VOTB2

Revenge comes in many forms:
sex, drugs, porn and murder…

VALLEY OF THE BARBIES
Written by
Brett Butler
A Screenplay

Table of Contents:
Introduction:
I came up with the idea for this story, one day at the coffee house (Java Boys) in Wilton
Manors. I was watching and hearing young gay men talk about their hookups and making
fun of others that do not fit into their perfect world. So, from this conversation, “Valley
of the Barbies” was born. I made the guys I saw “The Barbies” and the rest of us, who do
not fit in, the “Donalds” of the world.
Synopsis:
When a bitter, overweight gay man has a prank played on him by a group of men, known
as the Barbies, he must overcome the all too perfect, conceited men, in order to get
revenge, by losing weight, changing his identity to infiltrate the Barbies, and play his
own pranks on each one of them.
Act 1:
Donald is the protagonist. He is overweight and does not fit into the perfect guy world of
Wilton Manors. Donald has to pay for sex from a Barbie, Johnny, the town hustler. One
night, Donald meets Blaze, the leader of the Barbies, who takes Donald home and has sex
with him. Blaze makes a sex tape of this and posts it for everyone in town to see. This
tape ruins Donald’s life and everyone now recognizes him, but for the wrong reason.
Donald’s best friend commits suicide over a prank the Barbies play on him. Donald
wants revenge and his nude housekeeper, Juan Pablo, offers him the help he needs to get
it.
Act 2:
Donny must keep the Barbies from finding out his true identity, so he can get his revenge.
Donny needs to keep Johnny quiet, before he tells the Barbies that he is really Donald.
Donny must date a Barbie, in order to get into the Barbies.
Donny is forced to perform a sex act, as the initiation into the Barbies.
Act 3:
Donny is being blackmailed by Jammer, one of the Barbies, and is forced to go to Casio,
the leader of the rival gang the Bronies, for help. As more Barbies seem to be dying off,
Donny is close to bringing down the remaining members.
Donny exposes Blaze’s real age in public and causes the Barbies to fold. Casio confesses
to killing the Barbies, as his way of helping Donny. Donny and Jesus, the detective, seem
to be drawn to each other. As everything is falling apart, will these two walk off into the
sunset together? Will Blaze and Johnny seek out revenge on Donny for what he has done
to them?
Favorite scene:
Audiences will laugh when an 80 year old man, BJ Cobbledick, walks into Donald’s
workplace to pick up his medication.” Mr. Cobbledick mistakes Donald’s woman boss,
Stevie, as a man, by telling her she needs a shave. Then as Mr. Cobbledick looks at
Donald, he recognizes him from his sex tape and calls him out on it, by offering some
sage advice, “Leave the porn to the muscle boys.” Mr. Cobbledick makes another
appearance at the very end of the script, offering similar sage advice.

FADE IN:
EXT. WILTON MANORS FLORIDA, PRIVATE BEACH - DAY
DONALD (25), overweight, with thinning hair and bad skin,
walks out of the ocean with seaweed stuck in his chest hair.
DONALD (V.O.)
I hate beautiful people. Beautiful
people go into the ocean and come
out with water glistening on their
perfect bodies.
EXT. BUS STOP - DAY
Donald stands as a bus passes and his hat flies off. Donald
chases it.
DONALD (V.O.)
When beautiful people wear a hat,
it never falls off.
EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT
The sign of the bar blinks with a giant, neon penis that goes
from erect to flaccid. Donald stands under the sign as
muscular, shirtless men walk by.
DONALD (V.O.)
I need to take one of the beautiful
people home with me now.
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - NIGHT
Donald sits on the side of the bed. Donald bends over and
puts on his shorts.
JOHNNY (21), hairless, muscular, with a large, cross tatoo on
his back, stands. He pulls up his blue jeans and puts on his
red, cut off tee-shirt that has “HOT” printed on it.
DONALD
You can take a shower if you want.
Donald points to the bathroom.
Johnny rolls his eyes, turns, looks into the mirror, and runs
his hands through his hair.

2.
JOHNNY
My next trick is into sweat.
Johnny lifts his right arm and smells his underarm.
DONALD
There’s something for everyone.
Donald stands, opens his nightstand drawer, and takes out a
hundred dollars. Johnny turns.
JOHNNY
You know I charge extra for
chubbers.
Johnny rubs his hand on Donald’s belly.
Donald opens the drawer and takes out a fifty-dollar bill.
Johnny takes it, and sticks it into his pocket.
JOHNNY (CONT’D)
Come see me perform tonight.
Johnny grinds his hips.
DONALD
Why do you hustle if you’re such a
hot stripper?
JOHNNY
A boy has needs, fat boy.
Donald looks at himself in the mirror as Johnny exits.
DONALD
I would sell my soul to the devil
to be you for just one night.
EXT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT
SNODGRASS (24), short, overweight, with asthma, wears a
yellow, My Little Pony tee-shirt and blue jeans with green
shoes. He takes out an inhaler and takes three PUFFS.
SNODGRASS
Where the hell were you?
Donald enters the line to get into the bar in brown pants and
a white, button down shirt.
DONALD
Are you under the impression that
just because you have no life...?

3.
SNODGRASS
Not Johnny again? That bitch gave
me genital herpes, and told
everybody it was my fault.
DONALD
I have needs, and you got herpes
from that Bronie, Mason.
Snodgrass takes Donald’s hand and pulls him towards the
entrance.
DONALD (CONT’D)
Isn’t this a Brony bar?
SNODGRASS
It’s open to everyone.
DONALD
You know they are a cult.
INT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT
Donald stands against the wall and Snodgrass stands next to
him. My Little Pony videos play on the TV screens.
HECTOR (23), a Cuban man, has short, black hair and a diamond
earring in each ear. He has on long, black, gym shorts and a
black, low cut, tank top. He walks over to Donald.
HECTOR
Bro, what did you do, eat your twin
to get that fat?
Donald’s face turns red.
SNODGRASS
Get out of here, you Barbie. Only
Bronies are allowed at this bar.
HECTOR
Do you want to take this outside,
little bro?
CASIO (23) a tall, muscular, Spanish man has no shirt on,
which reveals a My Little Pony tattoo on his chest. He wears
leather pants and has a blond Mohawk.
Casio walks over to Hector and runs his hand down the front
of Hector’s chest.
CASIO
Your kind is not welcome here.

4.
HECTOR
What are you going to do about it,
bro?
Casio slides his hand down and grabs Hector’s groin. Hector’s
eyes water.
CASIO
I will rip your baloney pony off of
your body.
Casio releases Hector’s groin. Hector turns to Snodgrass.
Hector walks away.
HECTOR
I’ll get with you another time,
little bro.
Casio walks over to Donald.
CASIO
Do you want to ride the pony?
Donald reaches out to touch Casio’s chest, but pulls his hand
back.
DONALD
No! I can’t join a cult!
Donald runs out of the bar.
Snodgrass walks over to Casio.
SNODGRASS
I will take a pony ride.
EXT. WILTON DRIVE - NIGHT
Donald runs into the street and bumps into JAMMER (30), a
muscular, hairy man, with a tattoo of a bull on his right
shoulder. He wears all black leather with a black whip.
Donald falls to the ground.
Jammer’s black boot rests on Donald’s cheek.
JAMMER
Lick my boot, slave.
DONALD
Excuse me?
Jammer whips Donald’s ass.

5.
JAMMER
I said lick my boot, slave.
DONALD
This is not my scene, dude.
Jammer presses his boot down on Donald’s cheek and whips his
ass again.
DONALD (CONT’D)
OUCH!!! That hurts.
JAMMER
It’s supposed to hurt, porky.
JESUS (29), a dark-skinned, muscular, Puerto Rican man, wears
a blue suit. He has thick, black hair and a hairy chest with
a gold badge around his neck.
Jesus walks over to both men. He shows his badge to Jammer.
JESUS
Take it off the street, boys.
Jammer steps back. Donald stands up with his shirt covered in
dirt.
DONALD
Thank God you saved me from this
crazy man.
Jammer looks at Donald as he folds up his whip.
JAMMER
Crazy? A lard ass like you should
be thanking the gay gods, a Barbie
like me would take pity on you.
Jesus steps in between the two men.
JESUS
Move it along.
DONALD
I need a drink.
Donald walks down Wilton Drive, turns, takes a quick look at
Jesus, and goes into another bar.
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT
Donald sits on a small barstool next to JUAN PABLO (39), a
lean, muscular, hairless, dark skinned Brazilian man.

6.
DONALD
What does a guy have to do to get a
drink around here?
JUAN PABLO
Be a Barbie.
Donald looks across the bar and sees BLAZE (28), tall, lean,
muscular, tan, with skinny jeans and a black, Hugo Boss shirt
unbuttoned down to his navel. He has thick, blond hair.
Johnny and Hector stand next to him.
All the bartenders surround them.
DONALD
What about us?
JUAN PABLO
We’re just Midges. You know,
Barbie’s ugly friend.
Juan Pablo takes his tee-shirt off.
DONALD
I know they rule this town, and
every guy in this place wants to be
them.
JUAN PABLO
Not me, papi, they are all mean
bitches.
Donald gets off his bar stool. Juan Pablo turns to him.
JUAN PABLO (CONT’D)
What are you doing?
DONALD
Don’t worry, you will see.
Donald squeezes his way through the crowd and walks across
the bar to the Barbies.
DONALD (CONT’D)
Excuse me! I want to get a drink.
Blaze turns to Donald.
Johnny laughs.
BLAZE
You want a drink, sweetie? Let me
buy it for you.

7.
Donald turns red.
DONALD
No, I can get it myself.
BLAZE
Sweetie, please let me.
SIMON (27), tall, lean, black hair, wears white glasses with
a tight, yellow shirt and tight, white pants.
SIMON
Blaze, really, this again?
Blaze looks at Simon. He waves his hand in the air.
BLAZE
I want to have some fun tonight.
Whatever.
SIMON
BEAR (35), an overweight, hairy man with a long, thick beard
wears overalls and walks over to Donald. Bear scratches his
ass.
BEAR
My Cubs and I might want to join
you.
Blaze ignores Bear. Blaze strokes Donald’s cheeks and turns
to the bartender.
BLAZE
Jordan, Sex on the Beach.
JORDAN (21), shirtless, muscular, wears neon green, tight
shorts. He nods his head, makes the drink, and hands it to
Donald.
DONALD
Aren’t you going to pay for it?
BLAZE
No, sweetie. I never pay for
drinks.
DONALD
Am I dreaming?
Blaze takes Donald’s hand.

8.
BLAZE
No, sweetie. Tonight all your
dreams will come true.
Donald looks at Blaze and reaches out to touch Blaze’s tan
chest. Blaze grabs Donald’s hand.
BLAZE (CONT’D)
You want to touch this? Let’s go
back to my place and play then.
Really?
DONALD
Blaze puts his arm around Donald.
BLAZE
Sweetie, this is your lucky night.
I’ve been looking for someone like
you all night long.
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, BEDROOM - NIGHT
In the middle of the room stands a large, gold, four post
bed. Blaze comes from the bathroom in a black satin robe.
BLAZE
Get undressed, sweetie.
DONALD
With the lights on?
BLAZE
Don’t be shy. I like big boys.
Blaze reaches over to the nightstand, grabs a paper, picks up
a pen, and hands it to Donald.
DONALD
What’s this?
BLAZE
Before we can do the deed, you need
to sign this nondisclosure
agreement. You know that I am very
well known.
DONALD
Why, since we are just hooking up?

9.
BLAZE
Sweetie, people would kill to get
into this room. I’m a very private
person.
Donald grabs the paper and signs it. He hands it to Blaze who
places it on the nightstand.
Blaze unbuttons Donald’s shirt. He then undoes Donald’s
pants. Blaze takes off his robe to reveal his nude, hairless,
muscular body. Donald drops to his knees.
INT. BLAZE'S HOUSE, SMALL ROOM - NIGHT
Johnny looks through the one-way mirror and takes out a video
camera.
JOHNNY
I just had sex with that fatty.
HECTOR
Bro, what a loser he is. I would
never do a fat guy.
SIMON
I am getting bored with this.
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, KITCHEN - DAY
Donald stands at the counter, wears a blue robe, and drinks
from a Mickey Mouse, coffee cup. He hears the front door lock
CLICK and steps out of the kitchen.
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY
Juan Pablo enters, opens the closet door, and takes off his
clothes. He takes out a feather duster, walks across the
room, and dusts the bookshelves.
DONALD
Nice of you to show up. You’re
late.
Juan Pablo puts his hands on his hips.
JUAN PABLO
See this body, papi; many men want
me to clean their house.
Donald takes a sip of his coffee. He hears the doorbell RING
and glares at Juan Pablo.

