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Revenge comes in many forms:

sex, drugs, porn and murder…


VALLEY OF THE BARBIES

Written by

Brett Butler

A Screenplay


Table of Contents:

Introduction:

I came up with the idea for this story, one day at the coffee house (Java Boys) in Wilton

Manors. I was watching and hearing young gay men talk about their hookups and making

fun of others that do not fit into their perfect world. So, from this conversation, “Valley

of the Barbies” was born. I made the guys I saw “The Barbies” and the rest of us, who do

not fit in, the “Donalds” of the world.

Synopsis:

When a bitter, overweight gay man has a prank played on him by a group of men, known

as the Barbies, he must overcome the all too perfect, conceited men, in order to get

revenge, by losing weight, changing his identity to infiltrate the Barbies, and play his

own pranks on each one of them.

Act 1:

Donald is the protagonist. He is overweight and does not fit into the perfect guy world of

Wilton Manors. Donald has to pay for sex from a Barbie, Johnny, the town hustler. One

night, Donald meets Blaze, the leader of the Barbies, who takes Donald home and has sex

with him. Blaze makes a sex tape of this and posts it for everyone in town to see. This

tape ruins Donald’s life and everyone now recognizes him, but for the wrong reason.

Donald’s best friend commits suicide over a prank the Barbies play on him. Donald

wants revenge and his nude housekeeper, Juan Pablo, offers him the help he needs to get

it.

Act 2:

Donny must keep the Barbies from finding out his true identity, so he can get his revenge.

Donny needs to keep Johnny quiet, before he tells the Barbies that he is really Donald.

Donny must date a Barbie, in order to get into the Barbies.

Donny is forced to perform a sex act, as the initiation into the Barbies.

Act 3:

Donny is being blackmailed by Jammer, one of the Barbies, and is forced to go to Casio,

the leader of the rival gang the Bronies, for help. As more Barbies seem to be dying off,

Donny is close to bringing down the remaining members.

Donny exposes Blaze’s real age in public and causes the Barbies to fold. Casio confesses

to killing the Barbies, as his way of helping Donny. Donny and Jesus, the detective, seem

to be drawn to each other. As everything is falling apart, will these two walk off into the

sunset together? Will Blaze and Johnny seek out revenge on Donny for what he has done

to them?

Favorite scene:

Audiences will laugh when an 80 year old man, BJ Cobbledick, walks into Donald’s

workplace to pick up his medication.” Mr. Cobbledick mistakes Donald’s woman boss,

Stevie, as a man, by telling her she needs a shave. Then as Mr. Cobbledick looks at

Donald, he recognizes him from his sex tape and calls him out on it, by offering some

sage advice, “Leave the porn to the muscle boys.” Mr. Cobbledick makes another

appearance at the very end of the script, offering similar sage advice.


FADE IN:

EXT. WILTON MANORS FLORIDA, PRIVATE BEACH - DAY

DONALD (25), overweight, with thinning hair and bad skin,

walks out of the ocean with seaweed stuck in his chest hair.

DONALD (V.O.)

I hate beautiful people. Beautiful

people go into the ocean and come

out with water glistening on their

perfect bodies.

EXT. BUS STOP - DAY

Donald stands as a bus passes and his hat flies off. Donald

chases it.

DONALD (V.O.)

When beautiful people wear a hat,

it never falls off.

EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT

The sign of the bar blinks with a giant, neon penis that goes

from erect to flaccid. Donald stands under the sign as

muscular, shirtless men walk by.

DONALD (V.O.)

I need to take one of the beautiful

people home with me now.

INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - NIGHT

Donald sits on the side of the bed. Donald bends over and

puts on his shorts.

JOHNNY (21), hairless, muscular, with a large, cross tatoo on

his back, stands. He pulls up his blue jeans and puts on his

red, cut off tee-shirt that has “HOT” printed on it.

DONALD

You can take a shower if you want.

Donald points to the bathroom.

Johnny rolls his eyes, turns, looks into the mirror, and runs

his hands through his hair.


2.

JOHNNY

My next trick is into sweat.

Johnny lifts his right arm and smells his underarm.

DONALD

There’s something for everyone.

Donald stands, opens his nightstand drawer, and takes out a

hundred dollars. Johnny turns.

JOHNNY

You know I charge extra for

chubbers.

Johnny rubs his hand on Donald’s belly.

Donald opens the drawer and takes out a fifty-dollar bill.

Johnny takes it, and sticks it into his pocket.

JOHNNY (CONT’D)

Come see me perform tonight.

Johnny grinds his hips.

DONALD

Why do you hustle if you’re such a

hot stripper?

JOHNNY

A boy has needs, fat boy.

Donald looks at himself in the mirror as Johnny exits.

DONALD

I would sell my soul to the devil

to be you for just one night.

EXT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT

SNODGRASS (24), short, overweight, with asthma, wears a

yellow, My Little Pony tee-shirt and blue jeans with green

shoes. He takes out an inhaler and takes three PUFFS.

SNODGRASS

Where the hell were you?

Donald enters the line to get into the bar in brown pants and

a white, button down shirt.

DONALD

Are you under the impression that

just because you have no life...?


3.

SNODGRASS

Not Johnny again? That bitch gave

me genital herpes, and told

everybody it was my fault.

DONALD

I have needs, and you got herpes

from that Bronie, Mason.

Snodgrass takes Donald’s hand and pulls him towards the

entrance.

DONALD (CONT’D)

Isn’t this a Brony bar?

SNODGRASS

It’s open to everyone.

DONALD

You know they are a cult.

INT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT

Donald stands against the wall and Snodgrass stands next to

him. My Little Pony videos play on the TV screens.

HECTOR (23), a Cuban man, has short, black hair and a diamond

earring in each ear. He has on long, black, gym shorts and a

black, low cut, tank top. He walks over to Donald.

HECTOR

Bro, what did you do, eat your twin

to get that fat?

Donald’s face turns red.

SNODGRASS

Get out of here, you Barbie. Only

Bronies are allowed at this bar.

HECTOR

Do you want to take this outside,

little bro?

CASIO (23) a tall, muscular, Spanish man has no shirt on,

which reveals a My Little Pony tattoo on his chest. He wears

leather pants and has a blond Mohawk.

Casio walks over to Hector and runs his hand down the front

of Hector’s chest.

CASIO

Your kind is not welcome here.


4.

HECTOR

What are you going to do about it,

bro?

Casio slides his hand down and grabs Hector’s groin. Hector’s

eyes water.

CASIO

I will rip your baloney pony off of

your body.

Casio releases Hector’s groin. Hector turns to Snodgrass.

Hector walks away.

HECTOR

I’ll get with you another time,

little bro.

Casio walks over to Donald.

CASIO

Do you want to ride the pony?

Donald reaches out to touch Casio’s chest, but pulls his hand

back.

DONALD

No! I can’t join a cult!

Donald runs out of the bar.

Snodgrass walks over to Casio.

SNODGRASS

I will take a pony ride.

EXT. WILTON DRIVE - NIGHT

Donald runs into the street and bumps into JAMMER (30), a

muscular, hairy man, with a tattoo of a bull on his right

shoulder. He wears all black leather with a black whip.

Donald falls to the ground.

Jammer’s black boot rests on Donald’s cheek.

JAMMER

Lick my boot, slave.

DONALD

Excuse me?

Jammer whips Donald’s ass.


5.

JAMMER

I said lick my boot, slave.

DONALD

This is not my scene, dude.

Jammer presses his boot down on Donald’s cheek and whips his

ass again.

DONALD (CONT’D)

OUCH!!! That hurts.

JAMMER

It’s supposed to hurt, porky.

JESUS (29), a dark-skinned, muscular, Puerto Rican man, wears

a blue suit. He has thick, black hair and a hairy chest with

a gold badge around his neck.

Jesus walks over to both men. He shows his badge to Jammer.

JESUS

Take it off the street, boys.

Jammer steps back. Donald stands up with his shirt covered in

dirt.

DONALD

Thank God you saved me from this

crazy man.

Jammer looks at Donald as he folds up his whip.

JAMMER

Crazy? A lard ass like you should

be thanking the gay gods, a Barbie

like me would take pity on you.

Jesus steps in between the two men.

JESUS

Move it along.

DONALD

I need a drink.

Donald walks down Wilton Drive, turns, takes a quick look at

Jesus, and goes into another bar.

INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT

Donald sits on a small barstool next to JUAN PABLO (39), a

lean, muscular, hairless, dark skinned Brazilian man.


6.

DONALD

What does a guy have to do to get a

drink around here?

JUAN PABLO

Be a Barbie.

Donald looks across the bar and sees BLAZE (28), tall, lean,

muscular, tan, with skinny jeans and a black, Hugo Boss shirt

unbuttoned down to his navel. He has thick, blond hair.

Johnny and Hector stand next to him.

All the bartenders surround them.

DONALD

What about us?

JUAN PABLO

We’re just Midges. You know,

Barbie’s ugly friend.

Juan Pablo takes his tee-shirt off.

DONALD

I know they rule this town, and

every guy in this place wants to be

them.

JUAN PABLO

Not me, papi, they are all mean

bitches.

Donald gets off his bar stool. Juan Pablo turns to him.

JUAN PABLO (CONT’D)

What are you doing?

DONALD

Don’t worry, you will see.

Donald squeezes his way through the crowd and walks across

the bar to the Barbies.

DONALD (CONT’D)

Excuse me! I want to get a drink.

Blaze turns to Donald.

Johnny laughs.

BLAZE

You want a drink, sweetie? Let me

buy it for you.


7.

Donald turns red.

DONALD

No, I can get it myself.

BLAZE

Sweetie, please let me.

SIMON (27), tall, lean, black hair, wears white glasses with

a tight, yellow shirt and tight, white pants.

SIMON

Blaze, really, this again?

Blaze looks at Simon. He waves his hand in the air.

BLAZE

I want to have some fun tonight.

Whatever.

SIMON

BEAR (35), an overweight, hairy man with a long, thick beard

wears overalls and walks over to Donald. Bear scratches his

ass.

BEAR

My Cubs and I might want to join

you.

Blaze ignores Bear. Blaze strokes Donald’s cheeks and turns

to the bartender.

BLAZE

Jordan, Sex on the Beach.

JORDAN (21), shirtless, muscular, wears neon green, tight

shorts. He nods his head, makes the drink, and hands it to

Donald.

DONALD

Aren’t you going to pay for it?

BLAZE

No, sweetie. I never pay for

drinks.

DONALD

Am I dreaming?

Blaze takes Donald’s hand.


8.

BLAZE

No, sweetie. Tonight all your

dreams will come true.

Donald looks at Blaze and reaches out to touch Blaze’s tan

chest. Blaze grabs Donald’s hand.

BLAZE (CONT’D)

You want to touch this? Let’s go

back to my place and play then.

Really?

DONALD

Blaze puts his arm around Donald.

BLAZE

Sweetie, this is your lucky night.

I’ve been looking for someone like

you all night long.

INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, BEDROOM - NIGHT

In the middle of the room stands a large, gold, four post

bed. Blaze comes from the bathroom in a black satin robe.

BLAZE

Get undressed, sweetie.

DONALD

With the lights on?

BLAZE

Don’t be shy. I like big boys.

Blaze reaches over to the nightstand, grabs a paper, picks up

a pen, and hands it to Donald.

DONALD

What’s this?

BLAZE

Before we can do the deed, you need

to sign this nondisclosure

agreement. You know that I am very

well known.

DONALD

Why, since we are just hooking up?


9.

BLAZE

Sweetie, people would kill to get

into this room. I’m a very private

person.

Donald grabs the paper and signs it. He hands it to Blaze who

places it on the nightstand.

Blaze unbuttons Donald’s shirt. He then undoes Donald’s

pants. Blaze takes off his robe to reveal his nude, hairless,

muscular body. Donald drops to his knees.

INT. BLAZE'S HOUSE, SMALL ROOM - NIGHT

Johnny looks through the one-way mirror and takes out a video

camera.

JOHNNY

I just had sex with that fatty.

HECTOR

Bro, what a loser he is. I would

never do a fat guy.

SIMON

I am getting bored with this.

INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, KITCHEN - DAY

Donald stands at the counter, wears a blue robe, and drinks

from a Mickey Mouse, coffee cup. He hears the front door lock

CLICK and steps out of the kitchen.

INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY

Juan Pablo enters, opens the closet door, and takes off his

clothes. He takes out a feather duster, walks across the

room, and dusts the bookshelves.

DONALD

Nice of you to show up. You’re

late.

Juan Pablo puts his hands on his hips.

JUAN PABLO

See this body, papi; many men want

me to clean their house.

Donald takes a sip of his coffee. He hears the doorbell RING

and glares at Juan Pablo.


10.

DONALD

Aren’t you going to answer it?

JUAN PABLO

I am just the housekeeper, not the

maid. Doors are extra, papi.

Donald walks over to the door and opens it. Snodgrass enters,

all out of breath. He takes out his inhaler and takes two

PUFFS. He wears a green, My Little Pony, tee-shirt.

SNODGRASS

Tell me that you did not have sex

with Blaze last night.

Donald leans against the wall.

DONALD

Yes I did and I didn’t even have to

pay for it.

Juan Pablo listens to the conversation as he dusts off the

flat screen television.

