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Boiler Room Annex<br />
The Importance of Discovering Fire<br />
Source: engineering-humour.com/engineering-jokes.html<br />
A scientist and an engineer were sharing a prison cell,<br />
both sentenced to be shot at dawn. Fortunately, they came<br />
up with a plan. As the physicist was led out to the firing<br />
squad, the engineer set fire to a small pile of straw on the<br />
window-ledge of their cell.<br />
"Look!" the physicist yelled to his captors. "The prison is<br />
burning!" The firing squad dropped their weapons and<br />
ran to put out the conflagration. Furthermore, the Warden<br />
decided that the scientist deserved a pardon for saving the<br />
prison.<br />
The next day the firing squad came for the engineer. As<br />
you might guess, the scientist was having a much harder<br />
time getting a large enough fire going outside the prison<br />
to draw attention. As it happens, it wasn't until the engineer<br />
was staring down the rifle barrels that he finally saw<br />
enough smoke. So, as fast as he could, the engineer yelled,<br />
"Fire!"<br />
Solution:<br />
P R O A D M C P A S B W<br />
A L O N E D A I S W O O L F R A I L<br />
S A N E R I T E M A S E A L I N D A<br />
H I D A G O N I F T Y T H Y J O Y<br />
N O T U S A R O T W E E R O W<br />
A P T T A K E S I N X I I<br />
W I N G S G E L C W A L O B A R<br />
A D O I B M B R A V E H A L A P E<br />
S E R F L T D A L A S A P S N I P<br />
A M I N O A D V E R S E O S A K A<br />
N B W I I I S O D S H Y<br />
S I N A I S T O W I N G T E E T H<br />
A E R Y N A Y L E T E L L R Y A N<br />
Y E A K G B L I B Y A E E L P R E<br />
E N N U I C O O D U O A D O P T<br />
R A T A T T E N D S S P Y<br />
O W N W A R E G O S K I E R E<br />
I W O P O I M A G N A A C E A B S<br />
R I V E R M E A L O V E R A S C O T<br />
E N E M Y E R R S S O Y A T E E N Y<br />
G N U D R Y W E T C R Y<br />
The Nature of Probability<br />
Source: engineering-humour.com/engineering-jokes.html<br />
Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician goes down to the<br />
bar, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat,<br />
which is empty, and asks a girl who isn't there if he can buy<br />
her a drink.<br />
The bartender, who is used to weird university types, always<br />
shrugs but keeps quiet. But when Valentine's Day arrives, and<br />
the mathematician makes a particularly heart-wrenching plea<br />
into empty space, curiosity gets the better of the bartender,<br />
and he says, “I apologize for my stupid questions, but surely<br />
you know there is NEVER a woman sitting in that last stool.<br />
Why do you persist in asking out empty space?”<br />
MARCH SOLUTION<br />
when the proper wave function will collapse and a girl might<br />
suddenly appear there.”<br />
The bartender raises his eyebrows. “Really? Interesting. But<br />
couldn't you just ask one of the girls who comes here every<br />
Friday if you could buy her a drink? Never know — she might<br />
say yes.”<br />
The mathematician laughs. “Yeah, right — how likely is that<br />
to happen?”<br />
The mathematician replies, “Well, according to quantum<br />
physics, empty space is never truly empty. Virtual particles<br />
come into existence and vanish all the time. You never know<br />
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