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SATURDAY Vanguard, OCTOBER 16, 2021—41<br />
As soon as Timi came<br />
through the door of the<br />
roar<strong>in</strong>g party, all eyes<br />
were on her. Not because of her<br />
beauty of course. I’m sure if her<br />
mum were alive, she would be the<br />
last to call her pretty. But she’s<br />
always been very successful <strong>in</strong> her<br />
career and, as soon as the current<br />
manag<strong>in</strong>g director of the firm<br />
she’s worked with for decades<br />
retired, she was next <strong>in</strong> l<strong>in</strong>e A<br />
divorced mother of two, she’d<br />
paraded a str<strong>in</strong>g of men of means<br />
s<strong>in</strong>ce her divorce.<br />
Only, after a few years of<br />
courtship and us<strong>in</strong>g her to get<br />
favours from her numerous<br />
contacts, they’d dumped her. But<br />
like it’s said, there was always<br />
another man <strong>in</strong> the w<strong>in</strong>gs, ready<br />
to promise her last<strong>in</strong>g friendship.<br />
And the <strong>in</strong>curable romantic she’s<br />
always been, she always fell for<br />
their glib tongues.<br />
So, who was this man that now<br />
walked through the door with her,<br />
tower<strong>in</strong>g above her and look<strong>in</strong>g<br />
<strong>in</strong>credibly handsome? Surely he<br />
wouldn’t be another lucky ‘f<strong>in</strong>d’ of<br />
hers? By the time they’d hung<br />
around for the best part of an hour,<br />
words were out they were l<strong>over</strong>s.<br />
His name was Andy, an eng<strong>in</strong>eer<br />
bunmsof@yahoo.co.uk<br />
Pull off a new romance at 60!<br />
who had a successful bus<strong>in</strong>ess<br />
abroad. The ic<strong>in</strong>g on the cake for<br />
Timi was his be<strong>in</strong>g a divorce – he’d<br />
been s<strong>in</strong>gle for as long as Timi<br />
had, and if th<strong>in</strong>gs went the way<br />
they planned, he would be right<br />
there by her side as her husband<br />
when she would be confirmed her<br />
firm’s new manag<strong>in</strong>g director.<br />
All these facts came months<br />
later of course, as friends were<br />
dealt blow-by-blow reports on the<br />
progress of the romance. I was a<br />
bit anxious about Timi who<br />
always wore her heart on her<br />
sleeve. So when I ran <strong>in</strong>to her a<br />
few months before her expected<br />
promotion, I tried to h<strong>in</strong>t she<br />
should take this new relationship<br />
of hers with a shovel-full of salt.<br />
“What do you mean?!, she flared.<br />
“I’ve known Andy a long time you<br />
know! And we’d dated briefly <strong>in</strong><br />
the past. It was providence that<br />
made us meet aga<strong>in</strong> on an<br />
<strong>in</strong>ternational flight. Now we stay<br />
<strong>in</strong> each other’s houses whenever<br />
either of us travelled. Even when<br />
he’s away on bus<strong>in</strong>ess, I could<br />
always let myself <strong>in</strong>to his flat as I<br />
have extra set of keys.<br />
“You of all people should be<br />
happy for me! After all the<br />
adventurous users I’d been<br />
Sex is like go<strong>in</strong>g to the gym!<br />
SPEAK to any mother of<br />
young children and she’ll<br />
undoubtedly tell you that<br />
<strong>in</strong>timacy with her husband is not<br />
on her list of priorities. As far as<br />
most new mothers go, <strong>in</strong>timacy is<br />
usually tagged ‘the last job of the<br />
day’. But could hav<strong>in</strong>g children<br />
make your sex life with your<br />
husband even better – eventually?<br />
That with a bit of work, it can<br />
trigger a second honeymoon?<br />
Well, that’s what Sally said she<br />
disc<strong>over</strong>ed after three children<br />
and a sex life that left her husband<br />
gett<strong>in</strong>g a bit <strong>in</strong>different <strong>in</strong> the<br />
bedroom.<br />
“After hav<strong>in</strong>g children, a<br />
woman’s needs become mundane,<br />
th<strong>in</strong>gs such as her husband’s<br />
laundry or gett<strong>in</strong>g the meals ready.<br />
But a man’s libido rema<strong>in</strong>s. With<br />
our three children all under ten<br />
came the exhaustion of<br />
motherhood. I went from be<strong>in</strong>g a<br />
bubbly, flirty th<strong>in</strong>g to an anxious,<br />
snappy creature who lived <strong>in</strong> old<br />
