my revenge.<br />
Donny leaves the syringe on the tray table and runs out of<br />
the room.<br />
The Man In Pink Scrubs enters, takes the syringe, and injects<br />
it into Johnny’s IV bag.
84.<br />
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, GALLERY - DAY<br />
Donny looks at all the pictures and magazine covers of Blaze.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Have you heard from Rickey lately?<br />
DONNY<br />
Nope, we were not really friends.<br />
So, why would I?<br />
Donny walks over and looks at a Playgirl cover with Blaze on<br />
it.<br />
Donny turns.<br />
BLAZE<br />
So what about you and Jammer? Is he<br />
going to be your new boyfriend now<br />
that Simon has dumped you?<br />
DONNY<br />
No, he’s not my type.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Really sweetie, you have a type? I<br />
thought you hook up with anything<br />
with a ten inch pole connected to<br />
it.<br />
DONNY<br />
You’re so wrong about me.<br />
Blaze turns and looks at a cover of himself from College<br />
Dudes magazine.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Sweetie, once a whore, always a<br />
whore! You should charge for it<br />
though, then you can be my new<br />
Johnny.<br />
DONNY<br />
I may have made some poor choices<br />
in my lifetime, but at least I am<br />
not....<br />
Blaze’s cell phone RINGS and he answers it.<br />
BLAZE<br />
(on phone)<br />
What? How?<br />
Blaze disconnects the phone.
85.<br />
DONNY<br />
What’s wrong?<br />
BLAZE<br />
Jammer’s dead.<br />
EXT. HOLY NAKED SPIRIT CHAPEL - DAY<br />
Donny watches as six young, lean boys put Jammer’s coffin<br />
into the hearse. Jesus walks over to him.<br />
JESUS<br />
You knew him too?<br />
DONNY<br />
He’s also a friend of a friend or<br />
something like that. Such a shame.<br />
You?<br />
JESUS<br />
I think the same person that was<br />
with Bear was with him as well and<br />
just let him die.<br />
Donny sweats. He sees Hector leave the chapel with Simon and<br />
Igor. Simon puts his arm around Igor.<br />
DONNY<br />
Really? Is there a killer loose?<br />
JESUS<br />
Could be, but I did not come here<br />
to talk to you about Jammer or<br />
Bear.<br />
Donny reaches into his suit jacket and pulls out his white<br />
sunglasses and puts them on.<br />
DONNY<br />
Then what do you want to talk to me<br />
about?<br />
JESUS<br />
So what about our dinner date?<br />
DONNY<br />
I haven’t gotten that shot yet.<br />
Jesus puts his hand on Donny’s shoulder.<br />
JESUS<br />
Let’s go out tonight. I just want<br />
to get to know you.
86.<br />
DONNY<br />
I have to wash my hair.<br />
JESUS<br />
You really don’t like me.<br />
DONNY<br />
It’s called playing hard to get,<br />
detective.<br />
EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY<br />
Hector lies nude on the lounge chair and drinks from a bottle<br />
of Vodka. Blaze walks out as Simon walks behind him.<br />
SIMON<br />
How long is he going to be like<br />
this?<br />
Simon points to Hector. Hector picks up the bottle and takes<br />
a drink.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Well, his soon to be ex-wife told<br />
him that she put a curse on him.<br />
SIMON<br />
Straight people!<br />
Simon walks over to the pool and jumps in. Blaze walks over<br />
to Hector and kicks the lounge chair.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You need to get your shit together.<br />
I have a lot of money riding on<br />
you.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Bro, I lost my family and now I<br />
have a curse on me. What else do<br />
you want me to do about it, but<br />
drown my sorrows?<br />
BLAZE<br />
Go see a witch doctor! I need you<br />
to get it together. Now that<br />
Jammer’s dead, I need you back, to<br />
find out more on Donny.<br />
Hector stands and gets on his cell phone as Blaze stands<br />
nearby.
