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Coffee Break<br />
Jan - 'How are you getting on with your advertisement for a<br />
husband? Have you had any replies?'<br />
Jill - 'Yes, lots and they all say the same - 'take mine'.'<br />
Wife - 'One more word from you and I'm going back to my Mother.'<br />
Husband - 'Taxi!'<br />
They say he fell in love with his wife the second time he met her.<br />
The first time he didn't realize how rich she was!<br />
A thought!<br />
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man<br />
never worries about the future until he gets a wife!<br />
Riddle<br />
Find one letter for each line from the clues given in each line of the<br />
verse. The letters will spell the name of a flower.<br />
My first is in DIANTHUS but not in PINK<br />
My second is in CHAIN but never in LINK<br />
My third is in CALCIUM though not in CHALK<br />
My fourth is in STEM and also in STALK<br />
My fifth is in RYE but not in CORN<br />
My whole is a plant you might see in a lawn.<br />
Answer DAISY<br />
QUIZ NIGHT<br />
SATURDAY 12 th May 7:30 for 8:00pm<br />
Admission £4 BROCKDISH VILLAGE HALL<br />
Bring your own drink Jan 668630<br />
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