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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I<br />

think of them as stray eyebrows.<br />

— Janette Barber<br />

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In England, justice is open to all—like the<br />

Ritz Hotel.<br />

— James Mathew<br />

(Irish Judge)<br />

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You know everybody is ignorant, only on<br />

different subjects.<br />

— Will Rogers<br />

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The length of a film should be directly<br />

related to the endurance of the human<br />

bladder.<br />

— Alfred Hitchcock<br />

v 16 v

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