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LET'S GO<br />
SOME THINGS YOU HEAR AT THE<br />
ROTHBERG SCHOOL<br />
* She’s a babe!....He’s so cute...!<br />
* Boy, do I miss ice<br />
* She’s such a witch! I can’t believe she said<br />
that!<br />
* Ohhhhhh, I haven’t seen you in so long!<br />
(hugs and kisses)<br />
* I don’t know how I got back to my bed, the<br />
last thing I remember is the Arizona<br />
* Wait....You’re not Jewish, so why are you<br />
here?<br />
* You mean, you actually had a job, and<br />
like... worked?<br />
* Are you going to Jeff Seidel’s party?<br />
* My parents cancelled my credit card...do<br />
you think I can still go to Greece?<br />
* I am going to make aliyah and join the<br />
army...now will you go out with me?<br />
Who's got the<br />
matchbox?<br />
YOU KNOW YOU ARE<br />
IN ISRAEL WHEN...<br />
* Your teacher gives out his/her home phone<br />
number.<br />
* Your change won’t work in the public<br />
phones.<br />
* The supermarket closes everyday for a<br />
four-hour siesta.<br />
* You can buy milk in a bag.<br />
* Suddenly everyone is old enough to drink.<br />
* Junior high school girls strangely resemble<br />
24 year-olds.<br />
* You start saying things like “Nu?!, Regah,<br />
and B ’seder.”<br />
* Two words : Jeff Seidel<br />
* A donkey crosses the street with you.<br />
* You are wiping your ass with green toilet<br />
paper.<br />
* The library is closed during prime study<br />
hours...who studies anyway?<br />
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