The Good Life – November-December 2017
Featuring Stanley Cup Champion Matt Cullen from the Minnesota Wild. Local Hero - The Salvation Army. An interview with Film Director Dan Glaser and more in Fargo Moorhead's only men's magazine.
Featuring Stanley Cup Champion Matt Cullen from the Minnesota Wild. Local Hero - The Salvation Army. An interview with Film Director Dan Glaser and more in Fargo Moorhead's only men's magazine.
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<strong>Good</strong> <strong>Life</strong>: So, Santa — mind if I call you that, or would<br />
you prefer I call you St. Nick, Nick, Nicki, Big Nicki,<br />
Little Nicki —<br />
Santa Claus: Santa will be fine.<br />
GL: Okay, great. So, Little Nicki, how old are you these<br />
days? You're looking as young and old as ever.<br />
SC: Well, according to Wikipedia, I turn 1,747 this year.<br />
I'm not sure when my birthday is because my mother<br />
wanted to protect me from threatening time travelers.<br />
GL: I see you’ve considerably lost weight. How did you<br />
do it?<br />
SC: I went Paleo to fit under door cracks easier.<br />
Fireplaces aren’t as common as they once were, and<br />
storm windows make things more difficult, so I’ve had<br />
to become more creative in my methods of breaking<br />
and entering. All the broccoli I eat has made me pretty<br />
bloated, though, so I still have a bit of a belly.<br />
GL: How did you go from being a human to the immortal<br />
ruler of the northern elf district?<br />
SC: I’d rather not comment.<br />
GL: You’re also the CEO of the biggest toy manufacturer<br />
in the world, which has brought innumerable jobs to the<br />
elven population over the years. That must make you<br />
proud.<br />
SC: Knowing I’m helping a once struggling population is<br />
a gift in and of itself, and I’m ho-ho-honored to continue<br />
the legacy… of myself — of what I’ve been doing for ages…<br />
Santa Facts<br />
t According to stnicholascenter.org, our American<br />
version of Santa Claus was exhibited well during World<br />
War II when American troops dressed as Santa and<br />
distributed toys and food to children in Europe.<br />
t Many countries celebrate the giving of gifts on St.<br />
Nicholas Day, which is actually <strong>December</strong> 6. In other<br />
places, Santa makes an appearance in mid-<strong>November</strong>.<br />
t Reindeer aren’t always the agreed-upon assistants<br />
of Santa on his travels. In the Netherlands, Sinterklaas<br />
rides a white horse. In some areas of France, Belgium,<br />
and other European countries, he’s on a donkey. But the<br />
most terrifying tales of St. Nick’s sidekicks hail from<br />
Austrian, Czech and Slovak traditions where creatures<br />
like Krampus, a devil-like figure, are kept in line by an<br />
angel or the saint himself. •<br />
GL: Why did you emotionally abuse Rudolph, or do<br />
you feel as though you weren't accurately represented<br />
in the 1964 biographical animated film of the same<br />
name?<br />
SC: Honestly, I'm still saddened by how I was<br />
portrayed, though I wasn’t as kind as I should have<br />
been to such a helpful misfit. I was as skinny then as<br />
I am now, and that always makes me less than jolly.<br />
GL: Does Mrs. Claus ever have a problem with all your<br />
admirers?<br />
SC: She’s usually a trooper and doesn’t get jealous,<br />
but the one song that’s always irritated her is “Santa<br />
Baby.” She wrote those lyrics for me as a poem, but<br />
they accidentally fell out of my pocket when I was<br />
delivering gifts. <strong>The</strong> people who found the note<br />
turned it into a song. She’s kind of had a thing against<br />
Eartha Kitt ever since, but I have more of a problem<br />
with Michael Bublé.<br />
GL: What does living the good life mean to you?<br />
SC: Oh, kicking back and cracking open a cold nog<br />
with the elves, sitting on the porch with Mrs. Claus, and<br />
driving the sleigh around for an afternoon ride with the<br />
top down. But the best life is when you’re focused on<br />
helping others, showing God’s compassion and love to<br />
everyone you come across.<br />
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