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2.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
My next trick is into sweat.<br />
Johnny lifts his right arm and smells his underarm.<br />
DONALD<br />
There’s something for everyone.<br />
Donald stands, opens his nightstand drawer, and takes out a<br />
hundred dollars. Johnny turns.<br />
JOHNNY<br />
You know I charge extra for<br />
chubbers.<br />
Johnny rubs his hand on Donald’s belly.<br />
Donald opens the drawer and takes out a fifty-dollar bill.<br />
Johnny takes it, and sticks it into his pocket.<br />
JOHNNY (CONT’D)<br />
Come see me perform tonight.<br />
Johnny grinds his hips.<br />
DONALD<br />
Why do you hustle if you’re such a<br />
hot stripper?<br />
JOHNNY<br />
A boy has needs, fat boy.<br />
Donald looks at himself in the mirror as Johnny exits.<br />
DONALD<br />
I would sell my soul to the devil<br />
to be you for just one night.<br />
EXT. DIRTY PONY BAR - NIGHT<br />
SNODGRASS (24), short, overweight, with asthma, wears a<br />
yellow, My Little Pony tee-shirt and blue jeans with green<br />
shoes. He takes out an inhaler and takes three PUFFS.<br />
SNODGRASS<br />
Where the hell were you?<br />
Donald enters the line to get into the bar in brown pants and<br />
a white, button down shirt.<br />
DONALD<br />
Are you under the impression that<br />
just because you have no life...?
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