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OTHER BOOKS BY JEFF KINNEYDiary of
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PUBLISHER’S NOTE: This is a work
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SEPTEMBERSaturdayGrown-ups are alwa
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Personally, I think a little separa
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In the old days, people were just a
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In fact, the way we’re headed, I
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SundayDad says that when HE was gro
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The other reason I signed up for Fi
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But every time Mom put the collar o
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And to be honest with you, I feel l
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The first time we got together, Fre
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The other day he wrote a paper and
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I was actually OK with Grandpa movi
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Things have been a little tense eve
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What seems to annoy Dad the MOST is
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I guess Dad was pretty embarrassed
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I’m not the only one who’s been
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They have this one dessert on the m
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But the manager said Rodrick was an
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Grown-ups are ALWAYS talking about
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Dad said when he was in middle scho
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See, that’s the problem with putt
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I figure the sooner Grandpa’s bac
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Old-Timey Tobias is supposed to wal
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FridayAll the buzz at school has be
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In fact, Rodrick seemed kind of tra
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The reason the school asked Mom and
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That sent Mom into a PANIC, and we
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Mom told Dad to drive home so she c
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Dad kicked everyone out of the hous
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I wish we had done a better job of
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I’m all for technology, but not w
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These days you can even get in trou
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Mom’s made it her mission to get
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The park used to be NICE, but thing
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The next thing I noticed was that t
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When we got back home, we didn’t
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Once Rowley calmed down, we started
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The next few people said the same t
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I started to notice that the people
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But a minute later, he set up his s
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The problem is, Rowley’s not in t
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With the big cleanup going on down
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But Mom said it was “tacky” to
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Mom stepped in our way. She told me
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Don’t ask me why people brought t
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Apparently these guys were bused in
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My team was responsible for raking
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Even though they were at the town p
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I knew EXACTLY where I was headed,
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Frew said he couldn’t handle all
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But Billy said he was making a run
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So I started heading back to the pl
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After a while we were able to put s
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Then it dawned on me that if this g
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But after all his big talk about li
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And when I disappeared from the par
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If there’s NOT a camera in there,
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And now that I know what’s in peo
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I soaked up as much water as I coul
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He hasn’t been allowed to drive s
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Grandpa slammed on the brakes, and
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Grandpa headed off on foot, and I w
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Eventually the community service cr
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I jerked the steering wheel left an
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I went through my book bag and foun
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I buried the Freshies at the bottom
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It looked a little outdated to me,
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When we finally got there and drove
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Another kid chimed in and said HE h
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I GUARANTEE you, if anyone told me
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I was really glad I’d left those
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Mom had actually wanted to voluntee
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I was glad I got assigned to the sa
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Everybody started picking out their
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Mr. Jefferson showed us how to form
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But she couldn’t pull the tooth o
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After that we did an activity where
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After dinner we went back to the ca
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Jordan found a tick on the back of
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That’s when it occurred to me tha
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After we cleaned up from breakfast,
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As we were leaving to move on to th
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I’ll tell you, when I’m older I
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At dinner, Silas Scratch’s “gra
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