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The problem is, Rowley’s not in the best shape, soit was a bad look for our company.Luckily, a guy who was actually in shape came upthe hill right after that, and I offered to payhim a few bucks if he told everyone he got thatway by drinking our NRG Fitness Water.But I guess he had better things to do, becausehe told us he wasn’t interested.79
Unfortunately, a guy walking DOWN the hilloverheard us, and he said he’d be HAPPY toendorse our product.Not to be mean or anything, but this guy definitelydid not have the look we were after.So to make him go away, I paid him three bucksto tell people he DIDN’T drink our stuff.I realized we were still competing for beveragedollars with the kid across the street and that ifwe were gonna make any REAL money, we neededto move our operation to a whole new market.And I knew just the place: the town park.80
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OTHER BOOKS BY JEFF KINNEYDiary of
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PUBLISHER’S NOTE: This is a work
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SEPTEMBERSaturdayGrown-ups are alwa
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Personally, I think a little separa
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In the old days, people were just a
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In fact, the way we’re headed, I
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SundayDad says that when HE was gro
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The other reason I signed up for Fi
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But every time Mom put the collar o
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And to be honest with you, I feel l
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The first time we got together, Fre
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The other day he wrote a paper and
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I was actually OK with Grandpa movi
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Things have been a little tense eve
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What seems to annoy Dad the MOST is
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I guess Dad was pretty embarrassed
Page 36 and 37: I’m not the only one who’s been
Page 38 and 39: They have this one dessert on the m
Page 40 and 41: But the manager said Rodrick was an
Page 42 and 43: Grown-ups are ALWAYS talking about
Page 44 and 45: Dad said when he was in middle scho
Page 46 and 47: See, that’s the problem with putt
Page 48 and 49: I figure the sooner Grandpa’s bac
Page 50 and 51: Old-Timey Tobias is supposed to wal
Page 52 and 53: FridayAll the buzz at school has be
Page 54 and 55: In fact, Rodrick seemed kind of tra
Page 56 and 57: The reason the school asked Mom and
Page 58 and 59: That sent Mom into a PANIC, and we
Page 60 and 61: Mom told Dad to drive home so she c
Page 62 and 63: Dad kicked everyone out of the hous
Page 64 and 65: I wish we had done a better job of
Page 66 and 67: I’m all for technology, but not w
Page 68 and 69: These days you can even get in trou
Page 70 and 71: Mom’s made it her mission to get
Page 72 and 73: The park used to be NICE, but thing
Page 74 and 75: The next thing I noticed was that t
Page 76 and 77: When we got back home, we didn’t
Page 78 and 79: Once Rowley calmed down, we started
Page 80 and 81: The next few people said the same t
Page 82 and 83: I started to notice that the people
Page 84 and 85: But a minute later, he set up his s
Page 88 and 89: With the big cleanup going on down
Page 90 and 91: But Mom said it was “tacky” to
Page 92 and 93: Mom stepped in our way. She told me
Page 94 and 95: Don’t ask me why people brought t
Page 96 and 97: Apparently these guys were bused in
Page 98 and 99: My team was responsible for raking
Page 100 and 101: Even though they were at the town p
Page 102 and 103: I knew EXACTLY where I was headed,
Page 104 and 105: Frew said he couldn’t handle all
Page 106 and 107: But Billy said he was making a run
Page 108 and 109: So I started heading back to the pl
Page 110 and 111: After a while we were able to put s
Page 112 and 113: Then it dawned on me that if this g
Page 114 and 115: But after all his big talk about li
Page 116 and 117: And when I disappeared from the par
Page 118 and 119: If there’s NOT a camera in there,
Page 120 and 121: And now that I know what’s in peo
Page 122 and 123: I soaked up as much water as I coul
Page 124 and 125: He hasn’t been allowed to drive s
Page 126 and 127: Grandpa slammed on the brakes, and
Page 128 and 129: Grandpa headed off on foot, and I w
Page 130 and 131: Eventually the community service cr
Page 132 and 133: I jerked the steering wheel left an
Page 134 and 135: I went through my book bag and foun
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I buried the Freshies at the bottom
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It looked a little outdated to me,
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When we finally got there and drove
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Another kid chimed in and said HE h
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I GUARANTEE you, if anyone told me
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I was really glad I’d left those
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Mom had actually wanted to voluntee
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I was glad I got assigned to the sa
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Everybody started picking out their
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Mr. Jefferson showed us how to form
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But she couldn’t pull the tooth o
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After that we did an activity where
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After dinner we went back to the ca
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Jordan found a tick on the back of
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That’s when it occurred to me tha
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After we cleaned up from breakfast,
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As we were leaving to move on to th
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I’ll tell you, when I’m older I
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At dinner, Silas Scratch’s “gra
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I thought that was the stupidest id
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The fish seemed OK for the time bei
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I got a letter from Rodrick, too, b
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Julian wasn’t the ONLY one who se
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Unfortunately, we were so focused o
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Well, they shouldn’t have put tha
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The next thing we knew, the chapero
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It turns out Rowley got an infectio
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Rowley came back with what looked l
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While we were off trying to set up
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But there was a lot of GOOD stuff i
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Luckily, Jeffrey wears glasses, too
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So Emilio was in. We all started ge
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Mr. Nuzzi had left his OWN footprin
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Then Jeffrey made everything a hund
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But when I looked around, I realize
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I definitely wasn’t comfortable w
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Mrs. Graziano chewed us out for our
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At first I thought Dad must’ve be
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At dinner some kids from another gr
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I would’ve asked DAD for help, bu
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The door on the front of the place
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I turned to run, and that’s when
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So he came up with the story of Sil
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I really didn’t wanna spend the n
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I was about to load my bag onto the
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