RACE NIGHT - Suited & Booted

SNOW JOKE
On a bitterly cold day during the recent big snow
over. A Traffic officer on patrol in his 4x4 on
came across a motorcyclist stranded on a steep
country road miles from the nearest town.
The rider who was all kitted out in protective
clothing and full face helmet.
“What’s the matter?” asked the TA Womble.
“Carburetor’s frozen up,” was the terse reply.
“Pee on it. That’ll thaw it out,” says TA Womble.
“I can’t do that ! “ replied the motorcyclist.
“OK, watch me and I will show you.”
The Womble then demonstrated by lubricating
the carburetor, as promised by pissing over it
himself.
The bike started and the biker rode off, waving. A
few days later, the local police office received a note
of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider.
It began: “On behalf of my daughter, who
recently was stranded ....”
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