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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Mountain</strong> <strong>Times</strong> • Nov. <strong>13</strong>-<strong>19</strong>, 20<strong>19</strong> COLUMNS • 31<br />

We should all look at<br />

jury duty as an honorable<br />

civic exercise that plays<br />

an integral role in our nation’s<br />

democratic process.<br />

However, it almost always<br />

feels like an insufferable<br />

burden.<br />

That was the case<br />

<strong>The</strong> Movie<br />

Diary<br />

By Dom Cioffi<br />

for me last week when I<br />

was required to show up<br />

bright and early for my<br />

second stint as a juror<br />

(six years ago, I actually<br />

served as the foreman on<br />

a civil case. I found it to be<br />

interesting, educational,<br />

and for the most part, a<br />

rewarding experience).<br />

This time, I was a little<br />

more at odds with serving.<br />

My workweek was<br />

already insane and if I got<br />

pulled into a long case, my<br />

workload would become<br />

a major burden for the<br />

people in my department.<br />

Luckily, after an entire<br />

day of jury selection by<br />

both legal teams, I was<br />

one of only seven people<br />

left who wasn’t chosen to<br />

serve or was excused by<br />

the lawyers because they<br />

didn’t fit the right profile.<br />

After eight hours, I was<br />

told I could go home; my<br />

service for this case was<br />

over.<br />

I’ll be honest, I walked<br />

out completely relieved<br />

that it worked out so conveniently.<br />

That is, until I<br />

woke up at 3 a.m. the next<br />

morning with a screaming<br />

sore throat. My first<br />

thought was, someone<br />

at the courthouse got me<br />

sick.<br />

It makes sense. Throw<br />

If I were a rich man<br />

hundreds of people<br />

together in large rooms<br />

and the diseases will<br />

jump around like a<br />

dance party. I’m not a<br />

germaphobe, but public<br />

situations like that<br />

are nothing more than<br />

giant petri dishes waiting<br />

to grow bacteria.<br />

I went to work the<br />

next day, but I knew<br />

I was heading in the<br />

wrong direction. I<br />

told everyone I was<br />

getting sick so they<br />

would avoid me<br />

and did my best to<br />

take precautions<br />

so I wouldn’t infect<br />

others. By the end<br />

of the day, I was<br />

confident this<br />

wasn’t going to be a<br />

24-hour bug since<br />

my nasal passages<br />

were starting to<br />

fill up.<br />

By the next<br />

morning, I was<br />

full-on sick.<br />

My nose was<br />

running, my head was<br />

hurting, my throat was<br />

burning, and I was feeling<br />

like a train had just hit me.<br />

At this stage, I traditionally<br />

make two moves: first,<br />

I go for a run (because I’m<br />

stupid enough to think I<br />

can run diseases out of my<br />

body), and two, I schedule<br />

an appointment with the<br />

doctor (because there’s no<br />

sense suffering if antibiotics<br />

can cure you faster).<br />

<strong>The</strong> run almost killed<br />

me. By the end of it I knew<br />

it was the wrong move<br />

What also makes this movie<br />

enjoyable is that the viewer will<br />

have no idea where the plot is<br />

headed, especially two-thirds of<br />

the way through when the story<br />

line twists dramatically.<br />

since I could barely stand<br />

up. I took a shower and<br />

climbed into bed where<br />

I slept solidly for the next<br />

twelve hours.<br />

<strong>The</strong> next morning, I<br />

got up and went to the<br />

doctor’s where I was told<br />

that I had a healthy case of<br />

strep throat. Strep is bad<br />

enough, but when you’ve<br />

had cancer in your throat<br />

like me, it’s especially<br />

painful.<br />

After 37 radiation<br />

treatments pointing at<br />

my neck three years ago,<br />

I’ve become particularly<br />

sensitive to spicy foods,<br />

carbonated beverages,<br />

and anything else that can<br />

tweak my throat – especially<br />

an illness that can<br />

induce pain in that area.<br />

As such, the doctor<br />

prescribed me some pain<br />

meds that would allow<br />

me to function. My sore<br />

throats get so bad that it<br />

becomes very difficult<br />

to swallow, whether it<br />

be food or drink. And<br />

since becoming dehydrated<br />

would make things<br />

radically worse, I needed<br />

something that would<br />

allow me to swallow.<br />

Eventually, the illness<br />

moved from my throat<br />

and nose and settled into<br />

my lungs. I now have<br />

an annoying cough that<br />

hopefully will dissipate<br />

over the next few days<br />

since I’m on antibiotics.<br />

<strong>The</strong>n I can get my life<br />

back together since I basically<br />

checked out for four<br />

days – ironically the exact<br />

length of time the aforementioned<br />

court case was<br />

supposed to last.<br />

This week’s film, “Parasite,”<br />

features a Korean<br />

family who will stop at<br />

nothing to get their lives<br />

back together after suffering<br />

in poverty for years.<br />

This film is set in modern<br />

day South Korea and<br />

highlights the discrepancies<br />

between the rich and<br />

poor by intermingling<br />

two families that come<br />

from entirely different<br />

economic backgrounds.<br />

How they play off each<br />

other within the same<br />

household is what gives<br />

this picture such an interesting<br />

cadence.<br />

What also makes this<br />

movie enjoyable is that<br />

the viewer will have no<br />

idea where the plot is<br />

headed, especially twothirds<br />

of the way through<br />

when the storyline twists<br />

dramatically. I was completely<br />

spellbound by the<br />

turn of events as I never<br />

saw it coming.<br />

If you’re in the mo od<br />

for an incredibly wellmade<br />

film that features<br />

some wonderful performances,<br />

definitely give<br />

this one a try. Yes, it has<br />

subtitles, but once things<br />

get rolling, you’ll barely<br />

notice. Plan to see this<br />

one at the Oscars as the<br />

winner of Best Foreign<br />

Film.<br />

A skillfully crafted “A-”<br />

for “Parasite.”<br />

Got a question or comment<br />

for Dom? You can<br />

email him at moviediary@<br />

att.net.<br />

Bird’s eye view<br />

I never had a tree house as a child and was not exposed<br />

to the view from a tree canopy until tree stands<br />

entered my life. <strong>The</strong> look of a forest is completely<br />

changed when one is actually<br />

in the forest canopy and to go<br />

from the land of the root flare<br />

and tree trunk to the world of<br />

canopy and actual tree crown<br />

forces you to change the way<br />

one looks at trees and forests.<br />

You are in the land of birds and<br />

squirrels and the myriad of<br />

Tree Talk plant organisms living high up.<br />

Several years ago I had the<br />

By Gary Salmon<br />

opportunity to dangle about<br />

170 feet above ground in the<br />

crowns of a young western hemlock stand (about 500<br />

years old).<br />

It was a research plot of about 5 acres and every<br />

tree was approachable from ground to crown via a<br />

construction crane made available for forest crown<br />

research. A computer and careful operator could literally<br />

put you at any level of any of the 100 plus trees<br />

in this study of tree crown dynamics.<br />

A few years later the National Arbor Day Foundation<br />

built a tree crown/tree house at their facility in<br />

Nebraska City at about the same time that the Monte<br />

Verde Cloud Forest in Costa Rica built one of the first<br />

canopy walks to get interested folks a different view.<br />

Three years ago the Wild Center in Tupper Lake<br />

(established in 2002) built the “Wild Walk” to have<br />

visitors visit the canopy of a section of forest on their<br />

lands with associated environmental modules to go<br />

with it. It has been wildly popular.<br />

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