10.
DONALD
Aren’t you going to answer it?
JUAN PABLO
I am just the housekeeper, not the
maid. Doors are extra, papi.
Donald walks over to the door and opens it. Snodgrass enters,
all out of breath. He takes out his inhaler and takes two
PUFFS. He wears a green, My Little Pony, tee-shirt.
SNODGRASS
Tell me that you did not have sex
with Blaze last night.
Donald leans against the wall.
DONALD
Yes I did and I didn’t even have to
pay for it.
Juan Pablo listens to the conversation as he dusts off the
flat screen television.
SNODGRASS
Those guys are evil. Remember what
Hector wanted to do to me if he had
taken me outside last night?
DONALD
Come on, I had a great time, and by
the way he’s better than Johnny.
Juan Pablo walks over to both of them.
JUAN PABLO
He’s right. If Mr. Blaze had sex
with you, then it cannot be good.
Juan Pablo points his finger at Donald’s head and then points
downwards to Donald’s body.
DONALD
Hey, what do you guys mean?
Snodgrass takes his cell phone out of his front pants pocket.
SNODGRASS
See, they took a video and posted
it for everyone to see.
DONALD
Oh my God! I am so fat in that.
Where does my ass begin and end?

11.
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, KITCHEN - DAY
Donald opens his refrigerator, pulls out a cake, grabs a fork
from the drawer, and eats it.
SNODGRASS
That won’t help.
DONALD
Come to daddy.
Donald takes a bite of cake.
DONALD (CONT’D)
I am so fat in that video. I look
like a hairy, beached whale.
SNODGRASS
Put it down.
DONALD
This makes me feel good.
Donald points to Snodgrass’s tee shirt.
DONALD (CONT’D)
Did you ride that hot guy’s pony?
SNODGRASS
No, I didn’t. I walked home after
you left.
DONALD
You know, if you do it with any of
them, you become part of their
cult.
Snodgrass nods his head.
SNODGRASS
What’s with you and cults?
Donald puts the cake down and walks out of the room with
Snodgrass.
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY
Donald looks at the clock on the wall.
DONALD
Balls! I’m late for work.

12.
JUAN PABLO
You need to pay me. Go to work.
SNODGRASS
You can deal with the video later.
Donald walks towards the bedroom door.
DONALD
I’m not worried. Who wants to watch
this fat guy have sex anyway?
JUAN PABLO
Amen to that!
INT. OUT OF THE CLOSET PHARMACY - DAY
Donald stands at the counter. MR. COBBLEDICK (80), comes up
to the counter.
DONALD
Are you here for a pick up?
Mr. Cobbledick adjusts his glasses.
MR. COBBLEDICK
Yes, it’s under B.J. Cobbledick.
DONALD
Did you say B.J?
MR. COBBLEDICK
Yes, is there a problem? How many
B.J. Cobbledick’s can there be in
Wilton Manors?
Donald turns around, goes through a white box, and pulls out
a small, white bag. Donald hands it to Mr. Cobbledick.
DONALD
Do you have any questions?
Mr. Cobbledick looks at the bag and looks at Donald.
MR. COBBLEDICK
Yeah, I have a question? Aren’t you
that fat guy in the video.
Donald’s face turns red. Sweat from his forehead pours down
his face. STEVIE (32), comes out from her office. She has
short, black hair and a thin mustache. She wears green scrubs
and a long, white lab coat.

13.
Mr. Cobbledick adjusts his glasses. He looks at Stevie’s
mustache.
MR. COBBLEDICK (CONT’D)
You need a shave, man.
STEVIE
Excuse me! I’m a woman, sir.
MR. COBBLEDICK
Women, men, you can’t tell the
difference now a days, unless they
are naked. A dick is always a dick.
Stevie puts her hand on Donald’s shoulder.
STEVIE
Finish up with this customer and
come back to my office.
Stevie walks away. Donald rings up Mr. Cobbledick.
DONALD
That will be eight dollars.
Mr. Cobbledick reaches into his pocket and counts out the
money. He hands it to Donald.
MR. COBBLEDICK
Stick to your day job, kid. Leave
the porn to the muscle boys.
Mr. Cobbledick laughs and leaves. Donald runs his hands
through his hair.
INT. OUT OF THE CLOSET PHARMACY, STEVIE’S OFFICE - DAY
Donald walks in and sits in a small chair. Stevie looks at
her computer screen. She laughs, but hides it from Donald.
STEVIE
What’s this?
Stevie turns the computer screen around. It plays the video
of him and Blaze’s sex act, with Blaze’s face a blur.
DONALD
Some guy I hooked up with posted
this.

14.
STEVIE
It’s against company policy to have
something so disgusting posted for
the public to see.
Donald looks at the video play. He sees his fat jiggle in the
video.
DONALD
I will get him to take it down.
Stevie looks at the video. She laughs as Donald’s belly
wiggles in the video. She composes herself and turns the
computer monitor back towards her.
STEVIE
I am sorry, I have to let you go.
DONALD
Please, I will get it removed
today. Just don’t fire me.
Donald puts his hands on Stevie’s desk.
STEVIE
It’s too late. Punch out. I will
pay you for today.
Donald stands as tears fall from his eyes.
DONALD
You know what? That customer was
right. You do need a shave.
Stevie puts her hand on her mustache.
Get Out!
STEVIE
Donald walks out with his head held down.
INT. THE FLOPPY COCK BAR - DAY
Donald sits at the bar with a small box of his work items
next to him. Donald picks up a glass and takes a drink.
RICKEY (21), blond hair, blue eyes, wears tight, white shorts
and a tight, blue, sleeveless shirt that has LIFEGUARD
written across it. Rickey sits next to Donald.
RICKEY
You look like your life is over.

15.
Donald puts his drink down. He looks at Rickey and smiles.
DONALD
It is. I did something stupid.
Rickey leans forward, across the bar, and grabs a remote
control.
RICKEY
Something stupid like make a porn
video?
Rickey points the remote control at the video screen.
Donald’s sex video with Blaze plays on all the video screens
in the bar.
DONALD
Make it stop! Why are you so cruel?
Donald grabs Rickey’s forearm.
RICKEY
Let go, fat boy. I’m a Barbie.
Donald lets Rickey’s forearm go. Donald gets up. All the men
in the bar laugh. Donald takes his box and runs out of the
bar.
RICKEY (CONT’D)
That’s right, run home and cry,
fatso.
EXT. WILTON DRIVE - DAY
Donald runs down Wilton Drive. Everyone on the drive points
and laughs at him. Cars honk their horns at him.
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Donald hears a KNOCK at his door. He wears a blue bathrobe
and opens the door. ERIC (25), with red hair wears a
sleeveless shirt and gym shorts. Eric walks in and Donald
closes the door.
ERIC
You called for a massage?
Eric winks his eye at Donald.
DONALD
Yeah, the bedroom is through there.

16.
Eric walks up to Donald. He studies his face.
ERIC
You’re the fat guy in that porn
video.
DONALD
No, no, not me. I don’t do porn.
Eric runs his hand against Donald’s cheek.
ERIC
No, you’re him. God, you look even
fatter in person.
Donald pushes Eric away.
DONALD
Get out! This isn’t going to
happen. Go please!
Eric walks towards the door.
ERIC
You still need to pay me.
Donald reaches into his robe pocket and pulls out money and
throws it at Eric. Eric bends down and picks up the money.
DONALD
Go already!
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, HALLWAY ENTRANCE - NIGHT
Blaze stands with a white towel around his waist. He has four
gold chains around his neck. Donald walks in.
BLAZE
No humongo’s allowed. This party is
by invitation only.
DONALD
You don’t remember me?
Blaze looks at Donald.
BLAZE
No, I think I’d remember a Tuba
Luba like you.
DONALD
We had sex, and you posted a video
of it online. I’m Donald.

17.
A group of muscular men walk in. All of them have white
towels around their waist and push Donald over to the side.
BLAZE
Oh, that video, sweetie.
DONALD
Yes, that video ruined my life.
Blaze looks toward the living room at all the men. Blaze
licks his lips.
Blaze laughs.
BLAZE
You know that little video is so
popular. I could do another one,
pay some twink to co-star, and I
can make you a plus-sized star.
DONALD
I don’t want to be a porn star. I
want my life back. Take the video
down.
BLAZE
Can’t do that, sweetie. It has too
many followers. It’s good for my
business. You understand. Now get
out!
Donald raises his arm. Blaze pushes Donald out to the front
of his house, and SLAMS the door shut.
EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE - NIGHT
DONALD
I am going to sue you for this!
Blaze’s front door swings open.
BLAZE
You can’t, sweetie. You signed a
waiver.
Blaze SLAMS the door shut. THUNDER sounds in the background.
Balls!
DONALD

18.
INT. WILTON MANORS POLICE STATION, JESUS’ OFFICE - DAY
Donald sits and waits. Jesus walks in holding a file marked
Snodgrass. He puts the file on his desk and sits behind the
desk.
JESUS
How can I help you?
Donald wipes the sweat from his forehead.
DONALD
There’s this video that I need
taken down.
Jesus leans back in his chair. He takes a deep breath.
JESUS
What type of video?
Donald looks at the floor.
DONALD
A sex one.
Jesus stands up and walks over to Donald.
JESUS
You made a sex video and someone
stole it from you?
DONALD
No, it wasn’t stolen. This group of
men, known as the Barbies, tricked
me by video taping me having sex.
They posted it for everyone to see.
Jesus sits on the edge of his desk.
JESUS
The Barbies again?
Donald looks at Jesus.
DONALD
Again? Has this happened before?
Jesus runs his hand through his thick, black hair.
JESUS
I just got done with another guy,
before you came. The Barbies seem
to prey on guys like you.

19.
DONALD
You mean losers?
Jesus stands and walks back to his chair and sits.
Jesus smiles.
JESUS
No, not losers, just guys with low
self esteem.
DONALD
You have to be able to stop them. I
need that video taken down.
JESUS
Did you sign anything before you
had sex?
Donald looks at the floor.
DONALD
Yes I did, but...
JESUS
Did you read it first, or even stop
to think that it was a little weird
to be asked to sign a contract
before having sex with someone?
Donald looks at Jesus. He wipes sweat from his face.
DONALD
No, I didn’t. I was horny and just
wanted to do it. There has to be
something you can do. They can’t
keep ruining people’s lives.
JESUS
Look, I’ve been investigating the
Barbies. They do these videos by
the book. Did they force you to
sign it?
DONALD
No, no, I did it willingly.
JESUS
Then there is nothing I can do.
Take this as a lesson learned.
Donald stands, turns, and heads to the office door.

20.
JESUS (CONT’D)
I have some words of advice for
you.
Donald stops, turns, and looks at Jesus.
JESUS (CONT’D)
Stop hooking up with these pretty
boys. Find a nice guy who will make
you happy and settle down.
DONALD
In this town? Nice guys are few and
far between.
Donald turns and leaves. Jesus leans back in his chair.
INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY
Donald walks in. Juan Pablo sits on the sofa and sobs. His
feather duster is on the floor next to his foot. Donald goes
over to him.
DONALD
Did someone die on your telenovela?
Juan Pablo looks up at Donald.
JUAN PABLO
Mr. Snodgrass is dead.
Donald sits next to Juan Pablo.
DONALD
What? How?
JUAN PABLO
The Barbies made a video of him,
just like yours.
Donald puts his arm around Juan Pablo.
JUAN PABLO (CONT’D)
Don’t touch me, papi. I will have
to charge you extra for that.
Donald walks over to the computer. He looks at the video on
Blaze’s website. The video shows Snodgrass have sex with a
Barbie, who wears a Bronie tee-shirt as a disguise.
Donald looks over at Juan Pablo.

21.
DONALD
Why would he kill himself? It’s
just a video like mine.
Juan Pablo stands and puts his hands on his hips.
JUAN PABLO
Because the Bronies threw him out
of their cult for having sex with a
Barbie.
DONALD
He told me that he wasn’t part of
that cult.
JUAN PABLO
He was always at the Dirty Pony bar
with those whore Bronies.
Donald walks over to Juan Pablo.
DONALD
I’m his best friend. He could have
come to me.
JUAN PABLO
Mr. Snodgrass had many secrets. He
suffered from depression and this
video pushed him over the edge.
Juan Pablo walks back to the sofa and sits. He picks up his
feather duster.
JUAN PABLO (CONT’D)
I cannot believe this has happened
again.
DONALD
What do you mean again?
Juan Pablo taps his right foot.
JUAN PABLO
The Barbies are responsible for the
death of my Fairy Drag Mother,
Norma Thrills.
Donald walks over to the couch and sits next to Juan Pablo.
DONALD
Fairy what?

22.
JUAN PABLO
They made a video called Norma,
She’s No Thrill. It ruined her
career as a drag queen.
Donald stands up and walks over to his large picture window.
DONALD
Those bitches have to pay for what
they’ve done.
Juan Pablo walks over to Donald.
Donald turns.
JUAN PABLO
I agree, papi. You must get revenge
on them.
DONALD
But how? Look at me. I am a fat
loser. How can I take down the
Barbies?
Juan Pablo runs back to the closet, reaches into his shorts,
pulls out a white card, and turns to Donald.
JUAN PABLO
You become one of them, papi.
DONALD
What? Do you or I have a magic wand
that will make me thin and hot?
Donald falls onto the sofa and runs both hands through his
thinning hair.
DONALD (CONT’D)
How could I be so stupid and sign
that contract?
JUAN PABLO
No, papi, don't let them win. Mr.
Snodgrass and Norma took the easy
way out.
Donald looks at Juan Pablo.
DONALD
If I looked like you, I could fight
back.
Juan Pablo puts his arm around Donald.