87.<br />
HECTOR<br />
(on the phone)<br />
Come on Babe, I am so sorry. I can<br />
be home in a few days, come on.<br />
SABRINA (O.S.,ON PHONE)<br />
Don’t bother. Just tell me where to<br />
send the divorce papers.<br />
Hector throws the cell phone onto the lounge chair and cries.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Trouble at home?<br />
HECTOR<br />
None of your business, bro. Well<br />
that didn’t work. I’ll have to get<br />
dressed and make an appointment<br />
with that witch doctor then.<br />
INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, BATHROOM - NIGHT<br />
Simon puts face cream on. Simon falls to the floor. Igor gets<br />
out of the shower.<br />
IGOR<br />
Are you okay?<br />
Igor slaps Simon’s face.<br />
IGOR (CONT’D)<br />
Wake up! HELP!<br />
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY<br />
Donny hears a fist POUND on his front door. Donny opens the<br />
door and Hector comes in.<br />
DONNY<br />
Do you know how early it is?<br />
Donny follows Hector into the living room.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Bro, Simon’s dead.<br />
DONNY<br />
What? How did that happen?<br />
Hector sits in the black chair.
88.<br />
HECTOR<br />
They think that Igor poisoned him.<br />
Donny sits on the sofa across from Hector.<br />
How? Why?<br />
DONNY<br />
HECTOR<br />
That detective said he put<br />
something called Aconitine in his<br />
face cream, bro.<br />
The front door opens, Juan Pablo enters and sobs. Donny<br />
stands.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Mr. Simon is dead. Now I’ve lost<br />
another client.<br />
We know!<br />
DONNY<br />
Juan Pablo goes to the closet and takes off his clothes. He<br />
takes out his feather duster and cleans the coffee table.<br />
HECTOR<br />
I need a stiff drink.<br />
Hector walks over to the bar and pulls out a bottle of Vodka<br />
and drinks from the bottle.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Isn’t it a little early for that?<br />
Hector puts the bottle down.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Just do your job, bro.<br />
DONNY<br />
I’ve got to get ready for work.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Bro, Simon’s dead. You are just<br />
going to go to work like nothing<br />
has happened? He was like your<br />
boyfriend.<br />
DONNY<br />
Maybe for five minutes he was my<br />
boyfriend. I feel bad, but I have a<br />
real job, not just fucking guys on<br />
film.
89.<br />
Donny leaves the room. Hector takes a drink from the bottle.<br />
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BATHROOM - DAY<br />
Donny is in the shower. Hector pulls the shower curtain back<br />
and steps in.<br />
DONNY<br />
Christ! Can I ever shower alone?<br />
HECTOR<br />
Bro, suck me off please. I saw a<br />
witch doctor who told me that you<br />
are the only one that can break the<br />
curse.<br />
DONNY<br />
Me! What curse?<br />
HECTOR<br />
My soon to be ex-wife put a curse<br />
on my man meat so I haven’t been<br />
able to get it up since. Please, I<br />
need it to do my job.<br />
Hector grabs the bar of soap and starts to scrub Donny’s<br />
back.<br />
HECTOR (CONT’D)<br />
Bro, she said someone named Donald<br />
can break it, but she must have<br />
meant you.<br />
DONNY<br />
No, my name is Donny, not Donald. I<br />
can’t help you.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Please, I’m begging you, please<br />
break my curse, bro.<br />
Hector puts his arms around Donny and kisses his neck. Donny<br />
closes his eyes and leans back against Hector’s body.<br />
DONNY<br />
Okay bro, I will break the curse<br />
for you, just stop begging. It’s<br />
pathetic to see you like this and<br />
that your man meat is wilting.
90.<br />
EXT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, HALLWAY - DAY<br />
JESUS<br />
You heard about your ex, Simon,<br />
being dead?<br />
DONNY<br />
Yeah, so sad, I heard that little<br />
twink, Igor, killed him.<br />
JESUS<br />
You’re far hotter than he was.<br />
DONNY<br />
Are you flirting with me?<br />
JESUS<br />
Please, why don’t you come over to<br />
my place tonight? I would really<br />
like to have that date with you.<br />
DONNY<br />
Alright already. I’ve heard enough<br />
begging for one day. Text me your<br />
address.<br />
Donny and Jesus exit the building out onto the Drive.<br />
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Donny comes in and walks over to his desk. Juan Pablo comes<br />
over.<br />
Donny unlocks the desk drawer and pulls out Jammer’s MacBook.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Now you can stop this revenge on<br />
the Barbies, what’s left of them<br />
anyway.<br />
DONNY<br />
I just have to finish off Blaze,<br />
and then I will be done.<br />
Juan Pablo turns and walks across the room.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Papi, you have an evil grin on your<br />
face. What’s up with that?<br />
DONNY<br />
I have something that will make<br />
Blaze wish he was dead.
