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Coffee Break - Jokes<br />

Q. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?<br />

Ans. Roberto<br />

Q. What do you call a French man wearing sandals?<br />

Ans. Philipe Philop.<br />

Q. Under British law what is the maximum penalty for bigamy?<br />

Ans. Two mothers-in-law.<br />

Anagrams – Name the flower<br />

1. DON PROWS 4. LIAM LACE<br />

2. IAN POTTIES 5. LEWIS SEEP<br />

3. RUSS INCAS<br />

What do The Dead Sea, Death Valley and Lake Eyre have in<br />

common?<br />

Answers on page 24<br />

Don't forget that according to weather lore - 'When March<br />

comes in like a lion it goes out like a lamb'.<br />

Do You Need Your Garden<br />

TIDYING UP?<br />

Call Tom Bell on 01379 669293 or<br />

07905208209<br />

Very Reasonable Rates<br />

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