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Boiler Room Annex<br />
High Vaultage<br />
Source: www.edn.com<br />
There once was a young engineer, who, having worked for<br />
several years, decided that he and his family should have<br />
a weekend getaway place. He searched the surrounding<br />
country and found a lovely spot with frontage on a small<br />
river. They built a cabin and began spending time there every<br />
chance they got. The kids loved it, and friends came for the<br />
quiet and fishing.<br />
The engineer, however, wanted something unique for<br />
his cabin. He had been an award-winning pole-vaulter in<br />
college. So he built a set of poles with a crosspiece, and a<br />
mulched run. He bought a new carbon-fiber vaulting pole,<br />
new shoes, and was all set. He would start off down the run,<br />
plant his pole, soar over the crosspiece, and land in the river<br />
with a satisfying splash. What a great way to spend a hot<br />
afternoon. He tried to teach a few friends to vault, with no<br />
success.<br />
One spring, he went out early after a very wet winter with<br />
lots of rain. When the family arrived, the river was up and<br />
flowing at a good clip, with twice the usual current. The<br />
engineer was determined to enjoy a few vaults into the water,<br />
but his wife didn’t think it was safe. But he was a good<br />
swimmer, and proceeded to have a go at it. His run and jump<br />
were flawless, and he hit the water in good form, but upon<br />
surfacing, he was swept downstream and disappeared. His<br />
body was found later that day, tangled in streamside debris.<br />
It was a sad end for the engineer, and the family sold the<br />
cabin, with no desire to return to the scene of such tragedy.<br />
Our lamented engineer was a civil engineer. Had he consulted<br />
one of his electrical engineer compadres, he would have<br />
been warned that “It's not vaultage that kills you, it's the<br />
current!”<br />
Solving a Burning Problem<br />
Source: www.reddit.com<br />
An engineer, a mathematician, a statistician and a physicist<br />
are staying in a hotel room. Late at night, a spark emerges<br />
from the electrical socket, and soon enough, flames begin<br />
Solution:<br />
A M E B A I W O A C S A L T A R<br />
C A L Y X A N I M A L D O C M Y R R H<br />
C R U E L A N T I P A S T O M E U S E<br />
R E D E R R T E N L E O C O T<br />
A S E A E P E E O R A L C E N T<br />
Y A P E R E C W A F L U<br />
T H E E G N A W I N G I D L Y<br />
C W O R A D S S T P E N E A T<br />
N O N O L E F E W E R A R K G N U<br />
S C O W E M A I L S U P R A D I K E<br />
I R E E X T M R S U S E<br />
S T A B P R E L L A M O N G B L E U<br />
B I B S R I Y U M M Y I O N A I M<br />
E E L W E T G A B P T A T S P<br />
S E M I D E E M I N G I T E M<br />
U G H A P R T E E A L I<br />
B R I G U S D A T E L L E E L S<br />
A I D G M T N A P E A R L I E<br />
S N O R E E X T O R T I O N S W I N E<br />
I S L A M W I L D C A R D S V O T E R<br />
N E S T S I C E S S E P E E R S<br />
shooting out. All four wake up in a panic. The engineer<br />
thinks to douse the flames using anything but water. The<br />
physicist thinks to shut off all power and rushes down to the<br />
hotel lobby. The mathematician is convinced that no solution<br />
exists and goes back to bed. But the statistician looks a moment<br />
thoughtfully at the growing conflagration and decides<br />
to light the curtains of the room on fire, saying, “We need<br />
more data.”<br />
Fancy Book Learning<br />
Source: Reddit.com<br />
JULY SOLUTION<br />
An old country gentleman sent his son off to engineering<br />
school. Four years later, upon his son’s return, he asked him<br />
what the lad had learned at college. The son replied, “Pi r<br />
squared.” The dad exclaimed, “You didn’t learn nothin’ boy<br />
— pie are round! Cornbread’s square!”<br />
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