91.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
What is that, papi?<br />
DONNY<br />
Everyone will find out at Hector’s<br />
premiere party.<br />
INT. BLAZE'S HOUSE, BEDROOM - NIGHT<br />
Blaze lies in bed in the arms of Jordan.<br />
BLAZE<br />
After Hector’s video launch<br />
tonight, we will take Simon’s ashes<br />
to Cuba and spread them. That’s<br />
what he wanted. He loved it there.<br />
JORDAN<br />
He was so young, and to be killed<br />
by face cream, how sad.<br />
Blaze kisses the top of Jordan’s head.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Don’t worry. I will take good care<br />
of you.<br />
JORDAN<br />
I’ve always liked you.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Everyone likes me. Everyone wants<br />
something from me, even you.<br />
Jordan sits and looks at Blaze.<br />
JORDAN<br />
No, I really do like you. Look at<br />
what you’ve done for me. You took<br />
me out from behind the bar.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You will get bored with me soon<br />
enough, just like Rickey and the<br />
others, and then leave me.<br />
Jordan licks Blaze’s chest. He licks down to his waist. Blaze<br />
takes his hand and shoves Jordan’s head under the blanket.<br />
BLAZE (CONT’D)<br />
Earn your keep, sweetie.
92.<br />
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT<br />
The bar has posters up, of Hector’s new DVD cover, entitled<br />
“I am here to Clean Your Pipe”.<br />
Hector sits behind a table with stacks of his new DVD. Donny<br />
sees Blaze and Jordan together. Jordan is shirtless with his<br />
arms around Blaze.<br />
Donny makes his way to the main stage. Donny gets on stage<br />
and takes the microphone.<br />
DONNY<br />
Can I have everyone’s attention?<br />
The crowd looks at Donny on stage.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
I just want to thank Blaze for<br />
making this night possible for my<br />
friend Hector over there.<br />
Donny points to Hector across the room at the table.<br />
Blaze looks at Jordan.<br />
BLAZE<br />
What’s this bitch doing?<br />
JORDAN<br />
Giving a speech in your honor.<br />
Donny walks across the stage.<br />
The crowd cheers.<br />
DONNY<br />
What can I say about Blaze? He’s a<br />
model who helps others with their<br />
careers.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
Yes, he’s helped so many of us,<br />
including myself, but what do we<br />
really know about Blaze’s<br />
beginnings.<br />
Blaze starts to walk to the stage, when Jordan grabs him, but<br />
Blaze pushes him away.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Stop this Donny. Shut it down.
93.<br />
DONNY<br />
Many of us do not know that Blaze<br />
got his start in Hot College Boy<br />
Magazine at the age of sixteen.<br />
Here’s the cover of it.<br />
A screen in the back of the room projects the cover of Hot<br />
College Boy Magazine with a young Blaze on the cover.<br />
Blaze runs on stage and blocks the image.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
What’s wrong Blaze? You don’t want<br />
anyone to see that the date on the<br />
cover is clearly nineteen eighty<br />
five?<br />
BLAZE<br />
You bitch!<br />
DONNY<br />
That would make you forty-five<br />
years old, not twenty-eight.<br />
Blaze runs over to Donny, grabs him, and pushes him up<br />
against the wall.<br />
BLAZE<br />
I will kill you for this.<br />
DONNY<br />
No, you’re finished old man, and so<br />
are the Barbies.<br />
Donny pushes Blaze, who falls onto the stage floor. Blaze<br />
sits up and looks at the angry crowd. Jordan runs out of the<br />
bar.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
You know the rules. Once you hit<br />
forty, you have to go to Tropics.<br />
The crowd starts to cheer “TROPICS, TROPICS.”<br />
Blaze gets up, runs backstage, and Donny follows him.<br />
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, STRIPPER'S DRESSING ROOM - NIGHT<br />
Blaze sits in a chair, looks into the mirror, and stares at<br />
his face. Donny walks in. Blaze spins the chair around.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Why did you do this to me?