SNODGRASS

Those guys are evil. Remember what

Hector wanted to do to me if he had

taken me outside last night?

DONALD

Come on, I had a great time, and by

the way he’s better than Johnny.

Juan Pablo walks over to both of them.

JUAN PABLO

He’s right. If Mr. Blaze had sex

with you, then it cannot be good.

Juan Pablo points his finger at Donald’s head and then points

downwards to Donald’s body.

DONALD

Hey, what do you guys mean?

Snodgrass takes his cell phone out of his front pants pocket.

SNODGRASS

See, they took a video and posted

it for everyone to see.

DONALD

Oh my God! I am so fat in that.

Where does my ass begin and end?


11.

INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, KITCHEN - DAY

Donald opens his refrigerator, pulls out a cake, grabs a fork

from the drawer, and eats it.

SNODGRASS

That won’t help.

DONALD

Come to daddy.

Donald takes a bite of cake.

DONALD (CONT’D)

I am so fat in that video. I look

like a hairy, beached whale.

SNODGRASS

Put it down.

DONALD

This makes me feel good.

Donald points to Snodgrass’s tee shirt.

DONALD (CONT’D)

Did you ride that hot guy’s pony?

SNODGRASS

No, I didn’t. I walked home after

you left.

DONALD

You know, if you do it with any of

them, you become part of their

cult.

Snodgrass nods his head.

SNODGRASS

What’s with you and cults?

Donald puts the cake down and walks out of the room with

Snodgrass.

INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY

Donald looks at the clock on the wall.

DONALD

Balls! I’m late for work.


12.

JUAN PABLO

You need to pay me. Go to work.

SNODGRASS

You can deal with the video later.

Donald walks towards the bedroom door.

DONALD

I’m not worried. Who wants to watch

this fat guy have sex anyway?

JUAN PABLO

Amen to that!

INT. OUT OF THE CLOSET PHARMACY - DAY

Donald stands at the counter. MR. COBBLEDICK (80), comes up

to the counter.

DONALD

Are you here for a pick up?

Mr. Cobbledick adjusts his glasses.

MR. COBBLEDICK

Yes, it’s under B.J. Cobbledick.

DONALD

Did you say B.J?

MR. COBBLEDICK

Yes, is there a problem? How many

B.J. Cobbledick’s can there be in

Wilton Manors?

Donald turns around, goes through a white box, and pulls out

a small, white bag. Donald hands it to Mr. Cobbledick.

DONALD

Do you have any questions?

Mr. Cobbledick looks at the bag and looks at Donald.

MR. COBBLEDICK

Yeah, I have a question? Aren’t you

that fat guy in the video.

Donald’s face turns red. Sweat from his forehead pours down

his face. STEVIE (32), comes out from her office. She has

short, black hair and a thin mustache. She wears green scrubs

and a long, white lab coat.


13.

Mr. Cobbledick adjusts his glasses. He looks at Stevie’s

mustache.

MR. COBBLEDICK (CONT’D)

You need a shave, man.

STEVIE

Excuse me! I’m a woman, sir.

MR. COBBLEDICK

Women, men, you can’t tell the

difference now a days, unless they

are naked. A dick is always a dick.

Stevie puts her hand on Donald’s shoulder.

STEVIE

Finish up with this customer and

come back to my office.

Stevie walks away. Donald rings up Mr. Cobbledick.

DONALD

That will be eight dollars.

Mr. Cobbledick reaches into his pocket and counts out the

money. He hands it to Donald.

MR. COBBLEDICK

Stick to your day job, kid. Leave

the porn to the muscle boys.

Mr. Cobbledick laughs and leaves. Donald runs his hands

through his hair.

INT. OUT OF THE CLOSET PHARMACY, STEVIE’S OFFICE - DAY

Donald walks in and sits in a small chair. Stevie looks at

her computer screen. She laughs, but hides it from Donald.

STEVIE

What’s this?

Stevie turns the computer screen around. It plays the video

of him and Blaze’s sex act, with Blaze’s face a blur.

DONALD

Some guy I hooked up with posted

this.


14.

STEVIE

It’s against company policy to have

something so disgusting posted for

the public to see.

Donald looks at the video play. He sees his fat jiggle in the

video.

DONALD

I will get him to take it down.

Stevie looks at the video. She laughs as Donald’s belly

wiggles in the video. She composes herself and turns the

computer monitor back towards her.

STEVIE

I am sorry, I have to let you go.

DONALD

Please, I will get it removed

today. Just don’t fire me.

Donald puts his hands on Stevie’s desk.

STEVIE

It’s too late. Punch out. I will

pay you for today.

Donald stands as tears fall from his eyes.

DONALD

You know what? That customer was

right. You do need a shave.

Stevie puts her hand on her mustache.

Get Out!

STEVIE

Donald walks out with his head held down.

INT. THE FLOPPY COCK BAR - DAY

Donald sits at the bar with a small box of his work items

next to him. Donald picks up a glass and takes a drink.

RICKEY (21), blond hair, blue eyes, wears tight, white shorts

and a tight, blue, sleeveless shirt that has LIFEGUARD

written across it. Rickey sits next to Donald.

RICKEY

You look like your life is over.


15.

Donald puts his drink down. He looks at Rickey and smiles.

DONALD

It is. I did something stupid.

Rickey leans forward, across the bar, and grabs a remote

control.

RICKEY

Something stupid like make a porn

video?

Rickey points the remote control at the video screen.

Donald’s sex video with Blaze plays on all the video screens

in the bar.

DONALD

Make it stop! Why are you so cruel?

Donald grabs Rickey’s forearm.

RICKEY

Let go, fat boy. I’m a Barbie.

Donald lets Rickey’s forearm go. Donald gets up. All the men

in the bar laugh. Donald takes his box and runs out of the

bar.

RICKEY (CONT’D)

That’s right, run home and cry,

fatso.

EXT. WILTON DRIVE - DAY

Donald runs down Wilton Drive. Everyone on the drive points

and laughs at him. Cars honk their horns at him.

INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Donald hears a KNOCK at his door. He wears a blue bathrobe

and opens the door. ERIC (25), with red hair wears a

sleeveless shirt and gym shorts. Eric walks in and Donald

closes the door.

ERIC

You called for a massage?

Eric winks his eye at Donald.

DONALD

Yeah, the bedroom is through there.


16.

Eric walks up to Donald. He studies his face.

ERIC

You’re the fat guy in that porn

video.

DONALD

No, no, not me. I don’t do porn.

Eric runs his hand against Donald’s cheek.

ERIC

No, you’re him. God, you look even

fatter in person.

Donald pushes Eric away.

DONALD

Get out! This isn’t going to

happen. Go please!

Eric walks towards the door.

ERIC

You still need to pay me.

Donald reaches into his robe pocket and pulls out money and

throws it at Eric. Eric bends down and picks up the money.

DONALD

Go already!

INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, HALLWAY ENTRANCE - NIGHT

Blaze stands with a white towel around his waist. He has four

gold chains around his neck. Donald walks in.

BLAZE

No humongo’s allowed. This party is

by invitation only.

DONALD

You don’t remember me?

Blaze looks at Donald.

BLAZE

No, I think I’d remember a Tuba

Luba like you.

DONALD

We had sex, and you posted a video

of it online. I’m Donald.


17.

A group of muscular men walk in. All of them have white

towels around their waist and push Donald over to the side.

BLAZE

Oh, that video, sweetie.

DONALD

Yes, that video ruined my life.

Blaze looks toward the living room at all the men. Blaze

licks his lips.

Blaze laughs.

BLAZE

You know that little video is so

popular. I could do another one,

pay some twink to co-star, and I

can make you a plus-sized star.

DONALD

I don’t want to be a porn star. I

want my life back. Take the video

down.

BLAZE

Can’t do that, sweetie. It has too

many followers. It’s good for my

business. You understand. Now get

out!

Donald raises his arm. Blaze pushes Donald out to the front

of his house, and SLAMS the door shut.

EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE - NIGHT

DONALD

I am going to sue you for this!

Blaze’s front door swings open.

BLAZE

You can’t, sweetie. You signed a

waiver.

Blaze SLAMS the door shut. THUNDER sounds in the background.

Balls!

DONALD


18.

INT. WILTON MANORS POLICE STATION, JESUS’ OFFICE - DAY

Donald sits and waits. Jesus walks in holding a file marked

Snodgrass. He puts the file on his desk and sits behind the

desk.

JESUS

How can I help you?

Donald wipes the sweat from his forehead.

DONALD

There’s this video that I need

taken down.

Jesus leans back in his chair. He takes a deep breath.

JESUS

What type of video?

Donald looks at the floor.

DONALD

A sex one.

Jesus stands up and walks over to Donald.

JESUS

You made a sex video and someone

stole it from you?

DONALD

No, it wasn’t stolen. This group of

men, known as the Barbies, tricked

me by video taping me having sex.

They posted it for everyone to see.

Jesus sits on the edge of his desk.

JESUS

The Barbies again?

Donald looks at Jesus.

DONALD

Again? Has this happened before?

Jesus runs his hand through his thick, black hair.

JESUS

I just got done with another guy,

before you came. The Barbies seem

to prey on guys like you.


19.

DONALD

You mean losers?

Jesus stands and walks back to his chair and sits.

Jesus smiles.

JESUS

No, not losers, just guys with low

self esteem.

DONALD

You have to be able to stop them. I

need that video taken down.

JESUS

Did you sign anything before you

had sex?

Donald looks at the floor.

DONALD

Yes I did, but...

JESUS

Did you read it first, or even stop

to think that it was a little weird

to be asked to sign a contract

before having sex with someone?

Donald looks at Jesus. He wipes sweat from his face.

DONALD

No, I didn’t. I was horny and just

wanted to do it. There has to be

something you can do. They can’t

keep ruining people’s lives.

JESUS

Look, I’ve been investigating the

Barbies. They do these videos by

the book. Did they force you to

sign it?

DONALD

No, no, I did it willingly.

JESUS

Then there is nothing I can do.

Take this as a lesson learned.

Donald stands, turns, and heads to the office door.


20.

JESUS (CONT’D)

I have some words of advice for

you.

Donald stops, turns, and looks at Jesus.

JESUS (CONT’D)

Stop hooking up with these pretty

boys. Find a nice guy who will make

you happy and settle down.

DONALD

In this town? Nice guys are few and

far between.

Donald turns and leaves. Jesus leans back in his chair.

INT. DONALD’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY

Donald walks in. Juan Pablo sits on the sofa and sobs. His

feather duster is on the floor next to his foot. Donald goes

over to him.

DONALD

Did someone die on your telenovela?

Juan Pablo looks up at Donald.

JUAN PABLO

Mr. Snodgrass is dead.

Donald sits next to Juan Pablo.

DONALD

What? How?

JUAN PABLO

The Barbies made a video of him,

just like yours.

Donald puts his arm around Juan Pablo.

JUAN PABLO (CONT’D)

Don’t touch me, papi. I will have

to charge you extra for that.

Donald walks over to the computer. He looks at the video on

Blaze’s website. The video shows Snodgrass have sex with a

Barbie, who wears a Bronie tee-shirt as a disguise.

Donald looks over at Juan Pablo.


21.

DONALD

Why would he kill himself? It’s

just a video like mine.

Juan Pablo stands and puts his hands on his hips.

JUAN PABLO

Because the Bronies threw him out

of their cult for having sex with a

Barbie.

DONALD

He told me that he wasn’t part of

that cult.

JUAN PABLO

He was always at the Dirty Pony bar

with those whore Bronies.

Donald walks over to Juan Pablo.

DONALD

I’m his best friend. He could have

come to me.

JUAN PABLO

Mr. Snodgrass had many secrets. He

suffered from depression and this

video pushed him over the edge.

Juan Pablo walks back to the sofa and sits. He picks up his

feather duster.

JUAN PABLO (CONT’D)

I cannot believe this has happened

again.

DONALD

What do you mean again?

Juan Pablo taps his right foot.

JUAN PABLO

The Barbies are responsible for the

death of my Fairy Drag Mother,

Norma Thrills.

Donald walks over to the couch and sits next to Juan Pablo.

DONALD

Fairy what?


22.

JUAN PABLO

They made a video called Norma,

She’s No Thrill. It ruined her

career as a drag queen.

Donald stands up and walks over to his large picture window.

DONALD

Those bitches have to pay for what

they’ve done.

Juan Pablo walks over to Donald.

Donald turns.

JUAN PABLO

I agree, papi. You must get revenge

on them.

DONALD

But how? Look at me. I am a fat

loser. How can I take down the

Barbies?

Juan Pablo runs back to the closet, reaches into his shorts,

pulls out a white card, and turns to Donald.

JUAN PABLO

You become one of them, papi.

DONALD

What? Do you or I have a magic wand

that will make me thin and hot?

Donald falls onto the sofa and runs both hands through his

thinning hair.

DONALD (CONT’D)

How could I be so stupid and sign

that contract?

JUAN PABLO

No, papi, don't let them win. Mr.

Snodgrass and Norma took the easy

way out.

Donald looks at Juan Pablo.

DONALD

If I looked like you, I could fight

back.

Juan Pablo puts his arm around Donald.


23.

DONALD (CONT’D)

You’re not charging extra are you?

JUAN PABLO

No, papi, but I can help you become

thin, lean, and muscular.

