The Good Life – September-October 2019
On the cover, Fix It Forward - The Mechanics of Faith, Local Hero, Vietnam Veteran - Mike Gruchalla, Having a Beer with the "Voice of the Bison" and Program Director - Jeff Culhane and more in Fargo Moorhead's only men's magazine.
On the cover, Fix It Forward - The Mechanics of Faith, Local Hero, Vietnam Veteran - Mike Gruchalla, Having a Beer with the "Voice of the Bison" and Program Director - Jeff Culhane and more in Fargo Moorhead's only men's magazine.
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FATHERS | MR. FULL-TIME DAD<br />
Five Stages of Toddler Sleep<br />
WRITTEN BY: BEN HANSON<br />
It’s 8:02 p.m. Macklin’s mama and I exchange knowing<br />
looks, reluctantly nod our heads and announce to our<br />
audience of one that it’s time for bed. Our nightly dance is<br />
about to begin, and we wonder, as we start the chase, what<br />
new moves may be introduced into the well-worn routine.<br />
it past<br />
Three seconds later, the sounds of<br />
three-year-old fists banging down<br />
doors made clear we hadn’t yet made<br />
stage two.<br />
Some nights, with naive optimism, I think back to the<br />
days when Mack was an infant and wanted nothing more<br />
than a quick night time bottle before being left alone to<br />
fall quickly asleep in his crib. <strong>The</strong>re wasn’t much cuddling<br />
or soothing required in those early days. If you wanted to<br />
sneak a snuggle, you had to risk waking him up by taking<br />
him out of his crib mid-slumber.<br />
It was well worth it — and still is to steal those precious<br />
moments of silent bonding — but lately, we’ve been getting<br />
our fill during the hour-plus emotional extravaganza that is<br />
toddler bedtime.<br />
My wife, Emily, is a highly experienced and sought after<br />
child and adolescent therapist. A real pro, in other words.<br />
I do my best to follow her lead and pick up on the lessons<br />
she teaches through her interactions with Mack. Her<br />
patience rarely expires, but some nights the challenge of<br />
getting Mack into bed (and keeping him there) can push<br />
even her to the limit.<br />
In the middle of one recent bout with an especially tired<br />
boy, she walked out of Mack’s room and announced, “This<br />
is like grief therapy … hoping we hit acceptance here soon.”<br />
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Emily nailed it. Like I said, she’s a pro. Mack’s bedtime<br />
has evolved into what we now call the five stages of<br />
toddler sleep grief. Our goal is to navigate our way<br />
through as quickly and as quietly as possible.<br />
Denial<br />
It’s now 8:02 p.m. … and ten seconds. <strong>The</strong> proclamation<br />
of bedtime has been made, and Mack — right on cue —<br />
issues his retort: “No it’s not.” He’s in full-on denial, often<br />
going even further. “I want to wind up!’ he shouts before<br />
turning his back to make his escape. Next to acceptance,<br />
denial is the easiest stage to get past … I simply catch<br />
him, throw him over my shoulder and march him up to<br />
his room.<br />
Anger<br />
8:05 p.m. Time for some old fashioned kicking and<br />
screaming. It’s best to just keep your distance for a few<br />
minutes and let the little guy wear himself down on his<br />
own. It’s not a fool-proof strategy, but it’s better than<br />
catching an errant kick to the shorts. At some point,<br />
we do have to jump in and pry him out of his clothes<br />
before steering him into the bathroom to pee and brush<br />
teeth … and yes, cry-brushing is a common occurrence,