The Good Life – March-April 2019
Featuring fitness trainer Jake Haile. Local Hero - F-M Ambulance, Having a Beer with Travis Hopkins, Scuba Recovery and more in Fargo Moorhead's only men's magazine.
Featuring fitness trainer Jake Haile. Local Hero - F-M Ambulance, Having a Beer with Travis Hopkins, Scuba Recovery and more in Fargo Moorhead's only men's magazine.
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You might be a<br />
parent when…<br />
things like “Peppa<br />
Pig Live” at the civic<br />
center seem like a<br />
great way to spend a<br />
Friday night. In reality, it’s a<br />
nightclub for toddlers complete with a hysterical<br />
crying girl in the bathroom cleaning vomit off her shirt,<br />
loud music blaring overhead and a $20 cover charge<br />
for a wrist band (or, in this case, a plastic light-up<br />
wand).<br />
You might be a parent when… you find yourself in a<br />
reverse hostage negotiation, trying to talk your way IN<br />
instead of out. “Think of how your friends are going to<br />
feel today if they have to go down the slides without<br />
you… you don’t want to let them down, do you? Come<br />
on, let’s at least go in and see what’s for breakfast.”<br />
You might be a parent when… poop becomes an<br />
acceptable talking point at the dinner table. And it<br />
doesn’t matter if you’ve got company, you cannot pass<br />
up the mind game opportunity to reinforce how fun it<br />
is to poop in the potty compared to your pants.<br />
You might be a parent when… “Costco” becomes<br />
date night. Next time you’re at the big box store, pay<br />
attention… that couple that’s got an empty cart slowly<br />
meandering through every single aisle as if the outside<br />
world has ceased to exist? <strong>The</strong>y’re parents who’ve<br />
successfully lined up a trustworthy sitter.<br />
Sure, you give up the identity you’ve built up over<br />
the years, along with any credentials you<br />
may have earned, the moment you<br />
become a parent, but you’re<br />
now “Mom” or “Dad”...<br />
and no other title<br />
comes with so many<br />
rewards (or as many<br />
snacks). •<br />
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