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REVIEW<br />

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BY ACOLIUM<br />

It's the gameshow to end them all.<br />

Forget Leslie Crowther and The<br />

Price <strong>Is</strong> Right, this is big time. The<br />

biggest social class in the world is<br />

the TV addict - mindless vegetables<br />

with an insatiable desire for game<br />

shows, couch potatoes with an increasing<br />

lust for ever more extreme<br />

television. Violence is the name of<br />

the game and the masses just love it.<br />

In the ratings war that ensues, TV<br />

companies come up with ever more<br />

shocking themes for their shows.<br />

When the biggest TV corporation<br />

throws caution to the wind and<br />

comes up with Smash TV, the war is<br />

over and the audience is won. Smash<br />

TV is a smash. The TV show sees<br />

either one or two competitors in a<br />

fight for their lives, with cash and<br />

goodie prizes for the victorious. All<br />

the losers get is dead. And forgotten.<br />

Probably the shoot lem<br />

up of the Nineties,<br />

Smash TV caused real<br />

waves when it turned up<br />

In the arcades. Smart<br />

graphics, great sound<br />

and oodles of violence<br />

brought the Robotron<br />

legend to a whole new<br />

411111ep I S generation. This conversion<br />

was eagerly awaited and there as<br />

tension in the air when we plugged in the<br />

cart - and discovered it was near enough<br />

arcade perfect! The game relies on one<br />

thing - speed - and this version has more<br />

of that than most people can cope withl<br />

The sheer number of baddies on screen<br />

will have you filling your pants with mortal<br />

dread as they head towards you, guns<br />

blazing. Gameplay is really simple. but it<br />

works a treat: lust blast everything and<br />

stay alive! Graphically the game is excellent:<br />

nice backdrops. brilliant animation<br />

and colourful sprites all round while the<br />

end of level baddies are huge and very<br />

Impressive. Music is racy and driving, but<br />

the sound deserves some sort of medal.<br />

Sampled explosions shake your monitor<br />

and there's speech ahoy as the game show<br />

host gives his commentary. Along with<br />

Mario and Super Ghouls and Ghosts, this<br />

is an essential purchase for Super Nintendo<br />

owners.<br />

FRANK O'CONNOR<br />

LOVELY, MARVELLOUS,<br />

SMASHIN1•1•• "<br />

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Smash TV is nothing like the game shows we know and loathe<br />

Oh no. There's no throwing darts, no general knowledge and no<br />

word puzzles. This is death and violence from start to finish.<br />

'N<br />

L I Into a maze of arenas and the game show host throws everything<br />

he has at them. Thugs armed with clubs, mutants with ma-<br />

A chine guns and electrified robots are just a few of the psychotic<br />

1 r t killers that await our heroes. AR they have to do is shoot the<br />

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baddies<br />

and<br />

and<br />

smart<br />

live<br />

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can<br />

can.<br />

be won<br />

Cash<br />

- provided<br />

prizes, holidays,<br />

the boys<br />

can survive long enough to enjoy them. Help comes along<br />

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every now and then in the form of extra weapons which hot up<br />

'MT i the carnage for a short period of time. If you get far enough,<br />

n you'll meet some ol the show's larger celebrities and could<br />

i<br />

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