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Oh would you please stop<br />
your complaining?<br />
* H ebrew class at 8:15 A M is not early<br />
enough.<br />
* The attendance policy is too lenient.<br />
* C lasses are too intellectually<br />
stim ulating.<br />
* There aren't enough A m ericans here.<br />
* O ur laundry com es back too clean.<br />
* Israelis are too outgoing.<br />
* There isn't enough bureaucracy here.<br />
* There's too m uch hot w ater in the<br />
showers.<br />
* There are too m any com puters for<br />
e-m ail.<br />
* Gee, this doesn't seem like one big U SY /<br />
Ram ah/Y oung Judea/B B Y O /N FTY<br />
Convention.<br />
—courtesy o f The <strong>Rothberg</strong> Report