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Adventures in Madeira (cont.)<br />

Continued from page 45<br />

Lunch With Girlfriends<br />

by Kathy O’Malley (submitted by Rebecca Failor)<br />

For one last adventure, James and the<br />

girls went diving. I also know how to scuba<br />

dive, but prefer diving in warmer water. I<br />

entertained myself by walking up the steep<br />

roads to the modern art museum, followed<br />

by reading in a café until their return. Our<br />

final day was spent just hanging out at the<br />

villa, which was relaxing and a wonderful<br />

end to our week. As Jan had said, Madeira<br />

was perfect for our family. Perhaps it is for<br />

yours as well?<br />

Elaine’s vertigo has never been worse<br />

Kay can’t recall where she left her purse<br />

Rhonda’s about to replace her knees<br />

Linda’s breathing is tinged with a wheeze<br />

Donna’s left boob has a troublesome lump<br />

Diane’s on her third trip to take a dump<br />

Lorraine’s husband can’t remember a thing<br />

Nine years a widow, Marge still wears her ring<br />

Marlene is dealing with another UTI<br />

Sally’s giving a hearing aid another try<br />

Marie has decided she can’t drive at night<br />

Sharon still wears clothes two sizes too tight<br />

They’ve been through divorces and babies and wakes<br />

They do for each other whatever it takes<br />

They’ve already buried Marcia and Kate<br />

And truthfully, Lizzie’s not looking so great<br />

SAVE THE DATE!<br />

Thanksgiving Ceremony at the Pieterskerk<br />

Thursday, November 22<br />

Meet at Starbucks in Den Haag Centraal at 9:45 a.m.<br />

The Thanksgiving Ceremony will take place at the Pieterskerk in Leiden, at 11:00 a.m.<br />

After the ceremony, lunch will be at Restaurant Koetshuis de Burcht, Burgsteeg 13,<br />

Leiden<br />

The ceremony is Free / Lunch and transportation is at your own expense<br />

Registration deadline: November 20<br />

Sign up on GroupSpaces<br />

Contact Greetje Engelsman with questions (awcthehague.newcomers@gmail.com)<br />

So whenever they can, they get out to eat<br />

Open bottles of wine and forget their sore feet<br />

There’s laughing and crying and letting down guards<br />

And when the bill comes, there’s ten credit cards<br />

So here’s to the waiters who keep orders straight<br />

And to the places that let lunches run three hours late<br />

And here’s to the girlfriends, those near and those far<br />

Here’s to the girlfriends, you know who you are!!!<br />

46 GOING DUTCH<br />

OCTOBER <strong>2018</strong> 47

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