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it should be a boy. I think he<br />
ought to have longish hair. I<br />
somehow feel that chicks<br />
think a little fella with long<br />
hair is cute. Probably reminds<br />
them of how their husbands<br />
use to look when they still had<br />
a head full. Now he’s losing it<br />
in clumpfulls . . . bad genes,<br />
stress, and too much<br />
caffeine . . . then red bulls and<br />
stress kills off the little hair<br />
follicles like they were<br />
Cambodians at a Khmer<br />
Rouge convention. When<br />
them chickos see a cute little<br />
woopzer with a little head full<br />
of hair . . . well . . . the broads<br />
get kittenish. Their hubby’s<br />
hair is gone . . . or going fast!<br />
Shit! Mine ain’t! I got a<br />
goddamned sloppy muss<br />
mess of hair! A regular hippy!<br />
Ha ha! Yeah baby . . . . your<br />
fella’s hair is getting gone!<br />
All them bad genes, mega<br />
doodle stress, and keeping<br />
that nose up the boss’s fat ass!
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