Donald starts to sob.

DONALD

I’ve tried everything to lose

weight, from Weight Watchers to

Jenny Craig, but nothing works.

JUAN PABLO

No, papi. I know a place that you

can go to lose the weight and they

have a support group that motivates

you to get into shape.

Donald stands and walks across the room.

DONALD

Like a fat camp?

Juan Pablo stands and puts the card on the coffee table.

JUAN PABLO

This place works. Even J-Lo lost

her baby fat there.

DONALD

Really, it’s that good? So if it

works, then what?

Juan Pablo walks over to Donald and puts his hands on his

shoulders.

JUAN PABLO

I suggest plastic surgery, this way

they won’t recognize you. Then, you

make those bitches pay for what

they did to you and Mr. Snodgrass.

DONALD

I can change who I am and become

someone new?

Juan Pablo walks back across the room and picks up his

feather duster.


24.

JUAN PABLO

You would not be the first, papi.

Do you really think I was born a

nude housekeeper?

Donald walks back to his picture window and looks out on the

Drive.

DONALD

I can transform myself and join the

Barbies, so I can get my revenge on

each one of them. That just might

work, but how do I join them.

Juan Pablo starts to dust the coffee table.

Donald turns.

JUAN PABLO

The only way in is to date one of

them.

DONALD

I can become one of them and rid

this town of those dolls.

JUAN PABLO

Papi, let’s not get crazy.

Donald walks over to the coffee table and picks up the card.

DONALD

I will do it for losers like me and

for Snodgrass.

JUAN PABLO

Don’t worry, papi. Your secret will

be safe with me.

Donald walks over and hugs Juan Pablo.

DONALD

You’re more than just my

housekeeper. You’re my Fairy

Godmother.

JUAN PABLO

I would cry, but I just had Botox,

and my tear ducts don’t work.

Donald walks to his pink phone.


25.

INT. MY LITTLE PONY CHAPEL - DAY

The chapel has large, stained glass windows with scenes from

the Bible, all with My Little Pony in them.

Donald stands in the back in a black suit. He walks down the

aisle to Snodgrass’s coffin. He kneels down in front of it.

DONALD

I promise you buddy; I will make

them pay for what they have done to

you.

Donald stands and walks back up the aisle. He bumps into

Jesus.

JESUS

You’re paying your respects?

DONALD

You could have stopped this.

JESUS

I told you that I cannot do

anything if unsuspecting persons,

such as yourself, or even this guy,

sign a contract with them.

Jesus kisses his gold cross.

DONALD

How many more will die in the hands

of those Barbies?

JESUS

We don’t know if the video was the

reason he killed himself.

Donald wipes the sweat from his forehead.

DONALD

Wake up! There’s no other reason.

This guy was my best friend.

Jesus folds his arms.

JESUS

Well, did you know that his

boyfriend over there dumped him the

day before his death?

Donald turns and sees Casio.


26.

DONALD

No, you’re wrong. They were not

dating.

Jesus’ cell phone RINGS. Jesus looks at the screen.

JESUS

I’ve got to take this. Stop by my

office and we can talk about it

further.

Jesus walks outside. Donald goes over to Casio.

DONALD

Were you dating Snodgrass?

CASIO

Yes, my big boy from the other

night, he was one of my ponies.

Casio gets close to Donald. He strokes Donald’s cheek.

CASIO (CONT’D)

Do you want to take his place? My

offer still stands.

Juan Pablo comes over and pulls Donald away. Donald looks at

Juan Pablo.

DONALD

I’ve never seen you in dress

clothes before.

Juan Pablo walks Donald up the aisle.

JUAN PABLO

Yes I know, but you don’t have much

more time for this. You’ve got a

plane to catch.

Casio steps in the aisle.

CASIO

There’s always room in my stable

for a big boy like you.

Donald turns and looks at Casio as Juan Pablo pulls him

outside.

EXT. MY LITTLE PONY CHAPEL - DAY

Donald turns and looks at the chapel.


27.

DONALD

I hate cults.

A bird flies by and shits on Donald’s suit jacket. Donald

looks at his suit jacket.

Balls!

DONALD (CONT’D)

Juan Pablo takes out a handkerchief and wipes Donald’s suit

jacket.

JUAN PABLO

I never get a day off. I always

have to clean something.

Donald looks at Juan Pablo.

DONALD

Maybe he killed himself over his

breakup with Casio?

Juan Pablo stops wiping Donald’s suit jacket.

JUAN PABLO

No, papi, Hector set this whole

thing up for revenge from the other

night, when you were both in the

bar.

DONALD

How do you know that?

JUAN PABLO

I hear a lot of things when I

clean.

A cab pulls up. Donald and Juan Pablo walk over to it and get

inside.

INT. NEW YOU COSMETIC SURGERY CENTER, DONALD’S ROOM - DAY,

SIX MONTHS LATER

Donald lies in bed with his face in bandages. He has no shirt

on and PETER (22), a young, thin man with brown hair in

tight, blue scrubs gives him a sponge bath.

Dr. HOLLIS (55), tall, stocky, with grayish, black hair

enters the room. He waves at Peter to leave the room.


28.

DR. HOLLIS

Well Donald, today we will remove

the bandages. Your six-pack and

buttock implants look good too.

Dr. Hollis removes Donald’s bandages. Dr. Hollis gives Donald

a mirror.

DR. HOLLIS (CONT’D)

How do you like the new you?

Donald looks at his new face and his hair, which is now thick

and blond. Donald rubs his hands against his new face.

DONALD

I can’t believe it. I look like a

new person.

DR. HOLLIS

Well Donald, isn’t that what you

wanted? You worked so hard to lose

all that weight and now you have a

new face and a full head of hair.

DONALD

I wouldn’t be here without the

support of the guys from the fat

camp. I had such a tough time and

they helped me stay motivated.

DR. HOLLIS

Remember, beauty is only skin deep,

Donald.

Donald takes Dr. Hollis’ hand.

DONALD

Please call me Donny. That’s who I

am now.

Donny gets out of his bed, walks over to the sink, and looks

into the mirror.

I’m hot!

DONNY

Peter enters the room.

Donny looks at him.

PETER

I am here to finish your bath.


29.

Sure.

DONNY

Donny gets back into the bed. Peter unties Donny’s hospital

gown exposing his muscular body. Peter picks up the sponge

and goes down Donny’s chest and lingers at his groin.

EXT. NEW YOU COSMETIC SURGERY CENTER - DAY

Donny leaves the hospital in skinny jeans and a tight, white

tee-shirt. He turns to Peter, kisses him on the lips, and

then enters the taxicab.

Dr. Hollis comes out and waves goodbye as the taxicab drives

away.

INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY

Juan Pablo enters the apartment and takes off his clothes. He

reaches into the closet and pulls out a feather duster. He

dusts the tops of all the bookcases.

Donny enters the room with a white towel around his waist.

JUAN PABLO

Who are you?

DONNY

It’s me, Donald.

JUAN PABLO

Papi, I thought you were dead.

Thank goodness you’ve come back.

The cookie jar you left with my pay

was almost empty.

Donald walks into the middle of the living room, and he

twirls around.

DONNY

In a way, I did die. Donald is

dead. All hail Donny!

JUAN PABLO

Papi, I will get on my knees for

that.

DONNY

No need for that right now. I need

to start my plan.


30.

JUAN PABLO

How can I help?

Donny walks across the room.

DONNY

Are the Barbies still running this

town?

JUAN PABLO

Yes, they are stronger then ever,

papi.

DONNY

What’s my best way into the group?

Juan Pablo looks at the ceiling, then the floor, and then at

Donny.

Donny laughs.

JUAN PABLO

Dating Mr. Simon is your best way

in. Papi, you look nothing like

your old self. Are you really

Donald?

DONNY

Of course I am Donald. Who else

would I be, you silly maid?

Juan Pablo continues to dust, but glances at Donny as he sits

at the computer.

The doorbell RINGS. Donny looks at Juan Pablo.

DONNY (CONT’D)

Are you going to get that?

JUAN PABLO

I am still just the housekeeper,

papi, not the maid.

Donny gets up, walks over to the door, opens it, and Jesus

comes in. He checks out Donny in his towel.

JESUS

I am looking for Donald. I just got

a tip that he lives here.

Juan Pablo looks at Donny, who turns, and looks at Jesus.


31.

DONNY

Sorry, he does not live here any

more.

JESUS

Do you have a forwarding address or

a way I can contact him?

Donny adjusts his towel.

DONNY

No, but what is this in reference

to?

JESUS

I can only tell you that it is

about a case I’ve been working on.

Juan Pablo walks over to Donny and Jesus.

JUAN PABLO

Is this about Mr. Snodgrass’ death?

JESUS

I can’t talk about it with you two.

Jesus reaches in his pocket, pulls out a card, and hands it

to Donny.

JESUS (CONT’D)

If you hear from Donald, have him

call me.

Jesus turns and walks out the door.

JUAN PABLO

You should have told him that

you’re Donald to find out more

about his investigation.

Donny grabs Juan Pablo’s arm.

DONNY

No, he cannot know the truth and

nobody can find out my true

identity.

Donny releases Juan Pablo’s arm.

JUAN PABLO

You sure are strong now, papi. I

think you may have bruised me. I

will have to charge you extra for

that.


32.

Donny walks to his bedroom door and leaves the room.

INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - NIGHT

Donny stands up and looks down at Johnny, who lies nude in

bed, with the blanket strewn across the floor. Donny searches

around on the floor and picks up a pair of white briefs.

Get out.

DONNY

Johnny jumps.

DONNY (CONT’D)

We’re done, trick.

Johnny stands and grabs his red underwear.

I’m not.

JOHNNY

Johnny walks over and hugs Donny. Donny pushes him away.

Johnny stumbles back.

DONNY

Leave! I got off, so now it’s time

for you to go.

JOHNNY

Let’s take a shower together. You’d

be surprised what I can do with a

bar of soap.

Donny picks up Johnny’s shirt and pants, and throws them to

him. Johnny catches his pants, but his shirt falls to the

floor.

DONNY

No shower, just get dressed and

leave, trick.

Johnny slips on his white tee-shirt that has Floppy Cock

written across it.

JOHNNY

What’s your deal? All the guys in

this town want me. Most pay big

money for some of this.

Johnny points to his body.


33.

DONNY

Well I had you and you left a bad

taste in my mouth.

Fuck you!

JOHNNY

DONNY

You don’t live up to your

reputation.

Johnny walks over to Donny and pushes him. Donny spits on

Johnny’s face. Johnny wipes his face with his hand.

JOHNNY

You’re going to wish you never did

that, bitch.

Johnny turns and storms out of the room. Donny takes a deep

breath and runs both hands through his hair.

INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, DRESSING ROOM BATHROOM - DAY

Donny has blue, latex gloves on both hands and a black bag.

Donny uses the bottle of Visible Detection Paste, and rubs

the gel all over the toilet seat.

INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, STRIPPER STAGE - DAY

Donny puts Floc all over the floor of the stage, and around

Johnny’s stripper pole.

INT. JAVA BOYS COFFEE HOUSE - DAY

Donny sits at a table and drinks a cup of coffee. Johnny

comes in and sits at his table.

DONNY

What do you want, trick?

Donny picks up his coffee and takes a drink. He puts the

coffee cup down.

JOHNNY

You’re that beached whale who used

to pay me for sex. You’re Donald. I

had sex with him in your apartment.

I thought I had been there before.

Donny raises his eyebrows.


34.

Donny stands.

DONNY

Do I look fat to you? Do I even

look like him?

JOHNNY

I just know you’re him. I can’t

wait to tell everyone that you’re

the lard ass in Blaze’s video.

DONNY

Who’s going to believe a dirty,

little whore like you?

JOHNNY

I am a Barbie.

Johnny stands and pushes Donny. Donny falls back.

JOHNNY (CONT’D)

Nobody rejects me.

Donny comes forward in front of Johnny.

DONNY

It didn’t feel very good to get

rejected, did it, trick.

JOHNNY

You should talk. You’re still

paying for sex. Can’t you find

someone to have sex with you for

free?

Donny gets in Johnny’s face.

DONNY

Watch it, trick, you’re on thin

ice.

JOHNNY

You should be scared, doughboy. The

Barbies will run you out of this

town.

Donny picks up his cup of coffee and throws it on Johnny’s

chest. Johnny steps back.

Jesus enters.

JOHNNY (CONT’D)

It’s time for you to get a beat

down, and not the kind you pay for.


35.

JESUS

Is there a problem, boys?

JOHNNY

No, just having coffee with an old

friend.

Jesus looks at the coffee stains on Johnny’s shirt.

JESUS

Looks to me like you’re wearing it.

JOHNNY

I’ve got a show to do.

Johnny turns and walks away. Donny sits back down.

Jesus goes over to Donny’s table.

JESUS

I’d stay away from that one.

Donny looks at Jesus.

DONNY

Why is that?

Jesus sits at the table.

JESUS

Look, I get it that you’re new

here. That guy will bring you

nothing but trouble, or an STD.

Donny plays with his napkin.

Donny stands up.

DONNY

What kind of guy should I go for,

someone like you?

JESUS

Would that be such a bad idea?

However, this is not about me. I am

just trying to steer you in the

right direction.

DONNY

Thanks for your advice. I know what

I have to do now.

