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2015 EDITION Vol.2 Issue 09 DIGITAL

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Why do you think we're interested?<br />

If you had seen bottles of beer or beautiful<br />

ladies there, you would not have called us….<br />

Woman, it is not my duty to tell God who<br />

to create, but sometimes, I wonder what God had<br />

in mind when he wasted his time to create you.<br />

He had a wonderful<br />

wife in mind…<br />

Then I would stop<br />

believing God, if he said so….<br />

Anyway, I’ve decided not to believe<br />

anything any person who claims<br />

to eat breakfast with<br />

God says<br />

Of course,<br />

a prophet is not without<br />

honor except amongst his people.<br />

You will not listen or believe<br />

me just because I am<br />

your wife<br />

Why would I prefer<br />

a middleman between me and<br />

God?<br />

If I want something from<br />

God, I communicate with<br />

him directly…<br />

And you think the only thing God cares<br />

about is to spend time and listen to you,<br />

shameless sinner?<br />

Then I rather become upright and get<br />

instructions directly from God, rather than relying<br />

on hypocrites like you who might not tell me<br />

exactly what God has said - if he ever says any.<br />

Please you<br />

people should stop<br />

all the fight and<br />

rubbish…<br />

Me, fight? I only fight rugged elements like<br />

Hannibal, Julius Ceasar, Hitler and recently<br />

Agama has added Boko Haram to his war CV<br />

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Kata kata cartoon magazine

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