Old School ( PDFDrive )

Mr. Jefferson has been trying to teach us how to
do some basic outdoorsy things, but it turns out
he’s just about as useless as the REST of us.
Yesterday he was trying to teach us how to build
a fire, and he broke the “no electronics” rule by
using his phone to look up how to do it. But his
battery died when a couple of my cabinmates got
ahold of it to watch videos of screaming goats.
I guess Mr. Jefferson learned a LITTLE bit
before the battery died, because he got a fire
going and told the rest of us to get some
kindling. Nobody knew what kindling WAS,
though, so we brought back everything we
thought might burn.
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