Issue 21 - Spring 2016
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Wrestling<br />
with the<br />
situation<br />
Those muscleclad<br />
all American<br />
wrestlers have nothing on me.<br />
These days I’m regularly jumped by two young<br />
hoodlums, who pin me to the ground and sit<br />
on my head while pummelling my back. I’m<br />
afraid I lost my heavyweight title months ago<br />
– to a tag team duo with more energy than the<br />
Duracell Bunny on Pro Plus and Red Bull.<br />
If it’s not football training, tennis lessons,<br />
swimming or running from room-to-room<br />
howling like a Native American Sioux, it’s<br />
airborne elbows off the couch and razor-like<br />
knees in the thigh. My two ‘little boys’ are now<br />
‘proper’ little boys, whatever that may mean,<br />
and I am now a ‘proper’ old man – I know you<br />
know what I mean...<br />
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<strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2016</strong>
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