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At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At<br />

seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my<br />

ambition has been growing steadily ever<br />

since.<br />

— Salvador Dali<br />

u<br />

The only person entitled to use the imperial<br />

‘we’ in speaking of himself is a king, an<br />

editor, and a man with a tapeworm.<br />

— Robert G. Ingersoll<br />

u<br />

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and<br />

look at it for hours.<br />

— Jerome K. Jerome<br />

u<br />

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was<br />

the worst 20 minutes of my life.<br />

— George Best<br />

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