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The Baptism of Nicholas Bakos<br />
Parents Mark and Christina Bakos<br />
Bible humour<br />
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?<br />
A . N o a h . H e w a s f l o a t i n g h i s s t o c k w h i l e e v e r y o n e e l s e w a s i n l i q u i d a t i o n .<br />
Q . W h o w a s t h e g r e a t e s t f e m a l e f i n a n c i e r i n t h e B i b l e ?<br />
A . P h a r a o h ’s d a u g h t e r. S h e w e n t d o w n t o t h e b a n k o f t h e N i l e a n d d r e w o u t a l i t t l e p r o p h e t .<br />
Q . W h o w a s t h e g r e a t e s t c o m e d i a n i n t h e B i b l e ?<br />
A . S a m s o n . H e b r o u g h t t h e h o u s e d o w n .<br />
Q . W h a t e x c u s e d i d A d a m g i v e t o h i s c h i l d r e n a s t o w h y h e n o l o n g e r l i v e d i n E d e n ?<br />
A . Yo u r m o t h e r a t e u s o u t o f h o u s e a n d h o m e .<br />
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?<br />
A . M o s e s . H e b r o k e a l l 1 0 c o m m a n d m e n t s a t o n c e . . .<br />
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?<br />
A . T h e a r e a a r o u n d J o r d a n , t h e b a n k s w e r e a l w a y s o v e r f l o w i n g .<br />
F r i e n d s a r e G o d ’s w a y o f t a k i n g c a r e o f u s .
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