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(24) <strong>SLUG</strong><br />
I Love the Smell of Fresh Cut Wood <strong>in</strong> the<br />
Morn<strong>in</strong>g: The <strong>SLUG</strong> Games Lumberjack Jam<br />
By Sean Sullivan<br />
Sully@slugmag.com<br />
The <strong>SLUG</strong> Games Lumberjack Jam is by far one of my favorite<br />
contests to be a part of for a number of reasons, but mostly<br />
because I’m a patriot, and lumberjacks are about as American<br />
as apple pie. George Wash<strong>in</strong>gton, Paul Bunyan and Clarke<br />
Griswold are all prime examples, and on Saturday, January 12,<br />
over 70 kids got their chance to don some flannel<br />
and lay some metal and p-tex <strong>in</strong>to wood<br />
under perfect blue skies at Brighton<br />
Resort.<br />
Set up at the top of the<br />
Majestic Lift, terra<strong>in</strong> park<br />
manager Jared W<strong>in</strong>kler<br />
and the Brighton park<br />
crew teamed up with<br />
<strong>SLUG</strong> and Team<br />
Thunder to create<br />
a venue perfect<br />
for an orig<strong>in</strong>al,<br />
all wood,<br />
jam-<strong>format</strong><br />
contest.<br />
This was<br />
<strong>SLUG</strong> and<br />
Brighton’s<br />
second<br />
Lumberjack<br />
Jam, so<br />
the course<br />
featured<br />
some<br />
timber from<br />
last year’s<br />
event, as<br />
well as a slew<br />
of new wood.<br />
Competitors had<br />
their choice of three<br />
l<strong>in</strong>es: there was an uplog<br />
that fed you to a flat<br />
log, a roller next to a tree<br />
that set you up for a healthy<br />
lil’ jump with a pole halfway out<br />
the deck for bonk-tap-chop-sp<strong>in</strong><br />
combos and a handrail-style down log<br />
<strong>in</strong>to a really long, arc<strong>in</strong>g log that was a true<br />
test of board control and balance.<br />
Photo By: Dave Brewer<br />
Both spectators and competitors were treated to free flapjacks<br />
courtesy of <strong>SLUG</strong> Magaz<strong>in</strong>e and an open-entry hatchet-throw<strong>in</strong>g<br />
contest hosted by the boys from Celtek Gloves. Ryan Powers<br />
set the tone for the contest with a never-end<strong>in</strong>g playlist of fun<br />
music, while Laura Hadar rocked the mic. All day she was<br />
call<strong>in</strong>g out tricks, heckl<strong>in</strong>g the judges (Team Thunder, baby!) and<br />
photographers, provid<strong>in</strong>g enterta<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g commentary on the proper<br />
application of sunscreen <strong>in</strong> a Borat accent and tak<strong>in</strong>g her jacket<br />
off to let a few young girls duke it out for her steezy duds. <strong>SLUG</strong><br />
couldn’t have asked for a better MC; she knows her shit <strong>in</strong>side<br />
and out, plus she’s an excellent role model for the younger kids.<br />
After a mellow warm-up session and a ton of Red Bull and<br />
flapjacks, the 17- division was ready to shred.<br />
Dur<strong>in</strong>g the jam session quite a few egos<br />
were bruised (along with faces, hips,<br />
asses, backs, necks and knees)<br />
because the wood used to make<br />
the jibs was a bit softer than<br />
expected, and just about<br />
every competitor caught<br />
an edge and got served<br />
quicker than Robert<br />
Downey Jr. at<br />
an empty bar. I<br />
watched a group<br />
of sick young<br />
shredders adapt<br />
and conquer<br />
a setup that<br />
would have<br />
sent lesser<br />
riders right<br />
down <strong>in</strong>to the<br />
lodge.<br />
The open<br />
division was no<br />
different; kids<br />
were gett<strong>in</strong>g<br />
racked left<br />
and right as the<br />
17- lumberjacks<br />
chopped the rails<br />
up quite a bit, leav<strong>in</strong>g<br />
the open class to<br />
deal with wood rails<br />
that I thought couldn’t get<br />
much gnarlier. I don’t th<strong>in</strong>k<br />
that phased anyone though,<br />
because right off the bat kids<br />
started throw<strong>in</strong>g hatchets like there<br />
was no tomorrow. The pole-chop jump<br />
saw a lot of action, with lumberjacks serv<strong>in</strong>g<br />
up hearty portions of bonk variations <strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>g shifty<br />
back 1 high five taps, method front three taps, f/s shifty back 3