wrappers tied across my chest.<br />
Dan, my husband’s demands<br />
became more of a bother. When<br />
met by my cold shoulder <strong>in</strong> the<br />
bedroom, he’d ask: ‘Have you<br />
gone off me? When I f<strong>in</strong>ally<br />
acquiescent after a few months<br />
with great reluctance, it’s usually<br />
<strong>in</strong> the missionary position and<br />
ma<strong>in</strong>ly because I didn’t want his<br />
need be<strong>in</strong>g met elsewhere.<br />
“I must have tackled more than<br />
I could chew – what with erratic<br />
house – helps and a randy husband<br />
– that my doctor diagnosed<br />
depression and gave me antidepressants.<br />
It was then Dan<br />
realised I really had a problem<br />
and he became more sympathetic.<br />
At least he could see that my lack<br />
of desire for sex wasn’t down to<br />
him. On one occasion, he even<br />
confessed he’d feared I was<br />
hav<strong>in</strong>g an affair – with three<br />
young children to look, after!?<br />
“When I was with my friends, our<br />
ma<strong>in</strong> <strong>top</strong>ic of conversation was<br />
how a house full of children left<br />
us do<strong>in</strong>g all we could to avoid sex.<br />
But I know Dan deserved more.<br />
He was a good husband and I<br />
wanted to satisfy him. Could<br />
anyth<strong>in</strong>g br<strong>in</strong>g the buzz back?<br />
Oddly enough, the trigger was a<br />
silly domestic row. I was still mad<br />
at him as I left for work <strong>in</strong> a huff.<br />
Then I remembered I still had<br />
some money meant for him <strong>in</strong> my<br />
bag. A colleague had advertised<br />
some l<strong>in</strong>gerie that I thought were<br />
ridiculously expensive. With<br />
sadistic delight, I splashed out his<br />
money on quite a few. At least with<br />
them, I might just be able to<br />
reignite a long-dormant spark.<br />
“And so, that night, while Dan<br />
was lock<strong>in</strong>g up, I changed <strong>in</strong>to my<br />
new undies and slipped <strong>in</strong>to bed.<br />
Instigat<strong>in</strong>g sex for the first time <strong>in</strong><br />
years was such a turn-on. When<br />
Dan saw me <strong>in</strong> bed, his mouth<br />
dropped open. It was the best sex<br />
we’d had <strong>in</strong> years. It felt like those<br />
early days when all that mattered<br />
was us. My libido had been kickstarted.<br />
See<strong>in</strong>g how happy it had<br />
made us, I came up with a plan<br />
<strong>in</strong>spired by an article I once read.<br />
I decided we should try to have<br />
sex every day for a week. Dan was<br />
delighted. And while we managed<br />
only three nights – exhaustion, TV<br />
and one of the kids be<strong>in</strong>g ill – we<br />
had fun try<strong>in</strong>g.<br />
“I realised what I’d been<br />
<strong>in</strong>volved with, I’ve<br />
f<strong>in</strong>ally met a genu<strong>in</strong>e<br />
man who wants to<br />
marry me!” Marriage?<br />
That was a new twist to<br />
the tale. Timi is a glam<br />
gran of 60 who has<br />
three grandchildren.<br />
Tell me, what sane man<br />
with a supposedly good<br />
job gets married to a<br />
60-year-old?<br />
Experience had<br />
thought me to keep my<br />
mouth shut whenever<br />
anyone I tried to<br />
counsel mentions love.<br />
NO matter what is<br />
said, they seldom listen.<br />
“And he’s a stud too,” she<br />
breathed. “For the first time s<strong>in</strong>ce<br />
I kicked my no-good husband out,<br />
I f<strong>in</strong>ally found a man who is free<br />
to parade me as his partner. And<br />
he’s taken the <strong>in</strong>vestment side of<br />
my life under his w<strong>in</strong>gs. We have<br />
some profitable projects we’re<br />
currently <strong>in</strong>volved with...”<br />
Warn<strong>in</strong>g bells started clang<strong>in</strong>g,<br />
but I kept my mouth shut. When it<br />
comes to bus<strong>in</strong>ess deals, Timi is<br />
as ruthless, as they come. Thanks<br />
to her bus<strong>in</strong>ess connection, she’s<br />
made a lot of m<strong>in</strong>d-bugl<strong>in</strong>g deals<br />
miss<strong>in</strong>g: how mak<strong>in</strong>g love unites<br />
a couple. The next morn<strong>in</strong>g we<br />
were more demonstrative <strong>in</strong>n our<br />
affections. Sex is like go<strong>in</strong>g to the<br />
gym – you might not fancy it to<br />
