June 2018
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To pass by Richard, you must solve his riddle (See? Nothing too crazy). You are only allowed to try<br />
once every two weeks and the riddle is different every time. The riddles are spectacularly difficult, and Sean<br />
has never come close.<br />
Sean has studied and crammed. He's read every book on riddles ever made, some two or three times.<br />
There have only been nine books written on the subject and none have ever turned a profit. Although<br />
no one has ever connected this, every author who has written a book about riddles has died under very mysterious<br />
circumstances. I'm not saying Richard is definitely responsible, but I am saying Richard is probably responsible.<br />
Don't read books about riddles.<br />
“Ready?” Richard asks. His grotesque face arranges itself into an expression of helpful concern. Nice<br />
try, Richard. No one is buying it. Sean wipes his palms on his jeans and nods. He is ready.<br />
“Great. Good luck. Here is the riddle. I am always on but never off. My voice is the mocking laughter<br />
of time. I married sadness and on the final day, my scream will mark the end of everything. What am I?”<br />
Shoot. This is a tricky one. Richard has the hardest riddles. Sean rubs his chin although he doesn't have<br />
a beard. He sits down to get a really good think going. The sun moves higher in the sky and Richard waits patiently.<br />
He is in no rush. For a being of pure evil, he is kind of nice.<br />
Think, think, think. Eventually, Sean stands and licks his lips. He is ready. He feels a moment of excitement<br />
because he believes he has the right answer this time. Those books on riddles did not help. This is all<br />
Sean. His hands tremble and he bobs up and down on the balls of his feet. He is going to paradise. He is going<br />
to get past Richard. Holy smokes. He closes his eyes and speaks the last words he’ll ever say on this Earth.<br />
“Are you the Sun?”<br />
Richard’s putrid eyes that are ever so slightly too far apart widen in surprise. Sean's throat closes with a<br />
rush of hope. There is a pause, and in that space, you could fit a universe of optimism.<br />
“Nope.” Richard says. Not even close.”<br />
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