Caribbean Beat — March/April 2019 (#156)

classic
Running
commentary
James Hackett
Kellie Magnus describes the soundtrack
to a Kingston run — first published in our
March/April 2006 issue
Every great run has a soundtrack.
When I first fell in love with running,
it was scored by my favourite
songs. In those pre-iPod days, I ran
with a CD belt, so each run took on the
mood of whatever album I grabbed
on the way out the door. Saucy, tempo runs to Carlos
Santana. Slow, contemplative runs to Monty Alexander.
Speedwork to a medley of old funk jams.
But then I decided to train for the New York City
Triathlon, a road race with a strict no-music policy.
I tuned in to a completely different soundtrack
— the sound of my feet hitting the pavement, the
rhythm of my own breathing.
When I lived in Manhattan, my running
soundtrack was mostly of my own making, save for
the occasional honk of a car horn, the dreaded sound
of a faster runner’s footsteps coming up behind me
— or, worse, the shout of “On your left” as he or she
went by. I ran mostly in Central Park or on the West
Side Path, where my usual eight-minute-mile pace
attracted no attention and gave me enough chances
to yell my own gleeful “On your left.”
Now I live and run in Kingston. And there’s a
whole new soundtrack to get used to.
“Yes, Fitness.”
“Gwan through, Veronica.”
“Lawd Jesus. Done now, man. You a go run off
the good batty weh God give you.”
I’m running laps in Kingston’s Emancipation
Park when I realise the commentary is directed at
me. I am not a morning person, and I hate to run
on a treadmill. I like to run at night to purge the
day’s drama from my body. And I like to run alone.
If I could, I’d run on the street, but the first time I
tried this, at dusk one evening, my intended long
run turned into speedwork as a madman chased me
down Constant Spring Road. That leaves me with
Emancipation Park — a flat, paved, five-hundredmetre
loop that stays open till 11 pm, and comes
with ample lighting — and a pool of commentators
who would do well on the European circuit.
Most of my fellow park users turn out for a walk. Young couples stroll arm
in arm. Groups of friends walk briskly. There are usually just a few joggers,
and very few women run. I rarely hear threatening footsteps, but the commentary
comes in a steady torrent. Respect, concern, even anger — the comments
are as varied as the people who deliver them.
“Looking good, my girl.”
“Yow, da gyal yah can run.”
“She nuh hah nuh man? If she did have a man, she wouldn’t a run so.”
At first the commentary threw me off. I ran with a hat pulled low over my
face, no matter how late it was, and I would slow down apologetically to pass
walkers. Now that I’ve tuned in to it, I use it to gauge how well I’m doing. On
a slow day, I attract no attention. On average days, I get a nod and a “Yes,
Runner.” There’s a simplicity and an elegance to “Runner.” It used to be my
favourite title until one fast Friday night, when I was upgraded to “Runnist.”
I could go back to running with music, but I’ve grown accustomed to the
unpredictability of my very own Greek chorus. Like the perfect dancehall
song, their rapid-fire delivery and lyrical dexterity ride the rhythm of my
breathing and footfalls. Sometimes I struggle to keep my form, as on a recent
Sunday afternoon when I ran by a bridal party posing for pictures.
Bridesmaid 1: She nuh know seh if she run so fast she a go tired.
Bridesmaid 2: If you did do likkle a dat, you frock wouldn’ tight so.
One evening during the World Championships I was running in a yellow
tank and black shorts, a hastily borrowed green scrunchie in my hair. I ran by
a group of elderly women walking.
“Poor soul, she mussi never make the team.”
Late one Monday night, I’m on mile seven of an eight-mile run when I hear
footsteps. I look over my shoulder and see a blond man, mid-forties, bearing
down on me. His gait and pace tell me he’s a runner. His presence in this park
tells me he’s a tourist. I pull to the right to let him pass but as he goes by I
change my mind and adjust my pace to stay just off his left shoulder.
We pass a group of four men walking.
“She keeping up with him.”
I pass the tourist. He passes me. I stay off his shoulder. Three loops later,
we pass the men in the same spot.
“Stay with him, my girl.” It is whispered urgently, as though there were a
stake in the outcome.
A thousand metres later, I am still off the tourist’s shoulder. I am at the end of
my planned run. I am tired. But I look up and see the group of men just ahead.
I mutter “Left,” and pull by. Neither the tourist nor his legs answer.
I sprint by the group.
“Yes, my girl. Show him, yes.”
“Show him seh is Jamaica him deh.” n
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