start with, but once you make the<br />
effort, you get addicted. It became<br />
a naughty secret between us – we’d<br />
send each other sexy texts dur<strong>in</strong>g<br />
the day and gaze at each other<br />
<strong>over</strong> d<strong>in</strong>ner. I suddenly<br />
remembered what I’d found<br />
attractive about my husband. It<br />
felt so dar<strong>in</strong>g – adults frolick<strong>in</strong>g<br />
<strong>in</strong> the same house as the children!<br />
Before we had children, the fact<br />
that sex was on tap made us<br />
complacent...”<br />
So all you readers read<strong>in</strong>g this<br />
and th<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>g ‘if only’, Sally<br />
stressed – if she could do it – after<br />
three children and ten years of<br />
almost non-exist<strong>in</strong>g libido –<br />
anyone could. “Believe me,” she<br />
concluded, “you’ll want to shout<br />
about it too!”<br />
and has impressive property to<br />
show for it. Who knows what other<br />
profitable doors this Andy wonder<br />
could open for her?<br />
Friends were prepar<strong>in</strong>g a few<br />
congratulatory parties for her<br />
promotion when the bubble burst.<br />
Andy had disappeared! “What do<br />
you mean disappeared?” I asked<br />
the friend who broke the news as<br />
if she was actually glad Timi had<br />
met her come-uppance. “That<br />
crafty rogue bided his time,” she<br />
expla<strong>in</strong>ed. “For close to two years,<br />
he spent a lot of her money and<br />
lavished attention on her; gave her<br />
m<strong>in</strong>d bugl<strong>in</strong>g sex and <strong>in</strong>troduced<br />
her to his four children as their<br />
step-mum. The crunch came when<br />
Andy <strong>in</strong>formed Timi of a property<br />
currently go<strong>in</strong>g for a song <strong>in</strong><br />
Brita<strong>in</strong>. They could both buy the<br />
property and turn it <strong>in</strong>to m<strong>in</strong>i bedsits<br />
for s<strong>in</strong>gle tenants. Timi fell<br />
for the impressive e-mail he sent<br />
her, show<strong>in</strong>g all the property’s<br />
features, what they both could do<br />
with it and how much they would<br />
be rak<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> when the bedsits were<br />
eventually let. He even made it<br />
possible for her to speak with the<br />
estate agents.<br />
“His firm would handle the<br />
reconstruction so they could save<br />
a few pennies. Our love-struck<br />
aunty fell for it. She sent <strong>in</strong><br />
thousands of pounds as downpayments<br />
and later flew down to<br />
see the progress be<strong>in</strong>g made at<br />
reconstruction. The builder was<br />
quite helpful too, answer<strong>in</strong>g all the<br />
questions Timi wanted answers to.<br />
She was so impressed, she sent <strong>in</strong><br />
more money. That was when Andy<br />
s<strong>top</strong>ped all contact with her. She<br />
couldn’t believe it. She travelled<br />
out and hurried down to his house<br />
but all the locks had been changed<br />
and none of the neighbours knew<br />
where to f<strong>in</strong>d him. She was still<br />
mak<strong>in</strong>g frantic enquiries about his<br />
whereabouts when he sent her a<br />
text he was <strong>in</strong> hospital and<br />
seriously ill. He would get <strong>in</strong> touch<br />
as soon as he felt better.<br />
“When next Timi visited their<br />
build<strong>in</strong>g site, the rubble were still<br />
there with no workers. On <strong>in</strong>quiry,<br />
she was told it was council<br />
property. Furiously, she tried to<br />
get hold of Andy with no luck. In<br />
the end she got hold of one of his<br />
daughters who didn’t look<br />
shocked at what her dad just did.<br />
“He does it all the time,” she said<br />
look<strong>in</strong>g at Timi with pity. Timi<br />
begged her to ask Andy to get <strong>in</strong><br />
touch or she would use all her<br />
connections to destroy him when<br />
next he showed up <strong>in</strong> Nigeria. ‘Why<br />
don’t you do just that?’ Andy<br />
challenged when he called a few<br />
days later. “I’ve just left the<br />
hospital after pay<strong>in</strong>g hefty bills<br />
from the venereal disease you gave<br />
me. You say any nasty th<strong>in</strong>g about<br />
me and I would let the world know<br />
what a disease riffled trollop you<br />