94.<br />
DONNY<br />
Because you were right.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Right about what?<br />
Donny walks over to Blaze.<br />
DONNY<br />
About me. Look at me. Really look<br />
at me.<br />
BLAZE<br />
I don’t understand.<br />
DONNY<br />
My real name is Donald. I used to<br />
weigh three hundred pounds. You<br />
made a video of me and posted it on<br />
the Internet.<br />
Blaze takes a closer look at Donny.<br />
Blaze stands.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You were that fat pig I did last<br />
year. Wow, you’ve really pulled<br />
yourself together. So this was<br />
revenge? You should be thanking me.<br />
DONNY<br />
Thanking you? You ruined life as I<br />
knew it, with that video.<br />
BLAZE<br />
No, that video turned the ugly<br />
duckling into the swan or better<br />
yet, a Barbie.<br />
DONNY<br />
No, don’t turn this around on me.<br />
You are also responsible for my<br />
best friend killing himself.<br />
BLAZE<br />
So, this whole time you’ve been<br />
planning to get back at me?<br />
DONNY<br />
Yes, I wanted all of you to pay for<br />
what you did to the guys in this<br />
town who are just like me.
95.<br />
Blaze CLAPS his hands.<br />
BLAZE<br />
So, you killed Bear, Jammer and<br />
Simon?<br />
DONNY<br />
Bear fell in the shower. It was an<br />
accident. I didn’t kill Simon<br />
either. I just put some dye in his<br />
face cream to discolor his skin.<br />
Blaze sits in the chair and looks in the mirror. He pulls his<br />
forehead back with two fingers.<br />
BLAZE<br />
The only way you could have found<br />
out about my real age was from<br />
Jammer, so you killed him?<br />
DONNY<br />
No, he had a heart attack from the<br />
most intense orgasm of his life. If<br />
I were a killer, I would have<br />
killed you a long time ago.<br />
Blaze turns the chair around and pulls out a post card.<br />
DONNY (CONT’D)<br />
What’s that?<br />
BLAZE<br />
It’s a postcard from Rickey. He’s<br />
in New York warning me about you.<br />
DONNY<br />
I saved him from you.<br />
Blaze stands and slaps Donny’s face.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You stupid boy. You ruined<br />
everything.<br />
DONNY<br />
So what, I got back at you and the<br />
Barbies, that does it for me.<br />
BLAZE<br />
I will survive the loss of the<br />
Barbies.<br />
Blaze walks over to Hector’s DVD poster and looks at it.
96.<br />
DONNY<br />
There’s a barstool at Tropics<br />
waiting for you.<br />
BLAZE<br />
I am off to Cuba in the morning<br />
anyway. You, my friend, however<br />
have to live with what you’ve done.<br />
Blaze turns toward Donny.<br />
BLAZE (CONT’D)<br />
What is that detective going to say<br />
when he finds out the truth about<br />
you? I know that he has taken a<br />
liking to you.<br />
DONNY<br />
He does not have to know anything<br />
about this.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You’re a fool, Donny, if you think<br />
that’s true. I must say you really<br />
are a Barbie though. Bravo!<br />
Blaze sits in the chair and looks in the mirror. He pulls his<br />
cheeks back.<br />
DONNY<br />
No, I am not a real Barbie. What I<br />
did was to protect the others like<br />
me from you.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Good luck convincing others of<br />
that. I hope we never meet in this<br />
life again.<br />
Out of the darkness CLAPPING starts. Casio walks in shirtless<br />
with torn jeans on.<br />
CASIO<br />
You both almost make me want to<br />
cry.<br />
BLAZE<br />
What do you want, Brony?<br />
CASIO<br />
To confess!<br />
DONNY<br />
Confess to what?