23.
DONALD (CONT’D)
You’re not charging extra are you?
JUAN PABLO
No, papi, but I can help you become
thin, lean, and muscular.
Donald starts to sob.
DONALD
I’ve tried everything to lose
weight, from Weight Watchers to
Jenny Craig, but nothing works.
JUAN PABLO
No, papi. I know a place that you
can go to lose the weight and they
have a support group that motivates
you to get into shape.
Donald stands and walks across the room.
DONALD
Like a fat camp?
Juan Pablo stands and puts the card on the coffee table.
JUAN PABLO
This place works. Even J-Lo lost
her baby fat there.
DONALD
Really, it’s that good? So if it
works, then what?
Juan Pablo walks over to Donald and puts his hands on his
shoulders.
JUAN PABLO
I suggest plastic surgery, this way
they won’t recognize you. Then, you
make those bitches pay for what
they did to you and Mr. Snodgrass.
DONALD
I can change who I am and become
someone new?
Juan Pablo walks back across the room and picks up his
feather duster.

24.
JUAN PABLO
You would not be the first, papi.
Do you really think I was born a
nude housekeeper?
Donald walks back to his picture window and looks out on the
Drive.
DONALD
I can transform myself and join the
Barbies, so I can get my revenge on
each one of them. That just might
work, but how do I join them.
Juan Pablo starts to dust the coffee table.
Donald turns.
JUAN PABLO
The only way in is to date one of
them.
DONALD
I can become one of them and rid
this town of those dolls.
JUAN PABLO
Papi, let’s not get crazy.
Donald walks over to the coffee table and picks up the card.
DONALD
I will do it for losers like me and
for Snodgrass.
JUAN PABLO
Don’t worry, papi. Your secret will
be safe with me.
Donald walks over and hugs Juan Pablo.
DONALD
You’re more than just my
housekeeper. You’re my Fairy
Godmother.
JUAN PABLO
I would cry, but I just had Botox,
and my tear ducts don’t work.
Donald walks to his pink phone.

25.
INT. MY LITTLE PONY CHAPEL - DAY
The chapel has large, stained glass windows with scenes from
the Bible, all with My Little Pony in them.
Donald stands in the back in a black suit. He walks down the
aisle to Snodgrass’s coffin. He kneels down in front of it.
DONALD
I promise you buddy; I will make
them pay for what they have done to
you.
Donald stands and walks back up the aisle. He bumps into
Jesus.
JESUS
You’re paying your respects?
DONALD
You could have stopped this.
JESUS
I told you that I cannot do
anything if unsuspecting persons,
such as yourself, or even this guy,
sign a contract with them.
Jesus kisses his gold cross.
DONALD
How many more will die in the hands
of those Barbies?
JESUS
We don’t know if the video was the
reason he killed himself.
Donald wipes the sweat from his forehead.
DONALD
Wake up! There’s no other reason.
This guy was my best friend.
Jesus folds his arms.
JESUS
Well, did you know that his
boyfriend over there dumped him the
day before his death?
Donald turns and sees Casio.

26.
DONALD
No, you’re wrong. They were not
dating.
Jesus’ cell phone RINGS. Jesus looks at the screen.
JESUS
I’ve got to take this. Stop by my
office and we can talk about it
further.
Jesus walks outside. Donald goes over to Casio.
DONALD
Were you dating Snodgrass?
CASIO
Yes, my big boy from the other
night, he was one of my ponies.
Casio gets close to Donald. He strokes Donald’s cheek.
CASIO (CONT’D)
Do you want to take his place? My
offer still stands.
Juan Pablo comes over and pulls Donald away. Donald looks at
Juan Pablo.
DONALD
I’ve never seen you in dress
clothes before.
Juan Pablo walks Donald up the aisle.
JUAN PABLO
Yes I know, but you don’t have much
more time for this. You’ve got a
plane to catch.
Casio steps in the aisle.
CASIO
There’s always room in my stable
for a big boy like you.
Donald turns and looks at Casio as Juan Pablo pulls him
outside.
EXT. MY LITTLE PONY CHAPEL - DAY
Donald turns and looks at the chapel.

27.
DONALD
I hate cults.
A bird flies by and shits on Donald’s suit jacket. Donald
looks at his suit jacket.
Balls!
DONALD (CONT’D)
Juan Pablo takes out a handkerchief and wipes Donald’s suit
jacket.
JUAN PABLO
I never get a day off. I always
have to clean something.
Donald looks at Juan Pablo.
DONALD
Maybe he killed himself over his
breakup with Casio?
Juan Pablo stops wiping Donald’s suit jacket.
JUAN PABLO
No, papi, Hector set this whole
thing up for revenge from the other
night, when you were both in the
bar.
DONALD
How do you know that?
JUAN PABLO
I hear a lot of things when I
clean.
A cab pulls up. Donald and Juan Pablo walk over to it and get
inside.
INT. NEW YOU COSMETIC SURGERY CENTER, DONALD’S ROOM - DAY,
SIX MONTHS LATER
Donald lies in bed with his face in bandages. He has no shirt
on and PETER (22), a young, thin man with brown hair in
tight, blue scrubs gives him a sponge bath.
Dr. HOLLIS (55), tall, stocky, with grayish, black hair
enters the room. He waves at Peter to leave the room.

28.
DR. HOLLIS
Well Donald, today we will remove
the bandages. Your six-pack and
buttock implants look good too.
Dr. Hollis removes Donald’s bandages. Dr. Hollis gives Donald
a mirror.
DR. HOLLIS (CONT’D)
How do you like the new you?
Donald looks at his new face and his hair, which is now thick
and blond. Donald rubs his hands against his new face.
DONALD
I can’t believe it. I look like a
new person.
DR. HOLLIS
Well Donald, isn’t that what you
wanted? You worked so hard to lose
all that weight and now you have a
new face and a full head of hair.
DONALD
I wouldn’t be here without the
support of the guys from the fat
camp. I had such a tough time and
they helped me stay motivated.
DR. HOLLIS
Remember, beauty is only skin deep,
Donald.
Donald takes Dr. Hollis’ hand.
DONALD
Please call me Donny. That’s who I
am now.
Donny gets out of his bed, walks over to the sink, and looks
into the mirror.
I’m hot!
DONNY
Peter enters the room.
Donny looks at him.
PETER
I am here to finish your bath.

29.
Sure.
DONNY
Donny gets back into the bed. Peter unties Donny’s hospital
gown exposing his muscular body. Peter picks up the sponge
and goes down Donny’s chest and lingers at his groin.
EXT. NEW YOU COSMETIC SURGERY CENTER - DAY
Donny leaves the hospital in skinny jeans and a tight, white
tee-shirt. He turns to Peter, kisses him on the lips, and
then enters the taxicab.
Dr. Hollis comes out and waves goodbye as the taxicab drives
away.
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY
Juan Pablo enters the apartment and takes off his clothes. He
reaches into the closet and pulls out a feather duster. He
dusts the tops of all the bookcases.
Donny enters the room with a white towel around his waist.
JUAN PABLO
Who are you?
DONNY
It’s me, Donald.
JUAN PABLO
Papi, I thought you were dead.
Thank goodness you’ve come back.
The cookie jar you left with my pay
was almost empty.
Donald walks into the middle of the living room, and he
twirls around.
DONNY
In a way, I did die. Donald is
dead. All hail Donny!
JUAN PABLO
Papi, I will get on my knees for
that.
DONNY
No need for that right now. I need
to start my plan.

30.
JUAN PABLO
How can I help?
Donny walks across the room.
DONNY
Are the Barbies still running this
town?
JUAN PABLO
Yes, they are stronger then ever,
papi.
DONNY
What’s my best way into the group?
Juan Pablo looks at the ceiling, then the floor, and then at
Donny.
Donny laughs.
JUAN PABLO
Dating Mr. Simon is your best way
in. Papi, you look nothing like
your old self. Are you really
Donald?
DONNY
Of course I am Donald. Who else
would I be, you silly maid?
Juan Pablo continues to dust, but glances at Donny as he sits
at the computer.
The doorbell RINGS. Donny looks at Juan Pablo.
DONNY (CONT’D)
Are you going to get that?
JUAN PABLO
I am still just the housekeeper,
papi, not the maid.
Donny gets up, walks over to the door, opens it, and Jesus
comes in. He checks out Donny in his towel.
JESUS
I am looking for Donald. I just got
a tip that he lives here.
Juan Pablo looks at Donny, who turns, and looks at Jesus.

31.
DONNY
Sorry, he does not live here any
more.
JESUS
Do you have a forwarding address or
a way I can contact him?
Donny adjusts his towel.
DONNY
No, but what is this in reference
to?
JESUS
I can only tell you that it is
about a case I’ve been working on.
Juan Pablo walks over to Donny and Jesus.
JUAN PABLO
Is this about Mr. Snodgrass’ death?
JESUS
I can’t talk about it with you two.
Jesus reaches in his pocket, pulls out a card, and hands it
to Donny.
JESUS (CONT’D)
If you hear from Donald, have him
call me.
Jesus turns and walks out the door.
JUAN PABLO
You should have told him that
you’re Donald to find out more
about his investigation.
Donny grabs Juan Pablo’s arm.
DONNY
No, he cannot know the truth and
nobody can find out my true
identity.
Donny releases Juan Pablo’s arm.
JUAN PABLO
You sure are strong now, papi. I
think you may have bruised me. I
will have to charge you extra for
that.

32.
Donny walks to his bedroom door and leaves the room.
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - NIGHT
Donny stands up and looks down at Johnny, who lies nude in
bed, with the blanket strewn across the floor. Donny searches
around on the floor and picks up a pair of white briefs.
Get out.
DONNY
Johnny jumps.
DONNY (CONT’D)
We’re done, trick.
Johnny stands and grabs his red underwear.
I’m not.
JOHNNY
Johnny walks over and hugs Donny. Donny pushes him away.
Johnny stumbles back.
DONNY
Leave! I got off, so now it’s time
for you to go.
JOHNNY
Let’s take a shower together. You’d
be surprised what I can do with a
bar of soap.
Donny picks up Johnny’s shirt and pants, and throws them to
him. Johnny catches his pants, but his shirt falls to the
floor.
DONNY
No shower, just get dressed and
leave, trick.
Johnny slips on his white tee-shirt that has Floppy Cock
written across it.
JOHNNY
What’s your deal? All the guys in
this town want me. Most pay big
money for some of this.
Johnny points to his body.

33.
DONNY
Well I had you and you left a bad
taste in my mouth.
Fuck you!
JOHNNY
DONNY
You don’t live up to your
reputation.
Johnny walks over to Donny and pushes him. Donny spits on
Johnny’s face. Johnny wipes his face with his hand.
JOHNNY
You’re going to wish you never did
that, bitch.
Johnny turns and storms out of the room. Donny takes a deep
breath and runs both hands through his hair.
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, DRESSING ROOM BATHROOM - DAY
Donny has blue, latex gloves on both hands and a black bag.
Donny uses the bottle of Visible Detection Paste, and rubs
the gel all over the toilet seat.
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, STRIPPER STAGE - DAY
Donny puts Floc all over the floor of the stage, and around
Johnny’s stripper pole.
INT. JAVA BOYS COFFEE HOUSE - DAY
Donny sits at a table and drinks a cup of coffee. Johnny
comes in and sits at his table.
DONNY
What do you want, trick?
Donny picks up his coffee and takes a drink. He puts the
coffee cup down.
JOHNNY
You’re that beached whale who used
to pay me for sex. You’re Donald. I
had sex with him in your apartment.
I thought I had been there before.
Donny raises his eyebrows.

34.
Donny stands.
DONNY
Do I look fat to you? Do I even
look like him?
JOHNNY
I just know you’re him. I can’t
wait to tell everyone that you’re
the lard ass in Blaze’s video.
DONNY
Who’s going to believe a dirty,
little whore like you?
JOHNNY
I am a Barbie.
Johnny stands and pushes Donny. Donny falls back.
JOHNNY (CONT’D)
Nobody rejects me.
Donny comes forward in front of Johnny.
DONNY
It didn’t feel very good to get
rejected, did it, trick.
JOHNNY
You should talk. You’re still
paying for sex. Can’t you find
someone to have sex with you for
free?
Donny gets in Johnny’s face.
DONNY
Watch it, trick, you’re on thin
ice.
JOHNNY
You should be scared, doughboy. The
Barbies will run you out of this
town.
Donny picks up his cup of coffee and throws it on Johnny’s
chest. Johnny steps back.
Jesus enters.
JOHNNY (CONT’D)
It’s time for you to get a beat
down, and not the kind you pay for.

35.
JESUS
Is there a problem, boys?
JOHNNY
No, just having coffee with an old
friend.
Jesus looks at the coffee stains on Johnny’s shirt.
JESUS
Looks to me like you’re wearing it.
JOHNNY
I’ve got a show to do.
Johnny turns and walks away. Donny sits back down.
Jesus goes over to Donny’s table.
JESUS
I’d stay away from that one.
Donny looks at Jesus.
DONNY
Why is that?
Jesus sits at the table.
JESUS
Look, I get it that you’re new
here. That guy will bring you
nothing but trouble, or an STD.
Donny plays with his napkin.
Donny stands up.
DONNY
What kind of guy should I go for,
someone like you?
JESUS
Would that be such a bad idea?
However, this is not about me. I am
just trying to steer you in the
right direction.
DONNY
Thanks for your advice. I know what
I have to do now.
Donny walks away. Jesus turns and watches him walk out the
door.