Donny walks away. Jesus turns and watches him walk out the

door.


36.

INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT

Donny sits on a barstool. Jordan walks over.

Donny smiles.

JORDAN

Hey, you want to hook up later?

DONNY

Maybe, let’s see how the night

goes, hottie.

JORDAN

You on vacation or new to town?

I’ve never seen you around here

before.

DONNY

I little of both, actually.

Jordan makes a drink and puts it in front of Donny.

Jordan smiles.

JORDAN

I can show you around town and

maybe even teach you a thing or two

about the locals.

DONNY

Thanks just the same, but I didn’t

order a drink.

JORDAN

It’s on the house. Think of it as a

welcome gift from me to you.

DONNY

Aren’t you sweet. Thanks a lot.

Donny picks up the drink and spills some of it on his shirt.

Jordan rolls his eyes and walks away.

Donny looks at the stage. A tall, thin, Asian man, FILBERT

(30), comes on stage with torn blue jeans and no shirt on. He

holds a gold microphone.

FILBERT

Please welcome to the stage, our

star attraction, Johnny!

Filbert steps back behind the red curtain as Johnny comes

out. Johnny pulls down his pants and moons the audience.


37.

Donny walks through the crowd that laughs at the outline of a

purple, toilet seat on Johnny’s ass. Johnny looks at his ass,

slips, and falls head first into the stripper pole.

EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT

Donny stands in the crowd and watches as the paramedics wheel

Johnny, who is not responsive, into an ambulance and drive

away. Donny bumps into Simon.

DONNY

Sorry, dude.

Simon adjusts his black, horn-rim glasses.

SIMON

I’m not. Bumping into you is the

best thing that’s happened to me

tonight.

Donny runs his hands through his hair.

SIMON (CONT’D)

You want to go to my place for a

drink?

DONNY

I’m not that easy. Maybe for just

one drink.

Simon removes his glasses.

SIMON

Everyone’s easy in this town.

You’re in the Island City. Sexual

desire is pumped into the air here.

Simon takes Donny’s hand.

INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Donny stands in an all white room with white furniture and

fixtures. Simon walks over and hands him a drink.

DONNY

You like white?

SIMON

It’s minimalist dear. You know,

like art on a blank canvas.


38.

Donny takes a sip of the drink. Simon walks over to the

stereo and puts on some SOFT MUSIC.

Donny puts his drink on the end table. Donny walks over to

the stereo then stands behind Simon.

DONNY

What other music have you got?

Simon turns, and kisses Donny. Donny pulls away.

DONNY (CONT’D)

Hey, I’m not some trick.

SIMON

No, you’re not. If you play your

cards right though, you can become

one of us.

Donny gets close to Simon.

Who’s us?

DONNY

Simon strokes Donny’s cheek.

SIMON

Only the most exclusive group of

men who rule this town.

DONNY

What do I have to do to join?

SIMON

To start with, have sex with me.

Donny grabs Simon. They kiss. Donny pulls off Simon’s shirt.

He sucks Simon’s nipples. Donny gets on his knees and undoes

Simon’s pants.

DONNY

Is this the start of my membership?

SIMON

We’ll see.

INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, MASTER BATHROOM - DAY

Simon shaves at his black marble vanity. Donny showers behind

him in an all-glass shower.


39.

SIMON

I want you to meet the others

today.

Others?

DONNY

Simon shaves the right side of his face.

SIMON

The Barbies, the group I told you

about.

Donny rinses the soap from his body. He puts some shampoo in

the palm of his hands.

DONNY

Sure, but how should I act?

Simon bends over and turns the water on. He washes off the

leftover shaving cream from his face. He stands and looks at

himself in the mirror.

SIMON

Just be yourself.

Donny rinses the shampoo out of his blond hair.

DONNY

Can you come do my back?

Simon turns and drops his towel to the floor. He opens the

glass door to the shower. Donny hands Simon a blue bar of

soap.

Simon scrubs Donny’s back.

SIMON

You didn’t get enough last night?

Donny turns and kisses Simon.

INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, DINING ROOM - DAY

Donny sits at the table. Juan Pablo comes in and carries a

tray of fruits and orange juice. Juan Pablo puts the fruits

and orange juice down in front of Donny.

DONNY

I thought you were only a

housekeeper and did not do this

sort of service?


40.

JUAN PABLO

I am the maid here, papi.

Simon wears a white robe with white slippers. He sits next to

Donny and kisses his cheek. Simon looks at Juan Pablo.

SIMON

That’s all for now. You can clean

up the master bath though. We made

a mess in there.

JUAN PABLO

I bet! Clean this, get that, that’s

all you ever talk about. You never

ask me how I am or anything else.

SIMON

Did you say something, Juan Pablo?

JUAN PABLO

No, Mr. Simon.

Juan Pablo leaves the room. Simon and Donny eat their

breakfast.

Rickey enters. He wears white, cut off jeans and a blue, cut

off shirt.

RICKEY

Did you hear about Johnny’s

condition?

SIMON

How did you get in here?

Donny picks up his orange juice and drinks it.

RICKEY

I used the key you gave me.

SIMON

Leave that key before you go.

Rickey puts the key on the table.

SIMON (CONT’D)

So tell me about Johnny.

RICKEY

He is in a coma.

Simon wipes his mouth.


41.

SIMON

What this time, one too many

tricks? Well, too bad. So sad to

hear it, but come on, he has one

foot in the gutter already.

Rickey looks at Donny.

RICKEY

Who’s this?

SIMON

Mind your manners, young man. This

is Donny.

Donny looks at Rickey and nods. Donny puts his hand out to

give Rickey a handshake. Rickey ignores Donny.

RICKEY

Are you taking him to Blaze’s

barbecue today?

Yes.

Whatever!

Watch it!

SIMON

RICKEY

SIMON

Rickey puts his hands on his hips and stares at Donny.

RICKEY

It’s a pleasure to meet you. Donny,

is it?

Donny picks up a white napkin and wipes his mouth.

DONNY

Yes, that’s my name.

Rickey ignores Donny.

SIMON

Don’t you need to go now? I am sure

Blaze needs your help getting the

barbecue ready.

RICKEY

Good luck, Donny. You’re going to

need it.


42.

Rickey turns and leaves. Simon bends over and kisses Donny on

the cheek.

SIMON

Don’t let him upset you. He just

feels threatened by you.

Why?

DONNY

SIMON

He just does. He’s just a silly

boy.

Simon drinks his orange juice. Donny eats his bowl of fruit.

Fruit falls into Donny’s lap.

EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY

Donny walks hand and hand with Simon. He has on a black

Speedo, and Simon a red Speedo. They walk over to Blaze who

has on a white Speedo and three gold chains around his neck.

SIMON

This is Donny.

Blaze turns and lifts his white sunglasses.

BLAZE

Impressive.

Donny and Blaze shake hands.

DONNY

Simon talks highly of you.

BLAZE

Really? Well he just texted me all

about you.

Simon puts his arm around Donny.

SIMON

He wants to become a Barbie.

Blaze walks over to the pool and looks at Rickey as he lies

on a float, glistening in the hot sun, in a yellow Speedo.

BLAZE

Sweetie, we don’t just let anyone

join our little family.


43.

SIMON

He belongs with us.

Blaze turns. Rickey rolls off the float and swims over to the

edge of the pool.

DONNY

I really want to be part of the

family.

BLAZE

Everyone in this town wants to be

one of us.

Rickey gets out of the pool, walks over to Blaze, and looks

at Donny.

RICKEY

What does he have to do to become

part of the family?

Hector comes up in a thong. He walks over to Blaze.

HECTOR

Bro, let me do his initiation. I’d

like to mess up that blond hair.

BLAZE

No, no, I think he’d enjoy that too

much.

Donny looks at Simon.

DONNY

What’s he talking about? You never

mentioned that there is some kind

of initiation.

BLAZE

Yes, Simon always skips over that

part. Don’t you Simon?

HECTOR

Simon is our best recruiter.

Simon looks at the Spanish floor tile, and then at Donny.

SIMON

Sorry about that, babe. But Blaze,

he does not need to prove himself.

Blaze walks over to Simon and strokes his cheek.


44.

BLAZE

I’m the leader, darling. I decide

who stays and who goes.

DONNY

No, I don’t want to perform some

random act to prove myself.

Juan Pablo comes out nude and carries a tray of Sushi. Donny

reaches out to get one, Blaze grabs his hand.

BLAZE

If you’re not going to play by our

rules, then you can leave now. This

is a private event.

HECTOR

Yeah, private, bro!

Rickey walks over to the pool, jumps in the water, swims to

his float, and climbs on it.

SIMON

Come on Blaze, don’t be such a

bitch.

BLAZE

Dear, dear, foolish Simon. You know

you will be bored with him in a

week.

Donny steps back. Juan Pablo walks over to Donny.

JUAN PABLO

Just do what they want, papi, or

you will never be able to be in the

inner circle.

DONNY

You’re the maid here too? How many

jobs do you have?

JUAN PABLO

Just do what Mr. Blaze wants or

your plan ends now.

HECTOR

Hey maid, get me a drink.

Juan Pablo puts the tray down and goes over to the bar. He

gives Hector the finger as his back is turned to him.

Donny walks over to Blaze.


45.

DONNY

Okay. I will play by your rules.

SIMON

You don’t have to. I will keep

seeing you if you’re not part of

the family.

Blaze takes Donny’s hand and leads him into the house. Donny

turns his head and looks back at Simon.

INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, HALLWAY - DAY

Blaze points to a red door.

BLAZE

Go in that room where Bear and his

Cubs are playing and join in. If

Bear likes you, you’re in.

DONNY

But I am not into bears or group

sex.

BLAZE

I could tell that, but this is your

test. Take it or run home and cry

into your pillow.

Donny turns the door handle as he looks back at Blaze.

DONNY

Why are you such a bitch?

BLAZE

It’s who I am, sweetie. Get used to

it.

DONNY

What happened in your childhood to

make you this way?

BLAZE

I didn’t have a childhood. I was

born this way.

INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SEX ROOM - DAY

Donny enters the room. Bear lies on a king size bed with FOUR

YOUNG NUDE BOYS (CUBS) around him. He looks at Donny.


46.

BEAR

Lose the suit and join me and my

Cubs.

Donny removes his suit, walks over to the bed, and Bear

reaches his hand out. Donny takes Bear’s hand and Bear pulls

him onto the bed.

Donny kisses Bear. The Cubs kiss Donny and lick him all over

his body.

INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, KITCHEN - DAY

Juan Pablo puts three pitchers of beer on a cart. Donny walks

over and drops his towel. Donny urinates into each pitcher.

JUAN PABLO

Papi, you’re bad.

Donny picks up his towel and wraps it around his waist.

DONNY

It’s time for payback.

JUAN PABLO

Are you sure that they won’t find

out?

DONNY

They won’t. Put more ice in and

stir it.

Donny leaves the kitchen.

EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY

Donny comes out of the house. He walks over to Simon who

grabs him and hugs him.

DONNY

I think I am going to be sick.

Donny steps back. Blaze comes out with Rickey.

BLAZE

You passed! It wasn’t that bad, was

it? I have steel wool if you need

it.

SIMON

See, you’re one of us now.


47.

DONNY

I need another shower to get that

man’s smell off of me.

Simon grabs Donny and kisses him.

Juan Pablo comes out with the pitchers of beer on a cart.

Hector swims to the pool ladder and runs over to the beer. He

pours beer in his glass.

Rickey walks over and grabs a glass. Hector takes a drink.

HECTOR

Blaze, bro, where did you get this?

It has a familiar taste to it.

Donny steps back and laughs.

SIMON

What’s so funny, babe?

Rickey takes a drink.

RICKEY

You’re right. I’ve tasted this

somewhere before, but I just can’t

place where.

Donny falls into Simon’s arms and laughs hysterically. Simon

looks at Blaze.

SIMON

I told you, Blaze. Sex with Bear

was more than he could handle.

BLAZE

Don’t be such a drama queen!

Bear walks out in a white towel that barely fits around him.

His Cubs follow. Bear grabs a glass of beer and drinks it.

BEAR

This is good. I love that odd

taste, but can’t place it.

Donny laughs louder. The Cubs all take a glass.

Simon takes Donny into the house.

Jammer comes out of the house. Blaze walks over to him. He

waves his hand at Hector, who joins them.


48.

BLAZE

That Donny, I think I’ve seen him

before, but I can’t place where or

when.

JAMMER

I will check him out when I get

back from my business trip.

BLAZE

Good. Hector, in the meantime, I

want you to get close to him and

find out any information you can.

Hector puts his arm around Blaze. He takes a drink of beer.

HECTOR

You’re going to pay me my usual

fee?

BLAZE

Of course, sweetie. Do whatever you

have to.

INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SCREENING ROOM - DAY

Simon and Donny sit on a long, black, leather sofa. An eighty

inch flat screen television takes up the wall.

DONNY

Blaze must watch a lot of movies in

here.

SIMON

No, this is where he watches porn.

He heads a studio that films and

produces them for him.

DONNY

So, it’s a porn studio then?

Simon puts his arm around Donny.

SIMON

Yes, but don’t worry, he’s not

going to film us. You’re one of us

now and he will respect that.

Simon kisses Donny. Donny pulls away.

