The Good Life – January-February 2019
Featuring entrepreneurs Bert, Lisa and Klaus. Local Hero - Youthworks, Having a Beer with Nick Broadway, Ice Fishing and more in Fargo Moorhead's only men's magazine.
Featuring entrepreneurs Bert, Lisa and Klaus. Local Hero - Youthworks, Having a Beer with Nick Broadway, Ice Fishing and more in Fargo Moorhead's only men's magazine.
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“Poop is his favorite word,” she said. “It’s therefore a sign<br />
of affection.” Sure, but it’s still poop, and the rest of the<br />
literate world isn’t going to understand that when he calls<br />
me poopy in front of the poor server who’s just trying to<br />
take our order at B-dubs that he’s really just saying “I love<br />
you, Daddy, I’d like some white milk, please.”<br />
I won’t sprint into the middle of the<br />
parking lot.<br />
You only get so many chances to get this one right, so<br />
please don’t give me any looks if I happen to lose my cool<br />
while strongly supporting my son in achieving this very<br />
important resolution.<br />
I’ll remember it’s winter and my wagon’s<br />
in the shed.<br />
Time is a tough concept to grasp. I get it. I still get confused<br />
about what day it is after a hard night’s sleep. I also get<br />
that his favorite thing to do is walk to the park and drag<br />
along his wagon in case he’s too tired to make the walk<br />
home. But it’s been months since we last took a wagon<br />
walk to the park. Months since he’s seen any hint of green<br />
grass. Let’s connect the dots in our heads, eh son?<br />
I’ll look down when I pee.<br />
Whether standing up or sitting down. Walking, running or<br />
riding. Driving, chipping or putting… watching your aim is<br />
a valuable, versatile life skill. He’s pretty much mastered<br />
every other aspect of potty training, so here’s hoping he<br />
can dial in that midstream focus and keep it all in the pot.<br />
I’ll make friends with the dog, finally.<br />
Just be nice to the dog already. Please? She’s old and was<br />
here first. And she’s really pretty awesome, even if she’s<br />
got some concerning lumps and blotches of baldness. I’d<br />
hate to one day have to blame you for those, son, so please<br />
don’t put me in that position. I love you both.<br />
I’ll break the world record for volume<br />
of surface area touched in public in a<br />
single outing.<br />
It’s amazing to me how infrequently Mack gets sick. I<br />
think he’s only had to stay home from daycare twice in<br />
his life, which is almost record-breaking by itself. It’s<br />
amazing because of the sheer amount of public-facing<br />
stuff he touches. He’s put his hands on more goods<br />
than a Hornbacher’s stock boy. Considering his strong<br />
constitution, I’m quite curious to see how far he can take<br />
this one. Surprisingly, he’s got my full support.<br />
As for me, I’ve already succeeded with my New Year’s<br />
resolution. Wildly so, in fact. No one has ever given up<br />
faster or more effortlessly than I! But with all this free<br />
time, I suppose I could resolve to be more patient when<br />
morning tantrums delay our departure or when he can’t<br />
keep his grubby little hands inside the shopping cart. We<br />
only have 15 years before he probably moves out… I really<br />
should enjoy them all as much as possible. •<br />
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