36.
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT
Donny sits on a barstool. Jordan walks over.
Donny smiles.
JORDAN
Hey, you want to hook up later?
DONNY
Maybe, let’s see how the night
goes, hottie.
JORDAN
You on vacation or new to town?
I’ve never seen you around here
before.
DONNY
I little of both, actually.
Jordan makes a drink and puts it in front of Donny.
Jordan smiles.
JORDAN
I can show you around town and
maybe even teach you a thing or two
about the locals.
DONNY
Thanks just the same, but I didn’t
order a drink.
JORDAN
It’s on the house. Think of it as a
welcome gift from me to you.
DONNY
Aren’t you sweet. Thanks a lot.
Donny picks up the drink and spills some of it on his shirt.
Jordan rolls his eyes and walks away.
Donny looks at the stage. A tall, thin, Asian man, FILBERT
(30), comes on stage with torn blue jeans and no shirt on. He
holds a gold microphone.
FILBERT
Please welcome to the stage, our
star attraction, Johnny!
Filbert steps back behind the red curtain as Johnny comes
out. Johnny pulls down his pants and moons the audience.

37.
Donny walks through the crowd that laughs at the outline of a
purple, toilet seat on Johnny’s ass. Johnny looks at his ass,
slips, and falls head first into the stripper pole.
EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT
Donny stands in the crowd and watches as the paramedics wheel
Johnny, who is not responsive, into an ambulance and drive
away. Donny bumps into Simon.
DONNY
Sorry, dude.
Simon adjusts his black, horn-rim glasses.
SIMON
I’m not. Bumping into you is the
best thing that’s happened to me
tonight.
Donny runs his hands through his hair.
SIMON (CONT’D)
You want to go to my place for a
drink?
DONNY
I’m not that easy. Maybe for just
one drink.
Simon removes his glasses.
SIMON
Everyone’s easy in this town.
You’re in the Island City. Sexual
desire is pumped into the air here.
Simon takes Donny’s hand.
INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Donny stands in an all white room with white furniture and
fixtures. Simon walks over and hands him a drink.
DONNY
You like white?
SIMON
It’s minimalist dear. You know,
like art on a blank canvas.

38.
Donny takes a sip of the drink. Simon walks over to the
stereo and puts on some SOFT MUSIC.
Donny puts his drink on the end table. Donny walks over to
the stereo then stands behind Simon.
DONNY
What other music have you got?
Simon turns, and kisses Donny. Donny pulls away.
DONNY (CONT’D)
Hey, I’m not some trick.
SIMON
No, you’re not. If you play your
cards right though, you can become
one of us.
Donny gets close to Simon.
Who’s us?
DONNY
Simon strokes Donny’s cheek.
SIMON
Only the most exclusive group of
men who rule this town.
DONNY
What do I have to do to join?
SIMON
To start with, have sex with me.
Donny grabs Simon. They kiss. Donny pulls off Simon’s shirt.
He sucks Simon’s nipples. Donny gets on his knees and undoes
Simon’s pants.
DONNY
Is this the start of my membership?
SIMON
We’ll see.
INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, MASTER BATHROOM - DAY
Simon shaves at his black marble vanity. Donny showers behind
him in an all-glass shower.

39.
SIMON
I want you to meet the others
today.
Others?
DONNY
Simon shaves the right side of his face.
SIMON
The Barbies, the group I told you
about.
Donny rinses the soap from his body. He puts some shampoo in
the palm of his hands.
DONNY
Sure, but how should I act?
Simon bends over and turns the water on. He washes off the
leftover shaving cream from his face. He stands and looks at
himself in the mirror.
SIMON
Just be yourself.
Donny rinses the shampoo out of his blond hair.
DONNY
Can you come do my back?
Simon turns and drops his towel to the floor. He opens the
glass door to the shower. Donny hands Simon a blue bar of
soap.
Simon scrubs Donny’s back.
SIMON
You didn’t get enough last night?
Donny turns and kisses Simon.
INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, DINING ROOM - DAY
Donny sits at the table. Juan Pablo comes in and carries a
tray of fruits and orange juice. Juan Pablo puts the fruits
and orange juice down in front of Donny.
DONNY
I thought you were only a
housekeeper and did not do this
sort of service?

40.
JUAN PABLO
I am the maid here, papi.
Simon wears a white robe with white slippers. He sits next to
Donny and kisses his cheek. Simon looks at Juan Pablo.
SIMON
That’s all for now. You can clean
up the master bath though. We made
a mess in there.
JUAN PABLO
I bet! Clean this, get that, that’s
all you ever talk about. You never
ask me how I am or anything else.
SIMON
Did you say something, Juan Pablo?
JUAN PABLO
No, Mr. Simon.
Juan Pablo leaves the room. Simon and Donny eat their
breakfast.
Rickey enters. He wears white, cut off jeans and a blue, cut
off shirt.
RICKEY
Did you hear about Johnny’s
condition?
SIMON
How did you get in here?
Donny picks up his orange juice and drinks it.
RICKEY
I used the key you gave me.
SIMON
Leave that key before you go.
Rickey puts the key on the table.
SIMON (CONT’D)
So tell me about Johnny.
RICKEY
He is in a coma.
Simon wipes his mouth.

41.
SIMON
What this time, one too many
tricks? Well, too bad. So sad to
hear it, but come on, he has one
foot in the gutter already.
Rickey looks at Donny.
RICKEY
Who’s this?
SIMON
Mind your manners, young man. This
is Donny.
Donny looks at Rickey and nods. Donny puts his hand out to
give Rickey a handshake. Rickey ignores Donny.
RICKEY
Are you taking him to Blaze’s
barbecue today?
Yes.
Whatever!
Watch it!
SIMON
RICKEY
SIMON
Rickey puts his hands on his hips and stares at Donny.
RICKEY
It’s a pleasure to meet you. Donny,
is it?
Donny picks up a white napkin and wipes his mouth.
DONNY
Yes, that’s my name.
Rickey ignores Donny.
SIMON
Don’t you need to go now? I am sure
Blaze needs your help getting the
barbecue ready.
RICKEY
Good luck, Donny. You’re going to
need it.

42.
Rickey turns and leaves. Simon bends over and kisses Donny on
the cheek.
SIMON
Don’t let him upset you. He just
feels threatened by you.
Why?
DONNY
SIMON
He just does. He’s just a silly
boy.
Simon drinks his orange juice. Donny eats his bowl of fruit.
Fruit falls into Donny’s lap.
EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY
Donny walks hand and hand with Simon. He has on a black
Speedo, and Simon a red Speedo. They walk over to Blaze who
has on a white Speedo and three gold chains around his neck.
SIMON
This is Donny.
Blaze turns and lifts his white sunglasses.
BLAZE
Impressive.
Donny and Blaze shake hands.
DONNY
Simon talks highly of you.
BLAZE
Really? Well he just texted me all
about you.
Simon puts his arm around Donny.
SIMON
He wants to become a Barbie.
Blaze walks over to the pool and looks at Rickey as he lies
on a float, glistening in the hot sun, in a yellow Speedo.
BLAZE
Sweetie, we don’t just let anyone
join our little family.

43.
SIMON
He belongs with us.
Blaze turns. Rickey rolls off the float and swims over to the
edge of the pool.
DONNY
I really want to be part of the
family.
BLAZE
Everyone in this town wants to be
one of us.
Rickey gets out of the pool, walks over to Blaze, and looks
at Donny.
RICKEY
What does he have to do to become
part of the family?
Hector comes up in a thong. He walks over to Blaze.
HECTOR
Bro, let me do his initiation. I’d
like to mess up that blond hair.
BLAZE
No, no, I think he’d enjoy that too
much.
Donny looks at Simon.
DONNY
What’s he talking about? You never
mentioned that there is some kind
of initiation.
BLAZE
Yes, Simon always skips over that
part. Don’t you Simon?
HECTOR
Simon is our best recruiter.
Simon looks at the Spanish floor tile, and then at Donny.
SIMON
Sorry about that, babe. But Blaze,
he does not need to prove himself.
Blaze walks over to Simon and strokes his cheek.

44.
BLAZE
I’m the leader, darling. I decide
who stays and who goes.
DONNY
No, I don’t want to perform some
random act to prove myself.
Juan Pablo comes out nude and carries a tray of Sushi. Donny
reaches out to get one, Blaze grabs his hand.
BLAZE
If you’re not going to play by our
rules, then you can leave now. This
is a private event.
HECTOR
Yeah, private, bro!
Rickey walks over to the pool, jumps in the water, swims to
his float, and climbs on it.
SIMON
Come on Blaze, don’t be such a
bitch.
BLAZE
Dear, dear, foolish Simon. You know
you will be bored with him in a
week.
Donny steps back. Juan Pablo walks over to Donny.
JUAN PABLO
Just do what they want, papi, or
you will never be able to be in the
inner circle.
DONNY
You’re the maid here too? How many
jobs do you have?
JUAN PABLO
Just do what Mr. Blaze wants or
your plan ends now.
HECTOR
Hey maid, get me a drink.
Juan Pablo puts the tray down and goes over to the bar. He
gives Hector the finger as his back is turned to him.
Donny walks over to Blaze.

45.
DONNY
Okay. I will play by your rules.
SIMON
You don’t have to. I will keep
seeing you if you’re not part of
the family.
Blaze takes Donny’s hand and leads him into the house. Donny
turns his head and looks back at Simon.
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, HALLWAY - DAY
Blaze points to a red door.
BLAZE
Go in that room where Bear and his
Cubs are playing and join in. If
Bear likes you, you’re in.
DONNY
But I am not into bears or group
sex.
BLAZE
I could tell that, but this is your
test. Take it or run home and cry
into your pillow.
Donny turns the door handle as he looks back at Blaze.
DONNY
Why are you such a bitch?
BLAZE
It’s who I am, sweetie. Get used to
it.
DONNY
What happened in your childhood to
make you this way?
BLAZE
I didn’t have a childhood. I was
born this way.
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SEX ROOM - DAY
Donny enters the room. Bear lies on a king size bed with FOUR
YOUNG NUDE BOYS (CUBS) around him. He looks at Donny.

46.
BEAR
Lose the suit and join me and my
Cubs.
Donny removes his suit, walks over to the bed, and Bear
reaches his hand out. Donny takes Bear’s hand and Bear pulls
him onto the bed.
Donny kisses Bear. The Cubs kiss Donny and lick him all over
his body.
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, KITCHEN - DAY
Juan Pablo puts three pitchers of beer on a cart. Donny walks
over and drops his towel. Donny urinates into each pitcher.
JUAN PABLO
Papi, you’re bad.
Donny picks up his towel and wraps it around his waist.
DONNY
It’s time for payback.
JUAN PABLO
Are you sure that they won’t find
out?
DONNY
They won’t. Put more ice in and
stir it.
Donny leaves the kitchen.
EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY
Donny comes out of the house. He walks over to Simon who
grabs him and hugs him.
DONNY
I think I am going to be sick.
Donny steps back. Blaze comes out with Rickey.
BLAZE
You passed! It wasn’t that bad, was
it? I have steel wool if you need
it.
SIMON
See, you’re one of us now.

47.
DONNY
I need another shower to get that
man’s smell off of me.
Simon grabs Donny and kisses him.
Juan Pablo comes out with the pitchers of beer on a cart.
Hector swims to the pool ladder and runs over to the beer. He
pours beer in his glass.
Rickey walks over and grabs a glass. Hector takes a drink.
HECTOR
Blaze, bro, where did you get this?
It has a familiar taste to it.
Donny steps back and laughs.
SIMON
What’s so funny, babe?
Rickey takes a drink.
RICKEY
You’re right. I’ve tasted this
somewhere before, but I just can’t
place where.
Donny falls into Simon’s arms and laughs hysterically. Simon
looks at Blaze.
SIMON
I told you, Blaze. Sex with Bear
was more than he could handle.
BLAZE
Don’t be such a drama queen!
Bear walks out in a white towel that barely fits around him.
His Cubs follow. Bear grabs a glass of beer and drinks it.
BEAR
This is good. I love that odd
taste, but can’t place it.
Donny laughs louder. The Cubs all take a glass.
Simon takes Donny into the house.
Jammer comes out of the house. Blaze walks over to him. He
waves his hand at Hector, who joins them.

48.
BLAZE
That Donny, I think I’ve seen him
before, but I can’t place where or
when.
JAMMER
I will check him out when I get
back from my business trip.
BLAZE
Good. Hector, in the meantime, I
want you to get close to him and
find out any information you can.
Hector puts his arm around Blaze. He takes a drink of beer.
HECTOR
You’re going to pay me my usual
fee?
BLAZE
Of course, sweetie. Do whatever you
have to.
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SCREENING ROOM - DAY
Simon and Donny sit on a long, black, leather sofa. An eighty
inch flat screen television takes up the wall.
DONNY
Blaze must watch a lot of movies in
here.
SIMON
No, this is where he watches porn.
He heads a studio that films and
produces them for him.
DONNY
So, it’s a porn studio then?
Simon puts his arm around Donny.
SIMON
Yes, but don’t worry, he’s not
going to film us. You’re one of us
now and he will respect that.
Simon kisses Donny. Donny pulls away.
DONNY
So he does amateur porn films as
well?