97.<br />
CASIO<br />
You see, I killed Bear, Simon and<br />
Jammer! I also tried to kill<br />
Johnny.<br />
Blaze and Donny look at each other.<br />
You! Why?<br />
BLAZE<br />
CASIO<br />
I warned you not to mess with the<br />
Bronies.<br />
DONNY<br />
No, Bear was dead in the shower<br />
when I left his house. Jammer had a<br />
heart attack.<br />
CASIO<br />
No, when you came out, I went in.<br />
Bear was coming to, so I just<br />
slammed his head some more until he<br />
was dead.<br />
Casio spits on the ground.<br />
Casio laughs.<br />
CASIO (CONT’D)<br />
As for Jammer, I put a high dose of<br />
pain medication in his drink that<br />
caused that so-called heart attack.<br />
BLAZE<br />
And Simon?<br />
CASIO<br />
Easy, after I saw Donny put the dye<br />
in, I put poison in his face cream.<br />
Casio paces back and forth.<br />
DONNY<br />
But Johnny’s still alive, right?<br />
CASIO<br />
I know, but I tried to overdose him<br />
with the syringes you left in his<br />
room. I’m the Man In Pink Scrubs.
98.<br />
DONNY<br />
You’re a murderer! I asked for your<br />
help to prank the Barbies, not kill<br />
them. This is on you now.<br />
Casio walks over to Donny.<br />
CASIO<br />
If it weren't for me, Bear, Jammer,<br />
and Johnny would have exposed you.<br />
I just killed Simon to even the<br />
score. I kept your secret, brother.<br />
BLAZE<br />
You two were in this together?<br />
DONNY<br />
No, has-been!<br />
Blaze pulls his cell phone from his pocket.<br />
BLAZE<br />
I am calling the police.<br />
Jesus and Muffy enter.<br />
JESUS<br />
No need to. We heard everything.<br />
Muffy, arrest him.<br />
Jesus points to Casio. Muffy pushes Casio against the wall<br />
and cuffs him. She pulls Casio out of the dressing room.<br />
CASIO<br />
My only regret is not making you a<br />
Brony, Donny.<br />
DONNY<br />
This is why I hate cults!<br />
BLAZE<br />
Aren’t you going to arrest him too?<br />
Jesus walks over to Blaze.<br />
JESUS<br />
No, he did nothing wrong. You on<br />
the other hand...<br />
Blaze falls back in the chair.<br />
BLAZE<br />
Me? I did not murder anybody.
99.<br />
Jesus turns and looks at Donny.<br />
Blaze gets up.<br />
JESUS<br />
Donald, I was looking for you,<br />
because there is a class action law<br />
suit being filed against Blaze. I<br />
want you to be part of it.<br />
BLAZE<br />
I have a team of lawyers to take<br />
care of this. You both make me<br />
sick.<br />
Blaze adjusts his clothes and walks out.<br />
Donny walks over to Jesus.<br />
DONNY<br />
I guess I should have told you the<br />
truth about who I really am sooner.<br />
Jesus strokes Donny’s cheek.<br />
JESUS<br />
Let’s go on this date now. I want<br />
to get to know Donald.<br />
Donny takes Jesus’ hand. Juan Pablo runs in.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
Oh papi, I am a sucker for happy<br />
endings.<br />
Juan Pablo pulls out a tissue and blows his nose.<br />
Hector runs in.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Bro, without the Barbies I will<br />
have to become a Brony!<br />
Hector grabs Juan Pablo’s tissue and sobs into it.<br />
JUAN PABLO<br />
With your man meat, you should come<br />
work for me.<br />
HECTOR<br />
Bro, everyone wants this piece of<br />
meat.<br />
Hector drops the tissue. Hector grabs his groin.
100.<br />
EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT<br />
Police cars and news vans surround the bar. Donny and Jesus<br />
walk down the Drive hand in hand.<br />
Mr. Cobbledick walks by. He turns and looks at Donny.<br />
MR. COBBLEDICK<br />
Young love. In my day, we would<br />
have had a quickie in an alley,<br />
like that one!<br />
Donny and Jesus laugh.<br />
Johnny comes out of the alley. He sees Donny and Jesus.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
Payback’s a bitch Donny!<br />
Johnny trips and falls into a puddle.<br />
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