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Even though they were at the town park to work,the Girl Scouts weren’t gonna let an opportunityto do some fundraising pass them by. They setup a stand to sell cookies, and one of their firstcustomers was MOM. So I guess she’d changedher mind about people selling stuff to volunteers.I was glad the Girl Scouts were running the show,but they were working us HARD. After an hour ofraking, I was worn out and wanted to go home.But it was clear they weren’t letting ANYONEgo until the last leaf was bagged.Another person in my group who seemed a littleworn out was my Homework Buddy, Frew.93
OTHER people figured out how smart Frew is,and a bunch of grown-ups started bugging himfor stuff they’d usually get from their PHONES.I noticed that every half hour, the Girl Scoutsrotated from group to group. So during achanging of the guard, I saw my opportunityand TOOK it.94
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OTHER BOOKS BY JEFF KINNEYDiary of
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PUBLISHER’S NOTE: This is a work
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SEPTEMBERSaturdayGrown-ups are alwa
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Personally, I think a little separa
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In the old days, people were just a
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In fact, the way we’re headed, I
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SundayDad says that when HE was gro
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The other reason I signed up for Fi
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But every time Mom put the collar o
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And to be honest with you, I feel l
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The first time we got together, Fre
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The other day he wrote a paper and
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I was actually OK with Grandpa movi
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Things have been a little tense eve
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What seems to annoy Dad the MOST is
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I guess Dad was pretty embarrassed
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I’m not the only one who’s been
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They have this one dessert on the m
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But the manager said Rodrick was an
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Grown-ups are ALWAYS talking about
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Dad said when he was in middle scho
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See, that’s the problem with putt
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I figure the sooner Grandpa’s bac
Page 50 and 51: Old-Timey Tobias is supposed to wal
Page 52 and 53: FridayAll the buzz at school has be
Page 54 and 55: In fact, Rodrick seemed kind of tra
Page 56 and 57: The reason the school asked Mom and
Page 58 and 59: That sent Mom into a PANIC, and we
Page 60 and 61: Mom told Dad to drive home so she c
Page 62 and 63: Dad kicked everyone out of the hous
Page 64 and 65: I wish we had done a better job of
Page 66 and 67: I’m all for technology, but not w
Page 68 and 69: These days you can even get in trou
Page 70 and 71: Mom’s made it her mission to get
Page 72 and 73: The park used to be NICE, but thing
Page 74 and 75: The next thing I noticed was that t
Page 76 and 77: When we got back home, we didn’t
Page 78 and 79: Once Rowley calmed down, we started
Page 80 and 81: The next few people said the same t
Page 82 and 83: I started to notice that the people
Page 84 and 85: But a minute later, he set up his s
Page 86 and 87: The problem is, Rowley’s not in t
Page 88 and 89: With the big cleanup going on down
Page 90 and 91: But Mom said it was “tacky” to
Page 92 and 93: Mom stepped in our way. She told me
Page 94 and 95: Don’t ask me why people brought t
Page 96 and 97: Apparently these guys were bused in
Page 98 and 99: My team was responsible for raking
Page 102 and 103: I knew EXACTLY where I was headed,
Page 104 and 105: Frew said he couldn’t handle all
Page 106 and 107: But Billy said he was making a run
Page 108 and 109: So I started heading back to the pl
Page 110 and 111: After a while we were able to put s
Page 112 and 113: Then it dawned on me that if this g
Page 114 and 115: But after all his big talk about li
Page 116 and 117: And when I disappeared from the par
Page 118 and 119: If there’s NOT a camera in there,
Page 120 and 121: And now that I know what’s in peo
Page 122 and 123: I soaked up as much water as I coul
Page 124 and 125: He hasn’t been allowed to drive s
Page 126 and 127: Grandpa slammed on the brakes, and
Page 128 and 129: Grandpa headed off on foot, and I w
Page 130 and 131: Eventually the community service cr
Page 132 and 133: I jerked the steering wheel left an
Page 134 and 135: I went through my book bag and foun
Page 136 and 137: I buried the Freshies at the bottom
Page 138 and 139: It looked a little outdated to me,
Page 140 and 141: When we finally got there and drove
Page 142 and 143: Another kid chimed in and said HE h
Page 144 and 145: I GUARANTEE you, if anyone told me
Page 146 and 147: I was really glad I’d left those
Page 148 and 149: Mom had actually wanted to voluntee
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I was glad I got assigned to the sa
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Everybody started picking out their
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Mr. Jefferson showed us how to form
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But she couldn’t pull the tooth o
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After that we did an activity where
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After dinner we went back to the ca
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Jordan found a tick on the back of
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That’s when it occurred to me tha
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After we cleaned up from breakfast,
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As we were leaving to move on to th
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I’ll tell you, when I’m older I
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At dinner, Silas Scratch’s “gra
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I thought that was the stupidest id
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The fish seemed OK for the time bei
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I got a letter from Rodrick, too, b
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Julian wasn’t the ONLY one who se
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Unfortunately, we were so focused o
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Well, they shouldn’t have put tha
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The next thing we knew, the chapero
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It turns out Rowley got an infectio
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Rowley came back with what looked l
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While we were off trying to set up
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But there was a lot of GOOD stuff i
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Luckily, Jeffrey wears glasses, too
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So Emilio was in. We all started ge
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Mr. Nuzzi had left his OWN footprin
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Then Jeffrey made everything a hund
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But when I looked around, I realize
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I definitely wasn’t comfortable w
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Mrs. Graziano chewed us out for our
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At first I thought Dad must’ve be
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At dinner some kids from another gr
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I would’ve asked DAD for help, bu
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The door on the front of the place
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I turned to run, and that’s when
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So he came up with the story of Sil
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I really didn’t wanna spend the n
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I was about to load my bag onto the
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