The Mountain Times - Volume 48, Number 46: November 13-19, 2019
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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Mountain</strong> <strong>Times</strong> • Nov. <strong>13</strong>-<strong>19</strong>, 20<strong>19</strong> COLUMNS • 31<br />
We should all look at<br />
jury duty as an honorable<br />
civic exercise that plays<br />
an integral role in our nation’s<br />
democratic process.<br />
However, it almost always<br />
feels like an insufferable<br />
burden.<br />
That was the case<br />
<strong>The</strong> Movie<br />
Diary<br />
By Dom Cioffi<br />
for me last week when I<br />
was required to show up<br />
bright and early for my<br />
second stint as a juror<br />
(six years ago, I actually<br />
served as the foreman on<br />
a civil case. I found it to be<br />
interesting, educational,<br />
and for the most part, a<br />
rewarding experience).<br />
This time, I was a little<br />
more at odds with serving.<br />
My workweek was<br />
already insane and if I got<br />
pulled into a long case, my<br />
workload would become<br />
a major burden for the<br />
people in my department.<br />
Luckily, after an entire<br />
day of jury selection by<br />
both legal teams, I was<br />
one of only seven people<br />
left who wasn’t chosen to<br />
serve or was excused by<br />
the lawyers because they<br />
didn’t fit the right profile.<br />
After eight hours, I was<br />
told I could go home; my<br />
service for this case was<br />
over.<br />
I’ll be honest, I walked<br />
out completely relieved<br />
that it worked out so conveniently.<br />
That is, until I<br />
woke up at 3 a.m. the next<br />
morning with a screaming<br />
sore throat. My first<br />
thought was, someone<br />
at the courthouse got me<br />
sick.<br />
It makes sense. Throw<br />
If I were a rich man<br />
hundreds of people<br />
together in large rooms<br />
and the diseases will<br />
jump around like a<br />
dance party. I’m not a<br />
germaphobe, but public<br />
situations like that<br />
are nothing more than<br />
giant petri dishes waiting<br />
to grow bacteria.<br />
I went to work the<br />
next day, but I knew<br />
I was heading in the<br />
wrong direction. I<br />
told everyone I was<br />
getting sick so they<br />
would avoid me<br />
and did my best to<br />
take precautions<br />
so I wouldn’t infect<br />
others. By the end<br />
of the day, I was<br />
confident this<br />
wasn’t going to be a<br />
24-hour bug since<br />
my nasal passages<br />
were starting to<br />
fill up.<br />
By the next<br />
morning, I was<br />
full-on sick.<br />
My nose was<br />
running, my head was<br />
hurting, my throat was<br />
burning, and I was feeling<br />
like a train had just hit me.<br />
At this stage, I traditionally<br />
make two moves: first,<br />
I go for a run (because I’m<br />
stupid enough to think I<br />
can run diseases out of my<br />
body), and two, I schedule<br />
an appointment with the<br />
doctor (because there’s no<br />
sense suffering if antibiotics<br />
can cure you faster).<br />
<strong>The</strong> run almost killed<br />
me. By the end of it I knew<br />
it was the wrong move<br />
What also makes this movie<br />
enjoyable is that the viewer will<br />
have no idea where the plot is<br />
headed, especially two-thirds of<br />
the way through when the story<br />
line twists dramatically.<br />
since I could barely stand<br />
up. I took a shower and<br />
climbed into bed where<br />
I slept solidly for the next<br />
twelve hours.<br />
<strong>The</strong> next morning, I<br />
got up and went to the<br />
doctor’s where I was told<br />
that I had a healthy case of<br />
strep throat. Strep is bad<br />
enough, but when you’ve<br />
had cancer in your throat<br />
like me, it’s especially<br />
painful.<br />
After 37 radiation<br />
treatments pointing at<br />
my neck three years ago,<br />
I’ve become particularly<br />
sensitive to spicy foods,<br />
carbonated beverages,<br />
and anything else that can<br />
tweak my throat – especially<br />
an illness that can<br />
induce pain in that area.<br />
As such, the doctor<br />
prescribed me some pain<br />
meds that would allow<br />
me to function. My sore<br />
throats get so bad that it<br />
becomes very difficult<br />
to swallow, whether it<br />
be food or drink. And<br />
since becoming dehydrated<br />
would make things<br />
radically worse, I needed<br />
something that would<br />
allow me to swallow.<br />
Eventually, the illness<br />
moved from my throat<br />
and nose and settled into<br />
my lungs. I now have<br />
an annoying cough that<br />
hopefully will dissipate<br />
over the next few days<br />
since I’m on antibiotics.<br />
<strong>The</strong>n I can get my life<br />
back together since I basically<br />
checked out for four<br />
days – ironically the exact<br />
length of time the aforementioned<br />
court case was<br />
supposed to last.<br />
This week’s film, “Parasite,”<br />
features a Korean<br />
family who will stop at<br />
nothing to get their lives<br />
back together after suffering<br />
in poverty for years.<br />
This film is set in modern<br />
day South Korea and<br />
highlights the discrepancies<br />
between the rich and<br />
poor by intermingling<br />
two families that come<br />
from entirely different<br />
economic backgrounds.<br />
How they play off each<br />
other within the same<br />
household is what gives<br />
this picture such an interesting<br />
cadence.<br />
What also makes this<br />
movie enjoyable is that<br />
the viewer will have no<br />
idea where the plot is<br />
headed, especially twothirds<br />
of the way through<br />
when the storyline twists<br />
dramatically. I was completely<br />
spellbound by the<br />
turn of events as I never<br />
saw it coming.<br />
If you’re in the mo od<br />
for an incredibly wellmade<br />
film that features<br />
some wonderful performances,<br />
definitely give<br />
this one a try. Yes, it has<br />
subtitles, but once things<br />
get rolling, you’ll barely<br />
notice. Plan to see this<br />
one at the Oscars as the<br />
winner of Best Foreign<br />
Film.<br />
A skillfully crafted “A-”<br />
for “Parasite.”<br />
Got a question or comment<br />
for Dom? You can<br />
email him at moviediary@<br />
att.net.<br />
Bird’s eye view<br />
I never had a tree house as a child and was not exposed<br />
to the view from a tree canopy until tree stands<br />
entered my life. <strong>The</strong> look of a forest is completely<br />
changed when one is actually<br />
in the forest canopy and to go<br />
from the land of the root flare<br />
and tree trunk to the world of<br />
canopy and actual tree crown<br />
forces you to change the way<br />
one looks at trees and forests.<br />
You are in the land of birds and<br />
squirrels and the myriad of<br />
Tree Talk plant organisms living high up.<br />
Several years ago I had the<br />
By Gary Salmon<br />
opportunity to dangle about<br />
170 feet above ground in the<br />
crowns of a young western hemlock stand (about 500<br />
years old).<br />
It was a research plot of about 5 acres and every<br />
tree was approachable from ground to crown via a<br />
construction crane made available for forest crown<br />
research. A computer and careful operator could literally<br />
put you at any level of any of the 100 plus trees<br />
in this study of tree crown dynamics.<br />
A few years later the National Arbor Day Foundation<br />
built a tree crown/tree house at their facility in<br />
Nebraska City at about the same time that the Monte<br />
Verde Cloud Forest in Costa Rica built one of the first<br />
canopy walks to get interested folks a different view.<br />
Three years ago the Wild Center in Tupper Lake<br />
(established in 2002) built the “Wild Walk” to have<br />
visitors visit the canopy of a section of forest on their<br />
lands with associated environmental modules to go<br />
with it. It has been wildly popular.<br />
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