RACE NIGHT - Suited & Booted
RACE NIGHT - Suited & Booted
RACE NIGHT - Suited & Booted
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YEOVIL LABOUR CLUB<br />
NOTICE TO MEMBERS<br />
MARCH ENTERTAINMENT<br />
Tue<br />
2nd QUIZ <strong>NIGHT</strong> 8PM<br />
Sat<br />
6th MEMPHIS 56<br />
Sat<br />
13th OUTRAGE<br />
Tue<br />
16th QUIZ <strong>NIGHT</strong> 8PM<br />
Sat<br />
20th PENNY ARCADE<br />
Sat<br />
27th COVER TO COVER<br />
Tue<br />
30th QUIZ <strong>NIGHT</strong> 8PM<br />
Sat<br />
3rd THE ROCKIN’ 60S<br />
Apr<br />
KARAOKE EVERY SUNDAY 8PM<br />
Tues & Sat bingo eyes down 1PM<br />
Thurs bingo 1.30 & 7.30PM<br />
Members AGM<br />
Sun 28th Mar 7.30pm<br />
TELEPHONE 01935 471138<br />
Central Road, Yeovil, BA20 1JL<br />
TOYOTAS<br />
Aren’t you glad that the car in front is a<br />
Toyota rather than the car behind you.<br />
Slightly modified Toyota slogan.<br />
“The car that just slammed into the car in<br />
front is a Toyota - with a dodgy throttle”.<br />
NEWS : ‘Toyota Recalls 180,000 UK Cars’<br />
I’m not surprised, that would be a lot of cars<br />
to just forget about.<br />
“Just driving my new Toyota Prius, chat to<br />
you later, can’t stop.”<br />
So far Toyota have had problems with brakes,<br />
accelerator pedals and steering. Reminds me<br />
a lot of the glory days of British Leyland cars.<br />
The car in front jammed in the back of the<br />
car in front is a Toyota.<br />
This weekend I’ll be renting that flick about<br />
the Toyota mess...<br />
“Total Recall”.<br />
MEN & WOMEN<br />
A woman marries a man expecting he will<br />
someday change but he never does. A man<br />
marries a woman expecting that she will never<br />
change , but she does!<br />
A woman must always have the last word in<br />
any argument . Anything a man says after that<br />
is the beginning of a new argument<br />
Smart man + smart woman = Romance<br />
Smart man + dumb woman = Affair<br />
Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage<br />
Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy<br />
OLDIES<br />
There’s good news and bad<br />
news for seniors and their<br />
mental health.<br />
The good news? Drinking<br />
blueberry juice improves an<br />
older person’s memory.<br />
The bad news? They have to<br />
remember to buy it.<br />
DOCTOR DOCTOR<br />
A man goes to her doctor with a bit of lettuce<br />
hanging out of his backside.<br />
The Doctor says “that looks nasty”. He says<br />
“Nasty?” says the man, “it’s just the tip of the<br />
iceberg!”<br />
DINNER INVITE<br />
“Darling,” said this husband to his wife, “I’ve<br />
invited a friend home for supper.”<br />
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I<br />
haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,<br />
and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”<br />
“I know all that.”<br />
“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”<br />
“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting<br />
married.”
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