are!’<br />
Needless to say, that was the end<br />
of discussion leav<strong>in</strong>g our glam<br />
gran with no romance, no<br />
prospective husband and a chunk<br />
of her sav<strong>in</strong>gs gone, but happy to<br />
still have a job!<br />
Honeywell, FRSC collaborate on road safety awareness<br />
For the safety of lives and<br />
property dur<strong>in</strong>g Mber<br />
months especially Christmas<br />
period, the yearly road safety<br />
awareness <strong>in</strong>troduced by Road<br />
Safety and Honeywell Flour Mill<br />
Plc. has kicked off <strong>in</strong> a way to<br />
rem<strong>in</strong>d travellers especially<br />
drivers the need to observe road<br />
safety roles to avoid road<br />
accidents and avoidable deaths<br />
on our roads.<br />
Speak<strong>in</strong>g dur<strong>in</strong>g the awareness<br />
exercise, Assistant Corp<br />
Commander (ACC), Emmanuel<br />
Obi, Unit Commander RS2.15<br />
Ojota said, “we are here today<br />
because of the collaboration we<br />
have with Honeywell, <strong>in</strong> respect<br />
of our Mber month flag-off<br />
awareness with a theme:<br />
“Ma<strong>in</strong>ta<strong>in</strong> Self-Speed, Avoid<br />
Night Travel, Enjoy Quality Road<br />
Experience”. It has been ongo<strong>in</strong>g<br />
programme s<strong>in</strong>ce Road Safety<br />
started, that towards the end of the<br />
year, we try to sensitise our<br />
motorists on the right way to use<br />
the roads and tell them that the<br />
month of December is like any<br />
other month <strong>in</strong> the year. This, we<br />
have been do<strong>in</strong>g every year, and it<br />
is not an <strong>in</strong>-house programme.<br />
Awareness has always been go<strong>in</strong>g<br />
on and we have what is called,<br />
‘advocacy visit’ where we visit<br />
parts, churches and mosques to<br />
keep creat<strong>in</strong>g road safety<br />
awareness. It has been an ongo<strong>in</strong>g<br />
th<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> Road Safety”.<br />
However, Commander Obi said<br />
that what we are try<strong>in</strong>g to preach<br />
now is for drivers to avoid <strong>over</strong><br />
speed<strong>in</strong>g, get your valid driver’s<br />
lisence, don’t <strong>over</strong>load vehicles,<br />
ensure that your tyres are <strong>in</strong> good<br />
condition. “We also disencourage<br />
night trips because of the<br />
condition of our roads and<br />
<strong>in</strong>security <strong>in</strong> the country”.<br />
In addition, Mr. Dayo Adeniyi<br />
who is the lead trade market<strong>in</strong>g<br />
function, Honeywell Flour Plc.,<br />
said,<br />
“We have been <strong>in</strong>to this<br />
partnership with Road Safety up<br />
to a decade to create awareness<br />
dur<strong>in</strong>g Mber months because of<br />
our <strong>in</strong>terest <strong>in</strong> the life of Nigerians.<br />
Unfortunately, dur<strong>in</strong>g this season,<br />
a lot of lives are lost which need<br />
not be so, because of low<br />
awareness, ignorance and other<br />
practices of drivers. We will<br />
cont<strong>in</strong>ue to collaborate with Road<br />
Safety to ensure that the<br />
awareness and <strong>in</strong>formation is out<br />
there to our drivers and populace<br />
L-R: Trade Market<strong>in</strong>g Manager, Honeywell Flour Mills Plc, Mr.<br />
Adedayo Adeniyi; Customer and Channel Market<strong>in</strong>g Manager, Mrs.<br />
Ebele Oluwalana; Area Commander, Federal Road Safety<br />
Commission, Ojota Unit, Emmanuel Obi; Head Human Resources,<br />
HFMP, Mrs. Bisi Duduyemi and Head Corporate Strategy, Mr. Gbolaro<br />
Olulade, dur<strong>in</strong>g Honeywell/FRSC ember month safety campaign, <strong>in</strong><br />
Ikeja, Lagos…on Thursday<br />
at large on the need to take life<br />
easy at this time”.<br />
In terms of result of this<br />
awareness, Adeniyi said, “I want<br />
to believe that the Road Safety has<br />
the record of reduction <strong>in</strong> road<br />
accident and lives lost dur<strong>in</strong>g<br />
these periods.<br />
Speak<strong>in</strong>g about Honeywell<br />
Flour Mill Plc, he said <strong>in</strong> terms of<br />
our bus<strong>in</strong>ess, more people<br />
patronise us because they are life<br />
and the lives we are able to safe<br />
through this awareness is also to<br />
the benefit of our nation, Nigeria.