DONNY

So he does amateur porn films as

well?


49.

SIMON

I don’t really know. Blaze’s

business is private.

Simon kisses Donny’s neck.

DONNY

I want to know all about you and

the Barbies.

Simon looks at Donny.

SIMON

In good time. I am going to Cuba

for business in a few days, but the

guys will take good care of you.

DONNY

What does that mean?

SIMON

Once you date one of us, you date

all of us.

Simon kisses Donny, pulls Donny’s towel off, and throws it

across the room. The towel hits the television.

INT. WILTON MANORS GENERAL HOSPITAL, JOHNNY’S ROOM - NIGHT

Donny enters and sees Johnny with several IV tubes and

monitors that surround him. Donny closes the curtain, takes

out a syringe, and puts it down on the tray table.

DONNY

You can never wake up and expose

me, trick.

Donny looks at the syringe and then looks at Johnny.

DONNY (CONT’D)

You deserve to die, trick, for all

your crimes, but... I just can’t do

it.

Donny opens the curtains and leaves the room.

A MAN IN PINK SCRUBS (23), walks in the room. He takes the

syringe from the tray table and injects Johnny’s IV bag. The

man leaves the room as the medical alarms on Johnny’s

monitors go off.


50.

INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT

The bar is full of shirtless men in shorts. Donny has on

tight, blue jeans with no shirt. Blaze comes over to him in

tight, white shorts. Blaze pulls out a couple of cards.

DONNY

What are these?

BLAZE

I made an appointment for you with

my hair stylist. You need to get

the color right and get a better

cut.

DONNY

I spent a lot of money to look this

way.

Donny runs his hands through his hair.

BLAZE

Well, you need to be perfect,

because everyone judges us.

Blaze points to the crowd in the bar.

BLAZE (CONT’D)

Also, I made an appointment for you

with my dentist, so you can have

your teeth whitened.

Simon comes over in a pair of green, biker shorts.

SIMON

Hey babe, you look hot!

Simon kisses Donny. Blaze rolls his eyes.

DONNY

Well, Blaze thinks otherwise.

SIMON

What do you mean, babe?

Donny shows Simon the appointment cards.

SIMON (CONT’D)

Hey, it’s just to make you look

your best, babe.

Jordan comes over and hands Simon a drink.

Blaze puts his arm around Donny.


51.

BLAZE

All the Barbies have to look their

best, sweetie.

Casio walks over to Blaze and gets into Blaze’s face.

Blaze steps back.

CASIO

Don’t mess with us Bronies again!

BLAZE

Don’t threaten me, you horse

fucker!

Simon gets between them and pushes Donny aside.

CASIO

You mess with us again, and you and

your little Barbies will pay.

Casio shoves Simon out of the way.

BLAZE

I thought you Bronies were all

about love and friendship?

CASIO

We are, but when you mess with one

of us, you mess with all of us.

Casio walks away through the crowd.

SIMON

I told you not to mess with them.

BLAZE

Really? You’re afraid of some guys

that worship a cartoon horse?

SIMON

You should be. They also have power

in this town.

BLAZE

Not as much as we do.

Simon reaches for Donny’s hand and pulls him over to him.

SIMON

Just keep them off limits with the

games you play.


52.

BLAZE

Will do, sweetie.

Simon kisses Donny on the cheek.

SIMON

Are you okay?

DONNY

Yeah, I’m okay. That guy is scary

though.

SIMON

Let me put it this way, he’s not

put together all that well.

Donny squeezes Simon’s hand. Donny looks at Casio as he

dances with the rest of the Bronies on the dance floor.

DONNY

I thought the Bronies had their own

club to dance at?

SIMON

They do. Crashing ours is their way

of warning us to stay away.

INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, MEN’S ROOM - NIGHT

Donny stands in front of the mirror and dries his hands.

Casio walks in and stands behind him.

CASIO

You’re not really one of them, are

you?

DONNY

Yes I am. I am a Barbie.

Casio grabs Donny’s shoulder and turns him. Casio gets closer

to Donny and their bodies touch.

CASIO

I can tell you hate them, just as

much as I do.

Donny caresses Casio’s chest.

DONNY

I don’t know what you are talking

about.


53.

Casio takes Donny in his arms and they kiss. Casio’s hands

slide down to Donny’s jeans. Donny pushes Casio away.

CASIO

We can destroy them together.

DONNY

Why would I want to destroy them?

They are my friends.

Donny walks to the bathroom door.

CASIO

They are friends to nobody. They

will use you up and then throw you

away. Your secret is safe with me.

Donny turns and looks at Casio.

DONNY

What secret?

Casio walks over to Donny and whispers in his ear.

CASIO

I can help you. We are brothers and

together we can make them pay.

Casio kisses the back of Donny’s neck. Casio grabs Donny and

pulls him into the stall.

CASIO (CONT’D)

Get on your knees and join us.

Casio undoes his pants. Donny pulls them down and laughs at

Casio’s My Little Pony underwear. Donny stands.

DONNY

No, I don’t need your help this

bad.

Casio grabs Donny and kisses him. Donny pushes him away.

CASIO

Come on, my brother, let’s finish

what we started.

Casio looks down at his groin. Donny walks out of the stall

and exits the bathroom.

INT. WILTON MANORS POLICE STATION, JESUS’ OFFICE - DAY

Jesus sits at a metal desk and looks at his computer screen.


54.

MUFFY (36), enters. She wears a blue, police uniform and her

black hair is tied back. She drops a file on Jesus’ desk.

JESUS

What’s this?

MUFFY

That stripper who fell on stage is

in a coma and now someone tried to

kill him.

Jesus grabs the file.

JESUS

Someone injected Pentobarbital in

his IV bag.

MUFFY

Poor guy, and now he’s on a

respirator. Sounds like someone

does not want him to wake up.

Muffy walks over behind Jesus and rubs his shoulders.

JESUS

That feels good!

Muffy reaches her hand down his chest.

MUFFY

So muscular!

JESUS

Hey, stop that.

Jesus pushes her hands off of his chest.

JESUS (CONT’D)

Yeah, I’ve got to find out who and

why someone wants this guy dead.

Jesus stands, walks over to his small, office window and

looks out on the Drive.

JESUS (CONT’D)

This guy has a long rap sheet for

drugs and hustling. I am sure he’s

made some enemies in his travels.

Muffy licks her lips as she stares at Jesus.


55.

EXT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME - NIGHT

Donny walks through Bear’s yard. He walks up the wooden steps

to the small deck and KNOCKS on the door.

Casio stands shirtless in the distance.

Bear opens the door in dirty underwear. Donny walks inside.

INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Donny looks around the living room that is full of old,

broken furniture. Donny takes his shirt off. Bear walks over

and twists Donny’s nipples.

BEAR

I am surprised that you called me.

You didn’t seem to enjoy our last

hookup.

Bear releases Donny’s nipples. Donny rubs Bear’s fat, hairy

chest.

DONNY

No, that’s not it; I just wanted

you all to myself.

Donny kisses Bear on the lips and then their tongues touch.

Donny grabs Bear’s fat ass. Bear kisses Donny’s neck.

DONNY (CONT’D)

Let’s go into the bedroom.

Bear pulls away and points to a hallway.

BEAR

Better yet, you go to my bear room,

and get naked and I will meet up

with you shortly.

INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BEAR ROOM - NIGHT

Donny walks into the small room where a full size bed has no

sheet on it, just a pillow. Donny pulls out a condom, and

puts it on the nightstand.

Donny kicks off his shoes, takes off his pants, and

underwear. He lies nude on the dirty mattress.

The door opens and Bear enters. He takes off his dirty, white

underwear and throws them in Donny’s face.


56.

BEAR

Smell them! Smell Bear!

Donny smells the underwear. Bear climbs onto the bed, on top

of Donny, and they kiss. Donny runs his hands across Bear’s

body. Bear then grabs Donny and puts him on all fours.

BEAR (CONT’D)

Don’t move. You know you want it,

boy.

DONNY

Yeah, give it to me, daddy.

Bear slaps Donny’s ass. He grabs a bottle of BOY BUTTER and

puts it on Donny’s ass. Bear grabs the condom. He rips it

open and places it on his hard member.

Take me!

DONNY (CONT’D)

Bear penetrates Donny, but then he pulls out.

Donny turns.

BEAR

It’s burning!

DONNY

What’s burning, daddy?

Donny gets off the bed.

BEAR

My pork sausage. It’s on fire.

Bear pulls off the condom and throws it on the floor.

BEAR (CONT’D)

I am not playing. It feels like

it’s on fire. Ouch!

Bear runs out of the room.

INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BATHROOM - NIGHT

Bear reaches into the dirty shower, turns on the water, walks

in, and then rinses off his burning sausage. He then takes a

dry bar of soap, with pubic hair stuck to it, and cleans it.

Donny enters the bathroom and gets into the shower.


57.

DONNY

Feel better, daddy?

BEAR

What the hell did you do?

Donny takes the soap from Bear and scrubs Bear’s hairy back.

DONNY

Me, I didn’t do anything. I wanted

you to take me, but then you

stopped.

Bear turns around and grabs Donny. Donny drops the soap.

BEAR

No, that condom wasn’t mine. You

brought it here. You must have done

something with it to make it burn

me like that.

DONNY

No, I don’t know what made that

happen to you. I still want you

though, daddy.

Bear pushes Donny against the back of the shower.

BEAR

Blaze is right. There is something

about you that’s just not right.

Bear raises his right hand and slaps Donny’s face. Donny

pushes Bear and Bear slips on the soap on the bottom of the

shower. He falls back THUD.

Donny jumps out of the shower. He looks at Bear’s body on the

floor of the shower. Donny picks up a dirty towel and dries

himself off.

INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BEAR ROOM - NIGHT

Donny walks in, puts on his underwear, his pants, then his

shoes. His cell phone RINGS, he looks at the screen, but he

does not answer it. He proceeds to the living room.

INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Donny walks through the living room, puts his shirt on, grabs

a dirty rag from the floor, turns the front door handle, and

leaves.


58.

EXT. BEARS’S MOBILE HOME - NIGHT

Casio comes out and walks up to Bear’s front door. Casio

turns the handle and walks inside.

INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, BATHROOM - NIGHT

Donny soaks in a bubble bath. He takes the washrag and scrubs

his arms. The bathroom door opens.

Hector walks in the room in white brief underwear.

DONNY

What are you doing here?

Hector stands over the bathtub.

HECTOR

I was working out, bro.

DONNY

Where’s Simon?

HECTOR

He’s in Cuba, bro. He asked me to

keep you company.

Hector pulls down his underwear.

DONNY

What are you doing?

HECTOR

Bro, I want to clean up.

DONNY

I will be done in a few. It will be

all yours then.

Hector takes his underwear off.

HECTOR

Let’s save time. Simon told me to

make you happy, bro.

Hector climbs into the tub. Donny approaches him to kiss.

HECTOR (CONT’D)

I don’t kiss on the mouth. I’m

straight, bro.

Hector stands up and the bubbles cover him. Donny grabs him

and pulls him back into the tub.


59.

DONNY

Come on, I’ve never done it with a

straight boy.

HECTOR

Oh no? Straight boys do it better,

bro.

Water from the bathtub spills onto the floor.

INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT

Blaze wears plaid, board shorts and stands against the bar.

He sips on his drink as Hector and Donny walk in.

BLAZE

Are you ready for the shoot

tomorrow?

Donny looks at Hector.

Shoot?

DONNY

BLAZE

Didn’t Hector tell you? He works

for my porn studio. He does all my

straight boy videos.

HECTOR

I am a plumber for most of the

year, and then I come here and make

some films to earn enough money to

support my family.

Jordan brings Hector a shot glass.

DONNY

Family? You’re married?

Blaze walks over to Donny.

BLAZE

Isn’t it a shame? He has a wife and

kids.

Hector drinks the shot and SLAMS the glass down.

Donny turns and signals Jordan at the bar. Jordan brings

Donny a shot.

HECTOR

Where’s Bear tonight?


60.

BLAZE

He told me he was going to be late,

since he has a hot ass to tap.

Donny turns. He drinks his shot.

DONNY

Late for what?

BLAZE

A little game I am going to play.

Blaze points to MASON (30), a tall man, with long, blond

hair, and a tattoo sleeve of My Little Pony on his right arm.

HECTOR

That’s the guy you want me to play

the game with, bro?

Jordan refills Hector’s shot glass.

BLAZE

Yes that one, sweetie.

Hector drinks his shot and SLAMS the glass down on the bar.

Hector walks over to the blond.

Donny turns toward Blaze.

DONNY

What are you up to?

BLAZE

Saving that poor guy from getting

married.

DONNY

Isn’t he a Brony?

BLAZE

Don’t worry. I can handle the

Bronies.

INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, GUEST ROOM - NIGHT

Mason lies in bed. Hector, climbs over his body.

MASON

I am getting married, I can’t. I

shouldn’t be here.

Hector licks Mason’s armpit.


61.

HECTOR

Do you want me to stop?

Mason grabs Hector and pulls him closer to his body.

MASON

No. I can’t resist you. I’ve never

done it with a straight boy.

INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SMALL ROOM - NIGHT

Blaze adjusts the video camera as Donny stands behind him.

DONNY

Why are you doing this?

BLAZE

The Bronies don’t need to marry.