49.
SIMON
I don’t really know. Blaze’s
business is private.
Simon kisses Donny’s neck.
DONNY
I want to know all about you and
the Barbies.
Simon looks at Donny.
SIMON
In good time. I am going to Cuba
for business in a few days, but the
guys will take good care of you.
DONNY
What does that mean?
SIMON
Once you date one of us, you date
all of us.
Simon kisses Donny, pulls Donny’s towel off, and throws it
across the room. The towel hits the television.
INT. WILTON MANORS GENERAL HOSPITAL, JOHNNY’S ROOM - NIGHT
Donny enters and sees Johnny with several IV tubes and
monitors that surround him. Donny closes the curtain, takes
out a syringe, and puts it down on the tray table.
DONNY
You can never wake up and expose
me, trick.
Donny looks at the syringe and then looks at Johnny.
DONNY (CONT’D)
You deserve to die, trick, for all
your crimes, but... I just can’t do
it.
Donny opens the curtains and leaves the room.
A MAN IN PINK SCRUBS (23), walks in the room. He takes the
syringe from the tray table and injects Johnny’s IV bag. The
man leaves the room as the medical alarms on Johnny’s
monitors go off.

50.
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT
The bar is full of shirtless men in shorts. Donny has on
tight, blue jeans with no shirt. Blaze comes over to him in
tight, white shorts. Blaze pulls out a couple of cards.
DONNY
What are these?
BLAZE
I made an appointment for you with
my hair stylist. You need to get
the color right and get a better
cut.
DONNY
I spent a lot of money to look this
way.
Donny runs his hands through his hair.
BLAZE
Well, you need to be perfect,
because everyone judges us.
Blaze points to the crowd in the bar.
BLAZE (CONT’D)
Also, I made an appointment for you
with my dentist, so you can have
your teeth whitened.
Simon comes over in a pair of green, biker shorts.
SIMON
Hey babe, you look hot!
Simon kisses Donny. Blaze rolls his eyes.
DONNY
Well, Blaze thinks otherwise.
SIMON
What do you mean, babe?
Donny shows Simon the appointment cards.
SIMON (CONT’D)
Hey, it’s just to make you look
your best, babe.
Jordan comes over and hands Simon a drink.
Blaze puts his arm around Donny.

51.
BLAZE
All the Barbies have to look their
best, sweetie.
Casio walks over to Blaze and gets into Blaze’s face.
Blaze steps back.
CASIO
Don’t mess with us Bronies again!
BLAZE
Don’t threaten me, you horse
fucker!
Simon gets between them and pushes Donny aside.
CASIO
You mess with us again, and you and
your little Barbies will pay.
Casio shoves Simon out of the way.
BLAZE
I thought you Bronies were all
about love and friendship?
CASIO
We are, but when you mess with one
of us, you mess with all of us.
Casio walks away through the crowd.
SIMON
I told you not to mess with them.
BLAZE
Really? You’re afraid of some guys
that worship a cartoon horse?
SIMON
You should be. They also have power
in this town.
BLAZE
Not as much as we do.
Simon reaches for Donny’s hand and pulls him over to him.
SIMON
Just keep them off limits with the
games you play.

52.
BLAZE
Will do, sweetie.
Simon kisses Donny on the cheek.
SIMON
Are you okay?
DONNY
Yeah, I’m okay. That guy is scary
though.
SIMON
Let me put it this way, he’s not
put together all that well.
Donny squeezes Simon’s hand. Donny looks at Casio as he
dances with the rest of the Bronies on the dance floor.
DONNY
I thought the Bronies had their own
club to dance at?
SIMON
They do. Crashing ours is their way
of warning us to stay away.
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, MEN’S ROOM - NIGHT
Donny stands in front of the mirror and dries his hands.
Casio walks in and stands behind him.
CASIO
You’re not really one of them, are
you?
DONNY
Yes I am. I am a Barbie.
Casio grabs Donny’s shoulder and turns him. Casio gets closer
to Donny and their bodies touch.
CASIO
I can tell you hate them, just as
much as I do.
Donny caresses Casio’s chest.
DONNY
I don’t know what you are talking
about.

53.
Casio takes Donny in his arms and they kiss. Casio’s hands
slide down to Donny’s jeans. Donny pushes Casio away.
CASIO
We can destroy them together.
DONNY
Why would I want to destroy them?
They are my friends.
Donny walks to the bathroom door.
CASIO
They are friends to nobody. They
will use you up and then throw you
away. Your secret is safe with me.
Donny turns and looks at Casio.
DONNY
What secret?
Casio walks over to Donny and whispers in his ear.
CASIO
I can help you. We are brothers and
together we can make them pay.
Casio kisses the back of Donny’s neck. Casio grabs Donny and
pulls him into the stall.
CASIO (CONT’D)
Get on your knees and join us.
Casio undoes his pants. Donny pulls them down and laughs at
Casio’s My Little Pony underwear. Donny stands.
DONNY
No, I don’t need your help this
bad.
Casio grabs Donny and kisses him. Donny pushes him away.
CASIO
Come on, my brother, let’s finish
what we started.
Casio looks down at his groin. Donny walks out of the stall
and exits the bathroom.
INT. WILTON MANORS POLICE STATION, JESUS’ OFFICE - DAY
Jesus sits at a metal desk and looks at his computer screen.

54.
MUFFY (36), enters. She wears a blue, police uniform and her
black hair is tied back. She drops a file on Jesus’ desk.
JESUS
What’s this?
MUFFY
That stripper who fell on stage is
in a coma and now someone tried to
kill him.
Jesus grabs the file.
JESUS
Someone injected Pentobarbital in
his IV bag.
MUFFY
Poor guy, and now he’s on a
respirator. Sounds like someone
does not want him to wake up.
Muffy walks over behind Jesus and rubs his shoulders.
JESUS
That feels good!
Muffy reaches her hand down his chest.
MUFFY
So muscular!
JESUS
Hey, stop that.
Jesus pushes her hands off of his chest.
JESUS (CONT’D)
Yeah, I’ve got to find out who and
why someone wants this guy dead.
Jesus stands, walks over to his small, office window and
looks out on the Drive.
JESUS (CONT’D)
This guy has a long rap sheet for
drugs and hustling. I am sure he’s
made some enemies in his travels.
Muffy licks her lips as she stares at Jesus.

55.
EXT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME - NIGHT
Donny walks through Bear’s yard. He walks up the wooden steps
to the small deck and KNOCKS on the door.
Casio stands shirtless in the distance.
Bear opens the door in dirty underwear. Donny walks inside.
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Donny looks around the living room that is full of old,
broken furniture. Donny takes his shirt off. Bear walks over
and twists Donny’s nipples.
BEAR
I am surprised that you called me.
You didn’t seem to enjoy our last
hookup.
Bear releases Donny’s nipples. Donny rubs Bear’s fat, hairy
chest.
DONNY
No, that’s not it; I just wanted
you all to myself.
Donny kisses Bear on the lips and then their tongues touch.
Donny grabs Bear’s fat ass. Bear kisses Donny’s neck.
DONNY (CONT’D)
Let’s go into the bedroom.
Bear pulls away and points to a hallway.
BEAR
Better yet, you go to my bear room,
and get naked and I will meet up
with you shortly.
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BEAR ROOM - NIGHT
Donny walks into the small room where a full size bed has no
sheet on it, just a pillow. Donny pulls out a condom, and
puts it on the nightstand.
Donny kicks off his shoes, takes off his pants, and
underwear. He lies nude on the dirty mattress.
The door opens and Bear enters. He takes off his dirty, white
underwear and throws them in Donny’s face.

56.
BEAR
Smell them! Smell Bear!
Donny smells the underwear. Bear climbs onto the bed, on top
of Donny, and they kiss. Donny runs his hands across Bear’s
body. Bear then grabs Donny and puts him on all fours.
BEAR (CONT’D)
Don’t move. You know you want it,
boy.
DONNY
Yeah, give it to me, daddy.
Bear slaps Donny’s ass. He grabs a bottle of BOY BUTTER and
puts it on Donny’s ass. Bear grabs the condom. He rips it
open and places it on his hard member.
Take me!
DONNY (CONT’D)
Bear penetrates Donny, but then he pulls out.
Donny turns.
BEAR
It’s burning!
DONNY
What’s burning, daddy?
Donny gets off the bed.
BEAR
My pork sausage. It’s on fire.
Bear pulls off the condom and throws it on the floor.
BEAR (CONT’D)
I am not playing. It feels like
it’s on fire. Ouch!
Bear runs out of the room.
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BATHROOM - NIGHT
Bear reaches into the dirty shower, turns on the water, walks
in, and then rinses off his burning sausage. He then takes a
dry bar of soap, with pubic hair stuck to it, and cleans it.
Donny enters the bathroom and gets into the shower.

57.
DONNY
Feel better, daddy?
BEAR
What the hell did you do?
Donny takes the soap from Bear and scrubs Bear’s hairy back.
DONNY
Me, I didn’t do anything. I wanted
you to take me, but then you
stopped.
Bear turns around and grabs Donny. Donny drops the soap.
BEAR
No, that condom wasn’t mine. You
brought it here. You must have done
something with it to make it burn
me like that.
DONNY
No, I don’t know what made that
happen to you. I still want you
though, daddy.
Bear pushes Donny against the back of the shower.
BEAR
Blaze is right. There is something
about you that’s just not right.
Bear raises his right hand and slaps Donny’s face. Donny
pushes Bear and Bear slips on the soap on the bottom of the
shower. He falls back THUD.
Donny jumps out of the shower. He looks at Bear’s body on the
floor of the shower. Donny picks up a dirty towel and dries
himself off.
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BEAR ROOM - NIGHT
Donny walks in, puts on his underwear, his pants, then his
shoes. His cell phone RINGS, he looks at the screen, but he
does not answer it. He proceeds to the living room.
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Donny walks through the living room, puts his shirt on, grabs
a dirty rag from the floor, turns the front door handle, and
leaves.

58.
EXT. BEARS’S MOBILE HOME - NIGHT
Casio comes out and walks up to Bear’s front door. Casio
turns the handle and walks inside.
INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, BATHROOM - NIGHT
Donny soaks in a bubble bath. He takes the washrag and scrubs
his arms. The bathroom door opens.
Hector walks in the room in white brief underwear.
DONNY
What are you doing here?
Hector stands over the bathtub.
HECTOR
I was working out, bro.
DONNY
Where’s Simon?
HECTOR
He’s in Cuba, bro. He asked me to
keep you company.
Hector pulls down his underwear.
DONNY
What are you doing?
HECTOR
Bro, I want to clean up.
DONNY
I will be done in a few. It will be
all yours then.
Hector takes his underwear off.
HECTOR
Let’s save time. Simon told me to
make you happy, bro.
Hector climbs into the tub. Donny approaches him to kiss.
HECTOR (CONT’D)
I don’t kiss on the mouth. I’m
straight, bro.
Hector stands up and the bubbles cover him. Donny grabs him
and pulls him back into the tub.

59.
DONNY
Come on, I’ve never done it with a
straight boy.
HECTOR
Oh no? Straight boys do it better,
bro.
Water from the bathtub spills onto the floor.
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT
Blaze wears plaid, board shorts and stands against the bar.
He sips on his drink as Hector and Donny walk in.
BLAZE
Are you ready for the shoot
tomorrow?
Donny looks at Hector.
Shoot?
DONNY
BLAZE
Didn’t Hector tell you? He works
for my porn studio. He does all my
straight boy videos.
HECTOR
I am a plumber for most of the
year, and then I come here and make
some films to earn enough money to
support my family.
Jordan brings Hector a shot glass.
DONNY
Family? You’re married?
Blaze walks over to Donny.
BLAZE
Isn’t it a shame? He has a wife and
kids.
Hector drinks the shot and SLAMS the glass down.
Donny turns and signals Jordan at the bar. Jordan brings
Donny a shot.
HECTOR
Where’s Bear tonight?

60.
BLAZE
He told me he was going to be late,
since he has a hot ass to tap.
Donny turns. He drinks his shot.
DONNY
Late for what?
BLAZE
A little game I am going to play.
Blaze points to MASON (30), a tall man, with long, blond
hair, and a tattoo sleeve of My Little Pony on his right arm.
HECTOR
That’s the guy you want me to play
the game with, bro?
Jordan refills Hector’s shot glass.
BLAZE
Yes that one, sweetie.
Hector drinks his shot and SLAMS the glass down on the bar.
Hector walks over to the blond.
Donny turns toward Blaze.
DONNY
What are you up to?
BLAZE
Saving that poor guy from getting
married.
DONNY
Isn’t he a Brony?
BLAZE
Don’t worry. I can handle the
Bronies.
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, GUEST ROOM - NIGHT
Mason lies in bed. Hector, climbs over his body.
MASON
I am getting married, I can’t. I
shouldn’t be here.
Hector licks Mason’s armpit.

