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Vanguard Newspaper 23 February 2018
Vanguard Newspaper 23 February 2018
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18 — Vanguard, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 2018<br />
AN alert and dedicated policeman<br />
on duty made the difference<br />
between life and death for many<br />
members of the University of<br />
Maiduguri, UNIMAID, academic<br />
community when he shot and killed<br />
a male Boko Haram suicide bomber<br />
with deadly Improvised Explosive<br />
Devices, IEDs, strapped to his body<br />
in the evening hours of Monday,<br />
February 19, 2018.<br />
According to a routine situation<br />
report made available by the Borno<br />
State Commissioner of Police, Mr<br />
Damien Chukwu, to the G<strong>over</strong>nor,<br />
Alhaji Kashim Shettima, the Mobile<br />
Police officer, Mr Baba Zakari (F/<br />
No.241253 of 53PMF) at 7.20 pm on<br />
that day sighted the deadly intruder<br />
trying to get into the university’s<br />
compound and shot him dead<br />
without injury or danger to any<br />
other life or property.<br />
If not for the vigilance and<br />
commitment of this gallant officer,<br />
Borno policeman makes a big<br />
difference<br />
some of the law-abiding members of<br />
the university community who are<br />
still alive and going about their<br />
normal livelihood would have added<br />
to the gory statistics and body count<br />
that the Boko Haram Islamist terror<br />
has wreaked in the state, especially<br />
the University of Maiduguri, in<br />
recent years.<br />
Baba Zakari, by this feat, draws<br />
our attention once again to the<br />
importance of our law enforcement<br />
agencies in our national life.<br />
Despite the fact that all our<br />
uniformed and security forces are<br />
routinely linked to so many acts of<br />
malfeasance, corruption,<br />
dereliction of duty, partiality,<br />
special treatment for “sacred cows”<br />
and human rights violations, they<br />
are still very indispensable for the<br />
protection of our lives and property.<br />
No matter what may be their faults,<br />
the Police are still our friends.<br />
Our security agencies still have a<br />
good number of patriotic and<br />
dedicated officers like Baba Zakari<br />
who are ready to give their all to<br />
keep our country safe. It is<br />
unfortunate that these officers are<br />
often distracted by the many failings<br />
of g<strong>over</strong>nance which force the<br />
average Nigerian to look for ways<br />
of making ends meet. The Police and<br />
other security agencies are part and<br />
parcel of our society and its<br />
prevailing attributes. They will<br />
definitely improve in their<br />
performance when the crucial issues<br />
of good g<strong>over</strong>nance are addressed.<br />
As a society, we must find ways of<br />
motivating those who have signed a<br />
contract to risk their lives to protect<br />
us. We must show them respect and<br />
appreciation for their services.<br />
Highly motivated national security<br />
architecture will focus more on their<br />
jobs and help secure this country.<br />
We commend the Borno State<br />
G<strong>over</strong>nment and the State Police<br />
Command for steps taken to<br />
appreciate Mopol Baba Zakari’s<br />
gallantry. It will not only spur him<br />
to do more for his country, it will also<br />
encourage more officers to go the<br />
extra mile on their duty posts.<br />
Sometimes it takes only one<br />
individual to make a huge<br />
difference.<br />
By Ikeogu Oke<br />
It should not surprise us/That a snake would<br />
swallow/Cash in a country so rich/It sought use<br />
for money.<br />
Even animals in a zoo/Know the use of money.<br />
That it builds and keeps their cages,/And feeds<br />
their beastly souls. And the snake is the one/<br />
They send to hunt for cash.<br />
– Ikeogu Oke, “The Cash Snake”<br />
THE snake that recently swallowed N36<br />
million kept in the offices of the Joint<br />
Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB,<br />
in Markudi was not the first of its kind to<br />
interfere that remarkably in the affair of<br />
humans.<br />
In the Garden of Eden, one of its ancestors, a<br />
snake that could speak and was full of guile,<br />
played the key role in The Fall of Man. As<br />
stated in the book of Genesis, it managed to<br />
convince Eve, Adam’s wife, to eat the fruit of<br />
the knowledge of good and evil in disobedience<br />
to God, even after God had warned the first<br />
couple that they would die any day they ate the<br />
fruit. Think of a snake so cunning and<br />
mischievous that it could convince the<br />
matriarch of humanity to eat what would then<br />
amount to the fruit of suicide!<br />
The encounter between Eve and the snake<br />
took place in Adam’s absence. And as soon as<br />
she reunited with Adam she offered him the<br />
forbidden fruit and managed to convince him<br />
to eat it. And both, having eaten it, realised<br />
that they were naked, to God’s chagrin.<br />
And for foiling what seemed to have been<br />
God’s plan to keep humanity in an ideal place,<br />
a garden, a pristine bower of innocence where<br />
humans would roam naked like other animals,<br />
the snake, you might say, got its comeuppance.<br />
God cursed it, together with man and woman.<br />
God declared that it would thenceforth live<br />
without limbs. “Cursed are you more than all<br />
cattle, And more than every beast of the field;”<br />
OPINION<br />
Appreciating the Cash Snake<br />
God fumed. “On your belly you will go, And<br />