That group is weird enough already.

DONNY

Have you ever loved someone?

BLAZE

No, love is something made up. Only

fools like you and the Bronies

believe in it.

DONNY

Come on, I want to find love. I

want the white picket fence too,

maybe even some kids.

Blaze turns and caresses Donny’s face.

BLAZE

You won't get that from Simon. When

he comes back, you will be old news

to him.

DONNY

What do you mean?

BLAZE

I hope I did not make a mistake in

making you one of us.

Blaze turns and watches Mason and Hector.

DONNY

Simon’s not going to like you

messing with the Bronies.


62.

BLAZE

I do what I want. I own this town

and that little shit, Casio, needs

to know about it.

Donny turns, opens the door, and leaves the room.

INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, LIVING ROOM - DAY

A nude Juan Pablo cries as two police officers stand next to

him. Jesus walks in. Muffy walks over to him.

JESUS

What do we have here?

MUFFY

Looks like this guy slipped in the

shower, hit his head, and died.

JESUS

So, why am I here?

MUFFY

We think he was not alone. CSI

found a used condom.

Juan Pablo walks over to them.

JUAN PABLO

It’s strange, because Bear only

showers on Sundays.

JESUS

So you’re telling me he showered

only once a week?

JUAN PABLO

Yes, his Cubs like his body odor,

so it was, how you might say, his

mating call.

JESUS

Okay, Muffy have CSI send their

findings to my office and put a

towel around that guy.

Jesus walks to the bathroom door and sees the body in the

tub. Dried blood is on the tiles where Bear’s head hit.


63.

INT. BEAR’S MOBILE HOME, BATHROOM - DAY

Jesus enters and looks around the bathroom. He studies the

cracked, bloody tiles.

JESUS

Muffy, come in here.

Muffy enters the bathroom.

JESUS (CONT’D)

I think you’re right. He wasn’t

alone. Look, he was facing away

from the showerhead. Look at where

his head hit the tiles.

Muffy looks at the shower tiles.

MUFFY

You’re right.

JESUS

I think he may have been pushed or

someone pounded his head into the

wall. This could be murder.

INT. CHAPEL OF THE NAKED SOUL - DAY

Donny walks in with his black suit on. He sits in the front

row next to Hector, Rickey, and Blaze.

Bear, in his open coffin, wears blue overalls. Thirty young

men wear cut off overalls and surround his coffin. They all

sob.

Blaze gets up to the podium.

BLAZE

Bear was a good friend. We will

miss him greatly, and I know his

Cubs will mourn their great loss.

Six of the young men pick up Bear’s coffin and carry it up

the aisle as the other young men follow.

Hector turns to Donny.

HECTOR

You want to hook up, bro?

DONNY

Now? We are at a funeral to honor

Bear, not to cruise.


64.

Donny stands and walks up the aisle.

EXT. CHAPEL OF THE NAKED SOUL - DAY

Donny watches as the Cubs put Bear’s coffin into the hearse.

Jesus walks over to Donny.

JESUS

Have you heard from Donald?

DONNY

No, I really don’t know the guy.

JESUS

You knew this guy?

DONNY

Kinda, he was a friend of a friend.

You?

Jesus scratches his head.

JESUS

I am investigating his death.

DONNY

I was told that he fell in the

shower.

JESUS

I think that he wasn’t alone.

Donny sweats. Hector comes out and walks over to Donny.

DONNY

Hector, lets go back to my place.

HECTOR

Okay bro, let’s party Bear style.

Jesus grabs Donny’s arm.

JESUS

I’d like to talk to you about Bear.

DONNY

Sure, call me.

Donny walks away with Hector. He turns and looks at Jesus.

Jesus’ cell phone RINGS.


65.

JESUS

(on phone)

Yeah, Muffy. I will be right there.

Jesus puts the cell phone in his coat pocket. He opens the

door to his black BMW, gets in, and drives away.

INT. WILTON MANORS POLICE STATION, JESUS’ OFFICE - DAY

Muffy enters the office and hands Jesus a file.

JESUS

Spearmint oil was in the condom

they found? So why is that so

important?

MUFFY

When you add this oil to any

lubricator, it will heat up. So

Bear’s penis felt as if it were on

fire.

Jesus walks over to his desk and falls back in his chair.

JESUS

So that’s why Bear took the early

shower. He was washing it off.

Muffy walks over to the desk and puts both hands on it.

Muffy steps back.

MUFFY

Whoever was with Bear wanted to

hurt him.

JESUS

This person must have gotten into

the shower with him and then pushed

him causing the slip and fall.

MUFFY

Can I assist you in questioning

those Cubs? One of them must have

had an ax to grind.

Jesus leans back in his chair.

JESUS

Sure, I’m going to need all the

help I can get, in getting

information from those boys.


66.

EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY

Blaze and Rickey come out of the pool. Hector walks over to

them.

BLAZE

Did you find out anything?

HECTOR

Can I get a drink first, bro?

Blaze turns to Rickey.

Rickey walks over to the outdoor bar, bends down, takes a

glass, fills it with ice, and then pours Vodka. He walks over

to Hector and hands it to him.

HECTOR (CONT’D)

I can’t find out anything, bro. He

seems like a normal, or whatever

you might like to call, a normal

guy.

Hector gulps his Vodka, hands the glass back to Rickey, and

points to it to get him some more.

HECTOR (CONT’D)

I’ll tell you one thing; he’s good

at the old in and out. You should

put him in a porn film with me.

Blaze nods his head no.

BLAZE

Find out where he grew up, where he

went to school, and who his last

boyfriend was.

Rickey comes over with a full glass. Hector drinks it and

hands it back to Rickey.

HECTOR

Sure, but you got my money now,

bro?

BLAZE

Come in the house and I will pay

you, but I want something personal

from you, before Simon gets back.

Blaze and Hector walk into the house and Rickey follows.

Juan Pablo stands nude in the shadows.


67.

INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, SCREENING ROOM - DAY

Blaze hands Hector his money. Hector counts the money and

puts it in his shorts.

Hector falls back onto the black leather sofa.

BLAZE

You want to see the cover to your

new DVD?

HECTOR

Nope bro, as long as I get paid, I

don’t care.

Blaze sits next to Hector.

BLAZE

You’re so fucking good in it. I

don’t get how you’re married.

Rickey walks in. He sits next to Hector opposite Blaze.

HECTOR

I like pussy first, you guys

second.

Rickey rubs Hector’s chest. Hector looks at Rickey, takes his

shirt off, and throws it across the room. Rickey licks

Hector’s chest.

Blaze runs his hands down to Hector’s shorts. Hector extends

his head back.

BLAZE

Let’s all have some fun, straight

boy.

INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

The BANG of a fist is heard on Donny’s front door. Donny runs

to the front door. He opens the door, and Juan Pablo comes

in.

JUAN PABLO

Papi, you’ve got to be careful.

Donny stands next to Juan Pablo.

DONNY

What do you mean?


68.

JUAN PABLO

Blaze is paying Hector to have sex

with you to get information about

you.

Donny walks over to a black, leather chair and sits in it.

DONNY

That little bitch.

JUAN PABLO

Blaze thinks he knows you.

Donny stands and walks across the room.

DONNY

I can’t let him figure out who I

really am.

JUAN PABLO

Be careful, Hector may seem dumb,

but he’s really not.

Donny walks over to Juan Pablo and puts his hand on his

shoulder.

DONNY

I will take care of Hector.

Donny goes over to his computer and turns it on.

JUAN PABLO

What are you going to do? Don’t

kill him. His fans would be

devastated.

DONNY

The less you know the better.

Donny pulls out his cell phone and makes a call.

INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT

Hector leans against the bar and drinks a tall glass of

Vodka. He wears white briefs.

Blaze stands next to him and watches Rickey dance.

BLAZE

It’s good to be the Kings.

Blaze and Hector high five each other.


69.

Mason walks over to Hector and gets into his face.

MASON

You fucking taped us having sex and

sent it to my fiancee?

Hector takes a sip of his Vodka.

HECTOR

If you were so in love with him,

why did you suck me off?

Mason pushes Hector. Hector puts his drink down on the bar.

HECTOR (CONT’D)

You want to take this outside, bro?

Hector pushes Mason.

MASON

Let’s go. You don’t mess with a

Brony and get away with it.

Sabrina (23), a Spanish woman wears a red sundress with long,

straight, black hair and stands behind Hector.

Hector turns.

SABRINA

(in Spanish; subtitled)

Hector, what the hell!

HECTOR

Baby, what are you doing here?

Sabrina points to Hector’s white briefs.

SABRINA

Me! What are you doing here? What’s

going on? You’re in this place in

your underwear.

Sabrina reaches up and grabs Hector by the ear.

SABRINA (CONT’D)

This is what you do? You’re on a

business trip and you’re playing

with men? I’m not woman enough for

you?

HECTOR

It’s not cheating. I don’t do

anything. The guys do it to me.


70.

Sabrina releases Hector’s ear and slaps Hector’s face.

SABRINA

That’s gross. I am your wife. I

should be all you need, not these

guys. What about our boys?

HECTOR

How do you think I pay for

everything to keep you a princess?

Sabrina spits in Hector’s face. Hector wipes his face.

Sabrina grabs Hector’s ear again and pulls him outside. The

crowd cheers.

EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT

Sabrina releases Hector’s ear. Hector rubs his hand across

his red ear.

HECTOR

Baby, it’s not cheating. I do it

for you and the kids.

SABRINA

No, I did not sign on for this.

It’s over. Don’t bother coming

home.

Hector gets on his knees.

HECTOR

Please baby, I love you. I will

give all this up for you.

SABRINA

I am going to tell everyone.

HECTOR

Not my Mother!

SABRINA

I am going to call her from the

car. We’re finished. You might as

well make this ghetto your new

home.

Hector grabs Sabrina’s hand. She looks at him as she pulls it

away from him.

SABRINA (CONT’D)

(in Spanish; subtitled)

I put a curse on your cum gun!


71.

Sabrina waves her hand and points to Hector’s penis.

HECTOR

NO! Not that! Please!

Sabrina storms away. Hector, on his knees, cries as crowds of

men pass and laugh at him.

INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT

Blaze walks over to Mason.

BLAZE

You Bronies are lowlifes, but

telling his wife?

MASON

I didn’t know he was married.

BLAZE

Don’t lie, sweetie. You’re banned

from this bar.

Mason pushes Blaze. Blaze waves his hand at Jordan. Jordan

runs over and grabs Mason and pulls him to the exit.

MASON

Casio won’t be happy when I tell

him about this.

BLAZE

Go home and cry in your pillow,

Brony.

Jordan pushes Mason out the door. Jordan walks over to Blaze.

JORDAN

No problem. He’ll never set foot in

here again. In fact, all Bronies

are now banned from this bar.

Blaze looks at Rickey dance.

INT. WILTON MANORS GENERAL HOSPITAL, JOHNNY’S ROOM - DAY

Rickey takes Johnny’s hand. An overweight NURSE (40), enters

the room in white scrubs. She checks Johnny’s IV.

RICKEY

Is he getting any better?


72.

NURSE

He’s breathing on his own and he

said some words, but they don’t

make any sense to me.

The nurse turns and leaves the room.

RICKEY

Come on Johnny, tell me who did

this to you.

Johnny’s lips move. Rickey puts his ear to Johnny’s mouth.

Rickey pulls away.

JOHNNY

Donald, Donny. Donald, Donny.

RICKEY

What are you trying to tell me?

INT. JAVA BOYS COFFEE HOUSE - DAY

Donny sits and eats fruit cup. Rickey comes in and sits.

DONNY

I got your text. What’s the

problem?

RICKEY

Do you know someone named Donald?

Donny chokes on his fruit.

RICKEY (CONT’D)

Are you okay?

DONNY

Donald’s the guy I sublet my

apartment from. Why?

RICKEY

Johnny said Donald, Donny today.

DONNY

Johnny’s awake?

RICKEY

Barely, he’s saying things that

don’t make any sense.

Donny takes Rickey’s hand.


73.

DONNY

Let’s go to my place and I’ll give

you Donald’s information.

RICKEY

Sure, let’s do that.

Donny stands, Rickey follows, and they leave together.

INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY

Donny is at his desk and he goes through some papers as

Rickey sits on the sofa.

Rickey stands.

RICKEY

Did you find that information on

Donald yet?

DONNY

I’m looking right now. You look

like you need a shower.

RICKEY

Yeah, I only showered twice today!

Rickey walks out of the room.

INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - DAY

Donny sees Rickey’s clothes on his bed. He goes through his

shorts and finds his wallet. Donny finds a driver’s license

from Ohio. Donny goes to the computer.

INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BATHROOM - DAY

Rickey pulls the shower curtain back and sees Donny in the

bathroom.

RICKEY

You’ve got the information?

DONNY

Yes, I do. I will handle the Donald

situation.

Rickey wraps the towel around his waist.

RICKEY

What do you mean you'll handle it?


74.

DONNY

Come on, you’re busted. You are

only seventeen, not twenty one,

and a runaway.

Rickey walks over to Donny.

RICKEY

Please don’t tell Blaze or the

others. They will throw me out on

the street.

Donny walks out of the bathroom.

INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - DAY

Donny stands by his bed. Rickey follows him.