61.
HECTOR
Do you want me to stop?
Mason grabs Hector and pulls him closer to his body.
MASON
No. I can’t resist you. I’ve never
done it with a straight boy.
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SMALL ROOM - NIGHT
Blaze adjusts the video camera as Donny stands behind him.
DONNY
Why are you doing this?
BLAZE
The Bronies don’t need to marry.
That group is weird enough already.
DONNY
Have you ever loved someone?
BLAZE
No, love is something made up. Only
fools like you and the Bronies
believe in it.
DONNY
Come on, I want to find love. I
want the white picket fence too,
maybe even some kids.
Blaze turns and caresses Donny’s face.
BLAZE
You won't get that from Simon. When
he comes back, you will be old news
to him.
DONNY
What do you mean?
BLAZE
I hope I did not make a mistake in
making you one of us.
Blaze turns and watches Mason and Hector.
DONNY
Simon’s not going to like you
messing with the Bronies.

62.
BLAZE
I do what I want. I own this town
and that little shit, Casio, needs
to know about it.
Donny turns, opens the door, and leaves the room.
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, LIVING ROOM - DAY
A nude Juan Pablo cries as two police officers stand next to
him. Jesus walks in. Muffy walks over to him.
JESUS
What do we have here?
MUFFY
Looks like this guy slipped in the
shower, hit his head, and died.
JESUS
So, why am I here?
MUFFY
We think he was not alone. CSI
found a used condom.
Juan Pablo walks over to them.
JUAN PABLO
It’s strange, because Bear only
showers on Sundays.
JESUS
So you’re telling me he showered
only once a week?
JUAN PABLO
Yes, his Cubs like his body odor,
so it was, how you might say, his
mating call.
JESUS
Okay, Muffy have CSI send their
findings to my office and put a
towel around that guy.
Jesus walks to the bathroom door and sees the body in the
tub. Dried blood is on the tiles where Bear’s head hit.

63.
INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BATHROOM - DAY
Jesus enters and looks around the bathroom. He studies the
cracked, bloody tiles.
JESUS
Muffy, come in here.
Muffy enters the bathroom.
JESUS (CONT’D)
I think you’re right. He wasn’t
alone. Look, he was facing away
from the showerhead. Look at where
his head hit the tiles.
Muffy looks at the shower tiles.
MUFFY
You’re right.
JESUS
I think he may have been pushed or
someone pounded his head into the
wall. This could be murder.
INT. CHAPEL OF THE NAKED SOUL - DAY
Donny walks in with his black suit on. He sits in the front
row next to Hector, Rickey, and Blaze.
Bear, in his open coffin, wears blue overalls. Thirty young
men wear cut off overalls and surround his coffin. They all
sob.
Blaze gets up to the podium.
BLAZE
Bear was a good friend. We will
miss him greatly, and I know his
Cubs will mourn their great loss.
Six of the young men pick up Bear’s coffin and carry it up
the aisle as the other young men follow.
Hector turns to Donny.
HECTOR
You want to hook up, bro?
DONNY
Now? We are at a funeral to honor
Bear, not to cruise.

64.
Donny stands and walks up the aisle.
EXT. CHAPEL OF THE NAKED SOUL - DAY
Donny watches as the Cubs put Bear’s coffin into the hearse.
Jesus walks over to Donny.
JESUS
Have you heard from Donald?
DONNY
No, I really don’t know the guy.
JESUS
You knew this guy?
DONNY
Kinda, he was a friend of a friend.
You?
Jesus scratches his head.
JESUS
I am investigating his death.
DONNY
I was told that he fell in the
shower.
JESUS
I think that he wasn’t alone.
Donny sweats. Hector comes out and walks over to Donny.
DONNY
Hector, lets go back to my place.
HECTOR
Okay bro, let’s party Bear style.
Jesus grabs Donny’s arm.
JESUS
I’d like to talk to you about Bear.
DONNY
Sure, call me.
Donny walks away with Hector. He turns and looks at Jesus.
Jesus’ cell phone RINGS.

65.
JESUS
(on phone)
Yeah, Muffy. I will be right there.
Jesus puts the cell phone in his coat pocket. He opens the
door to his black BMW, gets in, and drives away.
INT. WILTON MANORS POLICE STATION, JESUS’ OFFICE - DAY
Muffy enters the office and hands Jesus a file.
JESUS
Spearmint oil was in the condom
they found? So why is that so
important?
MUFFY
When you add this oil to any
lubricator, it will heat up. So
Bear’s penis felt as if it were on
fire.
Jesus walks over to his desk and falls back in his chair.
JESUS
So that’s why Bear took the early
shower. He was washing it off.
Muffy walks over to the desk and puts both hands on it.
Muffy steps back.
MUFFY
Whoever was with Bear wanted to
hurt him.
JESUS
This person must have gotten into
the shower with him and then pushed
him causing the slip and fall.
MUFFY
Can I assist you in questioning
those Cubs? One of them must have
had an ax to grind.
Jesus leans back in his chair.
JESUS
Sure, I’m going to need all the
help I can get, in getting
information from those boys.

66.
EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY
Blaze and Rickey come out of the pool. Hector walks over to
them.
BLAZE
Did you find out anything?
HECTOR
Can I get a drink first, bro?
Blaze turns to Rickey.
Rickey walks over to the outdoor bar, bends down, takes a
glass, fills it with ice, and then pours Vodka. He walks over
to Hector and hands it to him.
HECTOR (CONT’D)
I can’t find out anything, bro. He
seems like a normal, or whatever
you might like to call, a normal
guy.
Hector gulps his Vodka, hands the glass back to Rickey, and
points to it to get him some more.
HECTOR (CONT’D)
I’ll tell you one thing; he’s good
at the old in and out. You should
put him in a porn film with me.
Blaze nods his head no.
BLAZE
Find out where he grew up, where he
went to school, and who his last
boyfriend was.
Rickey comes over with a full glass. Hector drinks it and
hands it back to Rickey.
HECTOR
Sure, but you got my money now,
bro?
BLAZE
Come in the house and I will pay
you, but I want something personal
from you, before Simon gets back.
Blaze and Hector walk into the house and Rickey follows.
Juan Pablo stands nude in the shadows.

67.
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SCREENING ROOM - DAY
Blaze hands Hector his money. Hector counts the money and
puts it in his shorts.
Hector falls back onto the black leather sofa.
BLAZE
You want to see the cover to your
new DVD?
HECTOR
Nope bro, as long as I get paid, I
don’t care.
Blaze sits next to Hector.
BLAZE
You’re so fucking good in it. I
don’t get how you’re married.
Rickey walks in. He sits next to Hector opposite Blaze.
HECTOR
I like pussy first, you guys
second.
Rickey rubs Hector’s chest. Hector looks at Rickey, takes his
shirt off, and throws it across the room. Rickey licks
Hector’s chest.
Blaze runs his hands down to Hector’s shorts. Hector extends
his head back.
BLAZE
Let’s all have some fun, straight
boy.
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
The BANG of a fist is heard on Donny’s front door. Donny runs
to the front door. He opens the door, and Juan Pablo comes
in.
JUAN PABLO
Papi, you’ve got to be careful.
Donny stands next to Juan Pablo.
DONNY
What do you mean?

68.
JUAN PABLO
Blaze is paying Hector to have sex
with you to get information about
you.
Donny walks over to a black, leather chair and sits in it.
DONNY
That little bitch.
JUAN PABLO
Blaze thinks he knows you.
Donny stands and walks across the room.
DONNY
I can’t let him figure out who I
really am.
JUAN PABLO
Be careful, Hector may seem dumb,
but he’s really not.
Donny walks over to Juan Pablo and puts his hand on his
shoulder.
DONNY
I will take care of Hector.
Donny goes over to his computer and turns it on.
JUAN PABLO
What are you going to do? Don’t
kill him. His fans would be
devastated.
DONNY
The less you know the better.
Donny pulls out his cell phone and makes a call.
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT
Hector leans against the bar and drinks a tall glass of
Vodka. He wears white briefs.
Blaze stands next to him and watches Rickey dance.
BLAZE
It’s good to be the Kings.
Blaze and Hector high five each other.

69.
Mason walks over to Hector and gets into his face.
MASON
You fucking taped us having sex and
sent it to my fiancee?
Hector takes a sip of his Vodka.
HECTOR
If you were so in love with him,
why did you suck me off?
Mason pushes Hector. Hector puts his drink down on the bar.
HECTOR (CONT’D)
You want to take this outside, bro?
Hector pushes Mason.
MASON
Let’s go. You don’t mess with a
Brony and get away with it.
Sabrina (23), a Spanish woman wears a red sundress with long,
straight, black hair and stands behind Hector.
Hector turns.
SABRINA
(in Spanish; subtitled)
Hector, what the hell!
HECTOR
Baby, what are you doing here?
Sabrina points to Hector’s white briefs.
SABRINA
Me! What are you doing here? What’s
going on? You’re in this place in
your underwear.
Sabrina reaches up and grabs Hector by the ear.
SABRINA (CONT’D)
This is what you do? You’re on a
business trip and you’re playing
with men? I’m not woman enough for
you?
HECTOR
It’s not cheating. I don’t do
anything. The guys do it to me.

70.
Sabrina releases Hector’s ear and slaps Hector’s face.
SABRINA
That’s gross. I am your wife. I
should be all you need, not these
guys. What about our boys?
HECTOR
How do you think I pay for
everything to keep you a princess?
Sabrina spits in Hector’s face. Hector wipes his face.
Sabrina grabs Hector’s ear again and pulls him outside. The
crowd cheers.
EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT
Sabrina releases Hector’s ear. Hector rubs his hand across
his red ear.
HECTOR
Baby, it’s not cheating. I do it
for you and the kids.
SABRINA
No, I did not sign on for this.
It’s over. Don’t bother coming
home.
Hector gets on his knees.
HECTOR
Please baby, I love you. I will
give all this up for you.
SABRINA
I am going to tell everyone.
HECTOR
Not my Mother!
SABRINA
I am going to call her from the
car. We’re finished. You might as
well make this ghetto your new
home.
Hector grabs Sabrina’s hand. She looks at him as she pulls it
away from him.
SABRINA (CONT’D)
(in Spanish; subtitled)
I put a curse on your cum gun!

71.
Sabrina waves her hand and points to Hector’s penis.
HECTOR
NO! Not that! Please!
Sabrina storms away. Hector, on his knees, cries as crowds of
men pass and laugh at him.
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT
Blaze walks over to Mason.
BLAZE
You Bronies are lowlifes, but
telling his wife?
MASON
I didn’t know he was married.
BLAZE
Don’t lie, sweetie. You’re banned
from this bar.
Mason pushes Blaze. Blaze waves his hand at Jordan. Jordan
runs over and grabs Mason and pulls him to the exit.
MASON
Casio won’t be happy when I tell
him about this.
BLAZE
Go home and cry in your pillow,
Brony.
Jordan pushes Mason out the door. Jordan walks over to Blaze.
JORDAN
No problem. He’ll never set foot in
here again. In fact, all Bronies
are now banned from this bar.
Blaze looks at Rickey dance.
INT. WILTON MANORS GENERAL HOSPITAL, JOHNNY’S ROOM - DAY
Rickey takes Johnny’s hand. An overweight NURSE (40), enters
the room in white scrubs. She checks Johnny’s IV.
RICKEY
Is he getting any better?

72.
NURSE
He’s breathing on his own and he
said some words, but they don’t
make any sense to me.
The nurse turns and leaves the room.
RICKEY
Come on Johnny, tell me who did
this to you.
Johnny’s lips move. Rickey puts his ear to Johnny’s mouth.
Rickey pulls away.
JOHNNY
Donald, Donny. Donald, Donny.
RICKEY
What are you trying to tell me?
INT. JAVA BOYS COFFEE HOUSE - DAY
Donny sits and eats fruit cup. Rickey comes in and sits.
DONNY
I got your text. What’s the
problem?
RICKEY
Do you know someone named Donald?
Donny chokes on his fruit.
RICKEY (CONT’D)
Are you okay?
DONNY
Donald’s the guy I sublet my
apartment from. Why?
RICKEY
Johnny said Donald, Donny today.
DONNY
Johnny’s awake?
RICKEY
Barely, he’s saying things that
don’t make any sense.
Donny takes Rickey’s hand.

73.
DONNY
Let’s go to my place and I’ll give
you Donald’s information.
RICKEY
Sure, let’s do that.
Donny stands, Rickey follows, and they leave together.
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY
Donny is at his desk and he goes through some papers as
Rickey sits on the sofa.
Rickey stands.
RICKEY
Did you find that information on
Donald yet?
DONNY
I’m looking right now. You look
like you need a shower.
RICKEY
Yeah, I only showered twice today!
Rickey walks out of the room.
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - DAY
Donny sees Rickey’s clothes on his bed. He goes through his
shorts and finds his wallet. Donny finds a driver’s license
from Ohio. Donny goes to the computer.
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BATHROOM - DAY
Rickey pulls the shower curtain back and sees Donny in the
bathroom.
RICKEY
You’ve got the information?
DONNY
Yes, I do. I will handle the Donald
situation.
Rickey wraps the towel around his waist.
RICKEY
What do you mean you'll handle it?

