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The New Calliope
The Amazing Clown Adventure<br />
COAI members, included among the fans of the<br />
popular CBS reality show The Amazing Race,<br />
were delighted when Dave and Cherie Gregg<br />
were selected as cast members. Now that their<br />
involvement with the race has ended, the Greggs<br />
are home and have returned to their jobs<br />
with the Greatest Show on Earth.<br />
The Greggs graciously accepted my request for<br />
an interview for The New Calliope.<br />
First of all I would like to thank you for<br />
taking the time out of your busy schedule<br />
to speak with us today.<br />
Do you have a clown name or do you go by<br />
Dave and Cherie when you are in makeup?<br />
Dave: We go by Dave and Cherie.<br />
Cherie: We go by Cherie and Dave.<br />
You currently list your address as New Port Richey,<br />
Florida. Where did you grow up?<br />
We grew up in Massachusetts, Dave in Newton<br />
and Cherie in Brockton. Before we joined Ringling<br />
Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, we lived in<br />
Foxboro (Massachusetts) for seven years.<br />
We switched our address to New Port<br />
Richey, Florida, because, when the<br />
circus has time off, it’s usually in the<br />
winter. Now we think of the United<br />
States as our hometown.<br />
Would you please share how you<br />
became interested in clowning and<br />
what training you received<br />
(i.e. Clown College, etc.)?<br />
Dave: I originally wanted to be<br />
an aerospace engineer but my<br />
dad said, “For the safety of the<br />
flying public, why don’t you check<br />
out Clown College?” This was<br />
not unusual, as my dad was a clown.<br />
I like entertaining. At the age of four,<br />
I was hospitalized with meningitis and<br />
my grandfather gave me a magic coin<br />
slider, which I performed for every<br />
nurse and doctor who<br />
came by my room.<br />
I auditioned for<br />
Ringling Bros. Clown<br />
College in 1989 and 1990.<br />
continued on page 5<br />
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ARTICLES<br />
The Amazing Clown Adventure.3<br />
What Would The<br />
Clown World Be?..................8<br />
FEATURES<br />
Last Walk-Around...................47<br />
Good Cheer.............................47<br />
Welcome New Members.........51<br />
Members On The Move..........61<br />
Foto Funnies...........................62<br />
SKILLS/IDEAS/TIPS<br />
Award Winning Frog...............18<br />
Floating Spoon.......................20<br />
Ideas and Remedies For<br />
Summer Gigs....................21<br />
Quick Tips...............................57<br />
COAI NEWS<br />
President’s Comments..............9<br />
Membership...........................10<br />
Open Appointment<br />
Officers Call........................11<br />
COAI Disclaimer.....................11<br />
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COAI NEWS continued<br />
Alley Report............................12<br />
<strong>2012</strong> General Membership<br />
Meeting Minutes.................13<br />
Convention Report..................14<br />
How To Secure Your<br />
Info. On The Website..........17<br />
<strong>2012</strong> Best In Clown<br />
Kynisha Ducre-Jarreau.......22<br />
<strong>2012</strong> Competition<br />
Winners........................ 24-42<br />
Junior Joey Update.................45<br />
COAI Application.....................49<br />
COAI Application (Spanish)....50<br />
<strong>2012</strong>-2013 Budget..................52<br />
Financial Report......................52<br />
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Sergeant-At-Arms...................55<br />
Competition Report................56<br />
Celebrate Clown Week............59<br />
Scholarships & Grants............60<br />
Editor’s Comments.................63<br />
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The Amazing Clown Adventure<br />
continued from page 3<br />
I was one of the 39, out of<br />
over 2300 applicants, to<br />
get accepted in 1990. After<br />
graduating from the eightweek<br />
intensive program,<br />
I was not one of the 13<br />
offered contracts to tour<br />
with the circus. So, I went<br />
back to Massachusetts and<br />
joined the South Shore<br />
Joey’s COAI Alley 159A and<br />
started clowning locally in<br />
Massachusetts.<br />
Cherie: I also loved<br />
performing; I was a dance<br />
and gymnastics teacher<br />
and grew up performing.<br />
I would go to the circus<br />
and wish I could have a<br />
job like that. At the age of<br />
15, I came home from seeing Ringling Bros. and asked<br />
my family “Why wasn’t I born into the circus? Why was<br />
I born into a normal family?” Years later I saw an ad for<br />
auditions for Ringling Bros. Clown College and auditioned<br />
in 1989 and 1990 but did not get a contract. When I<br />
didn’t get in the second year, I joined the COAI Alley<br />
159A South Shore Joey’s and started to learn clowning.<br />
Dave and I went to clown conventions and also took a<br />
two-week intensive circus program with the Pickle Family<br />
Circus in San Francisco.<br />
When and how did you get your contracts<br />
with Ringling Bros. and Barnum and Bailey Circus?<br />
We got married, got into debt, got out of debt and then<br />
in 1999 Dave was let go from his job. Around that time,<br />
we were wondering how Ringling was getting their clowns<br />
because Clown College closed in 1997. We called Ringling<br />
and told them we were interested. They sent us out<br />
to work on a few promotional events for the show. They<br />
must have liked what we did because we were each offered<br />
a contract for the 130th edition of Ringling Bros.<br />
and Barnum & Bailey. In November of 1999 we moved<br />
the contents of our two bedroom apartment into a 10 x10<br />
storage unit in Massachusetts and moved ourselves to<br />
Florida to live in an 8 x 8 room on the Blue Unit Train.<br />
Most people associate circus clowns with a traveling<br />
show. Your current performance venue for Ringling<br />
continued on page 7<br />
ON OUR COVER<br />
Select images from the <strong>2012</strong> COAI<br />
Convention in Kanasa City.<br />
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The Amazing Clown Adventure<br />
continued from page 5<br />
Bros. and Barnum and Bailey is somewhat different. I<br />
understand that you perform as part of a charitable<br />
program for children. Would you please share what<br />
you do as circus performers?<br />
We toured with Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey’s<br />
Blue Unit for three years and the Red Unit for two years.<br />
This is our sixth year as the “Ambassadors of Laughter”<br />
representing “The Greatest Show on Earth.” We<br />
travel about a month ahead of the show, mostly with<br />
the Gold Unit, and bring free programs to the<br />
community. We go to schools, libraries, hospitals, Boys<br />
and Girls Clubs, YMCAs and also television and radio<br />
stations. As clowns, we do programs like Reading with<br />
Ringling, Science of the Circus and Circus Fit. A lot of<br />
times we perform for children who may not get the<br />
chance to see the Big Show when it gets to town. While<br />
touring around the country, we also get to bring lots of<br />
silliness and laughter to children in hospitals, helping<br />
create new fun memories and letting them forget reality<br />
for a while. It’s one way that Ringling Bros. and Barnum<br />
& Bailey gives back to the communities where the circus<br />
plays. We are honored to be the ones who get to do this<br />
full-time.<br />
I read you celebrated your 20 th wedding anniversary<br />
while on The Amazing Race. Were you clowns before<br />
you met and married?<br />
Cherie: We met at the 1990 Clown College auditions in<br />
Boston. To let the other know if we got a contract, we<br />
exchanged telephone numbers. Dave kept calling and<br />
calling and calling. After Dave came back from Clown<br />
College, we started clowning around together and got<br />
married in February of 1992.<br />
What process did you follow to gain a slot as cast<br />
members on The Amazing Race? What was your<br />
motivation for being on the show?<br />
At the end of season two, we saw an episode of The<br />
Amazing Race and both said “WOW! How can we do<br />
that?” We watched season three and sent in an audition<br />
video for season four. We didn’t realize our friend and<br />
co-worker, Jon Weiss, and his friend and former Ringling<br />
clown, Al Rios, had also submitted an audition tape.<br />
They were selected for season four.<br />
We sent in a tape for season five but never got a<br />
response. We figured it was probably too soon for<br />
another clown couple to be on the show. Fast forward<br />
10 years and 15 seasons (for The Amazing Race); we got<br />
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a call from our publicist telling us a casting producer, for<br />
The Amazing Race, had seen a performance from a library<br />
event we did and thought we should submit an audition<br />
video. They liked our video and we got to go to Los<br />
Angeles for final auditions. A few months later our dream<br />
came true!<br />
How receptive to having clowns as contestants<br />
were the other cast members?<br />
They were very excited to hear we were clowns.<br />
As a viewer of the program, it appears you are only<br />
permitted to carry one piece of luggage. Were you able<br />
to carry any clowning supplies or makeup?<br />
We had some juggling balls and little makeup with us.<br />
We saw, in past seasons, they like to do things with local<br />
children’s charities and were hoping to be able to perform<br />
for kids at an orphanage.<br />
You listed your occupation as “Ambassadors of Laughter.”<br />
While you were on the race, did your clowning skills prove<br />
to be an asset? If so, would you tell us how?<br />
We used our sense of humor when things got tough to<br />
help keep us going, especially Dave during the cattle<br />
task! He was the same way when going through cancer<br />
treatments - twice!<br />
Also, when we were at the local airport in Buenos Aires<br />
we were very low on money and, rather than begging,<br />
we decided to entertain for donations. You can see some<br />
unaired footage of us juggling and balancing on the CBS<br />
website: (http://www.cbs.com/shows/amazing_race/<br />
video/) It was very late and this was not our best<br />
performance of the night. Other racers saw us performing<br />
(for money) and were jealous!<br />
We know that clowning is a universal language. We were<br />
planning on using it to bridge the gap between culture<br />
and language barriers.<br />
How would you describe your experience? What<br />
memories will you take away from the adventure?<br />
We love roller coasters. With all of the ups and downs,<br />
twists and turns of a good coaster, The Amazing Race is<br />
the biggest, fastest, and windiest of rides but you can’t<br />
buy a ticket for it.<br />
Argentina is gorgeous; we had a lot of fun building the<br />
solar kitchen together, Dave getting to skydive, passing<br />
three teams after being in last place all day, and making<br />
empanadas.<br />
Really, the whole process from auditioning, training,<br />
running it (the Race) and even being eliminated was<br />
an AMAZING gift. The BEST part was we got to do it<br />
together, creating memories that will last a lifetime.<br />
Is there anything else you would like to share with the<br />
readers of The New Calliope?<br />
Yes! Don’t ever give up on your dreams. I didn’t get into<br />
Clown College and Dave didn’t get a contract to tour<br />
(with the circus), right out of Clown College, but we didn’t<br />
give up! Now we’re in our 11 th year clowning for Ringing<br />
Bros. and Barnum & Bailey. It also took ten years for our<br />
dream, of being a part of The Amazing Race, to come<br />
true as well!<br />
Sadly, you did not win The Amazing Race. On behalf of<br />
the members of COAI, thank you for putting on your<br />
clown noses and making a joyful exit. It meant a lot to<br />
me, as a clown, to see you find humor in what could have<br />
been a downbeat situation.<br />
You’re very welcome!<br />
We were extremely grateful for the opportunity to be a<br />
part of The Amazing Race, even if it was only for a short<br />
amount of time. We got to go to places we’ve never been<br />
before and try things we’ve never done before. We knew<br />
if we were about to be eliminated and wanted to go out<br />
in style!<br />
We offer our congratulations to the Greggs and applaud<br />
their efforts. We can only imagine, having the opportunity<br />
to race around the world, to be simply amazing!<br />
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What would<br />
the clown<br />
world be ?<br />
by Jackie LeClaire<br />
What would the clown<br />
world be today if it weren't<br />
for you, the new American<br />
clowns?<br />
Do you realize what you<br />
have done to preserve the<br />
history of the clown here in<br />
America?<br />
At one time you only<br />
thought of a clown with the<br />
word circus. There were<br />
hundreds of circuses traveling<br />
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throughout the United States.<br />
Each and every one of them<br />
had a group of clowns,<br />
their own clown alley, but<br />
few clowns were paid large<br />
salaries.<br />
Because of the<br />
market, theatrical makeup<br />
manufacturers started to<br />
produce makeup, that would<br />
work on a clowns face. Most<br />
clowns had to make their own<br />
costumes because of the cost.<br />
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Wigs were very hard to<br />
come by, and clown noses<br />
were nonexistent. Even if<br />
you could find a wig maker<br />
to make you a wig, the price<br />
was exorbitant. Clowns had<br />
to be very self-sufficient.<br />
This all worked very well for<br />
many years. Supplies began<br />
to exceed the demand, when<br />
the Golden age of the circus<br />
started to decline.<br />
Fortunately, a new kind of<br />
clown, a non-circus clown,<br />
began to show up on the<br />
American scene. As their<br />
numbers grew and grew,<br />
suddenly there became a<br />
larger and larger demand<br />
for clown accessories. To<br />
supply the demand for all<br />
these wonderful new clowns,<br />
clown wigs started to be<br />
manufactured again. Not only<br />
that, but clown wigs started<br />