DONNY

Get dressed.

Rickey puts his clothes on.

Rickey cries.

RICKEY

What are you going to do now?

DONNY

Call your parents.

RICKEY

Please, anything but that. They

will send me to some camp to make

me straight.

Donny walks over to Rickey and hugs him. Donny steps back.

DONNY

Well, how about this? I will buy

you a ticket to New York, give you

some money, and you can make a

fresh start.

RICKEY

I can’t, I’m in love with Blaze.

Donny looks at himself in the mirror and he fixes his hair.

DONNY

Blaze can go to jail for having sex

with you and using you as a backup

dancer for Johnny.


75.

RICKEY

Can I say goodbye to him then?

DONNY

No, I will tell him that you met

some old queen and left town.

RICKEY

What about this Donald guy?

DONNY

Don’t worry. I will take care of

Donald and keep an eye on Johnny

for you.

INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

A DJ plays dance MUSIC. Hector lies back in a chair with a

bottle of Vodka on the floor next to him.

Simon stands across the room with Blaze. Donny goes over to

them and kisses Simon.

Donny laughs.

DONNY

You were gone a long time.

SIMON

Someone called the airport and told

them I was trafficking drugs.

DONNY

I bet the body search was a bitch.

SIMON

You don’t want to know the hell I

went through. Who would want to do

this to me?

Juan Pablo walks over with a tray of food. Simon takes some.

BLAZE

Show him what you brought back from

Cuba, Simon.

Simon walks out of the room.

BLAZE (CONT’D)

You’re going to love this, Donny

dearest.


76.

Simon comes back with a young, lean, Cuban boy. IGOR (21),

wears a white, baseball cap and a white, tank top with white

pants.

SIMON

Donny, meet Igor, a new artist I

discovered.

DONNY

This is what you brought back with

you from Cuba?

SIMON

Yes, I am always looking for new

artists for my art gallery.

IGOR

(in Spanish; subtitled)

I want to dance.

Igor pulls Simon onto the dance floor.

Blaze walks over to Donny.

BLAZE

See, I told you. You’ve been

replaced. In with the new and out

with the old. Your days as a Barbie

are numbered.

Blaze walks away. Juan Pablo, nude, comes over with a platter

of fruit.

JUAN PABLO

Papi, be careful, Blaze still wants

Hector to find dirt on you.

Donny takes a piece of pineapple.

DONNY

Don’t worry. Look at him over

there. I am the last thing he has

on his mind these days.

JUAN PABLO

Yeah, you took care of him but

good, calling his wife to expose

his cheating ways.

Donny looks across the room.

Jammer wears a blue tank top and white jeans.

Donny walks over to Jammer.


77.

DONNY

I have not seen you before at any

of these parties.

JAMMER

I do a lot of work for Blaze,

outside of town.

Juan Pablo brings the platter of fruit over to Jammer.

JAMMER (CONT’D)

Christ! Why can’t Blaze ever have

real food?

Donny strokes Jammer’s back.

Jammer laughs.

DONNY

I want to know why they call you

Jammer.

JAMMER

I know who you are, Donald.

Donny falls back against the wall.

JAMMER (CONT’D)

You look a little ill, Donald.

DONNY

So you’re going to expose me?

JAMMER

Let’s go to my place and talk terms

and conditions.

Blaze holds a drink and watches Jammer and Donny talk. Donny

looks at Simon and Igor.

INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, BATHROOM - NIGHT

Jammer and Donny are in the shower together. Jammer has a

large tattoo of a skull and crossbones on his hairy back.

DONNY

You want sex from me? How original.

Jammer kisses Donny’s neck.


78.

JAMMER

You could say that. You’re mine now

and you will do what I want or I

will expose you.

DONNY

So you’re blackmailing me for sex?

You want to do me in the shower?

JAMMER

I like my boys clean. Scrub up,

boy.

Donny rinses the soap off of his body.

Jammer turns and shuts the water off in his black tile

shower. Donny and Jammer dry off together.

INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, BEDROOM - NIGHT

Jammer, nude, walks over to his black dresser and takes out a

pair of white briefs. He turns and throws them to Donny.

JAMMER

Put them on, boy.

Jammer sits in a red chair in the corner and watches Donny.

JAMMER (CONT’D)

Now come over here, boy.

Donny walks over. Jammer grabs him and bends his body over

his knee.

Jammer spanks Donny’s ass. He then pulls down the white

briefs and spanks Donny’s ass even harder.

DONNY

Stop, you’re hurting me!

Jammer reaches down to the floor, grabs his belt, and beats

Donny’s ass with it.

JAMMER

No, bad boys need to be punished.

Jammer pushes Donny onto the floor and watches him squirm. He

then grabs Donny by his hair, pulls him up, and throws him

onto the bed.

Jammer lies down on the bed next to him. Donny rolls onto his

stomach and Jammer spanks Donny’s ass again.


79.

DONNY

I get it! I am bad!

JAMMER

Shut up, boy. I own you.

Donny stands. His ass is raw and red.

DONNY

If I do what you want, you won’t

tell Blaze and the others who I am,

right?

JAMMER

Yeah boy, until I get bored with

you.

Donny jumps onto Jammer’s bed.

DONNY

Then let’s be bad together.

Jammer smiles and jumps onto the bed next to Donny.

INT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT

Donny walks in, goes over to Casio, and pulls him into the

bathroom.

INT. DIRTY PONY BAR, BATHROOM - NIGHT

Donny checks the stalls and then locks the bathroom door.

Casio leans against the sink.

CASIO

Do you want to see my jackhammer

now?

DONNY

No, I need your help.

Casio walks across the bathroom.

CASIO

Now you need my help? I don’t know

about that, Bronies are only

supposed to help Bronies.

Donny walks over to Casio and kisses him. Donny pulls Casio’s

shirt off. Casio steps back and undoes his pants.


80.

CASIO (CONT’D)

If we finish what we started the

last time, I will help you,

brother.

DONNY

Show me your baloney pony.

Casio laughs. Pounding fists BANG on the bathroom door.

EXT. WILTON DRIVE - NIGHT

Donny walks along the Drive. Jesus comes out of a bar.

Donny?

JESUS

Donny stops.

DONNY

I didn’t take you for the party

type.

JESUS

I am looking for love like everyone

else.

DONNY

Love or a hook up?

Jesus wipes his forehead.

JESUS

I don’t hook up. I only have sex

with someone I like. You should try

it sometime.

Donny puts his hands on his hips.

DONNY

Are you calling me a whore?

Jesus puts his finger on Donny’s lips.

JESUS

No, but let’s go out to dinner

sometime. I like you.

Jesus removes his fingers.

DONNY

I don’t know if you can handle

this.


81.

Jesus walks away.

JESUS

If this date happens, make sure to

get a Penicillin shot, so I don’t

catch anything.

INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - DAY

Donny puts on his shirt. Juan Pablo enters with a vacuum in

his hand.

JUAN PABLO

You look worried.

Donny sits on the bed and runs his hands through his hair.

DONNY

Jammer knows who I am.

JUAN PABLO

What are you going to do?

DONNY

I made a deal with a Bronie to help

me.

Juan pablo drops the vacuum.

JUAN PABLO

You can’t trust them.

Donny’s cell phone RINGS. Donny looks at the screen.

DONNY

Yuck, it’s Jammer.

INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, BEDROOM - DAY

Donny stands in his underwear. Jammer lays in the bed.

JAMMER

Open the nightstand, boy.

Donny pulls the drawer open. He pulls out a huge, pink dildo.

DONNY

I can’t handle that, sir.

Donny backs away towards the bathroom.


82.

JAMMER

You leave and I will expose you,

boy. That dildo is not for you

anyway.

Donny walks over to the bed with a grin on his face.

JAMMER (CONT’D)

Stick it in me, boy.

Donny takes out a small bottle of lube. He lubes the dildo

with it. Jammer lifts his legs up over his head.

Donny inserts the dildo.

DONNY

You like it, daddy?

Jammer’s body jerks.

JAMMER

Faster boy, or I will beat your ass

again.

DONNY

Whatever you want, daddy.

Donny’s arms move faster as he rolls his eyes.

JAMMER

Don’t stop, I am cumming. Oh yes,

yes, yes.

Jammer’s body goes limp and his eyes roll back. Donny pulls

the dildo out.

Daddy?

DONNY

Jammer’s body does not move. Donny climbs over him on the

bed. He slaps Jammer’s face.

DONNY (CONT’D)

Just my luck, he’s dead.

Juan Pablo enters. He has a feather duster in his hand.

JUAN PABLO

Papi, what did you do, kill him?

Juan Pablo drops the feather duster on the floor.

DONNY

You’re already done at my place?.


83.

JUAN PABLO

Ay Dios mio, you are killing all my

clients.

Donny gets off of the bed and walks over to Juan Pablo. He

bends down and picks up the feather duster and gives it to

him.

Juan Pablo leaves.

DONNY

I didn’t kill him. He had a heart

attack. Go home. I will pay you to

forget what you saw.

JUAN PABLO

Papi, this is getting out of hand,

but you are paying me double for

this one. I have bills to pay.

Donny runs and gathers his clothes. Donny runs out of the

room.

INT. JAMMER’S HOUSE, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Donny takes Jammer’s MacBook. He looks through all of the

files and finds the one on him and also the one on Blaze.

Donny takes the MacBook with him and leaves the apartment.

INT. WILTON MANORS GENERAL HOSPITAL, JOHNNY’S ROOM - DAY

Donny wears a nurse’s uniform. He has on a black wig and

glasses.

DONNY

You need to shut up, trick. So I am

going to do it for you.

Donny pulls out a syringe.

DONNY (CONT’D)

I just can’t do it. I’m not that

type of person! I just need you to

sleep a little longer, so I can get

my revenge.

Donny leaves the syringe on the tray table and runs out of

the room.

The Man In Pink Scrubs enters, takes the syringe, and injects

it into Johnny’s IV bag.


84.

INT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, GALLERY - DAY

Donny looks at all the pictures and magazine covers of Blaze.

BLAZE

Have you heard from Rickey lately?

DONNY

Nope, we were not really friends.

So, why would I?

Donny walks over and looks at a Playgirl cover with Blaze on

it.

Donny turns.

BLAZE

So what about you and Jammer? Is he

going to be your new boyfriend now

that Simon has dumped you?

DONNY

No, he’s not my type.

BLAZE

Really sweetie, you have a type? I

thought you hook up with anything

with a ten inch pole connected to

it.

DONNY

You’re so wrong about me.

Blaze turns and looks at a cover of himself from College

Dudes magazine.

BLAZE

Sweetie, once a whore, always a

whore! You should charge for it

though, then you can be my new

Johnny.

DONNY

I may have made some poor choices

in my lifetime, but at least I am

not....

Blaze’s cell phone RINGS and he answers it.

BLAZE

(on phone)

What? How?

Blaze disconnects the phone.


85.

DONNY

What’s wrong?

BLAZE

Jammer’s dead.

EXT. HOLY NAKED SPIRIT CHAPEL - DAY

Donny watches as six young, lean boys put Jammer’s coffin

into the hearse. Jesus walks over to him.

JESUS

You knew him too?

DONNY

He’s also a friend of a friend or

something like that. Such a shame.

You?

JESUS

I think the same person that was

with Bear was with him as well and

just let him die.

Donny sweats. He sees Hector leave the chapel with Simon and

Igor. Simon puts his arm around Igor.

DONNY

Really? Is there a killer loose?

JESUS

Could be, but I did not come here

to talk to you about Jammer or

Bear.

Donny reaches into his suit jacket and pulls out his white

sunglasses and puts them on.

DONNY

Then what do you want to talk to me

about?

JESUS

So what about our dinner date?

DONNY

I haven’t gotten that shot yet.

Jesus puts his hand on Donny’s shoulder.

JESUS

Let’s go out tonight. I just want

to get to know you.


86.

DONNY

I have to wash my hair.

JESUS

You really don’t like me.

DONNY

It’s called playing hard to get,

detective.

EXT. BLAZE’S HOUSE, POOL - DAY

Hector lies nude on the lounge chair and drinks from a bottle

of Vodka. Blaze walks out as Simon walks behind him.

SIMON

How long is he going to be like

this?

Simon points to Hector. Hector picks up the bottle and takes

a drink.

BLAZE

Well, his soon to be ex-wife told

him that she put a curse on him.

SIMON

Straight people!

Simon walks over to the pool and jumps in. Blaze walks over

to Hector and kicks the lounge chair.

BLAZE

You need to get your shit together.

I have a lot of money riding on

you.

HECTOR

Bro, I lost my family and now I

have a curse on me. What else do

you want me to do about it, but

drown my sorrows?

BLAZE

Go see a witch doctor! I need you

to get it together. Now that

Jammer’s dead, I need you back, to

find out more on Donny.

Hector stands and gets on his cell phone as Blaze stands

nearby.


87.

HECTOR

(on the phone)

Come on Babe, I am so sorry. I can

be home in a few days, come on.

SABRINA (O.S.,ON PHONE)

Don’t bother. Just tell me where to

send the divorce papers.

Hector throws the cell phone onto the lounge chair and cries.

BLAZE

Trouble at home?

HECTOR

None of your business, bro. Well

that didn’t work. I’ll have to get

dressed and make an appointment

with that witch doctor then.