dust you will eat All the days of your life.”<br />
God also ruled that the snake’s offspring and<br />
those of humans would always be at<br />
loggerheads. And that the snake’s descendants<br />
would bite those of humans whenever the<br />
opportunity presents itself, and the descendants<br />
of humans crush the head of the snake’s<br />
offspring underfoot as often as possible.<br />
Over the intervening millennia, millions of<br />
casualties, dead or injured, have piled up on<br />
both sides of this endless confrontation between<br />
We should be appreciative<br />
that, as it did recently by being<br />
the first country to appoint<br />
dead people to public office,<br />
ours has made history again as<br />
the country where the cash<br />
snake was first identified<br />
humans and snakes. And not a few snakes have<br />
strangled humans and swallowed them whole<br />
like the JAMB cash, even though there is no<br />
record, to my knowledge, of any human having<br />
swallowed a whole snake, dead or alive.<br />
So, between snakes and humans, we should<br />
know who is winning the war, especially in<br />
terms of enacting the bizarre, even without<br />
any snake having taken it to the point of<br />
swallowing millions of cash belonging to one<br />
of our g<strong>over</strong>nment agencies, and by<br />
implication, humans, and disappearing<br />
without trace.<br />
In passing, it must be said that the snake that<br />
deceived Eve has been rightly condemned for<br />
its role in the Fall of Man, by which is meant<br />
God’s expulsion of man and woman from the<br />
Garden of Eden for the sin of disobedience.<br />
However, I think it would be wrong not to<br />
acknowledge the silver lining in the cloud of<br />
that deceit, especially with regard to how things<br />
evolved in the post-Eden world. For, since the<br />
first couple realised that they were naked and<br />
needed to wear “clothes” after eating the fruit<br />
whose consumption the snake introduced to<br />
them through Eve, resulting in God producing<br />
“clothes” for them, it then follows that the<br />
world owes the origin of its highly lucrative<br />
textile and fashion industries to that snake,<br />
which crept limbless out of Eden and into<br />
improved versatility, possibly flicking its<br />
tongue in contempt of the curse placed on it by<br />
God.<br />
And as a proof of the improved versatility, it<br />
has since evolved from a mere fruit-plucking<br />
reptile into the only creature that can swallow<br />
its own kind whole. And what’s the use of limbs<br />
when, without them, a snake can run faster<br />
than most limbed creatures; and can climb to<br />
the top of the tallest trees faster than most<br />
limbed creatures, for fun or in search of prey;<br />
and its menu is comprised mainly of limbed<br />
creatures including man, its sworn adversary<br />
on account of the divine curse? And when the<br />
lack of limbs has not prevented it from reaching<br />
the farthest ends of the earth? And when one of<br />
its type has evolved – a development that even<br />
Darwin should find intriguing – into the cash<br />
snake, to which I would ascribe the genus<br />
Pythonidae Moneytarius, able to swallow N36<br />
million of public funds without distress, it<br />
becomes indisputable that its species has<br />
scored the ultimate triumph in adaptability.<br />
Which other creature can do this?<br />
Even God must be amazed that the same<br />
creature that thwarted Him in Eden has also<br />
subverted His curse by contriving to become<br />
not the eater of dust He wanted but one of<br />
earth’s most successful predatory carnivores.<br />
But there are more reasons why the cash<br />
snake should be for us an object of<br />
appreciation, besides wonder. Its feat<br />
reinforces our Central Bank’s case for a<br />
cashless economy. The snake wouldn’t have<br />
bothered about an ATM card because it would<br />
know that it would need the owner’s PIN to<br />
access the cash, and given the almost nonexistent<br />
probability of its disc<strong>over</strong>ing the PIN<br />
let alone cashing N36 million from an ATM<br />
with the N100,000 seal on daily withdrawals.<br />
So our Central Bank can draft the snake into<br />
its campaign for a cashless economy. Imagine<br />
how effective it would be to persuade our<br />
citizens to accept a cashless economy with the<br />
message “Beware Of The Cash Snake! Go<br />
Cashless!” laid beside the image of a snake<br />
swallowing wads of Naira notes.<br />
And for those who may be wondering why a<br />
snake would swallow N36 million of public<br />
funds – even in a country so rich it sought use<br />
for money – it is to show us Nigerians that<br />
animals know the use of money unlike us,<br />
especially those living in zoos and game<br />
reserves. They know that money is useful for<br />
their feeding and for building and maintaining<br />
their cages and other facilities. So, like I said<br />
in the above epigraph, the cash snake is the<br />
one they send to hunt for cash (to fund their<br />
welfare). And we should appreciate its risking<br />
its life in the service of the animal world and<br />
what its mission says of the type of organisation<br />
that exists in that world compared to our<br />
country. Also, we should be appreciative that,<br />
as it did recently by being the first country to<br />
appoint dead people to public office, ours has<br />
made history again as the country where the<br />
cash snake was first identified.<br />
*Mr. Oke, a poet, wrote from Lagos.<br />
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