to be manufactured again in<br />
many wonderful, different<br />
colors. Clowns no longer had<br />
to use putty or balls for their<br />
clown noses. They could<br />
purchase noses in all sizes<br />
and different shapes ready to<br />
be applied with just a little<br />
glue. Businesses started that<br />
made only clown costumes,<br />
in all different shapes and<br />
sizes. And guess what? They<br />
were no longer just made for<br />
men but for women too.<br />
Women always, since<br />
clowning began, had a small<br />
part in the clown world. Even<br />
in my childhood days I can<br />
remember visiting Ringling<br />
Bros. Circus and seeing<br />
the Hartzell's, a man and<br />
wife clown team. They had<br />
performed together for years<br />
and this is in the late 1930s.<br />
The unfortunate thing about<br />
it was that she, in order to<br />
perform with her husband,<br />
had to dress like a man. This<br />
all changed. Women really<br />
came into their own, both in<br />
circuses and in the expanded<br />
world of clowns today.<br />
I love the circus and I love<br />
my circus clown friends, but<br />
I also love all the wonderful<br />
clown friends that I have met<br />
in my life after the circus.<br />
You are very important<br />
pegs in the history wheel<br />
of the American clown and<br />
the world of entertainment.<br />
With your ingenuity you<br />
have expanded the reach of<br />
the clown into even greater<br />
diversity. You came along just<br />
at the right time.<br />
Be proud of your<br />
accomplishments and in<br />
answer to “What would the<br />
clown world be today if it<br />
weren't for you, the new<br />
American clowns?<br />
Answer: ”Nowhere near<br />
as great as it is today”.<br />
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President’s Comments<br />
by Pam Bacher<br />
Where does the time go? The<br />
convention is over and hopefully all of<br />
you are home safe and sound. If you<br />
missed this convention you missed a<br />
wonderful time. We had outstanding<br />
nightly entertainment which included<br />
radio, murder mysteries, dealers’ shows,<br />
a show during our banquet dinner, and<br />
Alley and COAI Board shows. Each<br />
night there was something new to see.<br />
The Northland Clown Guild Alley<br />
217 worked hard to put on a great<br />
convention. Talent from the alley oozed<br />
forth. Many of the members played so<br />
many characters throughout the week I<br />
would not be surprised if they forgot their<br />
real identities. The ladies and gentlemen<br />
of the alley showed off their many talents<br />
from singing to performing in skits.<br />
They were helpful in every way and they<br />
did it with a smile. Living in the “Show<br />
Me State” of Missouri, they made us all<br />
proud. Thank you Alley 217 and Happy<br />
20th Anniversary. (We all enjoyed the<br />
cake).<br />
The education was top notch. As one<br />
convention goer commented, “ I learned<br />
something this week that I had never<br />
heard about before and I am excited to<br />
try it when I get home.” That is what<br />
convention is all about- education,<br />
competition and family. And of course<br />
shopping. Thanks to the Convention<br />
chairs, Stacey, Don, Loretta, Lohren,<br />
Cindy, Becky, Dennis and Pat for an<br />
outstanding fun time<br />
The COAI board met on Sunday and<br />
Monday for the business portion of our<br />
week, starting at 8:30 am and working<br />
until about 9:00 pm. We did not finish a<br />
few items and met on Friday to complete<br />
the meeting. Criteria for awards was<br />
discussed for Lifetime Achievement and<br />
Ring of Honor. This will be an ongoing<br />
item as we continue to keep up with the<br />
changing times. The website will be<br />
updated and hopefully easier to follow.<br />
Competition rules were also<br />
discussed. A few changes were suggested<br />
and each Board member was asked to do<br />
a little homework to go over the complete<br />
rules and come back in three weeks<br />
with any corrections or recommended<br />
changes. Competition Chair Cathy<br />
Mackey and her team were hard at work<br />
on the competition rules.<br />
The Board voted on a new Ring of<br />
Honor recipient, Pat Newton, budget<br />
discussions went on for hours. The board<br />
decided to break and pick it up in the<br />
morning after we had a few winks of<br />
sleep. We went over election feedback<br />
and a committee was formed to review<br />
and bring back to the fall meeting,<br />
a criteria and procedures for future<br />
elections. Too many decisions were made<br />
to list them all but is was a productive<br />
meeting.<br />
The highlight of the week was the<br />
award's night. Hard work by many<br />
clowns paid off as their names were<br />
called in recognition of a special top<br />
ten placement. I was excited for all<br />
of them. Paradeability is always my<br />
favorite. because some really great gags<br />
come to light. I had the honor to present<br />
the Lifetime Achievement Award to<br />
Merilyn Barrett who was escorted by her<br />
grandson Jerrod. I also had the honor of<br />
presenting to Judy Phelps<br />
and her daughter Jodi, the<br />
Ring of Honor for Dennis<br />
Phelps. Jodi spoke for a few moments<br />
about her father and shared some<br />
wonderful stories. Mike Cox presented<br />
the Ring of Honor to Tom Newton for Pat<br />
Newton. There were not many dry eyes<br />
in the house with our thoughts of Dennis<br />
and Pat. They both are missed.<br />
In a personal note to Dave, Thank<br />
you for the funny Calliope Cover Song<br />
directed as you said to the powers that<br />
be (me). Maybe someday you will be<br />
on the cover, or may I offer a hint, BUY<br />
it at the auction for the Education Fund<br />
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Membership<br />
by Teresa Gretton<br />
Director of Membership<br />
gretton@verizon.net<br />
While spring has sprung<br />
and many clown activities<br />
are coming back to life from<br />
the winter months, it will be<br />
summer before you know<br />
it; but there is still time to<br />
prepare for International<br />
Clown Week (ICW)<br />
recognized August 1 – 7.<br />
With that note, I would like<br />
to thank Barbara “Nuzzles”<br />
Waters-Riddle for her time,<br />
talent, and untiring efforts<br />
in chairing the Clown Week<br />
committee over the past<br />
few years. I have asked Bob<br />
“Bunky” Gretton to fill in<br />
as the interim chair for the<br />
upcoming year. Bob has been<br />
chairman in the past. See his<br />
article on page 59. He looks<br />
forward to reclaiming his old<br />
position.<br />
Congratulations to Alley<br />
#6, Kapitol Klowns, in<br />
winning last year’s Alley<br />
CHARLIE Award, and to<br />
John “Splash” Sullivan<br />
for the Individual Award.<br />
Both participated in many<br />
activities for International<br />
Clown Week 2011.<br />
Hopefully, you and your<br />
alley have plans for an active<br />
Clown Week in <strong>2012</strong>. Please<br />
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remember one important<br />
element of Clown Week—to<br />
obtain public awareness. You<br />
can do this by scheduling a<br />
visit to your local or state<br />
government to request they<br />
issue a proclamation. If you<br />
do vie for the CHARLIE<br />
award, please make sure<br />
you have at least one<br />
proclamation.<br />
When planning to submit<br />
nominations for any awards,<br />
(as a nominator) please<br />
carefully read all of the<br />
criteria. The committees for<br />
the different awards must<br />
follow the criteria. I ask that<br />
you do so as well. Please<br />
double check the website<br />
www.coai.org under the<br />
specific award. If it’s easier,<br />
copy the information, break<br />
it down, highlight it, etc., to<br />
make sure you have followed<br />
the rules. I would also like<br />
to see some Excellence In<br />
Clowning applications. It has<br />
been a couple of years since<br />
any have been submitted.<br />
Criteria updates are<br />
in the process of being<br />
implemented. Please follow<br />
the criteria on the website,<br />
and then check back with the<br />
website before you submit,<br />
just to make sure no criteria<br />
changes have occurred.<br />
The COAI Board is<br />
delighted to announce that<br />
we began a new membership<br />
drive on May 1, <strong>2012</strong>. While<br />
the previous membership<br />
drive/contest has ended,<br />
the new drive will proceed<br />
until December 31, <strong>2012</strong>.<br />
For every new member that<br />
YOU, as a sponsor, sign up,<br />
two months will be added<br />
onto YOUR membership.<br />
Sign up six and you have<br />
a whole year of added<br />
membership.<br />
The Membership Drive<br />
and Contest that ended on<br />
April 1, was won by Charlene<br />
Link. Congratulations<br />
Charlene and thank you for<br />
the seven new members!<br />
She recently moved from<br />
New York to Florida and<br />
decided she needed to start<br />
a new COAI alley in her<br />
area. She took advantage<br />
of the membership drive<br />
contest and signed up more<br />
than enough new members<br />
to form an alley. Way to go<br />
Charlene! Look for more<br />
information on the contest<br />
and an up close and personal<br />
interview with Charlene in an<br />
upcoming issue the The New<br />
Calliope.<br />
If you are instructing<br />
clown classes, include the<br />
COAI membership as part of<br />
the class fee, automatically<br />
registering each student. This<br />
has been a very successful<br />
endeavor for others. What a<br />
great educational benefit!<br />
Kudos to each and every<br />
member who attended the<br />
COAI Convention in Kansas<br />
City.<br />
The convention was<br />
fantastic with much<br />
entertainment and tremendous<br />
education.<br />
Congratulations<br />
to all who received awards<br />
for competing in the different<br />
categories. I know that<br />
everyone benefitted by the<br />
competitions as they are<br />
a significant value in the<br />
educational process.<br />
Congratulations are in<br />
order for Kynisha Jarreau<br />
who won the Convention<br />
Best in Clown Award for<br />
competing in single skit,<br />
single parade-ability,<br />
character makeup, single<br />
balloon, multiple balloon,<br />
balloon arrangement, as<br />
well as cheek and full-face<br />
painting. She earned top ten<br />
awards in all competitions,<br />
and medaled in third place<br />
in cheek art, second place in<br />
character makeup, and first<br />
place in full face painting and<br />
single balloon twisting.<br />
New Calliope editor, Tom<br />
Newton, awarded Glenn<br />
Kohlberger, the Editor’s<br />
Choice Award for his<br />
assistance and dedication to<br />
the New Calliope magazine.<br />
He also awarded the Best of<br />
Press Award to the Rose City<br />
Clown Alley 196 for their<br />
great alley publication.<br />
Everyone is already<br />
looking ahead to Richmond,<br />
VA, where the 2013 COAI<br />
Convention will take place,<br />
hosted by Virginia Clowns,<br />
Alley 3.<br />
Continue to support the<br />
membership drive in <strong>2012</strong><br />
and bring in new clowns<br />
everywhere.<br />
Don’t forget the “gifting”<br />
opportunity that can apply to<br />
the membership drive as well.<br />
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The New Calliope
Open Appointment Officers Call<br />
by Michael Cox<br />
Executive Vice President<br />
COAI has three offices<br />
declared vacant and up for<br />
appointment. These three positions<br />
are: Northwest Regional Vice<br />
President, South Central Regional<br />
Vice President and Southeast<br />
Regional Vice President. These<br />
three positions represent COAI<br />
within their geographical regions.<br />
Candidates for Regional Vice<br />
President (RVPs) must reside full<br />
time in the region they represent.<br />
RVPs work with existing alleys<br />
with planning, organizing/staging<br />
of regional conventions; assist<br />
with membership concerns and<br />
oversee the administration of all<br />
COAI programs. They are required<br />
to report regional activities to the<br />
board and the general membership.<br />
Term of office is set to begin<br />
after appointment in <strong>2012</strong> and<br />
continues until June 30, 2014. If<br />
you are interested in filling one<br />
of these three positions, please<br />
send a declaration for the office<br />
you would like to fill and a photo<br />
(out of clown). The process is<br />
similar to our current policy for<br />
nomination declarations. Include<br />
your qualifications and what you<br />
feel you can bring to the COAI<br />
Board. Declarations will be given<br />
to the President and the new board<br />
will make the final appointments to<br />
fill these three vacancies after July<br />
1, <strong>2012</strong>.<br />
Deadline to receive the<br />
declarations is June 25, <strong>2012</strong>.<br />
Either email<br />
declarations and<br />
photo (please put in subject line<br />
“Appointment Declaration”) to<br />
coaiexecvp@aol.com<br />
or<br />
Mail your declaration & photo<br />
To: Mike Cox<br />
ATTN: COAI<br />
Appointment Declaration<br />
9415 Alameda Avenue<br />
Henrico, VA 23294<br />
If you have any questions,<br />
please feel free to contact me at<br />
coaiexecvp@aol.com.<br />
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COAI DISCLAIMER<br />
The Purpose of this disclaimer: to assure<br />
our membership that we have not in the<br />
past nor will in the future disclose any<br />
membership information.<br />
At the Spring Board meeting, concerns<br />
were brought to the attention of the COAI<br />
Board of Directors pertaining to the<br />
distribution of member information during<br />
the current election process. COAI would<br />
like to clarify that we have a long standing<br />
policy not to give or distribute membership<br />
information under any circumstances.<br />
COAI has no intention of changing or<br />
compromising this policy. COAI takes your<br />
personal information very seriously.<br />
However, if you have registered your<br />
personal information on the website it<br />
may be available to other members. Only<br />
members can access this information<br />
and therefore is only available to COAI<br />
members. If you are concerned about your<br />
personal information, you may want to<br />