74.
DONNY
Come on, you’re busted. You are
only seventeen, not twenty one,
and a runaway.
Rickey walks over to Donny.
RICKEY
Please don’t tell Blaze or the
others. They will throw me out on
the street.
Donny walks out of the bathroom.
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - DAY
Donny stands by his bed. Rickey follows him.
DONNY
Get dressed.
Rickey puts his clothes on.
Rickey cries.
RICKEY
What are you going to do now?
DONNY
Call your parents.
RICKEY
Please, anything but that. They
will send me to some camp to make
me straight.
Donny walks over to Rickey and hugs him. Donny steps back.
DONNY
Well, how about this? I will buy
you a ticket to New York, give you
some money, and you can make a
fresh start.
RICKEY
I can’t, I’m in love with Blaze.
Donny looks at himself in the mirror and he fixes his hair.
DONNY
Blaze can go to jail for having sex
with you and using you as a backup
dancer for Johnny.

75.
RICKEY
Can I say goodbye to him then?
DONNY
No, I will tell him that you met
some old queen and left town.
RICKEY
What about this Donald guy?
DONNY
Don’t worry. I will take care of
Donald and keep an eye on Johnny
for you.
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
A DJ plays dance MUSIC. Hector lies back in a chair with a
bottle of Vodka on the floor next to him.
Simon stands across the room with Blaze. Donny goes over to
them and kisses Simon.
Donny laughs.
DONNY
You were gone a long time.
SIMON
Someone called the airport and told
them I was trafficking drugs.
DONNY
I bet the body search was a bitch.
SIMON
You don’t want to know the hell I
went through. Who would want to do
this to me?
Juan Pablo walks over with a tray of food. Simon takes some.
BLAZE
Show him what you brought back from
Cuba, Simon.
Simon walks out of the room.
BLAZE (CONT’D)
You’re going to love this, Donny
dearest.

76.
Simon comes back with a young, lean, Cuban boy. IGOR (21),
wears a white, baseball cap and a white, tank top with white
pants.
SIMON
Donny, meet Igor, a new artist I
discovered.
DONNY
This is what you brought back with
you from Cuba?
SIMON
Yes, I am always looking for new
artists for my art gallery.
IGOR
(in Spanish; subtitled)
I want to dance.
Igor pulls Simon onto the dance floor.
Blaze walks over to Donny.
BLAZE
See, I told you. You’ve been
replaced. In with the new and out
with the old. Your days as a Barbie
are numbered.
Blaze walks away. Juan Pablo, nude, comes over with a platter
of fruit.
JUAN PABLO
Papi, be careful, Blaze still wants
Hector to find dirt on you.
Donny takes a piece of pineapple.
DONNY
Don’t worry. Look at him over
there. I am the last thing he has
on his mind these days.
JUAN PABLO
Yeah, you took care of him but
good, calling his wife to expose
his cheating ways.
Donny looks across the room.
Jammer wears a blue tank top and white jeans.
Donny walks over to Jammer.

77.
DONNY
I have not seen you before at any
of these parties.
JAMMER
I do a lot of work for Blaze,
outside of town.
Juan Pablo brings the platter of fruit over to Jammer.
JAMMER (CONT’D)
Christ! Why can’t Blaze ever have
real food?
Donny strokes Jammer’s back.
Jammer laughs.
DONNY
I want to know why they call you
Jammer.
JAMMER
I know who you are, Donald.
Donny falls back against the wall.
JAMMER (CONT’D)
You look a little ill, Donald.
DONNY
So you’re going to expose me?
JAMMER
Let’s go to my place and talk terms
and conditions.
Blaze holds a drink and watches Jammer and Donny talk. Donny
looks at Simon and Igor.
INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, BATHROOM - NIGHT
Jammer and Donny are in the shower together. Jammer has a
large tattoo of a skull and crossbones on his hairy back.
DONNY
You want sex from me? How original.
Jammer kisses Donny’s neck.

78.
JAMMER
You could say that. You’re mine now
and you will do what I want or I
will expose you.
DONNY
So you’re blackmailing me for sex?
You want to do me in the shower?
JAMMER
I like my boys clean. Scrub up,
boy.
Donny rinses the soap off of his body.
Jammer turns and shuts the water off in his black tile
shower. Donny and Jammer dry off together.
INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, BEDROOM - NIGHT
Jammer, nude, walks over to his black dresser and takes out a
pair of white briefs. He turns and throws them to Donny.
JAMMER
Put them on, boy.
Jammer sits in a red chair in the corner and watches Donny.
JAMMER (CONT’D)
Now come over here, boy.
Donny walks over. Jammer grabs him and bends his body over
his knee.
Jammer spanks Donny’s ass. He then pulls down the white
briefs and spanks Donny’s ass even harder.
DONNY
Stop, you’re hurting me!
Jammer reaches down to the floor, grabs his belt, and beats
Donny’s ass with it.
JAMMER
No, bad boys need to be punished.
Jammer pushes Donny onto the floor and watches him squirm. He
then grabs Donny by his hair, pulls him up, and throws him
onto the bed.
Jammer lies down on the bed next to him. Donny rolls onto his
stomach and Jammer spanks Donny’s ass again.

79.
DONNY
I get it! I am bad!
JAMMER
Shut up, boy. I own you.
Donny stands. His ass is raw and red.
DONNY
If I do what you want, you won’t
tell Blaze and the others who I am,
right?
JAMMER
Yeah boy, until I get bored with
you.
Donny jumps onto Jammer’s bed.
DONNY
Then let’s be bad together.
Jammer smiles and jumps onto the bed next to Donny.
INT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT
Donny walks in, goes over to Casio, and pulls him into the
bathroom.
INT. DIRTY PONY BAR, BATHROOM - NIGHT
Donny checks the stalls and then locks the bathroom door.
Casio leans against the sink.
CASIO
Do you want to see my jackhammer
now?
DONNY
No, I need your help.
Casio walks across the bathroom.
CASIO
Now you need my help? I don’t know
about that, Bronies are only
supposed to help Bronies.
Donny walks over to Casio and kisses him. Donny pulls Casio’s
shirt off. Casio steps back and undoes his pants.

80.
CASIO (CONT’D)
If we finish what we started the
last time, I will help you,
brother.
DONNY
Show me your baloney pony.
Casio laughs. Pounding fists BANG on the bathroom door.
EXT. WILTON DRIVE - NIGHT
Donny walks along the Drive. Jesus comes out of a bar.
Donny?
JESUS
Donny stops.
DONNY
I didn’t take you for the party
type.
JESUS
I am looking for love like everyone
else.
DONNY
Love or a hook up?
Jesus wipes his forehead.
JESUS
I don’t hook up. I only have sex
with someone I like. You should try
it sometime.
Donny puts his hands on his hips.
DONNY
Are you calling me a whore?
Jesus puts his finger on Donny’s lips.
JESUS
No, but let’s go out to dinner
sometime. I like you.
Jesus removes his fingers.
DONNY
I don’t know if you can handle
this.

81.
Jesus walks away.
JESUS
If this date happens, make sure to
get a Penicillin shot, so I don’t
catch anything.
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - DAY
Donny puts on his shirt. Juan Pablo enters with a vacuum in
his hand.
JUAN PABLO
You look worried.
Donny sits on the bed and runs his hands through his hair.
DONNY
Jammer knows who I am.
JUAN PABLO
What are you going to do?
DONNY
I made a deal with a Bronie to help
me.
Juan pablo drops the vacuum.
JUAN PABLO
You can’t trust them.
Donny’s cell phone RINGS. Donny looks at the screen.
DONNY
Yuck, it’s Jammer.
INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, BEDROOM - DAY
Donny stands in his underwear. Jammer lays in the bed.
JAMMER
Open the nightstand, boy.
Donny pulls the drawer open. He pulls out a huge, pink dildo.
DONNY
I can’t handle that, sir.
Donny backs away towards the bathroom.

82.
JAMMER
You leave and I will expose you,
boy. That dildo is not for you
anyway.
Donny walks over to the bed with a grin on his face.
JAMMER (CONT’D)
Stick it in me, boy.
Donny takes out a small bottle of lube. He lubes the dildo
with it. Jammer lifts his legs up over his head.
Donny inserts the dildo.
DONNY
You like it, daddy?
Jammer’s body jerks.
JAMMER
Faster boy, or I will beat your ass
again.
DONNY
Whatever you want, daddy.
Donny’s arms move faster as he rolls his eyes.
JAMMER
Don’t stop, I am cumming. Oh yes,
yes, yes.
Jammer’s body goes limp and his eyes roll back. Donny pulls
the dildo out.
Daddy?
DONNY
Jammer’s body does not move. Donny climbs over him on the
bed. He slaps Jammer’s face.
DONNY (CONT’D)
Just my luck, he’s dead.
Juan Pablo enters. He has a feather duster in his hand.
JUAN PABLO
Papi, what did you do, kill him?
Juan Pablo drops the feather duster on the floor.
DONNY
You’re already done at my place?.

83.
JUAN PABLO
Ay Dios mio, you are killing all my
clients.
Donny gets off of the bed and walks over to Juan Pablo. He
bends down and picks up the feather duster and gives it to
him.
Juan Pablo leaves.
DONNY
I didn’t kill him. He had a heart
attack. Go home. I will pay you to
forget what you saw.
JUAN PABLO
Papi, this is getting out of hand,
but you are paying me double for
this one. I have bills to pay.
Donny runs and gathers his clothes. Donny runs out of the
room.
INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Donny takes Jammer’s MacBook. He looks through all of the
files and finds the one on him and also the one on Blaze.
Donny takes the MacBook with him and leaves the apartment.
INT. WILTON MANORS GENERAL HOSPITAL, JOHNNY’S ROOM - DAY
Donny wears a nurse’s uniform. He has on a black wig and
glasses.
DONNY
You need to shut up, trick. So I am
going to do it for you.
Donny pulls out a syringe.
DONNY (CONT’D)
I just can’t do it. I’m not that
type of person! I just need you to
sleep a little longer, so I can get
my revenge.
Donny leaves the syringe on the tray table and runs out of
the room.
The Man In Pink Scrubs enters, takes the syringe, and injects
it into Johnny’s IV bag.

84.
INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, GALLERY - DAY
Donny looks at all the pictures and magazine covers of Blaze.
BLAZE
Have you heard from Rickey lately?
DONNY
Nope, we were not really friends.
So, why would I?
Donny walks over and looks at a Playgirl cover with Blaze on
it.
Donny turns.
BLAZE
So what about you and Jammer? Is he
going to be your new boyfriend now
that Simon has dumped you?
DONNY
No, he’s not my type.
BLAZE
Really sweetie, you have a type? I
thought you hook up with anything
with a ten inch pole connected to
it.
DONNY
You’re so wrong about me.
Blaze turns and looks at a cover of himself from College
Dudes magazine.
BLAZE
Sweetie, once a whore, always a
whore! You should charge for it
though, then you can be my new
Johnny.
DONNY
I may have made some poor choices
in my lifetime, but at least I am
not....
Blaze’s cell phone RINGS and he answers it.
BLAZE
(on phone)
What? How?
Blaze disconnects the phone.

85.
DONNY
What’s wrong?
BLAZE
Jammer’s dead.
EXT. HOLY NAKED SPIRIT CHAPEL - DAY
Donny watches as six young, lean boys put Jammer’s coffin
into the hearse. Jesus walks over to him.
JESUS
You knew him too?
DONNY
He’s also a friend of a friend or
something like that. Such a shame.
You?
JESUS
I think the same person that was
with Bear was with him as well and
just let him die.
Donny sweats. He sees Hector leave the chapel with Simon and
Igor. Simon puts his arm around Igor.
DONNY
Really? Is there a killer loose?
JESUS
Could be, but I did not come here
to talk to you about Jammer or
Bear.
Donny reaches into his suit jacket and pulls out his white
sunglasses and puts them on.
DONNY
Then what do you want to talk to me
about?
JESUS
So what about our dinner date?
DONNY
I haven’t gotten that shot yet.
Jesus puts his hand on Donny’s shoulder.
JESUS
Let’s go out tonight. I just want
to get to know you.

86.
DONNY
I have to wash my hair.
JESUS
You really don’t like me.
DONNY
It’s called playing hard to get,
detective.
EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY
Hector lies nude on the lounge chair and drinks from a bottle
of Vodka. Blaze walks out as Simon walks behind him.
SIMON
How long is he going to be like
this?
Simon points to Hector. Hector picks up the bottle and takes
a drink.
BLAZE
Well, his soon to be ex-wife told
him that she put a curse on him.
SIMON
Straight people!
Simon walks over to the pool and jumps in. Blaze walks over
to Hector and kicks the lounge chair.
BLAZE
You need to get your shit together.
I have a lot of money riding on
you.
HECTOR
Bro, I lost my family and now I
have a curse on me. What else do
you want me to do about it, but
drown my sorrows?
BLAZE
Go see a witch doctor! I need you
to get it together. Now that
Jammer’s dead, I need you back, to
find out more on Donny.
Hector stands and gets on his cell phone as Blaze stands
nearby.

