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1994-1995 Rothberg Yearbook

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LET'S GO<br />

SOME THINGS YOU HEAR AT THE<br />

ROTHBERG SCHOOL<br />

* She’s a babe!....He’s so cute...!<br />

* Boy, do I miss ice<br />

* She’s such a witch! I can’t believe she said<br />

that!<br />

* Ohhhhhh, I haven’t seen you in so long!<br />

(hugs and kisses)<br />

* I don’t know how I got back to my bed, the<br />

last thing I remember is the Arizona<br />

* Wait....You’re not Jewish, so why are you<br />

here?<br />

* You mean, you actually had a job, and<br />

like... worked?<br />

* Are you going to Jeff Seidel’s party?<br />

* My parents cancelled my credit card...do<br />

you think I can still go to Greece?<br />

* I am going to make aliyah and join the<br />

army...now will you go out with me?<br />

Who's got the<br />

matchbox?<br />

YOU KNOW YOU ARE<br />

IN ISRAEL WHEN...<br />

* Your teacher gives out his/her home phone<br />

number.<br />

* Your change won’t work in the public<br />

phones.<br />

* The supermarket closes everyday for a<br />

four-hour siesta.<br />

* You can buy milk in a bag.<br />

* Suddenly everyone is old enough to drink.<br />

* Junior high school girls strangely resemble<br />

24 year-olds.<br />

* You start saying things like “Nu?!, Regah,<br />

and B ’seder.”<br />

* Two words : Jeff Seidel<br />

* A donkey crosses the street with you.<br />

* You are wiping your ass with green toilet<br />

paper.<br />

* The library is closed during prime study<br />

hours...who studies anyway?<br />

M

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