review your information and make some<br />
of it private. By doing so, no one will have<br />
access to it. The privacy choice is up to each<br />
individual. To see how you can make your<br />
personal information private, please see the<br />
“Security Controls” article on page 17 of<br />
this New Calliope.<br />
COAI will be in contact with our legal<br />
counsel to add a disclaimer to be posted on<br />
the website and in the New Calliope.<br />
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Alley Report<br />
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Director, Alley Region Support<br />
As of May 5, <strong>2012</strong> the following alleys are deliquent in<br />
filing annual alley report.<br />
Alley Name Region<br />
Alley 39 Colorada Clowns SC<br />
Alley 80 Golden Gate Clowns SW<br />
Alley 92 Kansas City Clowns NC<br />
Alley 103 Funny Bones Clown Alley MW<br />
Alley 159 Krackerjac Clowns SE<br />
Alley 159A South Shore Joeys<br />
NE<br />
Alley 166 Cheerful Clown Alley SC<br />
Alley 225 Pioneer Valley Clowns NE<br />
Alley 234 King's Jesters MW<br />
Alley 240 Pound Of Clowns NE<br />
Alley 263 Magic Town Clowns SE<br />
Alley 279 Cleveland Karavan Clowns MW<br />
Alley 287 Tri-Rivers Clowns NE<br />
Alley 301 Uptown Clowns Of Largo, Inc. SE<br />
Alley 313 Idaho Gem Jesters NW<br />
Alley 332 Luv-N-Laffs ME<br />
Alley 339 Jubilee Jesters ME<br />
Alley 352 Pappy & The Honaker Redbuds ME<br />
Alley 353 Harford County Clowns ME<br />
Alley 362 Mostuff NC<br />
Alley 371 San Diego Clown Conspiracy SW<br />
Alley 373 Golden Triangle Funnybones SC<br />
Alley 379 Rain Coast Clown Troupe CA<br />
Alley 380 Holmes Hilarious Hiccups MW<br />
Alley 383 The Cleveland Clowns MW<br />
Alley 384 Hoosier Clown Alley MW<br />
Alley 386 Cotton Pikin' Clowns SEE<br />
Alley 387 Clowns On Call SE<br />
Alley 388 Mid Atlantic Alley NE<br />
Alley 394 Corn E Clowns Of Erie County NE<br />
Alley 401 Klownz Around NC<br />
Alley 402 Happy Clowns Of St. Clair ME<br />
Alley 407 Asopado LC<br />
Alley 408 Consentradonde Payasos International LC<br />
Alley 409 Fun-N-Sun Clown Alley SE<br />
Alley 410 Caravana De Payasos De Puerto Rico LC<br />
Alley 412 Katy Klowns SC<br />
If your alley is on this list and your alley is active, please<br />
have your alley's president or secretary go online and fill out the<br />
Annual Alley Report. It's simple and easy. Go to www.coai.org<br />
and sign in. In the red bar you'll see Alleys. Move your mouse<br />
to Alleys and then click on Annual Alley Report. Fill out the<br />
information and hit submit. It's that easy. If you have trouble,<br />
contact me and I'll be glad to help you out.<br />
If your alley is inactive, please let me know so that I can<br />
keep our records up-to-date.<br />
You can email me at: toni_dufrene@yahoo.com or you can<br />
phone me at 504-812-9003.<br />
The New Calliope
<strong>2012</strong> COAI General Membership Meeting Minutes<br />
Kansay City, MO • April 25-26. <strong>2012</strong><br />
President Bacher called the general<br />
membership meeting of Clowns of America<br />
International to order at 2:45 p.m.<br />
The following board members were in<br />
attendance: Exec VP Michael Cox, Secretary<br />
Catherine Hardebeck, Treasurer Candyce<br />
Will, Sergeant at Arms Glenn Kohlberger,<br />
Director of Alley and Region Support Toni<br />
Dufrene, Southwest RVP Bonnita Love, Latin<br />
Countries RVP Angel Morales, Director of<br />
Conventions Pat Roeser, Director of Education<br />
Cheri Venturi, Director of Membership Teresa<br />
Gretton, South Central RVP Dale Flashberg,<br />
Canadian RVP Dale McKenzie, Midwest RVP<br />
Georgia Morris, Southeast RVP Kent Sheets,<br />
Mideast RVP John Kral, Northeast RVP Bill<br />
LeBlanc, Tom Newton Editor -“The New<br />
Calliope”, Cleon Babcock Parliamentarian. A<br />
quorum was present.<br />
Absent board member: International RVP<br />
- Lee James , Northwest RVP Albert Alter,<br />
North Central RVP Vivian McArthur, Director<br />
at Large Tom King<br />
The agenda was accepted as presented.<br />
Board Members were introduced.<br />
Recognitions were given to:<br />
Past COTYs, LTA, Excellence in<br />
Clowning, Northland Clown Guild Alley<br />
217 Convention Host Alley, COAI Lifetime<br />
Members, former past presidents of COAI,<br />
former COAI Board members, Alley/<br />
Individual Charlie Award winners, current<br />
committee chairpersons, current alley<br />
officers, junior joeys, Regional /International<br />
Ambassadors, COAI members.<br />
Moment of Silence was given for our<br />
troops and members who are no longer with<br />
us.<br />
The minutes were accepted as posted.<br />
Alley roll call was made by Toni Dufrene,<br />
Alley Support Director. Present: 3,6,17,30,39,<br />
54,56,84,92,97,128,147,159,159A,166,170,18<br />
8,189,190,191,196,200,217,240,250,285,296,<br />
303,352,357,384,386,388,395,399,410,411,41<br />
3,414,415<br />
Brief Reports were given from Vice<br />
President, Education Director/ Junior<br />
Joeys, Director of Membership, Secretary,<br />
Competition Committee.<br />
The Budget for <strong>2012</strong>-2013 was presented<br />
by Executive Vice President Mike Cox.<br />
Questions from the general membership were<br />
made about the proposed budget.<br />
An attendance raffle was held – Linda<br />
Loveday was the winner.<br />
The meeting was recessed at 4:00 to the<br />
call of chair. Additional time was given to<br />
Mike Cox to consider answers to questions<br />
poised about the presented budget.<br />
The meeting was reconvened at 7:30<br />
pm on Thursday April 26, <strong>2012</strong>. Mike Cox<br />
answered the questions about the proposed<br />
budget and a new budget was presented.<br />
Motion: (Jeanne Woska) - We accept the<br />
revised correct budget as proposed. Seconded:<br />
Vote: Passed<br />
Action Item ( Treasurer) End of the year<br />
report printed in the New Calliope listing<br />
proposed budget compared to actual budget.<br />
Action Item (Treasurer) - List the Business<br />
Manager’s Salary and Business Manager’s<br />
expenses separate on the budget.<br />
Motion (Walt Lee) – To adjourn the<br />
General Membership Meeting. Seconded:<br />
Vote: Passed<br />
Meeting was adjourned at 7:45 pm.<br />
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The COAI convention in<br />
Kansas City, MO is over, but<br />
what a swell time was had by all!<br />
It was the bee’s knees! The host,<br />
Northland Clown Guild Alley<br />
#217, made us feel welcome<br />
from the get go by showing us<br />
their great talent, starting with<br />
the Tuesday evening show. They<br />
continued the showcase with<br />
the Radio Show Luncheon, and<br />
the Gangster Mystery Show<br />
and Roaring 20’s Theme Party<br />
(celebrating the Alley’s 20th<br />
anniversary).<br />
The whole event was full of<br />
excellent classes, competitions,<br />
and entertainment. I spoke to<br />
an attendee halfway through the<br />
convention who said her “sponge”<br />
was full; She couldn’t soak in<br />
anything more. That is a sign of a<br />
nifty convention. “Sho nuff!”<br />
One of the<br />
concerns about<br />
the convention was airport<br />
transportation. The Northland<br />
Clowns were very innovative.<br />
They contacted a church group for<br />
help. Attendees could go online<br />
or write the alley with their flight<br />
information and prepay for the<br />
pickup. The money collected for the<br />
ride to and from the hotel was given<br />
to the church’s charity. It gave a<br />
personal touch and much good will.<br />
Thanks to all the alley members<br />
and helpers of Northland Clown<br />
Guild Alley #217 for an excellent<br />
convention. You are the cat’s<br />
meow!<br />
As always it was good to see<br />
old friends and meet new ones. If<br />
you missed this convention it would<br />
be wise to start saving your quarters<br />
now to get yourself to the 2013<br />
COAI convention in Richmond,<br />
VA, April 16-21, 2013.<br />
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The New Calliope
How to 1<br />
Secure<br />
your<br />
Information<br />
on the<br />
COAI Website<br />
For those of you who have registered on the website you can<br />
secure any or all of your personal information so that no other<br />
member can see it. This can be a double-edged sword as it also<br />
means that a friend who has lost your contact information will<br />
not have access to that information. So it all depends on your<br />
comfort level.<br />
To begin with, anyone who is not a member of COAI can not<br />
access your information. In addition, any member who has not<br />
registered on the website can not access your information because<br />
the website won’t recognize them.<br />
Pic 1: To get started go to<br />
www.coai.org and log in. After<br />
logging in click on “Manage<br />
Profile” on the right side.<br />
Pict 2: Click on “Edit Bio”<br />
Pict 3: For each line of information<br />
you will see a an<br />
avatar (symbol) of a person<br />
on the left side of that information<br />
line. Click on that<br />
avatar.<br />
Pic 4: A window will open displaying<br />
an avatar of a person<br />
and an avatar of a lock.<br />
Next to the person avatar, in blue type it says: Members<br />
Only (Visible Only To Members). Next to the lock Avatar<br />
it say in blue type: Private (Not Visible In Profile). Click<br />
on the blue type to the right of lock avatar.<br />
Pic 5: Now the lock shows. Now continue down the list<br />
and make secure any line of information that you do not<br />
want any member to see.<br />
Pic 6: Now scroll down to the<br />
bottom and click on “Save<br />
Changes.” This is very important,<br />
because if you don’t<br />
do this then the changes you<br />
made will not take place.<br />
You can go back any time and<br />
change these settings. Just remember<br />
this information is only available to<br />
COAI members who have registered<br />
on the COAI website. l<br />
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PHOTOS:<br />
Tim “Sawdust” Laynor<br />
ARTICLE:<br />
Ann “Tuttles” Sanders<br />
SINGLE BALLOON<br />
AWARD WINNING<br />
FROG<br />
John “Kris Krunch” Kral, COAI Mideast Regional Vice President,<br />
took first place in the single balloon category at the<br />
2009 COAI Convention in Clarksville, Indiana.<br />
Kisses to John for being a real prince & sharing<br />
how to make his award winning frog!<br />
Step 4: EYES:<br />
Twist two<br />
small bubbles<br />
approximately ¾”<br />
and lock twist.<br />
Step 1: Inflate a<br />
260, 12” – 15” and<br />
tie off. Massage the<br />
balloon to soften.<br />
Step 5: BODY: Twist a single bubble 3”-<br />
4” (approximately one hand width).<br />
Step 2: Make two<br />
small bubbles<br />
and lock twist.<br />
Step 6: Twist 1 ½” bubble, ¾”<br />
bubble and 1” bubble.<br />
Step 3: LIPS: Ear<br />
twist both bubbles<br />
from Step 2.<br />
Step 7: Duplicate the last three bubbles<br />
in reverse order: 1” bubble, ¾” bubble, &<br />
1 ½” bubble.<br />
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Step 8:<br />
Fold and<br />
lock twist<br />
at bottom<br />
of body.<br />
Step 9:<br />
Roll the 3”- 4”<br />
BODY bubble<br />
between the<br />
loop created<br />
in Step 8. Turn<br />
HEAD around<br />
so EYES are on<br />
top and LIPS are<br />
forward.<br />
Step 10: Pinch and hold the balloon between the<br />
last bubble and the un-inflated end. Cut a small hole<br />
in the end of the balloon and allow air to escape.<br />
Step 11: Tie knot<br />
close to last bubble.<br />
Step 14: FRONT FEET:<br />
Pinch twist ¾” bubbles<br />
made in Steps 6 & 7.<br />
Step 12: To hold in place,<br />
wrap un-inflated portion<br />
between 1 ½” bubbles.<br />
Step 13: Bring un-inflated<br />
balloon along BELLY and wrap<br />
around lips and pull between<br />
ear twist (LIPS) to form TONGUE.<br />
Step 15: Add enhancements with<br />
permanent marker: Eyes and spots.<br />
John suggests that you use<br />
“puppy feet” - three-dot<br />
pattern for the spots.<br />
Now you<br />
have a charming<br />
frog fit for a<br />
princess or<br />
prince!<br />
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Floating<br />
1<br />
2<br />
Spoon<br />
Copy by Ann Sanders • Photos by Tim Laynor<br />
Need something for those,<br />
“Hey clown, show me a trick”<br />
moments? Once you master this illusion,<br />
all you need for an impromptu performance<br />
is to simply borrow a spoon or similar<br />
object from an audience member.<br />
3 4<br />
5<br />
The Set Up:<br />
The Performer's View<br />
Interlock your fingers so the middle finger of the right is<br />
to the back of the other fingers. NOTE: The index finger<br />
and pinkie of your left hand will be positioned on the top<br />
and bottom, respectively. Photo 1 & 2<br />
Place the spoon under the right middle finger and press<br />
on the sides with your thumbs. Photo 3<br />
Take away your thumbs and the spoon will remain<br />
vertical. Photo 4<br />
The Performance:<br />
The Audience View<br />
Interlock your fingers. Photo 5<br />
Position the spoon as described above. Photo 6<br />
Let go with your thumbs and the spoon will appear to<br />
float! Photo 7<br />
I found that slender, lightweight objects work best. I’d<br />
recommend that you experiment with a number of easily<br />
accessible objects and see what works best for you.<br />
I would also recommend that you practice in front of<br />
a mirror. You do not want to give away how the secret<br />
is performed so you need to be aware of you hold your<br />
hands.<br />
Add your personalized, patter and you are ready to<br />
entertain at a moments notice.<br />
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Ideas and<br />
Remedies for<br />
Your Personal<br />
Needs for<br />
Gigs<br />
What a summer we had in 2011.<br />
We faced many obstacles with<br />
violent storms, flooding, dry<br />
spells, fires, wind storms, exceptionally long<br />
periods of excessive heat, etc. I hope everyone<br />
got through these obstacles and learned how to<br />
deal with that sort of adversity for future gigs.<br />
And speaking of future gigs, here are some tips<br />
I've learned from conversations I had with other<br />
clowns.<br />
Makeup: The problem: How to keep makeup<br />
from cracking, dry and from melting off? I<br />
studied makeup, makeup design, application,<br />
and problems at various seminars and<br />
tradeshows, and by talking to top makeup<br />
artists, and makeup manufacturers. I have<br />
