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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;<br />
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.<br />
— Miles Kington<br />
u<br />
If only God would give me some clear sign!<br />
Like making a large deposit in my name at a<br />
Swiss Bank.<br />
— Woody Allen<br />
u<br />
By an unnamed professor at Ohio University: I<br />
am returning this otherwise good typing<br />
paper to you because someone has printed<br />
gibberish all over it and put your name at<br />
the top.<br />
— Quoted in New Scientist, 1996<br />
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