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KITCHEN<br />
CONFESSIONS<br />
Leftover Rituals<br />
WASTE NOT (HALLOWEEN CANDY), WANT NOT<br />
BY LESLIE BILDERBACK<br />
Halloween has come and gone, and I still have a cupboard full of candy. You’d think<br />
I would have gauged the trick-or-treat traffic flow of the neighborhood by now (I’ve<br />
lived in this spot for 20 years). Our home is on the only uphill section of a very long,<br />
very straight and otherwise flat street. Most years we get only one or two costumed hooligans<br />
willing to huff-and-puff up a half block for free candy. One year I thought, “Eh, no one will<br />
come — we’ll just turn our lights off.” Of course, the doorbell rang for two hours, and I had<br />
guilt until Thanksgiving. That year I vowed to always be prepared.<br />
Another reason I have candy left over is that, although I have an empty nest, I still buy the kids’<br />
favorite candy. It’s not that I think that somehow the presence of said candy will conjure them back<br />
home for the day. Rather, it is a test. Somehow, otherworldly spirits are testing me, and if I were to<br />
forget the kids’ candy, the spirits would make the kids forget me.<br />
I realize this is boo-nanas. But my favorite book as a kid was E.L. Konigsburg’s Jennifer, Hecate,<br />
Macbeth, William McKinley and Me, Elizabeth, in which the protagonist, Elizabeth, must complete<br />
several tasks on her way to becoming a real witch with powers. I view the candy as a task I must<br />
complete to realize the full powers of motherhood. I don’t know what those powers are yet, as there<br />
are several more tasks to complete over this holiday season. I’ll be in touch.<br />
Anyway, this is why I have a ton of leftover candy. Again.<br />
When the kids were little, there was no such thing as leftover candy. They ate plenty of it on<br />
Halloween night, after a long session of bartering. Once they were in bed, it was time for us to<br />
assess the loot and abscond with our favorites. Then, I would tuck a piece in their lunch box every<br />
day until it was all gone. Never did I ask, “Whatever shall I do with all this leftover candy?” More<br />
likely, the question was, “Who ate that Butterfinger I was saving?”<br />
But things change, and now I find myself researching recipes that utilize leftover candy. The<br />
fare is about what you’d think. Mix it into cookies. Mix it into brownies. Mix it into rice crispy<br />
bars. Mix it into cheesecake. A lot of mixing, and not a lot of real cooking. I have even come across<br />
several suggestions to mix all the candy together for a pie, sandwiched inside a double crust of<br />
traditional pie dough and baked into a melty mass of diabetes on a plate. (It has been suggested by<br />
members of this family that it doesn’t sound half bad, but I should use a crumb crust and top it with<br />
Cool Whip.)<br />
The issue one may have with leftover Halloween-candy recipes is that they are mostly for<br />
chocolate candies. It’s the hard, gummy, sour and slimy candies that present the challenge. But I<br />
have some tricks up my sleeve.<br />
For hard and gummy candies, my most ingenious idea has been to use them in my sauce<br />
making. Anytime your sauce calls for sugar, use some hard candies instead. Add them to the<br />
simmering sauce, and stir them in as they dissolve. If they are sour, like Jolly Ranchers, their acidity<br />
can really help balance a sauce. I have done this with stir-fry and satay sauces, as well as the classic<br />
French gastrique. The other thing I do with hard candies is save them for Christmas to make<br />
stained-glass cookies. Use your favorite sugar-cookie dough, cut out shapes, then cut out a center<br />
hole in each shape. Lay the window “frames” on a parchment-lined baking sheet, then fill the<br />
space with crushed hard candies. As they bake, the candy will melt and create the window “glass.”<br />
This looks best with clear hard candies, but I’ve done it with red-and-white peppermints too.<br />
(Although, if you received red-and-white peppermints in your trick-or-treat bag, that’s a legitimate<br />
excuse to egg a house. That’s a worse offense than raisins.)<br />
A quick, easy and seemingly decadent use for any and all chocolate candy bars is super-simple<br />
microwave mousse. Use equal parts of chocolate candy and heavy cream. Melt the chocolates<br />
slowly in the microwave, stirring until liquid and smooth, then cool for 5 minutes while whipping<br />
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