helped many clowns with different problems.<br />
Not every tip helps everyone. Products react<br />
differently depending on your body’s chemistry.<br />
No one makeup is perfect for everybody! Four<br />
or five are close, but some people have allergies<br />
to them.<br />
I use a different thickness in the summer, than<br />
in the winter. In summer I have to use denser<br />
grease paint, in winter I can use light grease<br />
paint. In summer, I am sometimes in makeup<br />
all day long and I tend to get wet from sweating<br />
halfway through the day. There are several<br />
products out there that help you stay dry,<br />
includeing No Sweat by ProFACE and Barrier<br />
Spray by Mehron and Ben Nye. Because of<br />
fragrance allergies, I try not to use too much<br />
baby powder, so I use theatrical powder from<br />
Ben Nye or ProFACE. This also sets better for<br />
me. It is a trial and error, and everyone has to try<br />
different things to see what works best. When<br />
I teach makeup classes, I have all the different<br />
makeup and powder products in case someone<br />
has a particular problem. They can try different<br />
ones to see what works best without having to<br />
buy too much product when starting out. If you<br />
get frustrated keep trying, call me or ask other<br />
professionals.<br />
Red makeup on lips. Through teaching, I have<br />
found that red sometimes does not dry with<br />
powder on some people. You'll notice this when<br />
you powder, and it smears because it's not dry<br />
so it won’t stay on all day. You may need to try<br />
other red products until you find one that<br />
works for you. You may also want to carry a<br />
touch-up kit with you. Makeup melts so don't<br />
leave it in the car. In very hot weather, keep<br />
an ice pack with your makeup. For personal<br />
hygiene, add deodorant to your kit just in case.<br />
Head covering: Hot weather is hard on your<br />
system. Wet your hair/head with cold water<br />
before putting on your skull cap. This helps<br />
to keep you cooler. I like the cotton skull caps<br />
because they absorb excess moisture.<br />
Wash your caps often.<br />
Do you ever get to an event and there is no<br />
shade or they have you on pavement? Put in<br />
your contract that you will need a shaded area.<br />
I can't stand or face paint in sun for three to four<br />
hours. Balloons get too hot to blow up when<br />
they sit in the sun and face paints get very soft.<br />
You need to check the logistics with each client!<br />
Also, most events won't cancel for rain, so you<br />
may need to make your own arrangements for<br />
covering.<br />
I have two remedies for this. 1. I invested in<br />
an E-Z Up instant shelter. Since it takes two<br />
people to put it up and down, if working alone,<br />
tell the client that you will need a person to<br />
help set it up and take it down. 2. My<br />
best suggestion is to get your<br />
own personal umbrella<br />
on a 3-footed base. Look<br />
for an 8'-9' wide umbrella<br />
that goes from 3' to 8' high<br />
tilts. Keep it in your vehicle<br />
at all times. I got mine from the Lakeside (like<br />
LTD) catalogue and Dick's Sporting Goods for<br />
$39.98, but watch for a sale. I have used all<br />
three for birthday parties in yards that didn't<br />
have any trees. The three together provided<br />
enough shade for all the kids to sit under<br />
They are also good in the rain. Best<br />
investment that I ever made.<br />
Keep yourself hydrated. Take water<br />
with you. Start now for a fun and safe<br />
summer.<br />
Keep them laughing and keep on<br />
clowning. Any other questions I will be<br />
happy to help in any way I can. If I can't answer<br />
it, I will seek out other resources.<br />
by<br />
Georgia<br />
“Shananigans”<br />
Morris<br />
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The <strong>2012</strong> COAI<br />
“Best in Clown”<br />
goes to<br />
Kynisha Ducre-Jarreau<br />
Award<br />
by: Lulu Mire<br />
By pedestrian definition, the daisy<br />
is a type of flower. According to<br />
Disney, it’s Donald’s girlfriend. But<br />
in the clown world, when you say “Daisy,”<br />
we think of Kynisha Ducre-Jarreau, the<br />
recipient of the “Best in Clown” award<br />
at the <strong>2012</strong> COAI Convention held in<br />
Kansas City, MO. The Gerber daisy is<br />
Kynisha’s favorite flower, and this year,<br />
“Daisy the Clown” was our favorite clown!<br />
E<br />
ver<br />
since 1994, Kynisha has been<br />
entertaining audiences by clowning<br />
around. Her clowning career started<br />
in New Orleans when she was introduced<br />
to Cheri “Cheri-Oats” Venturi. Witnessing<br />
all the grins and giggles Cheri-Oats<br />
brought to so many people, Kynisha knew<br />
she wanted to bring that same joy to kids<br />
who were overlooked, sick, or simply in<br />
need of a smiling friend that encouraged<br />
their dreams.<br />
So, what did her family and friends<br />
think about her being a clown? They<br />
actually thought it was pretty cool.<br />
She loves to dance and she has plenty<br />
of little cousins to entertain. She was<br />
also a cheerleader (in high school and<br />
professionally) and won the title of “most<br />
school-spirit” her senior year of high<br />
school. So her decision to pursue clowning<br />
made perfect sense to them – she has<br />
that contagious energy to lift your spirit!<br />
T<br />
his<br />
sure isn’t the dental profession<br />
she thought she’d go into as a child,<br />
but she’s still producing the same<br />
result: happy smiles! Kynisha’s purpose<br />
for clowning is to make smiles. To<br />
Kynisha, clowning means, “making God<br />
happy by sharing the talents He gave<br />
[her]. It allows kids to wonder and adults<br />
to be amazed, sharing in the joy of their<br />
kids.”<br />
Inside the Superdome, watching<br />
Ringling Brothers performers was<br />
Kynisha’s earliest memory of clowns.<br />
Her family would always sit in seats<br />
close to the circus action to maximize the<br />
interactive fun. Growing up, she would<br />
pay the fun forward. “I'm an only child<br />
that had parents that played with me a<br />
lot. My mom is one of 16 children. Those<br />
16 kids produced 49-ish cousins who<br />
I entertained often. I love exposing<br />
people to clowning, learning new<br />
things or improving old ones, and have<br />
gained more internal joy than I could<br />
have wished for. My six-year-old son,<br />
Cayman, loves his Mommy as a clown<br />
too and plans to assist me in upcoming<br />
shows.” Right now she’s the only clown in<br />
the family (with a red nose), but it looks<br />
like her son will be putting smiles on<br />
people’s faces soon enough.<br />
Not surprisingly, “Daisy” quickly<br />
blossomed in her clowning career. But<br />
instead of petals, this Daisy is adorned<br />
in an embellished Catholic school-styled<br />
jacket with a poofy, well-coordinated<br />
skirt. Her skills include scarf juggling,<br />
plate spinning, small shows, dancing,<br />
balloon twisting, and face painting. She’s<br />
also an expert hugger! She’s interested<br />
in silly magic but would like to grow into<br />
more sophisticated illusions. One day<br />
she’d also like to be a more advanced<br />
juggler and stilt walker too. She’s already<br />
on her way to attaining those goals - her<br />
neighbors have witnessed her practicing<br />
stilt walking alongside her backyard<br />
fence. Kynisha will never forget the<br />
astonished expressions on their faces.<br />
Clowning started for Kynisha in her<br />
hometown of New Orleans, but damages<br />
from Hurricane Katrina forced her to<br />
relocate to McKinney, Texas in 2005.<br />
Among her many losses were all of her<br />
carefully collected clown supplies. She<br />
painstakingly tried to recall all the<br />
items she once had and from where she<br />
had purchased them, but soon realized<br />
this task was too difficult and that a<br />
new approach was necessary. She came<br />
to the conclusion that it was truly a<br />
time for fresh new starts. She turned<br />
her loss into an opportunity to start<br />
anew by broadening her world as a<br />
clown - exploring brand new props and<br />
learning brand new tricks. In the midst of<br />
hardship, she continued to see the world<br />
with the fresh eyes of a true clown.<br />
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Learning has always been important<br />
to Kynisha, and in Texas, she continued<br />
her education by attending a variety of<br />
conventions. These conventions have<br />
been very rewarding for her. She’s<br />
learned a lot of new skills and won<br />
a lot of awards, too. In 2010, she was<br />
the Dallas TJam (T. Meyers Magic)<br />
“7 Minutes or Less” balloon twisting<br />
competition winner. In 2011, at the Texas<br />
Clown Association (TCA) convention,<br />
she was a multiple medal winner: first<br />
in multi-balloon sculpture, two second<br />
place finishes in single balloon sculpture<br />
and skit competition, and two third<br />
place finishes in character makeup and<br />
performance. It was only natural that<br />
she’d keep the winning streak alive at<br />
the COAI convention. Kynisha competed<br />
and made top ten in: single skit, single<br />
paradeability, single balloon, character<br />
makeup, multiple balloon, balloon<br />
arrangement, as well as cheek and full<br />
face painting competition categories.<br />
She brought home the following medals:<br />
third place in cheek art, second place in<br />
character makeup, and first place in full<br />
face painting and single balloon twisting.<br />
Often, life-changing moments come<br />
with great inner dialogue. When asked<br />
what she was thinking at the convention<br />
banquet the moment her name was<br />
called out as the “Best in Clown” winner,<br />
Kynisha replied:<br />
My inside voice said, ‘Did she<br />
just…?; Well, you did go up<br />
there a lot…; No, it couldn't…;<br />
But everyone is looking at me!<br />
Get up, Silly, and walk to the<br />
stage!’ Then, as I stood up and<br />
realized this was not a dream,<br />
I was humbled with joy that I<br />
was being celebrated.<br />
Winning “Best in Clown” came as a<br />
result of wanting to try new things and a<br />
willingness to accept critiques on ways to<br />
improve. Now that she has accomplished<br />
this goal, she feels that she will have<br />
more confidence in herself to perform at<br />
her current level and in bigger settings<br />
as well. When asked to give advice to<br />
clowns aspiring to win future “Best in<br />
Clown” titles, she replied, “Organize your<br />
thoughts. Write them down. Do your<br />
personal best and don't compare<br />
yourself to others.”<br />
New and<br />
aspiring clowns<br />
would be wise to<br />
listen to our <strong>2012</strong><br />
“Best in Clown”<br />
winner’s simple<br />
words of advice,<br />
“Dream it.<br />
Organize it.<br />
Practice it.<br />
Have fun<br />
with it!”<br />
We had some fun with our <strong>2012</strong> “Best in Clown”<br />
winner and asked her about some of her “bests”:<br />
Best (fondest) clowning moment? …when a nonbelieving<br />
kid believed I was really an elf and asked for<br />
a special wish!<br />
Best (favorite) balloon design to twist? a<br />
cockatoo on a branch. And definitely not a squirrel;<br />
haven’t mastered the proportions yet!<br />
Best (favorite) face painting design to paint?<br />
this year’s full face, first place winner with glitter<br />
Best part (what did you think) of this year’s<br />
convention? great lectures, smiles, sharing, staff and<br />
entertainment. Because I am always curious about<br />
growing or expanding, it was nice to hear from many<br />
different professionals and how to get there.<br />
Best (favorite) quote? “Every great dream begins<br />
with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within<br />
you the strength, the patience, and the passion to<br />
reach for the stars to change the world.”<br />
-- Harriet Tubman<br />
Best five words to describe clowning? (Ok, we<br />
really asked her what are the first five words that<br />
come to mind when you think of clowning, but we<br />
needed to make this fit somehow!): Smiles, silly, cute,<br />
amazement, and skipping (that’s what came out!)!!!<br />
Kynisha is a proud member of Mid-Cities<br />
Clown Alley #85, COAI and WCA.<br />
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5th Place<br />
Jenny Lou<br />
Rodriguez<br />
6th Place<br />
Debbie Fowler<br />
7th Place<br />
Pam Mulhall<br />
8th Place<br />
Linda Loveday<br />
10th Place<br />
Larry Stillman<br />
9th Place<br />
Debbi Copper<br />
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Auguste<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
2nd Place<br />
James Caffrey<br />
Miguel<br />
Rosto Solis<br />
3rd Place<br />
Reyes Santos<br />
4th Place<br />
Judy Johnson<br />
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tramp<br />
hobo<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
James Dixon<br />
2nd Place<br />
Richard Westbrook<br />
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Issue
Lite<br />
Auguste<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
2nd Place<br />
Ann Sanders<br />
Jeanne Woska<br />
3rd Place<br />
Janna Gerdel<br />
4th Place<br />
Sandra Winstead<br />
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Comedy<br />
White face<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
3rd Place<br />
Michael Becvar<br />
2nd Place<br />
Bill Young<br />
Spangle The Clown<br />
4th Place<br />
Vickey Garrett<br />
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Classic<br />
White face<br />
Luis Casiano<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
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6th Place<br />
Patti Coombs<br />
5th Place<br />
Dale FlashBerg<br />
4th Place<br />
Newall Barker<br />
9th Place<br />
Elizabeth Lavergne<br />
7th Place<br />
James DeWilde<br />
8th Place<br />
Alejandra<br />
Texidor Perez<br />
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Issue
Senior<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
2nd Place<br />
Barbara Bird<br />
Bruce Long<br />
3rd Place<br />
Dawn Marie<br />
Pearson<br />
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Character<br />
3rd Place<br />
Jeffrey G. Hogue<br />
2nd Place<br />
Kynisha<br />
Ducre-Jarreau<br />
5th Place<br />
Paula Ward<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
