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Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will.<br />

There’s no need to remind him every six<br />

months about it.<br />

— Anonymous<br />

u<br />

Wife: Cooking! Cleaning! Why should<br />

women do it?<br />

Husband: You’re quite right—let’s get an au<br />

pair girl.<br />

— Mel Calman<br />

u<br />

Don’t talk unless you can improve the<br />

silence.<br />

— Jorge Luis Borges<br />

u<br />

When asked what he would like to see on his<br />

tombstone: Keep off the grass.<br />

— Peter Ustinov<br />

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