INT. SIMON’S PENTHOUSE, BATHROOM - NIGHT

Simon puts face cream on. Simon falls to the floor. Igor gets

out of the shower.

IGOR

Are you okay?

Igor slaps Simon’s face.

IGOR (CONT’D)

Wake up! HELP!

INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAY

Donny hears a fist POUND on his front door. Donny opens the

door and Hector comes in.

DONNY

Do you know how early it is?

Donny follows Hector into the living room.

HECTOR

Bro, Simon’s dead.

DONNY

What? How did that happen?

Hector sits in the black chair.


88.

HECTOR

They think that Igor poisoned him.

Donny sits on the sofa across from Hector.

How? Why?

DONNY

HECTOR

That detective said he put

something called Aconitine in his

face cream, bro.

The front door opens, Juan Pablo enters and sobs. Donny

stands.

JUAN PABLO

Mr. Simon is dead. Now I’ve lost

another client.

We know!

DONNY

Juan Pablo goes to the closet and takes off his clothes. He

takes out his feather duster and cleans the coffee table.

HECTOR

I need a stiff drink.

Hector walks over to the bar and pulls out a bottle of Vodka

and drinks from the bottle.

JUAN PABLO

Isn’t it a little early for that?

Hector puts the bottle down.

HECTOR

Just do your job, bro.

DONNY

I’ve got to get ready for work.

HECTOR

Bro, Simon’s dead. You are just

going to go to work like nothing

has happened? He was like your

boyfriend.

DONNY

Maybe for five minutes he was my

boyfriend. I feel bad, but I have a

real job, not just fucking guys on

film.


89.

Donny leaves the room. Hector takes a drink from the bottle.

INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, BATHROOM - DAY

Donny is in the shower. Hector pulls the shower curtain back

and steps in.

DONNY

Christ! Can I ever shower alone?

HECTOR

Bro, suck me off please. I saw a

witch doctor who told me that you

are the only one that can break the

curse.

DONNY

Me! What curse?

HECTOR

My soon to be ex-wife put a curse

on my man meat so I haven’t been

able to get it up since. Please, I

need it to do my job.

Hector grabs the bar of soap and starts to scrub Donny’s

back.

HECTOR (CONT’D)

Bro, she said someone named Donald

can break it, but she must have

meant you.

DONNY

No, my name is Donny, not Donald. I

can’t help you.

HECTOR

Please, I’m begging you, please

break my curse, bro.

Hector puts his arms around Donny and kisses his neck. Donny

closes his eyes and leans back against Hector’s body.

DONNY

Okay bro, I will break the curse

for you, just stop begging. It’s

pathetic to see you like this and

that your man meat is wilting.


90.

EXT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, HALLWAY - DAY

JESUS

You heard about your ex, Simon,

being dead?

DONNY

Yeah, so sad, I heard that little

twink, Igor, killed him.

JESUS

You’re far hotter than he was.

DONNY

Are you flirting with me?

JESUS

Please, why don’t you come over to

my place tonight? I would really

like to have that date with you.

DONNY

Alright already. I’ve heard enough

begging for one day. Text me your

address.

Donny and Jesus exit the building out onto the Drive.

INT. DONNY’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Donny comes in and walks over to his desk. Juan Pablo comes

over.

Donny unlocks the desk drawer and pulls out Jammer’s MacBook.

JUAN PABLO

Now you can stop this revenge on

the Barbies, what’s left of them

anyway.

DONNY

I just have to finish off Blaze,

and then I will be done.

Juan Pablo turns and walks across the room.

JUAN PABLO

Papi, you have an evil grin on your

face. What’s up with that?

DONNY

I have something that will make

Blaze wish he was dead.


91.

JUAN PABLO

What is that, papi?

DONNY

Everyone will find out at Hector’s

premiere party.

INT. BLAZE'S HOUSE, BEDROOM - NIGHT

Blaze lies in bed in the arms of Jordan.

BLAZE

After Hector’s video launch

tonight, we will take Simon’s ashes

to Cuba and spread them. That’s

what he wanted. He loved it there.

JORDAN

He was so young, and to be killed

by face cream, how sad.

Blaze kisses the top of Jordan’s head.

BLAZE

Don’t worry. I will take good care

of you.

JORDAN

I’ve always liked you.

BLAZE

Everyone likes me. Everyone wants

something from me, even you.

Jordan sits and looks at Blaze.

JORDAN

No, I really do like you. Look at

what you’ve done for me. You took

me out from behind the bar.

BLAZE

You will get bored with me soon

enough, just like Rickey and the

others, and then leave me.

Jordan licks Blaze’s chest. He licks down to his waist. Blaze

takes his hand and shoves Jordan’s head under the blanket.

BLAZE (CONT’D)

Earn your keep, sweetie.


92.

INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT

The bar has posters up, of Hector’s new DVD cover, entitled

“I am here to Clean Your Pipe”.

Hector sits behind a table with stacks of his new DVD. Donny

sees Blaze and Jordan together. Jordan is shirtless with his

arms around Blaze.

Donny makes his way to the main stage. Donny gets on stage

and takes the microphone.

DONNY

Can I have everyone’s attention?

The crowd looks at Donny on stage.

DONNY (CONT’D)

I just want to thank Blaze for

making this night possible for my

friend Hector over there.

Donny points to Hector across the room at the table.

Blaze looks at Jordan.

BLAZE

What’s this bitch doing?

JORDAN

Giving a speech in your honor.

Donny walks across the stage.

The crowd cheers.

DONNY

What can I say about Blaze? He’s a

model who helps others with their

careers.

DONNY (CONT’D)

Yes, he’s helped so many of us,

including myself, but what do we

really know about Blaze’s

beginnings.

Blaze starts to walk to the stage, when Jordan grabs him, but

Blaze pushes him away.

BLAZE

Stop this Donny. Shut it down.


93.

DONNY

Many of us do not know that Blaze

got his start in Hot College Boy

Magazine at the age of sixteen.

Here’s the cover of it.

A screen in the back of the room projects the cover of Hot

College Boy Magazine with a young Blaze on the cover.

Blaze runs on stage and blocks the image.

DONNY (CONT’D)

What’s wrong Blaze? You don’t want

anyone to see that the date on the

cover is clearly nineteen eighty

five?

BLAZE

You bitch!

DONNY

That would make you forty-five

years old, not twenty-eight.

Blaze runs over to Donny, grabs him, and pushes him up

against the wall.

BLAZE

I will kill you for this.

DONNY

No, you’re finished old man, and so

are the Barbies.

Donny pushes Blaze, who falls onto the stage floor. Blaze

sits up and looks at the angry crowd. Jordan runs out of the

bar.

DONNY (CONT’D)

You know the rules. Once you hit

forty, you have to go to Tropics.

The crowd starts to cheer “TROPICS, TROPICS.”

Blaze gets up, runs backstage, and Donny follows him.

INT. FLOPPY COCK BAR, STRIPPER'S DRESSING ROOM - NIGHT

Blaze sits in a chair, looks into the mirror, and stares at

his face. Donny walks in. Blaze spins the chair around.

BLAZE

Why did you do this to me?


94.

DONNY

Because you were right.

BLAZE

Right about what?

Donny walks over to Blaze.

DONNY

About me. Look at me. Really look

at me.

BLAZE

I don’t understand.

DONNY

My real name is Donald. I used to

weigh three hundred pounds. You

made a video of me and posted it on

the Internet.

Blaze takes a closer look at Donny.

Blaze stands.

BLAZE

You were that fat pig I did last

year. Wow, you’ve really pulled

yourself together. So this was

revenge? You should be thanking me.

DONNY

Thanking you? You ruined life as I

knew it, with that video.

BLAZE

No, that video turned the ugly

duckling into the swan or better

yet, a Barbie.

DONNY

No, don’t turn this around on me.

You are also responsible for my

best friend killing himself.

BLAZE

So, this whole time you’ve been

planning to get back at me?

DONNY

Yes, I wanted all of you to pay for

what you did to the guys in this

town who are just like me.


95.

Blaze CLAPS his hands.

BLAZE

So, you killed Bear, Jammer and

Simon?

DONNY

Bear fell in the shower. It was an

accident. I didn’t kill Simon

either. I just put some dye in his

face cream to discolor his skin.

Blaze sits in the chair and looks in the mirror. He pulls his

forehead back with two fingers.

BLAZE

The only way you could have found

out about my real age was from

Jammer, so you killed him?

DONNY

No, he had a heart attack from the

most intense orgasm of his life. If

I were a killer, I would have

killed you a long time ago.

Blaze turns the chair around and pulls out a post card.

DONNY (CONT’D)

What’s that?

BLAZE

It’s a postcard from Rickey. He’s

in New York warning me about you.

DONNY

I saved him from you.

Blaze stands and slaps Donny’s face.

BLAZE

You stupid boy. You ruined

everything.

DONNY

So what, I got back at you and the

Barbies, that does it for me.

BLAZE

I will survive the loss of the

Barbies.

Blaze walks over to Hector’s DVD poster and looks at it.


96.

DONNY

There’s a barstool at Tropics

waiting for you.

BLAZE

I am off to Cuba in the morning

anyway. You, my friend, however

have to live with what you’ve done.

Blaze turns toward Donny.

BLAZE (CONT’D)

What is that detective going to say

when he finds out the truth about

you? I know that he has taken a

liking to you.

DONNY

He does not have to know anything

about this.

BLAZE

You’re a fool, Donny, if you think

that’s true. I must say you really

are a Barbie though. Bravo!

Blaze sits in the chair and looks in the mirror. He pulls his

cheeks back.

DONNY

No, I am not a real Barbie. What I

did was to protect the others like

me from you.

BLAZE

Good luck convincing others of

that. I hope we never meet in this

life again.

Out of the darkness CLAPPING starts. Casio walks in shirtless

with torn jeans on.

CASIO

You both almost make me want to

cry.

BLAZE

What do you want, Brony?

CASIO

To confess!

DONNY

Confess to what?


97.

CASIO

You see, I killed Bear, Simon and

Jammer! I also tried to kill

Johnny.

Blaze and Donny look at each other.

You! Why?

BLAZE

CASIO

I warned you not to mess with the

Bronies.

DONNY

No, Bear was dead in the shower

when I left his house. Jammer had a

heart attack.

CASIO

No, when you came out, I went in.

Bear was coming to, so I just

slammed his head some more until he

was dead.

Casio spits on the ground.

Casio laughs.

CASIO (CONT’D)

As for Jammer, I put a high dose of

pain medication in his drink that

caused that so-called heart attack.

BLAZE

And Simon?

CASIO

Easy, after I saw Donny put the dye

in, I put poison in his face cream.

Casio paces back and forth.

DONNY

But Johnny’s still alive, right?

CASIO

I know, but I tried to overdose him

with the syringes you left in his

room. I’m the Man In Pink Scrubs.


98.

DONNY

You’re a murderer! I asked for your

help to prank the Barbies, not kill

them. This is on you now.

Casio walks over to Donny.

CASIO

If it weren't for me, Bear, Jammer,

and Johnny would have exposed you.

I just killed Simon to even the

score. I kept your secret, brother.

BLAZE

You two were in this together?

DONNY

No, has-been!

Blaze pulls his cell phone from his pocket.

BLAZE

I am calling the police.

Jesus and Muffy enter.

JESUS

No need to. We heard everything.

Muffy, arrest him.

Jesus points to Casio. Muffy pushes Casio against the wall

and cuffs him. She pulls Casio out of the dressing room.

CASIO

My only regret is not making you a

Brony, Donny.

DONNY

This is why I hate cults!

BLAZE

Aren’t you going to arrest him too?

Jesus walks over to Blaze.

JESUS

No, he did nothing wrong. You on

the other hand...

Blaze falls back in the chair.

BLAZE

Me? I did not murder anybody.


99.

Jesus turns and looks at Donny.

Blaze gets up.

JESUS

Donald, I was looking for you,

because there is a class action law

suit being filed against Blaze. I

want you to be part of it.

BLAZE

I have a team of lawyers to take

care of this. You both make me

sick.

Blaze adjusts his clothes and walks out.

Donny walks over to Jesus.

DONNY

I guess I should have told you the

truth about who I really am sooner.

Jesus strokes Donny’s cheek.

JESUS

Let’s go on this date now. I want

to get to know Donald.

Donny takes Jesus’ hand. Juan Pablo runs in.

JUAN PABLO

Oh papi, I am a sucker for happy

endings.

Juan Pablo pulls out a tissue and blows his nose.

Hector runs in.

HECTOR

Bro, without the Barbies I will

have to become a Brony!

Hector grabs Juan Pablo’s tissue and sobs into it.

JUAN PABLO

With your man meat, you should come

work for me.

HECTOR

Bro, everyone wants this piece of

meat.

Hector drops the tissue. Hector grabs his groin.


100.

EXT. FLOPPY COCK BAR - NIGHT

Police cars and news vans surround the bar. Donny and Jesus

walk down the Drive hand in hand.

Mr. Cobbledick walks by. He turns and looks at Donny.

MR. COBBLEDICK

Young love. In my day, we would

have had a quickie in an alley,

like that one!

Donny and Jesus laugh.

Johnny comes out of the alley. He sees Donny and Jesus.

JOHNNY

Payback’s a bitch Donny!

Johnny trips and falls into a puddle.

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