Katie Harmke<br />
4th Place<br />
Julie Wright<br />
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Single balloon<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
3rd Place<br />
Julie Wright<br />
4th Place<br />
Luis Casiano<br />
2nd Place<br />
Jeffrey G. Hogue<br />
5th Place<br />
Newall Barker<br />
Kynisha<br />
Ducre-Jarreau<br />
7th Place<br />
Pam Mulhall<br />
6th Place<br />
Bruce Long<br />
10th Place<br />
Michael Becvar<br />
9th Place<br />
Judy Johnson<br />
8th Place<br />
Ann Sanders<br />
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Multi Balloon<br />
2nd Place<br />
Spangle The Clown<br />
3rd Place<br />
Judy Johnson<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
Julie Wright<br />
4th Place<br />
Michael Becvar<br />
5th Place<br />
Jill Schmidt<br />
9th Place<br />
Bruce Long<br />
6th Place<br />
Kynisha<br />
Ducre-Jarreau<br />
10th Place<br />
Pam Mulhall<br />
7th Place<br />
Bill Young<br />
8th Place<br />
Luis Casiano<br />
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Balloon Arrangements<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
3rd Place<br />
Spangle The Clown<br />
2nd Place<br />
Pam Mulhall<br />
Julie Wright<br />
6th Place<br />
Bruce Long<br />
4th Place<br />
Kynisha<br />
Ducre-Jarreau<br />
5th Place<br />
Judy Johnson<br />
10th Place<br />
Bill Young<br />
7th Place<br />
Reyes Santos<br />
8th Place<br />
Ann Sanders<br />
9th Place<br />
Ronald Metz<br />
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Cheek Art<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
Ann Sanders<br />
2nd Place<br />
Judy Johnson<br />
3th Place<br />
Kynisha<br />
Ducre-Jarreau<br />
4th Place<br />
Julie Wright<br />
5th Place<br />
James DeWilde<br />
6th Place<br />
Sharon Cohen<br />
7th Place<br />
Reyes Santos<br />
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Face painting<br />
Full Face<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
3rd Place<br />
Sharon Cohen<br />
2nd Place<br />
Ann Sanders<br />
Kynisha<br />
Ducre-Jarreau<br />
4th Place<br />
Judy Johnson<br />
5th Place<br />
Luis Casiano<br />
6th Place<br />
Reyes Santos<br />
7th Place<br />
Julie Wright<br />
8th Place<br />
Larry Sillman<br />
9th Place<br />
Vickey Garrett<br />
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group<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
The Shell Game<br />
Newall Barker<br />
Roger Brakebill<br />
Bruce Long<br />
Nancy Morehouse<br />
Richard Westbrook<br />
2nd Place<br />
“Letter from Mom”<br />
James Dixon<br />
Rob Moffett<br />
3rd Place<br />
“Talking Machine”<br />
Rene Gallaher<br />
Jamye Sims<br />
4th Place<br />
“The Check Up”<br />
5th Place<br />
“Balloons for Sale”<br />
Debbie Fowler<br />
Kenny Fowler<br />
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6th Place<br />
“Gone Fishing”<br />
Ray Hapner<br />
Gloria Sterrett<br />
7th Place<br />
“The Boss”<br />
Angel Morales<br />
Carmen Periti<br />
Alejandra Perez<br />
Reyes Santos<br />
Miguel Rosto Solis<br />
Jenny Lou Rodriguez<br />
Michael Becvar<br />
Katie Harmke
Skit<br />
Single<br />
3rd Place<br />
“Dance”<br />
Roger Brakebill<br />
2nd Place<br />
“She's Got You”<br />
Debbie Fowler<br />
1st<br />
Place<br />
4th Place<br />
“Congratulations<br />
Mr. Clown”<br />
Luis Casiano<br />
7th Place<br />
“World's Greatest<br />
Baseball Player”<br />
Michael Becvar<br />
5th Place<br />
“That's Magic”<br />
Judy Johnson<br />
6th Place<br />
“The Audition”<br />
James Caffrey<br />
The Proposal<br />
James Dixon<br />
8th Place<br />
“Hokey Pocus”<br />
Jeffrey G. Hogue<br />
9th Place<br />
“Cave Over the Hill”<br />
Kynisha<br />
Ducre-Jarreau<br />
10th Place<br />
“Acme Employment<br />
Agency”<br />
Rene Gallaher
Paradability<br />
group<br />
In categories<br />
with 5 or fewer<br />
competitors, the<br />
placement is based<br />
on percentile<br />
achievements.<br />
2nd Place<br />
“Drag Queen”<br />
Susan Dorland<br />
Sheila Gleason<br />
Judy Quest<br />
Kathy Scofield<br />
Teresa Ziska<br />
Single<br />
3rd Place<br />
“Broken Bike”<br />
Bruce Long<br />
6th Place<br />
“Help Shave<br />
the Whales”<br />
Rene Gallaher<br />
3rd Place<br />
“Tinkle Bear”<br />
Alejandra<br />
Texidor Perez<br />
Miguel Rosto Solis<br />
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1st<br />
Place<br />
2nd Place<br />
“Here Comes<br />
The Queen”<br />
Jeffrey G. Hogue<br />
5th Place<br />
“Who's Walking<br />
Who?”<br />
Kynisha<br />
Ducre-Jarreau<br />
“Yikes!”<br />
Katie Harmke<br />
4th Place<br />
“Pop Art”<br />
Debbie Fowler<br />
7th Place<br />
“Rolling 20 Tee”<br />
Reyes Santos<br />
8th Place<br />
“Going Down<br />
The Drain”<br />
Julie Wright<br />
9th Place<br />
“Elephants<br />
Are Coming”<br />
Judy Johnson<br />
10th Place<br />
“Boom Box”<br />
Larry Sillman<br />
May/June <strong>2012</strong> Page 41
Congratulations<br />
Pam Bacher (r) presents Merilyn Berrett with her Lifetime<br />
Achievment Award. Woohooo, way to go Merilyn.<br />
Teresa Gretton(l) presents Mike Becvar and Katie Harmke<br />
of Kapitol Klowns with the Alley C.H.A.R.L.E. Award for<br />
Clown Week 2011. Not present was John Sullivan<br />
who won the 2011 Individual Award.<br />
Pam Bacher enjoyed the honor of presenting Judy Phelps<br />
and her daughter Jodi Colgan with the Ring Of Honor<br />
certificate in honor of Dennis Phelps.<br />
Pam Bacher and Mike Cox present Tom Newton with the<br />
Ring Of Honor certificate in honor of Pat Newton.<br />
Tom Newton presented Glenn Kohlberger with the Editor's<br />
Choice Award for all of his help with The New Calliope.<br />
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Paddee Embrey accepts the Best of Press Award for the<br />
Rose City Clown Alley's newsletter, the Red Nose Newz.<br />
The New Calliope
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The New Calliope
Junior<br />
Joey<br />
Update<br />
by<br />
Cheri Venturi,<br />
Director of Education<br />
The Junior Joey program<br />
started with some concern<br />
about attendance, but we<br />
ended with great hope and<br />
enthusiasm for the future. As<br />
many of you know, COAI<br />
has tried to enroll more<br />
students in our convention<br />
program but many schools<br />
will not allow the joeys to<br />
take the time off or give them<br />
credit for attending. Thus our<br />
enrollment has not been what<br />
we had expected over the<br />
past two or three years. Due<br />
to the time commitment and<br />
dedication to the program,<br />
the Board had to make a<br />
minimum requirement if the<br />
program was to be an all-day<br />
event. We decided to make it<br />
for five students.<br />
By the time the<br />
convention was a week<br />
away, we found out one<br />
student could not come at<br />
all and the others could<br />
only attend on Saturday.<br />
After much discussion we<br />
changed the format and<br />
decided to continue with a<br />
shortened schedule. With the<br />
cooperation of the host Alley<br />
the students were able to<br />
attend the morning sessions<br />
with the JJ staff and then<br />
select the classes or events<br />
that they wanted to attend<br />
on their own, for the same JJ<br />
registration fee.<br />
Am I glad that I had the<br />
pleasure of working with<br />
three of the most talented<br />
girls: Blake “Dot,” Riann<br />
“Dip,” and Janae “JoJo”<br />
as well as our one boy,<br />
Max “Blackbird.” What<br />
a trouper! He arrived on<br />
Saturday and joined right<br />
in the group. He did a super<br />
job learning everything<br />
in crash collision time.<br />
Thanks to the girls for<br />
helping him and including<br />
him in everything. These<br />
four students were the most<br />
enthusiastic and energetic<br />
clowns I have had the<br />
pleasure of instructing.<br />
Obviously they had a great<br />
deal of training before<br />
they arrived and were very<br />
confident in their clown<br />
characters. They were<br />
willing to try anything and<br />
everything. They were<br />
eager to practice and create<br />
personal touches to make<br />
the skits their own. They<br />
loved the magic and each<br />
one chose to demonstrate<br />
a trick at the performance<br />
on Saturday. They did a<br />
splendid job of leading off<br />
the parade on Saturday and<br />
showed us their great moves<br />
on the dance floor at the<br />
theme party.<br />
Here are a few comments<br />
that the girls sent back.<br />
Junior Joeys lead the way for the Paradability contestants.<br />
Thanks to Kendra (Boss<br />
Clown), we were able to get<br />
them and the pictures.<br />
I had a great time during<br />
the junior joey program.<br />
I learned about big<br />
movements and hiding the<br />
small ones. I really enjoyed<br />
spending time with all the<br />
people who spent their time<br />
teaching us. Thank you so<br />
much. Riann “Dip”<br />
I really liked learning<br />
how to better express<br />
myself, especially with<br />
facial expressions. It was<br />
all such a fun experience;<br />
the parade, our program,<br />
the magic, and more! I now<br />
know how to use a thumb tip<br />
and am excited to try it out!<br />
The scholarship was also<br />
awesome. Blake “Dot”<br />
I learned many things at<br />
clown camp. Our Jr. Joey<br />
class was a class for just<br />
kids and clowns in training.<br />
Mostly we learned makeup<br />
techniques, magic tricks, and<br />
acting tips. My favorite part<br />
was clown ministry where<br />
magic tricks were turned<br />
into illusions of God. I also<br />
learned that Elvis sweats a<br />
lot! Janae “ JoJo”<br />
I would like to thank<br />
all the Board members<br />
who contributed their time<br />
to teach the Junior Joeys<br />
as well as those that gave<br />
their support for continuing<br />
the program in spite of<br />
not meeting the minimum<br />
registrations. I would like<br />
to especially thank Georgia<br />
for bringing all the props<br />
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continued from page 45<br />
and teaching the students<br />
the skits. As you can see<br />
they really appreciated your<br />
efforts and the knowledge<br />
you shared. I would also<br />
like to thank those who<br />
donated $109 to the Junior<br />
Joey program at the auction,<br />
in addition to Jim Harkness<br />
who donated his $50<br />
drawing. Judy Johnson gave<br />
each student a wonderful<br />
clown bag of goodies, chock<br />
full of magic, balloons,<br />
snacks and fun information.<br />
Thank you Judy. A special<br />
thank you to Candy Will<br />
for starting the Junior Joey<br />
program years ago and<br />
for making all the balloon<br />
horses for the parade.<br />
If our future is in their<br />
hands, we sure have a<br />
bright and shining one to<br />
look forward to.<br />
Major<br />
Announcement<br />
Always striving to grow<br />
in the art of clowning,<br />
COAI and The Red Skelton<br />
School have teamed up to<br />
present a joint Junior Joey<br />
camp. This year COAI is<br />
sending four instructors to<br />
the Red Skelton School in<br />
Vincennes, Indiana.<br />
We are most excited<br />
about this for the future of<br />
Junior Joey education as<br />
COAI has acknowledged the<br />
need to adapt their program<br />
to fit in with present school<br />
regulations and restrictions.<br />
For more information please<br />
go to our website. It is a<br />
wonderful opportunity for<br />
parents and Junior Joeys<br />
to attend a well established<br />
program at a minimal cost.<br />
If you are a COAI member,<br />
you and your Junior Joey<br />
can attend for five days,<br />
lodging and three meals<br />
a day included. If you are<br />
a parent or guardian and<br />
coming to support your<br />
Junior Joey or would like<br />
to volunteer your time but<br />
not attend classes yourself<br />
a family rate is available.<br />
Although it may be too late<br />
to plan for this year, you<br />
may want to start planning<br />
for next year. Reserve you<br />
space early as we have a<br />
limit of 30 students each<br />
year. What a wholesome<br />
family opportunity!<br />
Although it is dorm living, it<br />
isn’t like it used to be: Super<br />
rooms, with big screen TV<br />
in outer rooms and private<br />
bathrooms. Call me if you<br />
have any questions.<br />
l l l<br />
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Last Walk-Around<br />
Joseph Dunn<br />
My husband, life partner<br />
and love of my life “Paddy<br />
the Clown” died April 7th<br />
after battling brain cancer<br />
for almost four months. He<br />
will surely be missed by the<br />
thousands of children and<br />
adults he entertained and<br />
by the many charity events<br />
he attended. Some of his<br />
charities are the Verizon<br />
Pioneers, Juvenile Diabetes,<br />
American Heart Association,<br />
Empire State Games for<br />
the Physically Challenged,<br />
various political fundraisers<br />
with Assemblyman Joe<br />
Saladino and Peter King,<br />
Luke Neuhedel Foundation,<br />
American Cancer Society,<br />
Annual Breast Cancer Walk,<br />
and hundreds of 7-Eleven<br />
community affairs, as well<br />
as many small local charities<br />
and fundraisers. The list is<br />
nearly endless… He was<br />
truly a “giving” clown, joked<br />
often about the blessings of<br />
being “good for nothing”<br />
and shared his miles of<br />
smiles throughout his life,<br />
especially during his 35<br />
years as a clown. Heaven is a<br />
better place with him in it.<br />
If a clown close to you has passed, we would very much like to honor that clown with his or her last walk-around.<br />
You can submit your Last Walk-Around obitituary and photo to: NewCalliope Editor @comcast.net<br />
or you can snail mail to:<br />
New Calliope Magazine<br />
c/o Newton Studios,<br />
370 W. Dearborn St, Suite B,<br />
Englewood, FL 34223.<br />
If emailing, please be sure to send a high resolution photo.<br />
Our Good Cheer List<br />
Please take a minute and spread a few words<br />
of cheer with a card or note to one of<br />
our less fortunate members.<br />
Ms. Jackie “Lollibells” Garner<br />
418 Sharmain Place<br />
San Antonio, TX 78221-1846<br />
Dr. Dave “Sneezer” Hoffner<br />
13728 Greenwood Ave. N, #012<br />
Seattle, WA 98133<br />
Barbara “Patches” Nichols<br />
504 College Place<br />
Kingsville, TX 78363-4901<br />
Betty Schultz<br />
8300 NW Barry Road, Apt 238<br />
Kansas City, MO 64153<br />
Frank “Famus Fumbles” Recor<br />
C/O Crystal River Health & Rehab<br />
