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I guess Dad was pretty embarrassed by thechart, because the other day he took it down.But without that thing to guide me through themorning, I got the order of things all wrongand ended up wearing socks over my shoes.These days, I think Dad’s just WAITING forme to screw up. This morning I forgot to put thecap back on the tube of toothpaste, and Dad wasready to POUNCE.27
I didn’t think it was a big deal, but Dad gave methis long speech about how “little things have bigconsequences.”He said if I was a kid growing up in frontiertimes and it was my job to tighten the bolts onthe wagon wheels but I FORGOT to, then thewheels would fall off and our family would get eatenby wolves.I thought Dad was being kind of dramatic, butit DID make me feel a little guilty about thattoothpaste cap.28
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Page 8 and 9: SEPTEMBERSaturdayGrown-ups are alwa
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Page 12 and 13: In the old days, people were just a
Page 14 and 15: In fact, the way we’re headed, I
Page 16 and 17: SundayDad says that when HE was gro
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Page 20 and 21: But every time Mom put the collar o
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Page 24 and 25: The first time we got together, Fre
Page 26 and 27: The other day he wrote a paper and
Page 28 and 29: I was actually OK with Grandpa movi
Page 30 and 31: Things have been a little tense eve
Page 32 and 33: What seems to annoy Dad the MOST is
Page 36 and 37: I’m not the only one who’s been
Page 38 and 39: They have this one dessert on the m
Page 40 and 41: But the manager said Rodrick was an
Page 42 and 43: Grown-ups are ALWAYS talking about
Page 44 and 45: Dad said when he was in middle scho
Page 46 and 47: See, that’s the problem with putt
Page 48 and 49: I figure the sooner Grandpa’s bac
Page 50 and 51: Old-Timey Tobias is supposed to wal
Page 52 and 53: FridayAll the buzz at school has be
Page 54 and 55: In fact, Rodrick seemed kind of tra
Page 56 and 57: The reason the school asked Mom and
Page 58 and 59: That sent Mom into a PANIC, and we
Page 60 and 61: Mom told Dad to drive home so she c
Page 62 and 63: Dad kicked everyone out of the hous
Page 64 and 65: I wish we had done a better job of
Page 66 and 67: I’m all for technology, but not w
Page 68 and 69: These days you can even get in trou
Page 70 and 71: Mom’s made it her mission to get
Page 72 and 73: The park used to be NICE, but thing
Page 74 and 75: The next thing I noticed was that t
Page 76 and 77: When we got back home, we didn’t
Page 78 and 79: Once Rowley calmed down, we started
Page 80 and 81: The next few people said the same t
Page 82 and 83: I started to notice that the people
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But a minute later, he set up his s
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The problem is, Rowley’s not in t
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With the big cleanup going on down
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But Mom said it was “tacky” to
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Mom stepped in our way. She told me
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Don’t ask me why people brought t
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Apparently these guys were bused in
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My team was responsible for raking
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Even though they were at the town p
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I knew EXACTLY where I was headed,
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Frew said he couldn’t handle all
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But Billy said he was making a run
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So I started heading back to the pl
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After a while we were able to put s
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Then it dawned on me that if this g
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But after all his big talk about li
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And when I disappeared from the par
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If there’s NOT a camera in there,
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And now that I know what’s in peo
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I soaked up as much water as I coul
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He hasn’t been allowed to drive s
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Grandpa slammed on the brakes, and
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Grandpa headed off on foot, and I w
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Eventually the community service cr
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I jerked the steering wheel left an
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I went through my book bag and foun
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I buried the Freshies at the bottom
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It looked a little outdated to me,
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When we finally got there and drove
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Another kid chimed in and said HE h
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I GUARANTEE you, if anyone told me
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I was really glad I’d left those
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Mom had actually wanted to voluntee
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I was glad I got assigned to the sa
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Everybody started picking out their
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Mr. Jefferson showed us how to form
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But she couldn’t pull the tooth o
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After that we did an activity where
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After dinner we went back to the ca
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Jordan found a tick on the back of
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That’s when it occurred to me tha
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After we cleaned up from breakfast,
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As we were leaving to move on to th
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I’ll tell you, when I’m older I
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At dinner, Silas Scratch’s “gra
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I thought that was the stupidest id
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The fish seemed OK for the time bei
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I got a letter from Rodrick, too, b
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Julian wasn’t the ONLY one who se
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Unfortunately, we were so focused o
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Well, they shouldn’t have put tha
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The next thing we knew, the chapero
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It turns out Rowley got an infectio
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Rowley came back with what looked l
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While we were off trying to set up
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But there was a lot of GOOD stuff i
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Luckily, Jeffrey wears glasses, too
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So Emilio was in. We all started ge
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Mr. Nuzzi had left his OWN footprin
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Then Jeffrey made everything a hund
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But when I looked around, I realize
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I definitely wasn’t comfortable w
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Mrs. Graziano chewed us out for our
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At first I thought Dad must’ve be
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At dinner some kids from another gr
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I would’ve asked DAD for help, bu
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The door on the front of the place
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I turned to run, and that’s when
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So he came up with the story of Sil
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I really didn’t wanna spend the n
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I was about to load my bag onto the
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