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(24) <strong>SLUG</strong><br />

I Love the Smell of Fresh Cut Wood <strong>in</strong> the<br />

Morn<strong>in</strong>g: The <strong>SLUG</strong> Games Lumberjack Jam<br />

By Sean Sullivan<br />

Sully@slugmag.com<br />

The <strong>SLUG</strong> Games Lumberjack Jam is by far one of my favorite<br />

contests to be a part of for a number of reasons, but mostly<br />

because I’m a patriot, and lumberjacks are about as American<br />

as apple pie. George Wash<strong>in</strong>gton, Paul Bunyan and Clarke<br />

Griswold are all prime examples, and on Saturday, January 12,<br />

over 70 kids got their chance to don some flannel<br />

and lay some metal and p-tex <strong>in</strong>to wood<br />

under perfect blue skies at Brighton<br />

Resort.<br />

Set up at the top of the<br />

Majestic Lift, terra<strong>in</strong> park<br />

manager Jared W<strong>in</strong>kler<br />

and the Brighton park<br />

crew teamed up with<br />

<strong>SLUG</strong> and Team<br />

Thunder to create<br />

a venue perfect<br />

for an orig<strong>in</strong>al,<br />

all wood,<br />

jam-<strong>format</strong><br />

contest.<br />

This was<br />

<strong>SLUG</strong> and<br />

Brighton’s<br />

second<br />

Lumberjack<br />

Jam, so<br />

the course<br />

featured<br />

some<br />

timber from<br />

last year’s<br />

event, as<br />

well as a slew<br />

of new wood.<br />

Competitors had<br />

their choice of three<br />

l<strong>in</strong>es: there was an uplog<br />

that fed you to a flat<br />

log, a roller next to a tree<br />

that set you up for a healthy<br />

lil’ jump with a pole halfway out<br />

the deck for bonk-tap-chop-sp<strong>in</strong><br />

combos and a handrail-style down log<br />

<strong>in</strong>to a really long, arc<strong>in</strong>g log that was a true<br />

test of board control and balance.<br />

Photo By: Dave Brewer<br />

Both spectators and competitors were treated to free flapjacks<br />

courtesy of <strong>SLUG</strong> Magaz<strong>in</strong>e and an open-entry hatchet-throw<strong>in</strong>g<br />

contest hosted by the boys from Celtek Gloves. Ryan Powers<br />

set the tone for the contest with a never-end<strong>in</strong>g playlist of fun<br />

music, while Laura Hadar rocked the mic. All day she was<br />

call<strong>in</strong>g out tricks, heckl<strong>in</strong>g the judges (Team Thunder, baby!) and<br />

photographers, provid<strong>in</strong>g enterta<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g commentary on the proper<br />

application of sunscreen <strong>in</strong> a Borat accent and tak<strong>in</strong>g her jacket<br />

off to let a few young girls duke it out for her steezy duds. <strong>SLUG</strong><br />

couldn’t have asked for a better MC; she knows her shit <strong>in</strong>side<br />

and out, plus she’s an excellent role model for the younger kids.<br />

After a mellow warm-up session and a ton of Red Bull and<br />

flapjacks, the 17- division was ready to shred.<br />

Dur<strong>in</strong>g the jam session quite a few egos<br />

were bruised (along with faces, hips,<br />

asses, backs, necks and knees)<br />

because the wood used to make<br />

the jibs was a bit softer than<br />

expected, and just about<br />

every competitor caught<br />

an edge and got served<br />

quicker than Robert<br />

Downey Jr. at<br />

an empty bar. I<br />

watched a group<br />

of sick young<br />

shredders adapt<br />

and conquer<br />

a setup that<br />

would have<br />

sent lesser<br />

riders right<br />

down <strong>in</strong>to the<br />

lodge.<br />

The open<br />

division was no<br />

different; kids<br />

were gett<strong>in</strong>g<br />

racked left<br />

and right as the<br />

17- lumberjacks<br />

chopped the rails<br />

up quite a bit, leav<strong>in</strong>g<br />

the open class to<br />

deal with wood rails<br />

that I thought couldn’t get<br />

much gnarlier. I don’t th<strong>in</strong>k<br />

that phased anyone though,<br />

because right off the bat kids<br />

started throw<strong>in</strong>g hatchets like there<br />

was no tomorrow. The pole-chop jump<br />

saw a lot of action, with lumberjacks serv<strong>in</strong>g<br />

up hearty portions of bonk variations <strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>g shifty<br />

back 1 high five taps, method front three taps, f/s shifty back 3

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