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The 7 Arts<br />
This animated film takes a lot of<br />
chances. I like movies that have the<br />
guts to get away from the mainstream.<br />
Think of My Dinner with Andre<br />
for instance. What chance do you<br />
think that movie would have today<br />
in getting financing? Meaning in<br />
an environment where the powers<br />
in Hollywood think the only people<br />
who go to movies these days are 13<br />
(See location number on central map)<br />
Rango<br />
-Greek Salad or Lemon Soup<br />
-Roasted Leg of Lamb with<br />
Lime Potatoes & Ratatouille<br />
or<br />
-Moussaka<br />
-Baklava<br />
Moussaka<br />
$189 Pesos<br />
Lamb<br />
$239 Pesos<br />
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to 19 year-old boys. I can hear the<br />
conversation now between a nervous<br />
screenwriter and a hotshot producer,<br />
who says, “Plot in twenty-five words<br />
or less.” Writer, “Two men go to<br />
dinner and discuss all sorts of facets<br />
of life. One man is a pompous ass,<br />
the other shy. A metamorphosis<br />
takes place and…” Producer, “That’s<br />
twenty-eight words. The guard at my<br />
front door will validate your parking<br />
ticket.”<br />
Meaning that script has as much<br />
chance of being bought these days as<br />
a snowball rolling through Hell has of<br />
remaining a snowball.<br />
Rango is the name of a chameleon,<br />
the star of Rango. The voice over is<br />
done by Johnny Depp. The flick is<br />
directed by Gore Verbinski. Rango<br />
is not your normal chameleon – any<br />
more than Johnny Depp can ever be<br />
typecast. The lizard doesn’t live in<br />
the wild; he lives in a desert home<br />
and is a pet. Our protagonist leaves<br />
the safety of his terrarium and goes on<br />
a search for his destiny. He lands in<br />
an animal town called Dirt. Dirt has<br />
the strangest group of animals ever<br />
assembled since Disney turned The<br />
Wind in the Willows into a movie.<br />
That flick had Toad, Badger, Mole<br />
and the evil weasels.<br />
Rango has the following incredible<br />
list of actors and animals: Isla Fisher<br />
as Beans, a desert iguana; Abigail<br />
Breslin as Priscilla, a cactus mouse;<br />
Ned Beatty as Tortoise John, Mayor of<br />
Dirt, a desert tortoise; Alfred Molina<br />
as Roadkill, a nine-banded armadillo;<br />
Bill Nighy as Rattlesnake Jake, a<br />
Film shot partly in PV opens in the U.S.<br />
Last March 8 th was the date set for the premiere of<br />
“Limitless” at the Ziegfield Theater in New York City. The<br />
movie stars Robert DeNiro, Bradley Cooper, Abbie Cornish and<br />
Anna Friel. Several scenes for the movie were shot in Puerto<br />
Vallarta in June of last year, including action scenes such as a<br />
Maserati car chase and a jump off a cliff into the ocean.<br />
This film, along with all the other ones shot in Vallarta that<br />
preceded it, provides excellent promotion for this destination,<br />
in addition to creating numerous temporary jobs for locals and<br />
in<strong>com</strong>e from the 250 crew who lived and worked here for the<br />
duration of the shoot.<br />
western diamondback rattlesnake;<br />
Stephen Root as Doc, a rabbit and as<br />
Merrimack, a squirrel; Harry Dean<br />
Stanton as Balthazar, a naked mole<br />
rat; Timothy Olyphant as the Spirit<br />
of the West; Ray Winstone as Bad<br />
Bill, a gila monster; Ian Abercrombie<br />
as Ambrose, a burrowing owl; Gil<br />
Birmingham as Wounded Bird,<br />
a Chihuahuan raven; and James<br />
Ward Byrkit as all of the following:<br />
Waffles, a horned toad, Gordy Papa,<br />
Joad, Cousin Murt, Curlie Knife<br />
Attacker and the Rodent Kid.<br />
This movie is 107 minutes long<br />
and is PG rated. It received Rotten<br />
Tomatoes critic rating of a welldeserved<br />
88%. What surprised me<br />
is the audience rating was lower, at<br />
78%. Generally the paying public<br />
is a lot more forgiving than the<br />
critics. Maybe because this movie<br />
is not in 3-D while almost every<br />
animated movie released now is<br />
in 3-D (meaning that some of the<br />
audience was disappointed before<br />
the movie even began.) Nickelodeon<br />
is the producer, with Paramount as<br />
distributor. The Computer-Generated<br />
Imagery is unbelievable. Unless<br />
someone hits a colossal homerun<br />
in the animation business this year<br />
– listen up, Pixar! – Rango is a shoein<br />
for the Best Animated Academy<br />
Award.<br />
Here’s what a few top critics<br />
thought: A. O. Scott of the New York<br />
Times wrote: “It is not self-conscious<br />
knowingness that drives Rango, but<br />
rather a quirky and sincere enthusiasm<br />
for all the strange stuff that has piled<br />
up in the filmmakers’ heads over the<br />
years.” Next we have from the distaff<br />
side Andrea Granvall of the Chicago<br />
Reader: “What elevates it above a<br />
cheeky romp is the skilled CGI work,<br />
not only the wealth of tactile detail<br />
lavished on the parched townsfolk but<br />
also the painterly, sand-swept vistas<br />
they call home.” And my favorite:<br />
Liam Lacey of the Globe and Mall:<br />
“With his first animated feature,<br />
Pirates of the Caribbean director<br />
Gore Verbinski shows ambitions<br />
considerably beyond producing the<br />
usual standard of most children’s<br />
fare. To put it plainly, Rango is one<br />
weird movie.”<br />
The director stated that almost all<br />
animated movies are slick, but he<br />
wanted to create the feel that this<br />
one was shot with a camera on his<br />
shoulder. He ac<strong>com</strong>plished what he<br />
set out to do.<br />
Re<strong>com</strong>mendation: I hate those<br />
3-D glasses, so I liked this flick even<br />
before the lights dimmed. And when<br />
the lights came back on, I didn’t like<br />
it anymore – I loved it!<br />
Joe Harrington is an<br />
internationally-published author<br />
and a documentary filmmaker.<br />
Suggestions and criticism should be<br />
directed to: JoeMovieMadness@<br />
Yahoo.<strong>com</strong> Artwork by R.L. Crabb.