136 N.E. 12th Ave., Room 19N<br />
Crystal River, FL 34429<br />
Sissy Womack<br />
2602 Maplewood Road<br />
Richmond, VA 23228<br />
Roland “Rolo the Clown” Wood<br />
60 River Road<br />
Edwards, NY 13635<br />
Fred Schlosshauer,<br />
Good Cheer Chairman<br />
8 Alanon Street<br />
Whippany, NJ 07981<br />
973-887-2617<br />
oscarboj@aol.com<br />
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Why Not Give A Gift That<br />
Will Keep On Giving?<br />
Why Not Gift<br />
A COAI Membership?<br />
See the application on page 49<br />
or call the Business Office.<br />
USA Toll Free 877.816.6941<br />
941-474-4351<br />
www.coai.org<br />
How To Register On The Website<br />
• Log in to www.coai.org and Click on “Register”<br />
• Fill In your Username, First Name and Last Name<br />
in the spaces provided.<br />
• Next screen, choose CURRENT MEMBER<br />
• Continue, filling out all the pertinent information.<br />
• In the billing section, put a 0 in for family<br />
members. If you have family members, have them<br />
register after you. In the comments field please<br />
note who your family members are. Select “Bill<br />
Me” - you will receive a bill for $0 (because this<br />
is an automated system, we need to get your profile<br />
information without you being charged.)<br />
• Once your submission is approved you'll be<br />
able to start working on your profile preferences<br />
and exploring our site.<br />
• For more information on registering, see your<br />
January/February 2011 New Calliope or call the<br />
business office: M-F, 9-5, EST.<br />
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Clowns of America International<br />
Application and Renewal form<br />
Name: First Middle Initial Last<br />
Street:<br />
City:<br />
State: Zip: Country:<br />
Phone (required):<br />
E-mail:<br />
Date of Birth (required): Age: Male/Female<br />
Clown Name:<br />
Alley Affiliation:<br />
Your COAI Number(if renewing):<br />
Referring Sponsor (if any): Sponsor’s COAI Number:<br />
Gift A Membership<br />
Please gift a membership to the person on this form.<br />
I wish to remain anonymous.<br />
I wish for you to identify me to the recipient.<br />
I wish to write a note: ___________________________<br />
________________________________________________<br />
________________________________________________<br />
________________________________________________<br />
________________________________________________<br />
________________________________________________<br />
Please give us your name and phone number so that we can<br />
contact you if necessary. If you wish to remain anonymous<br />
check the box above and we will not reveal your identity.<br />
___________________________________________________<br />
Name Phone #<br />
Annual Membership Dues Rates<br />
NEW U.S.: $40 Active Renewal: $35<br />
NEW International (U.S. funds): $45 Family Renewal (U.S. & Intl.): $17<br />
NEW Senior (65 +): $30 International Renewal (U.S. funds): $40<br />
NEW Senior Intl. (65 +, U.S. funds): $35 Senior Renewal (65 +): $25<br />
NEW Junior Joey (age 8-15): $30 Senior Intl. Renewal (65 +, U.S. funds): $30<br />
LIFETIME Membership: $500 Junior Joey Renewal (age 8-15): $25<br />
• Seniors and Junior Joeys must provide proof of age with application (copy of Birth Certificate, License, etc.)<br />
• Seniors must be age 65 or older within the enrollment or renewal year. Junior Joeys must be age 8 to 15 in the<br />
enrollment year.<br />
• Children age 8 to 15 can choose to join as Family or Junior Joey. Family members can be any age.<br />
• Full members and Junior Joeys receive The New Calliope. Family members do not receive The New Calliope.<br />
Check No. __________<br />
Visa<br />
MasterCard<br />
Discover<br />
Payment Method<br />
Credit Card # __________________________________________________________________<br />
Expiration Date: _______________________ CC Verification Code (3 digits) ______________<br />
Signature<br />
Send Form To:<br />
Clowns of America Intl. Inc. • P.O. Box 1171 • Englewood FL 34295-1171 USA<br />
Phone: 877-816-6941 • 941-474-4351 • Fax: 941-474-8317 • Web site: www.coai.org<br />
All memberships to COAI are on an annual basis.<br />
May/June <strong>2012</strong> Page 49
CLOWNS OF AMERICA INTERNATIONAL<br />
FORMULARIO DE APPLICACION Y RENOVACION<br />
Nombre: Primero Iniciales: Apellidos<br />
Calle:<br />
Ciudad: Urbanización / Barriada: Pueblo: Zona Postal:<br />
Número de Teléfono: E-mail:<br />
Fecha de Nacimiento: Edad: Masculino/Femenino:<br />
Nombre de Payaso/a: Afiliado: Nombre del alley<br />
Número de COAI (renovación):<br />
Referido por:<br />
Numero de COAI del Referido:<br />
Regale Una Membresía<br />
Por favor regale la membresia a la persona indicado en esta forma.<br />
Deseo permanecer anónimo.<br />
Deseo que usted me identifique al recipiente.Deseo escribir<br />
Deseo escribir una nota.________________________________<br />
_______________________________________________________<br />
_______________________________________________________<br />
_______________________________________________________<br />
_______________________________________________________<br />
_______________________________________________________<br />
Por favor dénos su nombre y número de teléfono de modo que<br />
nosotros podamos ponernos en contacto con usted si fuera<br />
necesario. Si usted desea quedarse anónimo, haga una señal in la caja<br />
indicada arriba y no revelaremos su identidad.<br />
___________________________________________________<br />
Nombre<br />
#Teléfono<br />
Tarifas Anuales de Membresía<br />
Nuevos miembros (US) $40<br />
Nuevos miembros (Int’l) $45<br />
Nuevos miembros Seniors (65+ US) $30<br />
Nuevos miembros Seniors (65+ Int’l) $35<br />
Nuevos miembros Júnior Joey (edades 8-15) $30<br />
Membresía de por Vida $500<br />
Renovación (US) $35<br />
Renovación (Int’l) $40<br />
Renovación Miembros (Seniors 65+ US) $25<br />
Renovación Miembros Senior (65+ Int’l) $30<br />
Renovación Júnior Joey (edades 8-15) $25<br />
Membresía Familiar *(cada uno) $17<br />
para miembros adicionales de un hogar<br />
* Estados Unidos o Países Internacionales)<br />
* Seniors y Júnior Joeys deben proveer prueba de edad junto a su solicitud.<br />
* Seniors deben ser de 65 años de edad o mayor durante la matrícula o año de renovación<br />
* Júnior Joey debe estar entre las edades de 8 y 15 años durante el año de la solicitud.<br />
* Niños entre las edades de 8 y 15 años pueden escoger entre Familia o Júnior Joey… los miembros de familia pueden tener cualquier edad.<br />
* Miembros completos y Júnior Joeys reciben The New Calliope, miembros de la familia no recibirían copias adicionales…<br />
Favor de enviar en US $ dólares solamente.<br />
Cheque a nombre de: __________<br />
Método de Pago<br />
Visa<br />
MasterCard<br />
Discover<br />
Firma y Teléfono: (Se requiere para las tarjetas de crédito) Número de Teléfono:___________________________<br />
Número de Tarjeta de Crédito __________________________________________________________________<br />
Fecha de Expiración : _______________________ Código de Verificación (3 dígitos) ______________<br />
Firma<br />
Enviar formulario a:<br />
Clowns Of America, International, Inc. (COAI), P.O. Box 1171, Englewood, FL 34295-1171 USA<br />
Teléfono 1-877-816-6941 • 941-474-4351 • Fax 941-474-8317 • Página Web: www.coai.org<br />
Clasificación de Membresía<br />
1. Todas las membresías a COAI se hacen en bases anuales.<br />
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Donald W. Adams<br />
E Springfield, PA<br />
Dusty<br />
Mayra Alonso<br />
Clark, NJ<br />
May The Clown<br />
Sandra Anderson<br />
North Richland Hills, TX<br />
Fiddle Britches<br />
Alvin L. Birt<br />
Raytown, MO<br />
Maynard The Moocher<br />
Lori Blyth<br />
Bloomer, WI<br />
Plywood<br />
Jonna L Brakebill<br />
Owasso, OK<br />
Justin Brodie<br />
Canton, OK<br />
Big Red<br />
Tera Bush<br />
Williamsport, PA<br />
Marty Pants<br />
Graham D. Campbell<br />
Truro, NS Canada<br />
Beeper<br />
Lori Campbell<br />
Bristol, TN<br />
Wiggles<br />
Francis T. Cancro<br />
Belmont, NC<br />
Frankie<br />
Rita Case<br />
Leeds, AL<br />
Plum Cute<br />
June Castle<br />
Mascoutah, IL<br />
Flo-Mingo<br />
Linda S. Champion<br />
Birmingham, AL<br />
Peppermint<br />
Roger Chapanis<br />
Sammamish, WA<br />
William R. Chappell<br />
DeRuyter, NY<br />
Smilo<br />
Donita M Cohorst<br />
Marysville, KS<br />
Clayton W. Cox<br />
Hardin, KY<br />
Gerald Allen Crabb<br />
Lakeland, FL<br />
Pockets D Clown<br />
William Cunningham<br />
Boise, ID<br />
Cornelius T Clown<br />
Lee Czajkowski<br />
Saratoga, NY<br />
Janie Tuley Davis<br />
Bartlesville, OK<br />
Laydee Bug<br />
Sandy DeSosa<br />
New Port Richey, FL<br />
Butterfly<br />
Joe DiFiore<br />
Adams, TN<br />
Cuffs<br />
Charlotte Dismukes<br />
Birmingham, AL<br />
Lot-Tee-Dah<br />
Mark T. Dunleavy<br />
Philadelphia, PA<br />
Sir Dim of Witty<br />
Kalia Eichengreen<br />
Haifa, Israel<br />
Lihahaha or Lucky Star<br />
Debbie Eichner<br />
Baltimore, MD<br />
Butterscotch<br />
Evan Eichner<br />
Baltimore, MD<br />
Slushee<br />
Nixzaida Rodriguez<br />
Escribano<br />
Gurabo, Puerto Rico<br />
Pintita<br />
Tony Angelo Ferrante<br />
Winder, GA<br />
Tone-Deaf the<br />
Musical Hobo<br />
Susan Fitzpatrick<br />
Cape Coral, FL<br />
Lilly<br />
Kate Fontaine<br />
Westhampton, MA<br />
Pinwheel<br />
April Ann Fredericks<br />
Montgomery, AL<br />
Shoo<br />
Theresa Gillis<br />
Holland, MI<br />
Peaches<br />
Greg Scott Gosselin<br />
Pike Road, AL<br />
Goosie<br />
Jim Green<br />
Thunder Bay, ON Canada<br />
Fraydee<br />
Joan Green<br />
Thunder Bay, ON Canada<br />
Freckles<br />
Nick Guthro<br />
Pictou, NS Canada<br />
Happy<br />
Archie D Harris<br />
Davenport, IA<br />
Lucky Bo<br />
Elaine Howell<br />
Arlington, TX<br />
Murcee<br />
Angus S. Lamond Jr.<br />
North Chesterfield, VA<br />
Mc Tug Boat<br />
Robert L Lewis<br />
Damascus, MD<br />
Janet L. Maguire<br />
Kentwood, MI<br />
Janoramma<br />
Paula Ann Moors<br />
Petaluma, CA<br />
Sunshine Annee<br />
Shannon M. Morgan<br />
West Melbourne, FL<br />
Cookie, Cookie The Clown<br />
Jo Ann Narewski<br />
Columbia, SC<br />
Joyfulheart<br />
Osa Nuenlis-Zavala<br />
Fort Meyers, FL<br />
Little Ms Osa<br />
Dallas H O'Dell<br />
Monticello, MN<br />
Odie<br />
Brenda Pace<br />
Fletcher, NC<br />
Caasi<br />
John Pankowicz<br />
Clifton, NJ<br />
Fumbles<br />
Nikki Pankowicz<br />
Clifton, NJ<br />
Twinkles<br />
Gregory L. Parks<br />
Minneapolis, MN<br />
Carmen Peire De<br />
Pastor<br />
Guaynabo, PR<br />
Cheryl Peters<br />
Kansas City, MO<br />
Petunia<br />
Ginger Prior<br />
Saint Petersburg, FL<br />
Cotton Dandy<br />
Janice Ralston<br />
Hoover, AL<br />
Miss Priss<br />
Alejandro Ramirez<br />
Houston, TX<br />
Alejandro<br />
Miguel A. Resto-Solis<br />
Trujillo Alto, PR<br />
Tatin<br />
Valerie S. Rodriguez<br />
Cape Coral, FL<br />
Ms Kitty<br />
Reyes Santos<br />
Cidra, PR<br />
Boton<br />
Lana L. Sceiford<br />
Albuquerque, NM<br />
Poppie<br />
Mildred Lea Shartzer<br />
Corydon, IN<br />
Silly Milly<br />
Brian Shannon Shaw<br />
Paris, TN<br />
Raggles Raggermuffin<br />
Patricia A. Steele<br />
Haines City, FL<br />
Patti Pat<br />
Michael Terry<br />
San Diego, CA<br />
Story Catcher Mike<br />
Alejandra Texidor-Perez<br />
San Juan, PR<br />
Redonda<br />
C. Michael Thayer<br />
Grand Junction, CO<br />
Pooh Bear<br />
Tal S. Thompson<br />
Richmond, VA<br />
Johnnie Lee Trivette<br />
Bethany, OK<br />
BanJo<br />
Josephine G. Wicker<br />
Arden, NC<br />
Pansy Jo<br />
Ernest Wilbelmy<br />
Shelburne Falls, MA<br />
Willy Nilly<br />
Madge Will<br />
Centerville, OH<br />
Dribbles<br />
Deborah Withers<br />
Omaha, NE<br />
Doodlebug<br />
Silvia Zavala-Flores<br />
Fort Meyers, FL<br />
Silly Ms. Silvia<br />
May/June <strong>2012</strong> Page 51
Budget<br />
As approved at the General Membership Meeting April, <strong>2012</strong><br />
Revenue 2011-<strong>2012</strong> <strong>2012</strong>-2013<br />
Equity Fund Transfer $0 $10,000<br />
Membership $99,000 $91,505<br />
Lifetime Membership $100 $70<br />
Magazine Ads $40,000 $30,000<br />
Merchandise $6,000 $3,000<br />
Junior Joey Auction Funds $100 $100<br />
Education $0 $0<br />
Convention $2,500 $5,000<br />
Interest $1,500 $800<br />
Misc $150 $500<br />
Web Page $100 $0<br />
CD Revenue $100 $0<br />
Education Auction Revenue $2,000 $5,000<br />
Scholarship Endowment Fund $500 $500<br />
TOTAL $152,050 $146,475<br />
Expenses<br />
Bank Charges/Returned Checks $300 $1,500<br />
Credit Card fee $2,000 $2,000<br />
New Calliope Expenses $80,000 $75,000<br />
Nat'l Office Expense $22,000 $25,000<br />
Board Supplies $500 $0<br />
Fall Board Meeting $12,000 $7,000<br />
Ambassadors $125 $0<br />
Spring Board Meeting $7,500 $8,000<br />
Officers Phone & Postage $600 $200<br />
COAI Grant $500 $750<br />
Education $1,000 $500<br />
Scholarships $2,000 $1,500<br />
Scholarship Endowment $500 $750<br />
Convention Expense $2,000 $2,000<br />
Trophies $1,500 $2,000<br />
Printed Material $1,500 $1,500<br />
Equipment Purchase $200 $0<br />
100% Alley Education Mat $0 $0<br />
Merchandise $1,000 $1,000<br />
Jr. Joey Merchandise $50 $0<br />
Clown Week $100 $50<br />
Coty Promotion Expenses $0 $0<br />
Excellence in Clowning $50 $0<br />
Clown of the Year $500 $0<br />
Special Projects $0 $0<br />
Promotion and Publicity $100 $0<br />
Misc $200 $500<br />
Prof. Organization Dues $0 $0<br />
Professional Services $3,000 $5,000<br />
Web Page $6,000 $6,000<br />
Insurance-Board $2,000 $2,000<br />
Media Liability Insurance $3,035 $3,035<br />
Trademark LLC $190 $190<br />
Federal Income Tax $1,500 $1,000<br />
Audio Director $100 $0<br />
Director at Large $0 $0<br />
TOTAL $152,050 $146,475<br />
Page 52<br />
Financial Report<br />
Clowns of America International<br />
Income, expense and balance statement<br />
Jan/Feb <strong>2012</strong><br />
Year To Date<br />
Revenue<br />
Membership $4,765 $57,895<br />
Lifetime Membership $0 $0<br />
Magazine Ads $3,926 $17,867<br />
Merchandise $544 $896<br />
Education $0 $0<br />
Convention $0 $5,000<br />
Interest $59 $395<br />
Lowe Collection $0 $0<br />
Miscellaneous $1,336 $1,366<br />
Web Page $0 $0<br />
Education Auction Revenue $0 $0<br />
Junior Joey Auction Revenue $0 $0<br />
TOTAL $10,630 $83,419<br />
Expenses<br />
Bank Chgs / Returned Checks $222 $1,921<br />
Checks $0 $0<br />
Credit Card Fees $118 $1,493<br />
New Calliope Editor Fees $5,300 $21,200<br />
