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Waters Too Clear, Warm?<br />

For one traveler, they are. Mary<br />

Lee, the Great White traveling<br />

with friends off the coast of Florida<br />

explained when asked why her<br />

friends and she had decided to turn<br />

around when they reached Jacksonville<br />

and head back north. “The<br />

waters further south are simply too<br />

clear and too warm. We’re on a vacation<br />

and us Sharks have a mantra:<br />

‘What happens in the Atlantic,<br />

stays in the Atlantic’. We simply<br />

can’t let loose when the water is so<br />

warm we become lazy and so clear<br />

that our every move is seen by our<br />

fish enemies and trends on Twitter<br />

faster than you can say, ‘#SHARK!’”<br />

We understand your point and<br />

don’t disagree, Mary Lee, safe travels.....Happy<br />

April Fools Day!<br />

Volume <strong>18</strong> • Issue 2 41

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