87.
HECTOR
(on the phone)
Come on Babe, I am so sorry. I can
be home in a few days, come on.
SABRINA (O.S.,ON PHONE)
Don’t bother. Just tell me where to
send the divorce papers.
Hector throws the cell phone onto the lounge chair and cries.
BLAZE
Trouble at home?
HECTOR
None of your business, bro. Well
that didn’t work. I’ll have to get
dressed and make an appointment
with that witch doctor then.
INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, BATHROOM - NIGHT
Simon puts face cream on. Simon falls to the floor. Igor gets
out of the shower.
IGOR
Are you okay?
Igor slaps Simon’s face.
IGOR (CONT’D)
Wake up! HELP!
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY
Donny hears a fist POUND on his front door. Donny opens the
door and Hector comes in.
DONNY
Do you know how early it is?
Donny follows Hector into the living room.
HECTOR
Bro, Simon’s dead.
DONNY
What? How did that happen?
Hector sits in the black chair.

88.
HECTOR
They think that Igor poisoned him.
Donny sits on the sofa across from Hector.
How? Why?
DONNY
HECTOR
That detective said he put
something called Aconitine in his
face cream, bro.
The front door opens, Juan Pablo enters and sobs. Donny
stands.
JUAN PABLO
Mr. Simon is dead. Now I’ve lost
another client.
We know!
DONNY
Juan Pablo goes to the closet and takes off his clothes. He
takes out his feather duster and cleans the coffee table.
HECTOR
I need a stiff drink.
Hector walks over to the bar and pulls out a bottle of Vodka
and drinks from the bottle.
JUAN PABLO
Isn’t it a little early for that?
Hector puts the bottle down.
HECTOR
Just do your job, bro.
DONNY
I’ve got to get ready for work.
HECTOR
Bro, Simon’s dead. You are just
going to go to work like nothing
has happened? He was like your
boyfriend.
DONNY
Maybe for five minutes he was my
boyfriend. I feel bad, but I have a
real job, not just fucking guys on
film.

89.
Donny leaves the room. Hector takes a drink from the bottle.
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BATHROOM - DAY
Donny is in the shower. Hector pulls the shower curtain back
and steps in.
DONNY
Christ! Can I ever shower alone?
HECTOR
Bro, suck me off please. I saw a
witch doctor who told me that you
are the only one that can break the
curse.
DONNY
Me! What curse?
HECTOR
My soon to be ex-wife put a curse
on my man meat so I haven’t been
able to get it up since. Please, I
need it to do my job.
Hector grabs the bar of soap and starts to scrub Donny’s
back.
HECTOR (CONT’D)
Bro, she said someone named Donald
can break it, but she must have
meant you.
DONNY
No, my name is Donny, not Donald. I
can’t help you.
HECTOR
Please, I’m begging you, please
break my curse, bro.
Hector puts his arms around Donny and kisses his neck. Donny
closes his eyes and leans back against Hector’s body.
DONNY
Okay bro, I will break the curse
for you, just stop begging. It’s
pathetic to see you like this and
that your man meat is wilting.

90.
EXT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, HALLWAY - DAY
JESUS
You heard about your ex, Simon,
being dead?
DONNY
Yeah, so sad, I heard that little
twink, Igor, killed him.
JESUS
You’re far hotter than he was.
DONNY
Are you flirting with me?
JESUS
Please, why don’t you come over to
my place tonight? I would really
like to have that date with you.
DONNY
Alright already. I’ve heard enough
begging for one day. Text me your
address.
Donny and Jesus exit the building out onto the Drive.
INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Donny comes in and walks over to his desk. Juan Pablo comes
over.
Donny unlocks the desk drawer and pulls out Jammer’s MacBook.
JUAN PABLO
Now you can stop this revenge on
the Barbies, what’s left of them
anyway.
DONNY
I just have to finish off Blaze,
and then I will be done.
Juan Pablo turns and walks across the room.
JUAN PABLO
Papi, you have an evil grin on your
face. What’s up with that?
DONNY
I have something that will make
Blaze wish he was dead.

91.
JUAN PABLO
What is that, papi?
DONNY
Everyone will find out at Hector’s
premiere party.
INT. BLAZE'S HOUSE, BEDROOM - NIGHT
Blaze lies in bed in the arms of Jordan.
BLAZE
After Hector’s video launch
tonight, we will take Simon’s ashes
to Cuba and spread them. That’s
what he wanted. He loved it there.
JORDAN
He was so young, and to be killed
by face cream, how sad.
Blaze kisses the top of Jordan’s head.
BLAZE
Don’t worry. I will take good care
of you.
JORDAN
I’ve always liked you.
BLAZE
Everyone likes me. Everyone wants
something from me, even you.
Jordan sits and looks at Blaze.
JORDAN
No, I really do like you. Look at
what you’ve done for me. You took
me out from behind the bar.
BLAZE
You will get bored with me soon
enough, just like Rickey and the
others, and then leave me.
Jordan licks Blaze’s chest. He licks down to his waist. Blaze
takes his hand and shoves Jordan’s head under the blanket.
BLAZE (CONT’D)
Earn your keep, sweetie.

92.
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT
The bar has posters up, of Hector’s new DVD cover, entitled
“I am here to Clean Your Pipe”.
Hector sits behind a table with stacks of his new DVD. Donny
sees Blaze and Jordan together. Jordan is shirtless with his
arms around Blaze.
Donny makes his way to the main stage. Donny gets on stage
and takes the microphone.
DONNY
Can I have everyone’s attention?
The crowd looks at Donny on stage.
DONNY (CONT’D)
I just want to thank Blaze for
making this night possible for my
friend Hector over there.
Donny points to Hector across the room at the table.
Blaze looks at Jordan.
BLAZE
What’s this bitch doing?
JORDAN
Giving a speech in your honor.
Donny walks across the stage.
The crowd cheers.
DONNY
What can I say about Blaze? He’s a
model who helps others with their
careers.
DONNY (CONT’D)
Yes, he’s helped so many of us,
including myself, but what do we
really know about Blaze’s
beginnings.
Blaze starts to walk to the stage, when Jordan grabs him, but
Blaze pushes him away.
BLAZE
Stop this Donny. Shut it down.

93.
DONNY
Many of us do not know that Blaze
got his start in Hot College Boy
Magazine at the age of sixteen.
Here’s the cover of it.
A screen in the back of the room projects the cover of Hot
College Boy Magazine with a young Blaze on the cover.
Blaze runs on stage and blocks the image.
DONNY (CONT’D)
What’s wrong Blaze? You don’t want
anyone to see that the date on the
cover is clearly nineteen eighty
five?
BLAZE
You bitch!
DONNY
That would make you forty-five
years old, not twenty-eight.
Blaze runs over to Donny, grabs him, and pushes him up
against the wall.
BLAZE
I will kill you for this.
DONNY
No, you’re finished old man, and so
are the Barbies.
Donny pushes Blaze, who falls onto the stage floor. Blaze
sits up and looks at the angry crowd. Jordan runs out of the
bar.
DONNY (CONT’D)
You know the rules. Once you hit
forty, you have to go to Tropics.
The crowd starts to cheer “TROPICS, TROPICS.”
Blaze gets up, runs backstage, and Donny follows him.
INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, STRIPPER'S DRESSING ROOM - NIGHT
Blaze sits in a chair, looks into the mirror, and stares at
his face. Donny walks in. Blaze spins the chair around.
BLAZE
Why did you do this to me?

94.
DONNY
Because you were right.
BLAZE
Right about what?
Donny walks over to Blaze.
DONNY
About me. Look at me. Really look
at me.
BLAZE
I don’t understand.
DONNY
My real name is Donald. I used to
weigh three hundred pounds. You
made a video of me and posted it on
the Internet.
Blaze takes a closer look at Donny.
Blaze stands.
BLAZE
You were that fat pig I did last
year. Wow, you’ve really pulled
yourself together. So this was
revenge? You should be thanking me.
DONNY
Thanking you? You ruined life as I
knew it, with that video.
BLAZE
No, that video turned the ugly
duckling into the swan or better
yet, a Barbie.
DONNY
No, don’t turn this around on me.
You are also responsible for my
best friend killing himself.
BLAZE
So, this whole time you’ve been
planning to get back at me?
DONNY
Yes, I wanted all of you to pay for
what you did to the guys in this
town who are just like me.

95.
Blaze CLAPS his hands.
BLAZE
So, you killed Bear, Jammer and
Simon?
DONNY
Bear fell in the shower. It was an
accident. I didn’t kill Simon
either. I just put some dye in his
face cream to discolor his skin.
Blaze sits in the chair and looks in the mirror. He pulls his
forehead back with two fingers.
BLAZE
The only way you could have found
out about my real age was from
Jammer, so you killed him?
DONNY
No, he had a heart attack from the
most intense orgasm of his life. If
I were a killer, I would have
killed you a long time ago.
Blaze turns the chair around and pulls out a post card.
DONNY (CONT’D)
What’s that?
BLAZE
It’s a postcard from Rickey. He’s
in New York warning me about you.
DONNY
I saved him from you.
Blaze stands and slaps Donny’s face.
BLAZE
You stupid boy. You ruined
everything.
DONNY
So what, I got back at you and the
Barbies, that does it for me.
BLAZE
I will survive the loss of the
Barbies.
Blaze walks over to Hector’s DVD poster and looks at it.

96.
DONNY
There’s a barstool at Tropics
waiting for you.
BLAZE
I am off to Cuba in the morning
anyway. You, my friend, however
have to live with what you’ve done.
Blaze turns toward Donny.
BLAZE (CONT’D)
What is that detective going to say
when he finds out the truth about
you? I know that he has taken a
liking to you.
DONNY
He does not have to know anything
about this.
BLAZE
You’re a fool, Donny, if you think
that’s true. I must say you really
are a Barbie though. Bravo!
Blaze sits in the chair and looks in the mirror. He pulls his
cheeks back.
DONNY
No, I am not a real Barbie. What I
did was to protect the others like
me from you.
BLAZE
Good luck convincing others of
that. I hope we never meet in this
life again.
Out of the darkness CLAPPING starts. Casio walks in shirtless
with torn jeans on.
CASIO
You both almost make me want to
cry.
BLAZE
What do you want, Brony?
CASIO
To confess!
DONNY
Confess to what?

97.
CASIO
You see, I killed Bear, Simon and
Jammer! I also tried to kill
Johnny.
Blaze and Donny look at each other.
You! Why?
BLAZE
CASIO
I warned you not to mess with the
Bronies.
DONNY
No, Bear was dead in the shower
when I left his house. Jammer had a
heart attack.
CASIO
No, when you came out, I went in.
Bear was coming to, so I just
slammed his head some more until he
was dead.
Casio spits on the ground.
Casio laughs.
CASIO (CONT’D)
As for Jammer, I put a high dose of
pain medication in his drink that
caused that so-called heart attack.
BLAZE
And Simon?
CASIO
Easy, after I saw Donny put the dye
in, I put poison in his face cream.
Casio paces back and forth.
DONNY
But Johnny’s still alive, right?
CASIO
I know, but I tried to overdose him
with the syringes you left in his
room. I’m the Man In Pink Scrubs.

98.
DONNY
You’re a murderer! I asked for your
help to prank the Barbies, not kill
them. This is on you now.
Casio walks over to Donny.
CASIO
If it weren't for me, Bear, Jammer,
and Johnny would have exposed you.
I just killed Simon to even the
score. I kept your secret, brother.
BLAZE
You two were in this together?
DONNY
No, has-been!
Blaze pulls his cell phone from his pocket.
BLAZE
I am calling the police.
Jesus and Muffy enter.
JESUS
No need to. We heard everything.
Muffy, arrest him.
Jesus points to Casio. Muffy pushes Casio against the wall
and cuffs him. She pulls Casio out of the dressing room.
CASIO
My only regret is not making you a
Brony, Donny.
DONNY
This is why I hate cults!
BLAZE
Aren’t you going to arrest him too?
Jesus walks over to Blaze.
JESUS
No, he did nothing wrong. You on
the other hand...
Blaze falls back in the chair.
BLAZE
Me? I did not murder anybody.

99.
Jesus turns and looks at Donny.
Blaze gets up.
JESUS
Donald, I was looking for you,
because there is a class action law
suit being filed against Blaze. I
want you to be part of it.
BLAZE
I have a team of lawyers to take
care of this. You both make me
sick.
Blaze adjusts his clothes and walks out.
Donny walks over to Jesus.
DONNY
I guess I should have told you the
truth about who I really am sooner.
Jesus strokes Donny’s cheek.
JESUS
Let’s go on this date now. I want
to get to know Donald.
Donny takes Jesus’ hand. Juan Pablo runs in.
JUAN PABLO
Oh papi, I am a sucker for happy
endings.
Juan Pablo pulls out a tissue and blows his nose.
Hector runs in.
HECTOR
Bro, without the Barbies I will
have to become a Brony!
Hector grabs Juan Pablo’s tissue and sobs into it.
JUAN PABLO
With your man meat, you should come
work for me.
HECTOR
Bro, everyone wants this piece of
meat.
Hector drops the tissue. Hector grabs his groin.

100.
EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT
Police cars and news vans surround the bar. Donny and Jesus
walk down the Drive hand in hand.
Mr. Cobbledick walks by. He turns and looks at Donny.
MR. COBBLEDICK
Young love. In my day, we would
have had a quickie in an alley,
like that one!
Donny and Jesus laugh.
Johnny comes out of the alley. He sees Donny and Jesus.
JOHNNY
Payback’s a bitch Donny!
Johnny trips and falls into a puddle.
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