New Calliope Production $4,562 $18,532<br />
New Calliope Postage $2,128 $6,264<br />
Other New Calliope Fees $0 $236<br />
Nat'l Office Business Manager $2,147 $17,610<br />
National Office Phone $0 $0<br />
National Office Postage $54 $527<br />
National Office Misc. $0 $292<br />
Board Expenses Other $0 $0<br />
Fall Board Meeting $0 $6,078<br />
State And Intern. Ambassadors $0 $0<br />
Spring Board Meeting $0 $0<br />
Officer's Phone & Postage $44 $171<br />
Educational Support $0 $267<br />
Convention Expense $0 $3,250<br />
Trophies $0 $0<br />
Printed Material $0 $0<br />
Grants $0 $0<br />
Alley Support $0 $0<br />
Merchandise $0 -$188<br />
Excellence In Clowning $0 $0<br />
Clown Week $0 $0<br />
Clown Of The Year $0 $8<br />
Jr. Joey Expense $0 $0<br />
Special Projects $0 $0<br />
Audio Director $0 $0<br />
Lowe Collection Expense $0 $725<br />
Promotion & Publicity $0 $0<br />
Miscellaneous Expense $0 $0<br />
Shipping $0 $0<br />
Organization Dues $0 $0<br />
Professional Services $0 $956<br />
Web Page Expense $0 $5,995<br />
Insurance $100 $1,294<br />
Directory Expense $0 $0<br />
Media Liability Insurance $0 $0<br />
Federal Income Tax $231 $604<br />
TOTAL $14,906 $87,235<br />
Florida Shores Bank $49,079<br />
Money Market Accounts $32,392<br />
Sholarship Account $21,355<br />
Contingecy Reserve $37,114<br />
National Office Operating Fund $400<br />
Total $140,340<br />
(Amounts given to the nearest dollar)<br />
Respectfully submitted, Candyce Will, Treasurer<br />
The Financial report shown above meets the motion made by<br />
our general membership to provide a financial statement to<br />
the general membership every 6 months of its fiscal year.<br />
Based on the view of 3 CPA’S and legal counsel.<br />
The New Calliope
Calendar<br />
June 5-10, <strong>2012</strong><br />
Red Skelton Clown School<br />
Vincennes, IN<br />
www.RedSkeltonClownSchool.com<br />
July 11-15, <strong>2012</strong><br />
Clown Jam<br />
Branson, MO<br />
www.ClownJam.com<br />
July 30-August 5, <strong>2012</strong><br />
California Clown Campin'<br />
San Bernardino, CA<br />
www.californiaclowncampin.org<br />
californiaclowncampin@yahoo.com<br />
951-310-7087<br />
Please note that the dates for<br />
California Clown Campin' were<br />
incorrect in the March/April<br />
Issue. We regret the error.<br />
August 1-5, <strong>2012</strong><br />
TCA Convention<br />
Irving, TX<br />
www.texasclownassociation.com<br />
817-282-6555<br />
August, 20-24, <strong>2012</strong><br />
The American Clown Academy<br />
Newark, OH<br />
www.americanclownacademy.com<br />
614-256-7905<br />
September 13-15, <strong>2012</strong><br />
Circus Magic West<br />
San Diego, CA<br />
www.CircusMagicWest.com<br />
September 5-9, <strong>2012</strong><br />
SECA<br />
Jacksonville, FL<br />
www.southeastclownassoc.com<br />
dhale5@att.net<br />
September 14-16, <strong>2012</strong><br />
Clownfest <strong>2012</strong><br />
Seaside Heights, NJ<br />
www.Clownfest.com<br />
Clownfest@aol.com<br />
732-747-3841<br />
October 3-7, <strong>2012</strong><br />
Midwest Roundup<br />
Davenport, IA<br />
midwestroundupwebsite.com<br />
October 19 & 20, <strong>2012</strong><br />
Kapitol Klown's Workshop<br />
College Park, MD<br />
www.KapitolKlowns.com<br />
bunkytclown@comcast.net<br />
November 1-4, <strong>2012</strong><br />
Kentucky Clown Derby<br />
Clarksville, IN<br />
www.KentuckyClownDerby.com<br />
November 7-11, <strong>2012</strong><br />
MACA<br />
New Cumberland, PA<br />
www.midatlanticclownassociation.com<br />
November 11-15, <strong>2012</strong><br />
WRCA<br />
Laughlin, NV<br />
http://westregionclowns.org<br />
April 16-21, 2013<br />
COAI Convention<br />
Catching the Spirit<br />
Of Richmond<br />
Richmond, Virginia<br />
clownalley3@ yahoo.com<br />
www.clownalley3.com<br />
Do you know of any<br />
clown conventions<br />
or workshops that<br />
ought to be listed?<br />
email the information to:<br />
NewCalliopeEditor@comcast.net<br />
Southeast Regional VP<br />
by Kent Sheets<br />
By the time you read<br />
this, many of you will be<br />
recovering from another<br />
great COAI convention.<br />
Another great<br />
opportunity I know of is<br />
scheduled for July 30 to<br />
August 3, the Fellowship<br />
of Christian Magicians’<br />
Convention at Indiana<br />
Wesleyan University in<br />
Marion, IN. The FCM<br />
convention is not just<br />
magic. FCM covers<br />
the performing arts of<br />
magic, ventriloquism,<br />
balloons, clowning, face<br />
art, storytelling, drama/<br />
mime, juggling, and<br />
puppets. The convention is<br />
a week-long program with<br />
over 150 workshops. It is<br />
an excellent educational<br />
opportunity. In addition<br />
to the outstanding classes,<br />
the evening programs have<br />
performers from all over the<br />
US and the World. Visit the<br />
website at www.fcm.org. If<br />
you convince two of your<br />
friends to attend with you,<br />
you can qualify for a free<br />
registration.<br />
Another event I hope<br />
you have started planning<br />
for is Clown Week, August<br />
1-7 - Our very own week!<br />
It is a great opportunity to<br />
clown all over town, from<br />
getting proclamations,<br />
entertaining at nursery<br />
schools, retirement homes,<br />
churches, the mall or<br />
shopping areas<br />
to wherever<br />
you can find an<br />
audience. Skits and balloons<br />
with the seasoned clowns<br />
has always been one of the<br />
best training experiences<br />
for new clowns. Schedule<br />
daily events for your alley<br />
members to entertain. There<br />
is nothing better than when<br />
a person receives his own<br />
sponge clown nose from a<br />
clown.<br />
My favorite convention<br />
is September, 5-9,<br />
the Southeast Clown<br />
Association, SECA<br />
Clowns of the Tropics,<br />
is the theme for <strong>2012</strong>. Earl<br />
Chaney, Leon McBryde,<br />
Jim Howle and a host of<br />
others are on the agenda.<br />
The Hyatt Regency,<br />
Jacksonville Riverfront<br />
at Jacksonville, FL is<br />
the location. Questions<br />
or comments? E-mail:<br />
dhale5@att.net or call<br />
President Chris Burton<br />
(859) 619-0477.<br />
I recommend you visit<br />
the SECA website: www.<br />
southeastclownassoc.<br />
org, ASAP. and become a<br />
member so you can start<br />
getting their newsletter. Get<br />
your convention registration<br />
in early.<br />
Smile! Have Fun! Take<br />
lots of pictures.<br />
l l l<br />
When Was The Last Time You<br />
Brought Someone Into COAI<br />
And The Art Of Clowning?<br />
May/June <strong>2012</strong> Page 53
Page 54<br />
The New Calliope
Sergeant-at-Arms<br />
by Glenn Kohlberger<br />
This will be my last<br />
message to you as your<br />
Sergeant-at Arms. First I<br />
would like to thank all of<br />
you for your comments,<br />
suggestions and the<br />
conversations we shared<br />
while ordering COAI<br />
products (although you are<br />
still welcome to call me<br />
for some laughs). I truly<br />
did enjoy chatting and feel<br />
I have made some new<br />
friends along the way. I am<br />
also proud of the products<br />
that we have added and<br />
offered you over those<br />
years.<br />
I am very excited about<br />
our new Black COAI<br />
logo shirt which comes in<br />
either long or short sleeves<br />
and was unveiled at the<br />
27th COAI Convention in<br />
Kansas City, MO. This is<br />
a very well-made oxford<br />
shirt with a chest pocket<br />
and the logo above that.<br />
The short-sleeved shirt is<br />
being sold for $38 S-XL<br />
and $40 for larger sizes.<br />
The long-sleeved shirt is<br />
$40 for S-XL and is 42<br />
for larger sizes. Shipping<br />
is $5 anywhere in the<br />
Continental US, and slightly<br />
more elsewhere. For<br />
an extra $10 you<br />
can order your shirt<br />
with your name or<br />
your clown name<br />
embroidered on the right<br />
side.<br />
SPECIAL OFFER<br />
If you order five or<br />
more shirts even in<br />
various sizes, your<br />
shipping will be<br />
FREE. (Let’s say<br />
you get together<br />
with your alley<br />
mates or friends<br />
and send one order<br />
for five or more<br />
shirts of different sizes<br />
going to one address;<br />
there will be NO charge<br />
for shipping to that one<br />
address). So be sure to take<br />
advantage of this offer. Of<br />
course we still have the<br />
red polo styled shirts and<br />
will make the same offer<br />
available for multiple sales<br />
of five or more of them as<br />
well.<br />
Don’t forget the<br />
Clowning Basics Book,<br />
which continues to be<br />
the best resource for the<br />
beginner, advanced and<br />
the professional clown<br />
available.. The Clowning<br />
Basics<br />
book<br />
is excellent for<br />
clown schools, seminars,<br />
and alleys or simply as<br />
a reference book in your<br />
home library. You never<br />
want to stop learning and<br />
growing. We are also<br />
offering this book (if<br />
purchased in groups of five<br />
or more) with free shipping<br />
to one address. We still have<br />
DVDs of past conventions<br />
including Kansas City,<br />
bumper stickers, patches,<br />
pins and more.<br />
Finally,<br />
go to<br />
and use<br />
the COAI<br />
website www.<br />
coai.org and<br />
see all the fun<br />
things going on<br />
there, it is updated<br />
often and full of new<br />
things to do as well. It has<br />
been my pleasure to serve<br />
the members of the COAI<br />
from this position and I am<br />
sure I will see you all down<br />
the road.<br />
l l l<br />
Keep Your Eyes Peeled For<br />
The New Black Button Down COAI Shirts.<br />
They look GREAT!<br />
May/June <strong>2012</strong> Page 55
Competition<br />
by Cathy Mackey<br />
Thank you to Alley<br />
217!!!! You did an awesome<br />
job! We had a “Roarin”<br />
good time.<br />
Each year after I get<br />
home, I look back on the<br />
convention and realize I did<br />
not get the chance to spend<br />
all of the time I wanted<br />
to spend with everyone<br />
because there was so much<br />
to do. I learned so much<br />
from the competitions. I am<br />
proud of all of the first-time<br />
competitors and hope they<br />
achieved the goals they<br />
set for themselves. It takes<br />
courage to get up in front<br />
of everyone and for that I<br />
applaud them.<br />
I only wish that everyone<br />
could have seen the Junior<br />
Joey show, I learned a few<br />
things that I had forgotten<br />
about that I plan to use at<br />
camp. Way to go Cheri, you<br />
and your supporters did an<br />
awesome job yet again. I am<br />
so glad you decided to keep<br />
the classes.<br />
Thank you to my team,<br />
Bill, Walt, John, Bob,<br />
Tim, Cindy and Ann for<br />
an outstanding job. I am<br />
so lucky to have such a<br />
strong team to make the<br />
competitions happen and<br />
to run smoothly. Our goal<br />
each year is to make the<br />
competitions as educational<br />
as possible, and for the<br />
competitors to have a<br />
positive experience. Our<br />
judges are outstanding<br />
in their effort to educate<br />
the competitors and to<br />
help them improve their<br />
clowning skills to their<br />
fullest potential. I can't<br />
thank them enough for<br />
giving us their time. We<br />
have so much knowledge<br />
at our conventions and we<br />
have not even tapped the<br />
surface. We do what we do<br />
because we can. It’s a gift<br />
to be shared. If we don't<br />
share, we are being selfish<br />
in not spreading smiles and<br />
happiness.<br />
I am very proud of all<br />
that you clowns do, from<br />
Junior Joeys to Seniors and<br />
everyone in between. It is<br />
for you that my team does<br />
what it does, and in my eyes<br />
they do a phenomenal job!<br />
If you have any questions<br />
or comments<br />
please feel free<br />
to contact me either by<br />
email: ctots@aol.com or by<br />
phone 518-784-2127.<br />
See you in Richmond!<br />
NOTE TO ME...<br />
Check Out<br />
The Educational<br />
Opportunities on<br />
The Calendar!<br />
Page 56<br />
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Quick<br />
If You Have Any Quick & Easy Tip That You'd Like To<br />
Share With The Membership, Please Send Them To:<br />
NewCalliopeEditor@comcast.net<br />
or<br />
New Calliope Editor<br />
C/O Newton Studios, Inc.<br />
370 W. Dearobrn St., Suite B<br />
Englewood, FL 34223<br />
Tip By Ann Sanders<br />
Chili Dog<br />
Many clowns own and use the same props.<br />
To make it uniquely yours, consider how you can<br />
customize it.<br />
For example, the ever popular invisible dog leash<br />
is always good for a laugh. With practice, you can<br />
act as if the invisible dog is tugging on the leash<br />
and/or dragging you toward things a real dog would<br />
like to examine. Plus, there are lots of word plays<br />
you can do while walking your pet.<br />
I added a foam hot dog in my leash and, to step<br />
it up a notch, added a scarf. I tell my audience that I<br />
have a chilly (chili) dog.<br />
Tip By Tim Laynor<br />
Next time you are heading out the door for a<br />
clown, balloon or face painting job, pack a bag-not<br />
the type you use when going on travel but one to<br />
hold pieces of broken balloons and/or trash created<br />
when you are working. Leaving the area neat and<br />
clean makes a great impression on those who<br />
hired you and helps protect the environment. Those<br />
plastic grocery bags work well and you're getting a<br />
second use out of them.<br />
Tip By Priscilla<br />
Nose Remedies For Hot Weather<br />
Sometimes the hot weather makes it difficult to<br />
keep a nose on. Your sweat reacts with the water<br />
soluble latex glues and well -- you can imagine,<br />
yup, before you know it -- your nose is running off<br />
your face, and down the sidewalk! What is a clown<br />
to do???<br />
A back-up nose on a string is a terrific solution<br />
for days you nose just won’t stick. Some noses<br />
are designed to be worn with glue or on a string.<br />
You can buy them with a string or convert them<br />
yourself. All it takes is some fishing line, a bead to<br />
keep the line from pulling through the nose, and a<br />
balloon or piece of elastic for the back to provide a<br />
stretchy custom fit. Voila!<br />
If you wear a nose tip and are having hot<br />
weather glue problems, PAINT your nose on. Not<br />
handy at painting a circle? Use the Jumbo Mehron<br />
pro pencil for a template! Put makeup on the edge<br />
