The Good Life – January-February 2019

11. Did you have Lucky Charms for
breakfast? Because you look magically
delicious!
12. If you were a Transformer, you’d be
Optimus Fine.
13. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
14. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
15. You’re so beautiful that you made me
forget my pickup line.
16. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you
that he needs my heart back.
17. If you were words on a page, you’d be
what they call "fine print".
18. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve
fallen for you.
19. Looks at my shirt tag and says, "just
what I thought - made in heaven."
20. Your dad must be a thief. He stole all
the stars from the sky and put them in
your eyes.
21. You look like my future ex-wife.
22. "I can see the moonlight in your eyes.”
(We were in a lower level bar – Inside.)
23. "I have some Jack Daniels at my house.
Want to come over?” It apparently worked,
we are still together after 33 years!
24. There is something wrong with my cell
phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
25. You spend so much time in my mind,
I should charge you rent.
26. We're not socks. But I think we'd make
a great pair.
27. How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice!
28. On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9...
And I'm the 1 you need.
29. Are you a camera? Because every time I
look at you, I smile.
30. Did you swallow magnets? Cause
you're attractive.
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