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Computer Crazies

By Noah Brown, 12

My computer has a virus,

My son called it “diseased”

So I took it to the doctor’s

He wasn’t all that pleased

So I brought it to the pharmacy

In hope to get some medicine

They called me crazy, security came

I had no choice but to jettison

So back home I went,

Maybe hot soup would do it good

But when presented with the bowl

It didn’t try any, I insisted it should

Warm milk and comic books

Always cheered me up as a kid

So I presented them, to no avail,

No matter how many times I bid

Running out of options, I think

My computer’s just lazy.

When I told my son what I had done

He only called me crazy.

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