InRO Weekly — Volume 1, Issue 16
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FILM REVIEWS<br />
Theoretically, this isn’t an awful setup. After all, horny men falling<br />
into spy hijinks is a Hitchcock staple. Even the undesirability of<br />
the two leads shouldn’t be much of a problem: yes, Cole behaves<br />
like a needy, desperate creep and Sadie kills dozens of men<br />
without a second thought, but a good rom-com can make easy<br />
work of overlooking the most tragic character flaws. The magic<br />
of the genre is often in how sexual tension and charm overcome<br />
the irrationality of a potential relationship and its circumstances.<br />
Evidently, the filmmaker and his leads are simply not up to that<br />
task. Fletcher directs with a listlessness befitting<br />
cinematographer Salvatore Totino’s flat images, composing his<br />
shots without creativity or even seemingly any attempt at style.<br />
Evans and De Armas, in return, meet the director and the<br />
material at that level <strong>—</strong> these are objectively sexy people who<br />
have proven charming in the past, but it’s impossible to find<br />
chemistry in their sleepy performances. Evans’ work here, which<br />
consists of half-assed charming smiles and tossed-off quips,<br />
makes the case that if Marvel hasn’t outright destroyed cinema, it<br />
has at least drained the actor of his remaining personality and<br />
energy. De Armas, meanwhile, never seems comfortable in her<br />
role, even as she plays her third spy character in the past three<br />
years. She’s as lackluster with the film’s dialogue as she is with<br />
its action scenes, a far, far cry from her movie-stealing<br />
performance in No Time to Die. And were it not for the film’s third<br />
parties loudly and constantly pointing it out, the sexual tension<br />
supposedly bubbling beneath their bickering would go completely<br />
unnoticed.<br />
On the other hand, half of the time Ghosted doesn’t even seem<br />
interested in the rom or com of the romantic comedy it’s failing<br />
to sell, and instead gets too wrapped up in its lame spy thriller<br />
MacGuffin hunt. In fact, there’s far more action in the film than<br />
there is sex or kissing, and it’s all somehow even less exciting<br />
than the romance, as many of these setpieces are just blurs of<br />
CGI and stunt doubles set to a series of needle drops<br />
indistinguishable from the playlist at a middle school dance. One<br />
extended car chase sequence is set to “My Sharona,” while, for<br />
some reason, the climactic shootout makes use of the egregious<br />
“Uptown Funk.” But the worst offender is a brawl on an airplane<br />
set to Jet’s “Are You Gonna Be My Girl?” Interesting, because<br />
Pitchfork once reviewed a Jet album with nothing except a video<br />
of a chimp pissing in its own mouth. Ghosted inspires roughly the<br />
same enthusiasm. <strong>—</strong> CHRIS MELLO<br />
DIRECTOR: Dexter Fletcher; CAST: Chris Evans, Ana de Armas,<br />
Adrien Brody, Mike Moh; DISTRIBUTOR: Apple TV+; STREAMING:<br />
April 21; RUNTIME: 1 hr. 56 min.<br />
PLAN 75<br />
Chie Hayakawa<br />
As its title would have it, Plan 75 has a broad purview over the<br />
implementation and implications of its alternate, near-future. In<br />
this future, set in Japan, citizens 75 years and above are not only<br />
permitted, but actively encouraged to opt for euthenasia as a<br />
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