of the pencil cap and make the round mark on<br />
your nose. Then just fill it in! Need glitter? After you<br />
have done your FINAL powdering, paint on your<br />
dot. Use red loose glitter to set the makeup. It can<br />
be applied with your finger. You will get an instant<br />
glittery nose with no need for glue! Sweet!<br />
OK, so you can’t wear a nose with a string?<br />
You sweat like crazy and can’t keep a nose on?<br />
Here is my secret weapon, Skin Bond adhesive.<br />
It is a medical-strength adhesive meant for skin. It<br />
is used to hold on medical appliances like colostomy<br />
bags. Heaven knows you wouldn’t want one<br />
of those coming loose!!! But be warned: the glue<br />
is very sticky. We recommend the solvent wipes to<br />
get any extra glue off your skin.<br />
May/June March/April <strong>2012</strong> <strong>2012</strong> Page 57
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The New Calliope
Celebrate Clown Week<br />
by Bob Gretton<br />
Interim Clown Week Chair<br />
There is no better time than August<br />
1 - 7 to show and tell the world you<br />
are a clown, and to share with your<br />
community the joys of being a clown<br />
by celebrating International Clown<br />
Week. You still have time to plan your<br />
special week. The ultimate plan either<br />
with your alley or on your own is to<br />
plan one event each day during Clown<br />
Week. This could be performing at<br />
your local library, meeting & greeting<br />
at a subway stop in route to your<br />
“other” job, or doing “emergency nose<br />
transplants” at your local hospital visitations.<br />
Everyone needs a smile. Each<br />
time you go out in clown, make your<br />
audience aware of each day of Clown<br />
Week.<br />
Tell the world through local media<br />
what you have planned, by sending<br />
press releases. Ask local and state officials<br />
to prepare proclamations. You<br />
can find a sample of a Clown Week<br />
press release and a proclamation at:<br />
www.nationalclownweek.org. These<br />
things need to have advanced preparation<br />
when dealing with governmental<br />
scheduling. At present the Clown Week<br />
page on the COAI website is under<br />
construction; however, when completed,<br />
it will have a sample proclamation,<br />
a copy of the original resolution, history<br />
of Clown Week, and information<br />
on ideas and suggestions for creating a<br />
great Clown Week.<br />
What is National Clown Week? On<br />
October 8, 1970, Public Law 91-443<br />
under the 91st Congress, JJR 26 was<br />
passed by both the House and Senate<br />
and was sent to President Richard<br />
Nixon for his signature. The joint<br />
resolution was signed into law by<br />
President Nixon on August 2, 1971.<br />
When he released his “National Clown<br />
Week” by the President of the United<br />
States of America Proclamation”. Since<br />
then, governors and mayors have had<br />
their own Clown Week proclamation<br />
for their state or city. In 1996, COAI<br />
renamed the week to International<br />
Clown Week.<br />
After the week is over, share what<br />
you did. Put together all pictures,<br />
proclamations, and news stories. Documentation<br />
of dated pictures is very<br />
important. Ask for thank you notes on<br />
letterhead stating the day and time of<br />
the event. Compile all material in a<br />
scrapbook and submit the material for<br />
the CHARLIE Award, Alley or Individual<br />
award. Details can be found on<br />
the COAI web site at http://www.coai.<br />
org/?page=Charlie.<br />
What is this CHARLIE Award?<br />
CHARLIE stands for Clowns Have A<br />
Real Love In Everyone. (Karen Allred<br />
of Utah Clown Alley #26 provided<br />
the fitting name.) The trophy (now affectionately<br />
termed “the boot”) was<br />
designed and donated by the Grand<br />
and Glorious Mid-Michigan Galaxy<br />
Clowns, Alley #44. The CHARLIE trophy<br />
is a 22" high, 6" wide clown shoe<br />
carved of solid walnut, by Roger Foshbender.<br />
Adopted in 1974, it was offered<br />
to the (then) COA Alley that did<br />
the best job observing National Clown<br />
Week. All CHARLIE Award applications<br />
are due October 1, <strong>2012</strong>.<br />
In 1999, the COAI Board approved<br />
a new award for the individual member.<br />
The Individual Award is given to a<br />
member of COAI who best documents<br />
and celebrates Clown Week on an individual<br />
basis. It is a large plaque with all<br />
“individual” names selected<br />
each year for<br />
their contributions to International<br />
Clown Week. Kapitol Klowns, Alley<br />
#6, donated the plaque.<br />
As the interim Clown Week chair,<br />
I invite you to contact me for further<br />
information about International Clown<br />
Week. I have given you a little history<br />
about the Week, suggestions on what to<br />
do, and follow-up if you wish to pursue<br />
the CHARLIE Award. I have sample<br />
packets for your information including<br />
a sample of a resolution. Please<br />
do not hesitate to contact me by email<br />
(bunkytclown@comcast.net) or phone<br />
(301-843-8212).<br />
Editor’s note: Please forward photos<br />
and their descriptions to The New<br />
Calliope for consideration for<br />
publishing.<br />
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COAI Scholarship & Grant Awards For <strong>2012</strong><br />
by Cheri Venturi<br />
Director of Education<br />
Every year at this time<br />
COAI announces their<br />
scholarship and grant<br />
recipients for the <strong>2012</strong>.<br />
We had a bumper year<br />
for scholarship requests.<br />
Our website has made it<br />
so easy and accessible.<br />
We actually received 22<br />
applications this year and<br />
three grant requests for the<br />
Spring meeting.<br />
Just a reminder:<br />
Available scholarship<br />
monies are based upon the<br />
amount of monies raised<br />
at the auction the year<br />
before. COAI also takes<br />
into consideration if the<br />
individual is receiving<br />
other scholarships and<br />
if they have received a<br />
COAI scholarship in the<br />
past. We are proud to<br />
announce the following<br />
scholarship winners and<br />
the programs they are<br />
planning to attend:<br />
Diane Evans, MooseCamp<br />
$350<br />
Toni Depeel, California<br />
Clown Campin $350<br />
Kynisha Jarreau,<br />
World Balloon $350<br />
Judith Johnson,<br />
Vent Haven $350<br />
Barb Fields, American<br />
Clown Academy $350<br />
Maryann Martin, The<br />
First Medical Clowning<br />
International Summer<br />
Seminar $500<br />
COAI Convention<br />
Kansas City, Missouri<br />
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Jana Gerdel $195<br />
Janice Larson $195<br />
Dawn Pearson $195<br />
Jeff Hogue $120<br />
Susie Dorland $95<br />
Sheila Gleason $95<br />
Jane Beckman $95<br />
Kathy Scofield $95<br />
Our Junior Joeys*<br />
Blake “Dot” $50<br />
Janea “ JoJo” $50<br />
Riann “Dip” $50<br />
Max “Blackbird” $50<br />
*The last names of our<br />
Junior Joeys have been<br />
purposely left off for their<br />
safety and protection<br />
One applicant was a<br />
spoofer. One applicant's<br />
program was cancelled<br />
until next year. Six<br />
applicants either had<br />
other scholarships or had<br />
received a scholarship in<br />
the past.<br />
GRANTS<br />
Three applications were<br />
received. Two were chosen.<br />
One disqualified due to<br />
lack of report that was due<br />
March 1.<br />
SECA Alley Alley 415<br />
$500<br />
Kapitol Klowns Alley 6<br />
$250<br />
AUCTION<br />
The auction in Kansas<br />
City, MO raised a gross of<br />
3,513. 25% of this gross<br />
will be put into a reserve<br />
fund for future use. $109 of<br />
these funds were designated<br />
to the Junior Joey Program<br />
Thank you to:<br />
• All the estates that<br />
donated items, as well<br />
as the host alley, and all<br />
the individuals that sent<br />
items and/or carried<br />
them many miles to<br />
donate,<br />
• All those that purchased<br />
the treasures,<br />
• The Board and the<br />
Business Manager<br />
who give from the<br />
heart to work the<br />
auction to insure we<br />
have funds to continue<br />
our educational<br />
scholarships,<br />
• Dale Flashberg for the<br />
beautiful quilt that<br />
she and friends made<br />
especially for the<br />
convention,<br />
• Judy Quest for helping<br />
with the<br />
selection of<br />
the scholarship winners,<br />
• Our Auctioneer: Shirley<br />
Grout – a real trouper<br />
(and Dennis Porter's<br />
teacher in high school),<br />
• All the dealers that<br />
contributed products,<br />
and<br />
• Finally a very special<br />
thank you to my<br />
roommate Toni Dufrene<br />
for inventorying all the<br />
items and putting up<br />
with me running around<br />
crazy for the past four<br />
years.<br />
Good luck for next year.<br />
See you all down the road.<br />
l l l<br />
Your<br />
New Calliope<br />
will be missing<br />
if you don’t notify<br />
us of your change<br />
of address.<br />
Don’t forget!!<br />
If You Move You Must Notify<br />
The COAI Business Office<br />
PO Box 1171<br />
Englewood, FL 34295-1171<br />
If you have registered on the website<br />
you can change your address<br />
yourself by going to your Bio.<br />
Don’t Miss A Single Issue!!<br />
The New Calliope
Members On The Move & Look Who's Reading<br />
Gloria Sterrett took full advantage of her opportunity<br />
at Spring Fling in South Bend, IN by sharing her<br />
New Calliope with Pat Kelly, Emmett Kelly’s son.<br />
The Krackerjac Clown Alley of Palm Beach County, Florida (COAI #159)<br />
hosted "A Day of Clowning Skills" with Robin Eurich, and Karen Bell at<br />
the Church of the Palms in Delray Beach, FL.<br />
The Angel Ocasio Comedifest staff reads The New Calliope.<br />
Starting in the back (top) row from left to right: Mary Pat McCoy,<br />
Merrily Schultz, Angel Ocasio, Aurora Krause, Mike Bednarek,<br />
Gina Wollrabe, Trudi Sang. Bottom Row: Albert Alter, Tina Flores,<br />
Bruce Johnson, and Dre Wollrabe.<br />
Julie Varholdt, (l) and<br />
Sara Runnells try to get<br />
a peek at the New Calliope<br />
magazine. They were<br />
in Pueblo, CO April 5-8<br />
helping Stephen “RJ”<br />
Smith set a world record<br />
on his 48" walking globe.<br />
He shattered the record<br />
by standing on his globe<br />
for 25 hours non-stop!<br />
Norm “The Great Normando” Barnhart travelled to San Antonio, Texas<br />
and put on a workshop for the Jolly Joeys Clown Alley of San Antonio.<br />
He showed us balloon antics, sleight of hand, a few card tricks (that<br />
anyone May/June can <strong>2012</strong> do), and many more things. We all had a great time.<br />
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Staring Heather “Pockets” Wuersching and Ted “Twaddles” White<br />
Photographer: John Wuersching. Script by Ted “Twaddles” White.<br />
Escape From The Zoo<br />
An elephant has<br />
escaped from<br />
Australia Zoo<br />
Has stolen a<br />
motorcycle …<br />
Foto Funnies<br />
And is speeding<br />
in a northerly<br />
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A few minutes ago he is<br />
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tone on a city street …<br />
Police are advising<br />
motorists to …<br />
Treat it as a<br />
Roundabout!<br />
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The New Calliope
A Final Word from the Editor<br />
Wheeewwwww! Great<br />
job Northland Clown Guild,<br />
Alley 217! I hope that<br />
you've all had a chance to<br />
unwind and reflect on the<br />
Kansas City convention.<br />
For me, finishing the<br />
convention was like getting<br />
out of the pot and into the<br />
fryer. Conclusion of the<br />
convention was just the start<br />
for me. Calliope had to get<br />
out. It's a time consuming<br />
ordeal going through some<br />
10 gigabytes of photos.<br />
That's over 3,100 photos.<br />
As cumbersome as that is, it<br />
brings the convention back<br />
to life for me as I relive<br />
those memories. I hope that<br />
you too can relive some of<br />
those memories by reading<br />
this convention issue of<br />
your New Calliope.<br />
One particular moment<br />
is etched into my memory.<br />
On awards night Pat Newton<br />
was ushered into to the Ring<br />
Of Honor. I felt privileged to<br />
be able to accept the award.<br />
Even though I knew the<br />
award was being presented,<br />
my emotions took over and<br />
left me unable to say much<br />
more than thank you. They<br />
were tears of joy ... They<br />
were tears of sorrow. Thank<br />
you for the honor. It will be<br />
treasured always.<br />
We have begun another<br />
membership drive. This<br />
one is not a contest like the<br />
last one, but you can earn<br />
two additional months of<br />
membership with each and<br />
every new member you bring<br />
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drive will<br />
last until<br />
December<br />
31, <strong>2012</strong>. When was the last<br />
time you introduced someone<br />
to the art of clowning? Help<br />
someone find that clown<br />
within and watch that clown<br />
grow.<br />
Finally, the election cycle<br />
is almost over. By the time<br />
the next New Calliope hits<br />
the mail, your <strong>2012</strong>-13/2013-<br />
14 Board will assume their<br />
leadership rolls and help<br />
guide this organization<br />
forward. Will you step<br />
forward and offer to help?<br />
This is a large organization<br />
and many hands help lighten<br />
the load.<br />
Tom Newton<br />
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Clown Supplies........................ 46<br />
COAI Membership Gift............. 48<br />
COAI Merchandise................... 58<br />
Costumes by Betty................... 12<br />
Indiana Clown Supplies........... 10<br />
Jared's Goodies....................... 16<br />
La Rock's Fun & Magic............ 64<br />
Laugh It Up Clownstuff............ 14<br />
Mooseburger........................... 16<br />
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EVENTS<br />
California Clown Campin........... 2<br />
Clown Jam............................... 16<br />
Clown Fest............................... 54<br />
COAI 2013 Convention............ 44<br />
Kapitol Klown's Workshop....... 12<br />
SECA <strong>2012</strong> Convention.............. 8<br />
Red Skelton Clown School...... 56<br />
WRCA Convention................... 56<br />
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